A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1182 Si Teng? Look at my demon-killing package! (Please order all!)

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Zhang Chulan had been living in fear these past few days. Ever since he and Hua Twelve beat up the guys from the basketball team, he even dreamed of the police knocking on his door.

But the instigator, Hua Shier, acted as if nothing had happened. He ate and slept every day, and even killed everyone in the game with his netizen Fu Rong.

"Twelve, aren't you worried at all? What if they call the police?" Zhang Chulan asked in a low voice in the classroom.

Hua Twelve chatted with Fu Rong on his phone without even looking up, and said in a Wanwan accent:

"Don't worry, I'm an exchange student from Taiwan! If they dare to call the police, it will be a big deal. Then they will want to ask you to treat them, and they will want to surround us. They will definitely be the ones who suffer in the end!"

Zhang Chulan shuddered:

"It's fine if you speak Northeastern dialect, I can't stand Taiwanese accent. Ugh, you've led me away. And it's fine if you speak Taiwanese accent, but what I can't understand is why even the characters are in traditional Chinese?"

Hua Twelve didn't even raise his head, his fingers quickly tapped the screen of his mobile phone, and smiled lazily:

"This is called getting into the role, don't you understand? And don't you think that men who have their own input method are cool~"

Zhang Chulan was a little mad, and gritted his teeth and said, "If you keep talking like this, I'll get angry."

Hua Twelve switched back in a bad mood:

"You're screwed! You won't even listen to me speaking to you in a more literary way. Wild boars can't eat Xikang!"

Zhang Chulan let out a long breath:

“It’s much more comfortable this time!”

"By the way, I'll treat you to dinner tonight. Thank you for helping me last time!"

Hua Twelve did not even raise his head:

"We are just a couple of poor people, why are you being so polite to me? Come on, the financial boss is going to meet me tonight and I will take you with me to dinner!"

Zhang Chulan: "Financial sponsor?"

"It's Fu Rong!" Hua Shier has been playing games with these two noobs quite often recently, so Zhang Chulan and Fu Rong also know each other.

At six o'clock in the evening, Hua Shier walked into the Chinese restaurant of a five-star hotel in Tianjin with his hands in his pockets.

Zhang Chulan followed behind like Granny Liu into the Grand View Garden:

"It's a bit too much to eat here, we can just have a buffet."

Hua Twelve rolled his eyes: "Does the buffet have guest rooms?"

Zhang Chulan was a little confused: "Why do we need a guest room for dinner?"

Hua Twelve: "A girl is here to meet me in person, shouldn't we go get a room after dinner? It's a bit expensive here, but Rongrong wants to sleep with me, I can't just do it for free!"

Zhang Chulan was petrified on the spot: "What the hell? Twelve, are you going to be a quack?"

Hua Twelve glared at him unhappily;

"You are the one who is being a duck. I just want to take advantage of my youth and good health to eat soft food for two more years. Am I wrong?"

Zhang Chulan: "."

When they saw Fu Rong, Hua Shier and Zhang Chulan's eyes lit up.

Fu Rong was even more radiant and charming in person than in the video. She had obviously dressed up carefully. She wore a light pink dress, her skin was glowing white, her almond-shaped eyes were watery, and when she smiled, there were two dimples at the corners of her mouth. She waved to the two people and said:

"Hi, Twelve, Zhang Chulan, you're even more handsome than in the video. Zhang Chulan, why are you even more ugly than in the video?"

Zhang Chulan's face turned a little dark: "I used the beauty filter!"

As soon as Hua Shier waved, Fu Rong came over and took his arm. They had become familiar with each other on the Internet during this period, and they quickly entered a passionate state.

After the meal, although there were a lot of delicacies from land and sea, Zhang Chulan found it tasteless. He felt like a 2,000-degree light bulb and left as soon as the meal was over.

Hua Twelve only had time to send a "sensible" message to Zhang Chulan before Fu Rong pulled him upstairs to the honeymoon suite.

The next morning, Fu Rong lay on Hua Twelve's chest:

"Honey, you are so awesome, I love it!"

Hua Twelve hugged Fu Rong and talked about another thing:

"Rongrong, I don't think this can go on. People will say I'm a gigolo!"

Cao Dahua: You have to eat hard if you want to live a good life!

