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Chapter 1081: Scumbag Dad Qiao Zuwang! (Please subscribe!)

"Master Qiao, Master Qiao, are you okay?"

Hua Shier had just come back to his senses from the darkness when he felt someone talking to him and pushing his shoulder. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the surrounding environment seemed to be in a factory. The workers coming and going were all wearing the same work clothes. In front of him was a female worker wearing old-fashioned blue-gray work clothes, looking at him with a slightly worried look.

He asked tentatively: "You called me?"

The female worker let out a long sigh: "Yes, I've been calling you for a long time. I'm glad you're okay. The health center called and asked you to pick up your son and settle the bill at the same time!"

After saying that, the female worker turned around and left, leaving Hua Twelve holding a confused look on his face.

"My son? Does this mean he is a cheap father?"

At this moment, a memory came into his mind. It was the memory of the replaced person transmitted by the system.

After Hua Shier digested this memory, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Not only was he a cheap father, he was the cheap father of five children at the same time.

The eldest son is Qiao Yicheng, the second son is Qiao Erqiang, the third and fourth sons are daughters named Sanli and Simei, and the fifth son is also a son. Because he was born in 1977, which is this year, he is named Qiao Qiqi.

That’s right, this time he actually replaced the scumbag father, Qiao Zuwang, in the TV series ‘Children of Qiao’s Family’.

The drama "Children of the Qiao Family" roughly tells the story of Qiao Zuwang's wife who died of postpartum hemorrhage when giving birth to Qiao Qiqi, and the story of the five children of the Qiao family, Qiao Yicheng, Qiao Erqiang, Qiao Sanli, Qiao Simei, and Qiao Qiqi, who depended on each other during the difficult years.

Well, why do five children depend on each other?

You can tell from the casual name that it is because they have an extremely unreliable and scumbag father, Qiao Zuwang.

Apart from the pitiful living expenses he gives every month, Qiao Zuwang can basically not be relied upon.

This meant that the eldest son, Qiao Yicheng, had to shoulder the responsibility of taking care of his younger siblings at a young age.

Qiao Zuwang never cared about his family. He slacked off at work every day and played mahjong after work. When his wife gave birth to her fifth child, she was already an elderly mother. When she was about to give birth, he was still gambling at the card table, leaving his wife to walk to the hospital alone with her big belly, because walking could save 50 cents in fare.

In his eyes, women all have to give birth to children, and what's more, it's not the first child, so why be so pretentious?

As a result, his wife died of postpartum hemorrhage after giving birth in the hospital.

Hua Shier recalled the plot. At this point in time, it was the day after the funeral of Qiao Zuwang’s wife, and the health center notified him to take the child back.

In the original plot, in order to avoid paying the medical bills, Qiao Zuwang took his four children to the hospital and cried poor. In the end, it was the children's second uncle Qi Zhiqiang who rushed over and paid the medical bills, otherwise it would have been a problem for Qiao Qiqi to be discharged from the hospital.

Hua Twelve shook his head and sighed, the time he traveled through was a bit late. If he had traveled through time two days earlier, with his medical skills, it would have been difficult for Qiao Zuwang's wife to die, let alone suffer a difficult childbirth.

'Ding! '

Just when Hua Twelve felt sorry for Qiao Zuwang's wife, a system prompt sounded in his mind:

"Mission description: Wei Shuying, a kind-hearted woman with a tragic fate, was forced to fight for her sister's boyfriend by threatening to commit suicide. She was not able to be with her beloved, and ended up with a husband named Qiao Zuwang who had no sense of responsibility. She eventually died of heavy bleeding. It can be said that her life was miserable. Her last wish in life was to let her five children live in peace and have a smooth life."

'Mission requirement one, replace Qiao Zuwang and be a reliable father!'

'Mission requirement two, change the fate of the Qiao family's children and prevent them from taking the same old path that was criticized by the audience! "

Hua Shier thought about it and realized that the two tasks actually have the same core, which is to make him fulfill his responsibilities and obligations as a father, that is, to make him a reliable and qualified father.

