A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1128: Fighting the Female Driver! (Please Subscribe!)

After coming out of Guangjin Online Finance and walking out of the office building, Hua Shier turned to the silent Chen Xu and said:

"If you have something to say, just say it. It's uncomfortable to hold it in for so long!"

Chen Xu looked at Hua Twelve suspiciously: "Brother, when did you become so powerful that you can poke through the wood with your hands and make the baseball bat like that?"

He was talking and gesturing at the same time, but halfway through, he couldn't hold back his curiosity and stepped forward to pinch Hua Twelve's arm:

"Brother, you are not a robot in disguise, a futuristic warrior or something!"

Hua Twelve was so amused by this joke that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He let him pinch his arm muscles twice before he laughed and scolded:

"What good things are you thinking? Robots and future warriors will help you settle loan sharks? I, your brother, paid 90,000 yuan in real money. So it's not my credit just now, right? You ungrateful brat!"

Chen Xu quickly begged for mercy: "Brother, that's not what I meant. I will definitely pay you back!"

Hua Shier smiled: "Of course you have to pay it back. Brothers should settle accounts openly. If you don't pay it back this time, you may think later that someone is covering for you. Then you will have completely learned a bad lesson. Pay it back and consider it a lesson learned!"

Chen Xu nodded, humbly accepting the advice, and then reacted: "Brother, you haven't told me yet, how did you do it just now?"

"Do I have to tell you if I learn martial arts?"

Hua Shier walked to the parking lot and put on his helmet before leaving.

Chen Xu quickly called him:

"Brother, don't be anxious. Tell me about it. We grew up together. How come I didn't know you practiced martial arts?"

Hua Twelve said with a smile: "Growing up together is bullshit. You are six years younger than me. I started practicing martial arts before you were born, but you just didn't know it!"

He also knew that there had to be an explanation for this matter. Even if it was just a perfunctory one, it was better than Chen Xu's random guesses. He leaned on the motorcycle and said:

"Okay, let me tell you a story. I remember that year when you were not yet born. I was three years old and was playing with a ball outside the small woods near our home. As a result, the ball rolled into the woods. When I was about to go in to pick it up, an old man with a white beard came out and said to me: There is a golden ball, a silver ball, and a leather ball in this woods. Which one is yours?"

"I'm impatient to say that he's being so honest. I'll give you a set of 'Small Wuxiang Kung Fu' as a reward. From now on, the task of policing evil and punishing evildoers and maintaining world peace will be handed over to you!"

Chen Xu was stunned: "And then you learned martial arts?"

Hua Shier blew out a smoke ring. "Then he wanted to take me into the woods to practice martial arts, but a few policemen came and arrested the old man, saying he was a human trafficker!"

Chen Xu was in a state of confusion, feeling a little overwhelmed:

"Brother, wait a minute. What you said before sounded familiar to me. Are the three balls adapted from the story of The Golden Axe? I remember we still have comic books at home!"

"'Xiao Wuxiang Gong' is from Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, right? And the words about maintaining world peace at the end are from the old beggar in Stephen Chow's movie 'Kung Fu', right? Are you kidding me?"

Hua Twelve had an expression that you could only see, but he said, "I have learned so much!"

Chen Xu said angrily: "Brother, can't you tell me the truth?"

Hua Twelve laughed:

"The truth is that I started practicing before you were born, but my master forbade me to tell anyone, not even my parents and brothers, so I never mentioned it. If I hadn't seen that these people looked like members of the Black Society today, I wouldn't have revealed it!"

Chen Xu was half-believing and half-doubting this, but no matter how he thought about it, it was the most reasonable explanation at the moment. Otherwise, his brother really was a future warrior, not a robot.

Chen Xu asked hopefully, "Brother, can't you teach me this martial art?"

"Okay, but you are past the best age for martial arts training. You will get half the result with twice the effort. You can't become a master like me. But you can still strengthen your body!"

As soon as Hua Twelve said this, Chen Xu immediately gave up:

"Forget it, I heard that practicing martial arts is very hard. If I want to keep fit, I can play football with Brother Xu!"

Hua Twelve laughed loudly: "Look at you, you are such a loser, get in the car!"

The two of them got on the motorcycle, and Hua Twelve tilted his head and asked, "I'm alone at home now, do you want to move in with me?"

Chen Xu shook his head like a rattle:

"I won't go. It's not normal for you to get divorced now. I'm a little scared. When you get back to normal, you'll scold me again. If I live with you, I'll just be asking for trouble. Send me to a rental house. I haven't been home for a few days, so I have to clean up!"

Hua Shier didn't waste any time and drove away, taking Chen Xu to the bachelor apartment he rented according to the location he remembered.