Fu Rongpa immediately expressed her loyalty: "Dear, don't care about the secular perspective. I am willing to support you for the rest of my life!"

Hua Twelve stared: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Fu Rong quickly apologized: "I was wrong, I will listen to you!"

Hua Twelve was finally satisfied: "I can't bear to spend your money, so how about this, you pay for a company, and we each own 50% of the shares?"

Fu Rong: “.”

After Hua Shier went to school, Fu Rong called her colleague in the honeymoon suite:

"What was the maximum amount you could borrow on the free-spending platform you set up last time?"

A week later, Fu Rong rented a store near Hsinchu University.

The "Anything Goes Company" officially opened.

There was no opening ceremony, no firecrackers or fireworks to celebrate, only three company members: boss Hua Shier, manager Fu Rong, and employee Zhang Chulan.

In order to support Hua Shier's entrepreneurship, Fu Rong quit all her jobs.

She took more than 300,000 yuan borrowed from various platforms and resolutely said to Hua Shier who advised her not to resign:

"Please let me join your team!"

As a result, after one week of opening, three people spent more than 2,000 yuan on food, but not a single business was received.

Zhang Chulan sighed, "Twelve, what is our company's main business? I memorized it on the opening day, but I didn't use it for a week and I forgot it all!"

Hua Twelve pointed to the company's LGOO behind his boss chair:

"Anything is fine. We can do anything except breaking the law!"

Well, the company name was chosen by Hua Twelve, which is a continuation of the company name of the previous world.

In the previous mission world, Hua Shier felt that his company's main business was a bit limited. It was meaningless to be only responsible for debt collection. So when he started a new business in this world, he simply expanded the company's business.

Except for those that are illegal, he will take any business, even if it means paying a large sum of money to have a child. When the time comes, he will let Zhang Chulan do it. This guy has been holding back his uterine blood for more than 20 years, so his seeds are definitely of high quality.

Zhang Chulan didn't know Hua Twelve's plan, so he asked unhappily:

"Whatever? You're also willing to help elementary school students with their homework or walk the dog for an old lady?"

Hua Twelve raised his legs and crossed them on the desk:

"It's not impossible, but our company only pays for orders above 500,000!"

Zhang Chulan curled her lips and said, "It's strange that you can get it. I think you should consider Fu Rong. She has borrowed more than 300,000 yuan from various platforms. What if she can't pay it back?"

Fu Rong walked behind Hua Twelve and gave him a massage: "I'm not in a hurry. If I really can't pay it back, I'll just run away. As long as I can be with Twelve, I'm willing to do anything!"

Zhang Chulan was stunned. Are there any other girlfriends as good as this one? Give me a dozen.

Hua Twelve smiled at the two of them and said:

"Don't worry, I've already asked someone to advertise on the Internet. The difficulties are only temporary. Besides, I've already investigated dozens of financial platforms and found that many are not formal. I've highlighted the key points. If we don't have any business, I'll take you two to get some free stuff and make a fortune!"

Zhang Chulan: "."

Hua Twelve continued, "I've also looked at Fu Rong's online loan, and there are a few that don't need to be repaid!"

Fu Rong lowered her head and kissed him: "Honey, you are so awesome!"

At noon, Fu Rong went out to order food. Hua Shier was playing chess with Zhang Chulan when the phone on the desk rang.

Zhang Chulan picked up the phone casually:

"Hello, this is the Anything Goes Company!"

The next second, Zhang Chulan widened his eyes, covered the microphone and said to Hua Twelve:

"It's business!"

Hua Twelve quickly pressed the hands-free button on the phone:

"Hello, how can I help you?"

A young voice on the other side said nervously;

"Hello, my last name is Qin. I saw your company's advertisement on the Internet. It said that your company can do anything except illegal business. I want to ask, can you exorcise demons and monsters?"

Hua Twelve nodded seriously: "That's great, we are professionals, right?"

Zhang Chulan: “No.”

Hua Twelve held his mouth tightly and continued:

"Mr. Qin, right? Did you read the ad carefully? Our fees are a bit high. We won't accept any business with a labor fee of less than 500,000!"

The person on the other side said directly:

"Money is no problem. I encountered some problems in Dana and was entangled by a monster. If you can come here today to help me solve it, I will give you two million!"