He felt that the first task was not difficult. After all, everyone knew that he was the most reliable person.

Chen Xuanzang: Yes, if you sell me out, I will still help you count the money. That’s the kind of thing that’s reliable, right?

As for the second task, it is to avoid pitfalls.

For example, the eldest son Qiao Yicheng's first marriage to the scumbag Ye Xiaolang, and his subsequent chronic nephritis, Qiao Erqiang's idiotic nature, Qiao Sanli's childhood experiences, Qiao Simei's love-crazy brain, and Qiao Qiqi being pushed by the scumbag and getting pregnant before marriage. Well, after the push, the scumbag became pregnant.

As long as you avoid these pitfalls, the task is not difficult to complete.

As for the rest of the time, Hua Shier has plenty of time to enjoy life in this world without mobile phones, computers, fresh air, simple people and a slow pace.

Just enjoy it!

Hua Twelve's smile was seen by a worker nearby, who teased:

"Master Qiao, your dead wife is still smiling so happily?"

Hua Twelve's smile froze and he glared at the other person:

"You're out of your mind. Have you heard of the idiom 'crying with joy'? I'm extremely sad and my expression is out of control!"

The man smiled awkwardly and said nothing. As soon as Hua Shier turned around, he started talking to his co-workers, condemning Qiao Zuwang for being unreliable and how his wife and he had a miserable life.

Hua Shier naturally heard their discussion clearly, but he didn't care at all because it was all Qiao Zuwang's fault.

I went to my supervisor to get leave, left the factory and went directly to the health center.

When he got to the clinic, the cashier said he had no face at all:

"This is a health center, not a nursery or an orphanage. Hurry up and pay the money and take your child away. He has been kept here for a few days!"

As he said this, he threw a bill over.

Hua Shier took it and looked at it. It was thirty-seven and fifty yuan, exactly one month's salary for Sha Zhu.

The toll collector seemed to have seen Qiao Zuwang before and knew what kind of person he was. Seeing his serious expression, he thought he was dissatisfied with the price and said:

"We didn't ask you for a penny more. This is the money for the adults' rescue and your child's treatment!"

Hua Shier reached into his trouser pocket and felt around. It seemed like there were still five or six dollars in Qiao Zuwang's pocket.

I might as well take out a few banknotes that I had saved in the Siheyuan world from the storage space and use them first.

But thinking back to what the toll collector said before about not being an orphanage, it sounded a bit harsh. Doesn’t that mean that the father is dead?

Hua Shier planned to teach the other party a small lesson.

He immediately took out a handful of at least several hundred one-cent bills from his trouser pocket (actually the storage space) and stuffed them into the toll booth:

"Exactly thirty-seven dollars and fifty cents. If you don't believe me, count it again!"

The toll collector saw that not only were all the bills one cent each, but they were not folded neatly, but were gathered in a bunch. She had to fold them one by one and count them again, which instantly increased her workload tenfold. She was immediately unhappy:

"Why are they all one point?"

Hua Twelve glared and said, "What's wrong with one cent? One cent is not RMB. It's illegal to refuse to accept RMB. I tell you!"

The female toll collector wanted to refuse to collect the money, but when she heard him say it was against the law, she became angry and anxious, and changed her words: "Then count them again, and bring them back after you have folded them all!"

As he said this, he grabbed his penny and stuffed it out of the window.

Hua Shier pretended to reach out to take it, and just as the other party let go, he sneezed.

In an instant, the hundreds of one-cent notes were sprayed all over the cashier's room like flowers from the sky after he sneezed. They were scattered under the table and under the cabinets, and people could pick them up.

Hua Twelve immediately became unhappy and pointed inside:

"Yes, it's your fault that you didn't hold it firmly. The money hasn't passed through my hands yet. Thirty-seven dollars and fifty cents, one cent short. I'll go find your leader!" When he took the cradle Qiao Qiqi out, the toll collector was still crying.