Chen Xu jumped out of the car and waved his hand: "Okay, brother, you can go back. I will pay you back slowly!"

"Don't worry about the money, just call me if you have any questions!"

Hua Twelve was about to start the motorcycle when he suddenly remembered something and asked:

"By the way, what did Gu Jia and Xu Huanshan say? You've been in there for a few days, so there won't be any impact, right?"

Chen Xu smiled and shook his head: "Sister Gu had her lawyer tell me to go back and drive for them after I get out!"

Hua Twelve nodded. Apart from being a bit ambitious and a bit blind in recognizing herself, Gu Jia was a very kind person. There was nothing wrong with her being a friend. He immediately said:

"That's good, but if you're not used to it, come over and do it with me!"

He patted his chest as he spoke, and tucked into his clothes were some documents he had just obtained from Guangjin Online Finance Company.

Chen Xu showed a worried look on his face: "Brother, do you really want to help them collect the debt? Those deadbeats are not easy to deal with. Some people have money but just won't pay it back. The law can't do anything about them."

Hua Twelve was confident: "That's because no one is willing to spend time studying their weaknesses. Deadbeats are also human beings. As long as we find their weaknesses, things will be easy to deal with."

Chen Xu was confused: "Weakness? What weakness?"

Hua Twelve smiled without saying a word, with a mysterious look on his face. He was hypnotized, forced to confess, sent to mine, and taken to Burma. Well, the law is not as scary as him!

"Let's go! Don't worry about my affairs, just take care of yourself!"

Hua Shier waved his hand and drove away.

When driving to enter the Bund Tunnel, a red Ford Mustang 2.3T suddenly rushed out from behind and entered the tunnel entrance at an extremely fast speed. However, because of the lane change, the rear end of the car directly scraped the Fiery Chariot driven by Hua Shier.

The motorcycle body suddenly shook violently. If Hua Twelve had not been able to control it very well, the Fiery Chariot would have lost control and crashed into the tunnel wall on the other side. Although the Fiery Chariot had the property of never wearing out, and Hua Twelve was an 'Acquired Spiritual Treasure Dao Body', it would not be a problem at all, but that was not acceptable.

Thinking about whether the driver would stop in the emergency lane, Hua Shier decided to say a few words to the driver. If the other party had a good attitude, it would be fine, since he was not injured anyway. But if the other party had a bad attitude, he would just beat him up to teach him a lesson so that he would not drive like that again next time.

As a result, the red Ford Mustang 2.3 didn't show any intention of slowing down. In the tunnel with a speed limit of , the car was driving at at least .

Hua Twelve immediately became angry: "Fuck you, are you trying to escape?"

He stepped on the accelerator and chased after it, his speed increasing rapidly. After a moment, he caught up with the Ford Mustang, overtook it from the left, raised his right foot and kicked the other side mirror directly into pieces:

"parking!"

At this moment, Hua Shier also saw the driver's profile clearly. She was a very young and fashionable woman with long hair and sunglasses.

The woman was also startled, but then she did something that Hua Twelve did not expect. She turned the steering wheel and actually used the body of the Ford Mustang to crash directly into Hua Twelve.

Hua Twelve braked subconsciously and made an emergency evasive move. The Ford Mustang missed the target and accelerated forward. A fair jade hand stretched out from the window and raised a middle finger to the back. It was obvious who it was showing this to, and the provocation was evident!

Hua Twelve was so angry that he laughed. He stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. The speed of the Fiery Chariot increased suddenly and caught up with it. In a blink of an eye, it caught up with the Ford Mustang 2.3T.

The female driver had been watching the Fiery Chariot behind her in the rearview mirror. When she saw Hua Twelve catching up, she raised the corner of her mouth, but did not increase her speed. Instead, she stood directly in front of the motorcycle and slowed down, trying to cut off the other car and prevent the motorcycle from passing.

Hua Twelve saw the opponent's intention and did not slow down at all. He crashed directly into the rear of the Ford Mustang. When he was about to rear-end the car, he lifted the handlebars, and with a bang, the Fiery Chariot soared into the air and ran directly over the Ford Mustang. The huge impact caused the carport of the Ford to be dented.

The female driver in the Ford Mustang screamed in fear and could not hold the steering wheel steadily. The car shook and with a bang, it hit the wall on the right side of the tunnel and stopped. Fortunately, the impact was not too great and at least the airbag was deployed.

After the flaming chariot crushed the Ford Mustang, it did not stop at all. Hua Twelve looked back from the chariot and saw that the originally fashionable young female driver now had disheveled hair and looked quite embarrassed. He couldn't help but smile, and at the same time raised a middle finger to the frightened female driver, then turned around and walked away.