“We need a deposit.”

"no problem!"

The other party was extremely straightforward. He first reported his address, then asked Hua Twelve for the company account number. After hanging up the phone, he immediately transferred 20% of the deposit, 400,000 RMB!

Hua Twelve smiled at Zhang Chulan and said, "See, making money is that easy!"

Zhang Chulan asked:

"Brother, don't talk about money first. Can you exorcise demons and monsters?"

Hua Twelve said with a smile:

"Are you stupid? There are no monsters in this world. These people are mentally ill. I happened to be a psychology major in elementary school, so this business is perfect for my major!"

Zhang Chulan nodded at first. He knew there were strange people in this world, but he had never seen a monster. But after listening to the rest, he couldn't help but have a question mark on his face:

"Majoring in psychology in elementary school? Brother, are you sure you are not kidding?" Hua Shier searched Dana on his mobile phone and suddenly realized that it was called differently, but it was actually the Shangri-La in his world.

He said to Zhang Chulan:

"Don't think too much. I'll go there today. By the way, don't tell Fu Rong about this, so she won't worry. You don't have to go either. Stay and look after the house!"

In the afternoon, Hua Shier found an excuse and flew to the city closest to Dana. Then he sent a message to his employer, asking him to send a photo of the area near his location.

He took the plane to conceal his whereabouts, well, mainly to avoid revealing too many of his cards.

Now that the distance is closer, Hua Shier plans to use the portal to go directly there.

Three minutes later, a photo was sent over, showing a road along the lake.

Hua Twelve sent a message back: "Twenty minutes to go!"

He found a restaurant nearby and had dinner. Seeing that it was almost time, he went out into the wild, opened the door and walked to the farthest point that could be seen in the photo.

Once we got there, we were halfway up the mountain. Turning around, we saw a large lake at the foot of the mountain. There was a winding road beside the lake, which was at least two kilometers away from Hua Twelve.

Hua Shier used Erlang Shen's Eyes to easily find the location where the photo was taken, and saw a young handsome urban guy who was looking forward to something there, and looked very anxious.

The handsome guy picked up his phone, took a look, and then moved his fingers to send a message:

"It's time, why haven't I seen you yet? Are you a liar? I'm waiting for you to save me, brother!"

A few seconds later, someone tapped him on the shoulder. The handsome guy was startled and turned around abruptly. He saw a young man behind him who was even more handsome than him, waving his cell phone at him:

"Mr. Qin, right? I'm already here!"

Mr. Qin covered his chest:

"How come you didn't make any sound? I was scared to death. And I was guarding this road the whole time. How did you get here?"

Hua Twelve rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Qin, this is not the point. Since I can exorcise demons, I have my own methods. Are you sure you want to chat for a while before dealing with your problem?"

The handsome guy apologized immediately; "Sorry, you are right!"

He stretched out his hand: "Let me introduce myself, my name is Qin Fang!"

Hua Shier shook hands with the other party:

"My name is Hua Twelve. Mr. Qin, why do I feel like you look familiar?"

Qin Fang shook his head: "I am very sure that this is the first time we meet. Mr. Hua, tell me about my story first!"

Qin Fang immediately recounted the whole story. According to him, he was currently being harassed by a female fairy, who had used witchcraft to restrict him, preventing him from leaving a certain range of the fairy.

After Qin Fang's self-test, the range is about thirty kilometers.

Hua Twelve asked curiously, "What will happen if it exceeds thirty kilometers?"

Qin Fang thought for a moment and said, "That banshee is in Dana now. We are about the same distance away now. Let me show you!"

As he spoke, he took Hua Twelve and walked away from Dana. After walking more than a hundred meters, he saw Qin Fang's face quickly dry up. As the distance increased, his appearance changed from a handsome guy to a zombie-like person. He had no strength left and knelt on the ground.

Hua Shier grabbed Qin Fang's shoulders, and after a few flashes, he returned to where he was just now. Qin Fang's face slowly regained its color, and finally became the same as when they first met.

After taking two deep breaths, Qin Fang said:

"See? This must be some kind of witchcraft!"

When Hua Shier saw Qin Fang turned into a zombie, he remembered why he felt that the other person looked familiar, because the other person was also a character in the plot.

The plot is called: 'Si Teng'!