When Hua Twelve passed by, he smiled and said:

"Think before you speak next time. What is an orphanage? I, your father, am not dead yet. If you continue to have this attitude towards work, not everyone will be as good-tempered as me!"

The female toll collector finally reacted and said angrily: "You, you did it on purpose!" She was about to chase after him, but her leader who was originally comforting her found out the truth and grabbed her and criticized her.

Hua Twelve laughed, holding the child and walked out. When he reached the entrance of the clinic, he saw a handsome man hurried over. When he saw him, he greeted him:

"Brother-in-law, you picked up Qiqi!"

This man is Qi Zhiqiang, the ex-boyfriend of Qiao Zuwang’s wife Wei Shuying and the man of his sister-in-law Wei Shufang. Following behind Qi Zhiqiang is a woman with a slightly mean face, who is Wei Shufang.

Hua Twelve nodded to the two of them: "Why are you here too?"

Before Qi Zhiqiang could say anything, Wei Shufang said unhappily:

"We are the kind people of Zhiqiang. We were afraid that you didn't have the money to pay for the medical expenses, so we left the phone number of their workplace. The clinic knew who you were, and they were also afraid that you didn't have the money, so they called their workplace!"

She finally responded after she finished speaking:

"Hey, Qiao Zuwang, how did you take Qiqi out? You didn't pay the money and took the child out secretly? I tell you, this is not okay. The health center will call the police and your unit. You might even lose your job."

Hua Twelve rolled his eyes at his sister-in-law:

"What Qiao Zuwang, you call me brother-in-law, I said we are real relatives, can't you expect me to be good? I have already paid, there is no need for your Qi Zhiqiang!"

Then he pushed Qiao Qiqi into her arms and said, "Help me hold her first. I think she's going to pee!"

Sure enough, Wei Shufang's hands became wet as soon as she took it. Qiao Qiqi had peed quite a lot, and her diaper was soaked. After she finished peeing, she felt her butt was cold, and the child started crying.

Wei Shufang was so angry that her face turned black. While coaxing the child, she complained:

"Oh, I'm wondering how you can be so wicked. You know you need to pee, but you give it to me."

Hua Twelve said indifferently: "What you said is true. This is not the first time you have called me a bad person behind my back!"

Seeing the two bickering, Qi Zhiqiang quickly said, "Brother-in-law, I came here on a tricycle. Hurry up and get on the tricycle and I'll take you home!"

Sitting on Qi Zhiqiang's tricycle, Wei Shufang also changed Qiao Qiqi's diaper, and then said:

"Brother-in-law, where did you get the money? Before my sister left, she said there were only a dozen dollars left at home!"

Hua Twelve raised his chin and said, "Who am I? I'm Qiao Zuwang. I can get rich just by playing two rounds!"

Wei Shufang held the child in her right hand and stretched out her left hand:

"Ouch, Qiao Jing's razor is shaking. The thirty yuan for my sister's rescue and blood transfusion was paid by our Zhiqiang last time. Please give it back to me!"

Qi Zhiqiang, who was riding a tricycle in front, said quickly: "Don't worry, don't worry!"

Wei Shufang glared at her husband and said, "What do you mean you are not in a hurry? You don't understand. Our money didn't come from the wind. If he doesn't return it to you, he will use it to play cards!"

Hua Twelve originally thought that the medical treatment for emergency treatment and childbirth was only more than 30 yuan these days, which seemed quite cheap. It turned out that there was also money for blood transfusion during the emergency treatment. He immediately took out three ten-yuan bills from his trouser pocket:

"Okay, I'm giving it back to you now. Stop talking nonsense in front of me all the time!"

When Wei Shufang saw Hua Twelve pay back the money, she stopped nagging and focused on taking care of Qiao Qiqi.