The female driver was a little scared at first, but when she saw Hua Twelve's provocation, she was so angry that she wanted to start the car and chase after him. As a result, something went wrong and the ignition failed several times. She could only pound the steering wheel hard to vent her anger.

After Hua Twelve walked away, he showed a thoughtful expression. Why did that crazy woman look a bit like Wang Manni? However, the other party had disheveled hair and was wearing sunglasses. He didn't have the X-ray vision, so he didn't dare to confirm it.

On second thought, it couldn't be Wang Manni. That woman isn't that crazy. She might just look a bit similar.

After driving to a car-free section of the road, Hua Shier waved his right hand backwards, and the next moment the T1000 appeared on the back seat of the Fiery Chariot.

Hua Twelve continued at a steady pace, and gave the order directly: "Erase all surveillance footage of me and this car in the Demon City area within one day!"

T1000's eyes turned red and he started working without saying a word.

The next moment it connected to the Internet through the wireless network, and then deleted all surveillance videos of Hua Twelve within 24 hours, including the video footage released by Hua Twelve.

Inside the Ford Mustang, the female driver complained on the phone:

"Brother, my car was hit by someone. A bastard on a motorcycle drove directly over the roof of my car. You must help me catch him. Call the police? You help me call the police. I can't afford to lose face. Oh, I have a dashcam. I'll send you the video. You help me find the person. I will definitely not let that guy off easily."

After the female driver hung up, she started to click on the car's touch screen and adjust the dash cam to see the grandson's license plate number.

She found the previous driving video and saw the image of the motorcycle. Before she could see the license plate number clearly, the screen went black.

The female driver slapped the screen twice: "What the hell is this!"

When the traffic police arrived and took out the memory card from the dashcam for inspection, they found that it had been replaced with another video. When they chose to play the video, a small black fat man appeared. It was the owner of Deyun, and he said to the screen earnestly:

"When problems arise, look for the cause in yourself. Don't blame the lack of gravity on earth when you are constipated."

"Why don't you get some sun? Maybe if you get tanned, no one will say you're an idiot anymore."

"If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my character is too great."

"Protect yourself, care for others, and please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people."

"I have a small heart but I am not short of it, and I have a good temper but I am not without it."

"If you're willing to die, I'll be willing to bury you!"

In the video, Mr. Guo’s words are full of golden quotes to criticize people. Each sentence stabs out like a knife, like a mockery or a warning.

The traffic police couldn't help laughing. The female driver was so angry that she screamed and grabbed her hair. Seeing the traffic police couldn't help laughing, she looked over with a resentful look on her face. The traffic police pointed at the screen:

"That's outrageous, isn't it?"

Finally, the traffic police took the dash cam back for technical processing to see if the driving video inside could be restored. They also said they would check the tunnel’s surveillance.

As a result, the police contacted the female driver's brother the next day and told him that someone had used advanced hacking skills to invade the Ford Mustang's central control SYNC3 system through the wireless network, erased the driving records, and implanted several jokes of Guo Banzhu.

The female driver's brother had connections and found out through his connections that the police were taking this matter very seriously, because not only had the central control computer in the female driver's car been hacked, but even the surveillance video along the way had the motorcycle erased.

The only evidence of the motorcycle now is the female driver and the wheel marks on the roof of the Ford Mustang.

The female driver's brother was shocked. Their family couldn't afford to offend someone with such means, but they didn't want to offend him either. He quickly told the female driver to calm down and not pursue the matter any further.

As a result, the female driver rolled her eyes and didn't listen at all. She said rebelliously: "None of your business, I'm not done with that guy!"

Of course, these are all things that happened later. After Hua Shier asked T1000 to do the finishing work, he drove back home. As soon as he entered the house, the text message alert on his cell phone rang.

Hua Shier took out his cell phone and saw that it was another consumption reminder text message from the bank: XX milk tea shop, consumption of 560 yuan!

He looked at the time. Zhong Xiaoqin should be at work. She spent more than 500 yuan in the milk tea shop. It goes without saying that she must have treated all her colleagues to drinks.

Hua Shier shook his head. If Zhong Xiaoqin spent money like this, how long would it take for 300,000 yuan to last? She really didn't treat money as money!

Suddenly, the phone screen flashed and a ring tone rang. At the same time, a name flashed out. It was Xu Huanshan calling.

Hua Shier thought that Xu Huanshan knew about his divorce, so he picked up the phone and put it to his ear:

"Lao Xu, you don't need to say anything to comfort me!"

As a result, Xu Huanshan sighed on the other end of the phone: "I don't want to comfort you, I want you to comfort me. Let's drink, Lao Chen, I'll treat you!"

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.