The tricycle arrived at the entrance of No. 55 Shamao Lane. Cars could not enter here, so Qi Zhiqiang stopped the car, said hello and went back to the unit. Hua Shier asked Wei Shufang:

"His second aunt, do you want to come to my house and sit for a while and have dinner before leaving?"

Wei Shufang returned Qiao Qiqi to Qiao Zuwang and said, "There is only so much rice in your rice jar. If I eat it, your whole family will starve. I won't go anymore. I still have to go back to cook for the child. Oh, you have money now, remember to feed Qiqi milk powder. Try it with your mouth first before feeding, don't burn the child!"

After she gave her instructions, she left. Hua Twelve looked at her back, shook his head and smiled.

Wei Shufang is a rather contradictory person. She feels sorry for her sister, but she also snatched her sister's boyfriend Qi Zhiqiang away. She says she loves Qi Zhiqiang, but after his death, she wants to be buried with her second-married man.

For example, she is a little selfish and has a sharp tongue. She even takes away the quilt collected by her deceased sister. In the original plot, when she was taking care of Qiao Qiqi, she also reminded her about the child support intentionally or unintentionally.

But on the other hand, this woman is kind by nature and has made real contributions to the Qiao family.

Human nature is complicated. Apart from the fact that she stole her sister's boyfriend, Hua Shier actually didn't dislike her.

He returned to Qiao's house with the children in his arms. As soon as he pushed the door open and entered the yard, two little kids ran out of the old house and hugged his thighs.

One of the older ones cried, "Dad, I'm hungry!"

Another little kid also cried, "Dad, I'm hungry too!"

These two pretty little girls were none other than Qiao Zuwang’s two daughters, Qiao Sanli and Qiao Simei.

Hua Twelve rubbed the two little girls' heads and said, "Okay, Dad got it. I'll get you something to eat after I put Qiqi down!"

He went into the room and put Qiqi on the bed, covering her with a pillow. Although the baby was only a few days old and could not roll over, it was still a precaution.

Qiao Sanli and Qiao Simei stopped crying when they looked at their brother, but tears welled up on their faces, looking extremely happy.

"This is Qiqi, Qiqi is so good!"

Seeing that Qiqi had fallen asleep, Hua Twelve took out two unwrapped cakes from the storage space:

"Sanli, Simei, look what Daddy bought for you?"

The two little girls' eyes lit up instantly: "It's bread, we've seen it in the grocery store!"

Hua Twelve smiled and stuffed the cake between his two daughters:

"What bread? This is cake. It's much more delicious than bread. Eat it quickly. When your eldest brother and second brother come back, Dad will cook for you!"

After the two little girls took it, they ate and laughed. Simei ate the whole piece of cake, but Sanli only ate half of it.

Hua Twelve asked curiously, "Sanli, why did you only eat half? Are you going to eat the rest in the evening?"

Sanli shook her head: "This cake is so delicious. My elder and second brothers haven't eaten it yet. I'll save some for them."

Hua Twelve felt his heart melt at that moment, and he hugged the girl and gave her a kiss:

"My dear daughter, this is for you. Just eat it. I'll leave some for them. I'll give it to those two brats when they come back!"

By the evening, when Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang came back from school, they were so hungry that they looked exhausted.

Qiao Sanli and Qiao Simei ran to offer their treasures, saying that their father had left a cake for them, but they didn't believe it at all.

Hua Shier asked Qiao Erqiang to lock the gate, then pointed to the old house and said, "Go and eat by yourselves, one piece each. When I'm done, we'll have dinner!"

When Qiao Yicheng and Qiao Erqiang walked into the old house, they saw a plate on the table with two pieces of cake on it.

Qiao Erqiang cheered, picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth. While eating, he said to Qiao Yicheng incoherently:

"Brother, eat quickly, it's delicious!"

Qiao Yicheng turned around and looked at Hua Twelve who was walking towards the kitchen, his eyes full of confusion. He felt that this unreliable and scumbag father was a little different today!

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.