Needless to say, the one who controlled Qin Fang was the sweet girl Si Teng.

Qin Fang saw that Hua Twelve didn't say anything, and asked anxiously:

"How about it, can you solve it? As long as you can solve it, I'll pay you more!"

Hua Twelve raised his eyebrows. There is such a good thing. He smiled and said:

"You must believe in our ability to do anything. Your problem is very complicated. It is not enough to solve the restriction that controls you. That will definitely anger the banshee. Therefore, solving the banshee's problem is the key!"

Qin Fang was now filled with fear of Si Teng. Thinking of her methods, he nodded and said:

"Yes, you are right!"

Hua Twelve smiled and said:

"Based on what you said, I have five price ranges for demon-slaying packages!"

Since the other party has offered to raise the price, he has nothing to be embarrassed about!

"Our company's main method of exorcising demons is to invite gods. Two million can be used to invite Master Fahai, the one who suppressed White Snake!"

"Three million to invite the great god Zhong Kui!"

"Four million to invite the Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly, that is, Nezha!"

"Five million to hire the Monkey King!"

"Six million to invite Erlang to show his true self, which one do you choose?"

If it was before, Qin Fang would not believe it at all, but now that he had really seen a monster, he naturally believed it without a doubt and immediately asked:

"What's the difference?"

Hua Twelve smiled faintly:

"That depends on your judgment of the monster's strength. If you think the monster is stronger than White Snake, then Fahai might be a good match. If you think the opponent's methods are like those of a ghost, then Zhong Kui is the perfect match!"

"If you want to be more secure, then I suggest you choose the higher-priced packages, which are guaranteed to cure your illness!"

Qin Fang thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll choose Nezha. As long as you save me, I'll transfer money to you immediately!"

Hua Twelve smiled and made an OK gesture: "No problem!"

He pressed his hand on Qin Fang, and his magic power quickly circulated in his body. The next moment, green smoke rose from the latter's body and was blown away by the wind in a few seconds.

Hua Twelve told Qin Fang: "Okay, I have removed the restriction that the monster left on you. Now you can go farther without any problem!"

Qin Fang looked suspicious: "Why don't I feel anything at all? Are you lying to me?"

Hua Twelve turned his head and looked in the direction of Dana:

"Whether I'm lying to you or not, you'll know it soon, because the fairy who restricted you has already arrived!"

Sure enough, I saw a dark cloud floating quickly in the distance, and under the dark cloud, a white figure approached quickly.

In just a few breaths, a beautiful woman in a white cheongsam appeared in front of the two men. She had cold eyes, skin as white as snow, eyebrows and eyes like a painting, a hint of sarcasm at the corners of her lips, and her whole body exuded an otherworldly and mysterious aura.

Qin Fang's pupils shrank, and he hid behind Hua Twelve:

"It's her!"

The person who came was Si Teng, who looked 80% similar to Da Tiantian.

She looked at Qin Fang and asked, "Find someone to deal with me?"

After saying this, he looked at Hua Twelve again:

"You have unblocked my spell? Which sect of Xuan Sect are you from? I warn you not to meddle in other people's business."

Hua Shier could feel Qin Fang trembling behind him, and he laughed:

"Plant demon? Not bad, not bad. I just need a plant demon to help me find something. How about you recognize me as your master?"

Si Teng's eyes became fierce: "How dare you!"

She pointed her finger, and two thorn-like vines stabbed towards Hua Twelve's heart.

Hua Shier grabbed Qin Fang and flew back, avoiding Si Teng's attack range, and asked Qin Fang:

"Are you sure you're going to choose Nezha?"

Qin Fang said in a trembling voice: "Yes, yes, please hurry up and do it."

Hua Shier put Qin Fang aside, reached out to wipe his face, and activated the "Mask of Divinity" skill he got from Xia Liuqing.

The 'Mask of the God' is similar to the Divine Fight, but it requires experience in acting to be able to communicate with the role of the god and unleash its power.

Hua Shier happened to be better at singing than Xia Liuqing, and he could learn the skills at a glance.

Previously, when he was doing his own research, he had tried to ask Erlang Zhenjun for help, and the result was exactly the same as the effect he had achieved by using the 'Secret Divine Strike Technique', the good thing was that he could mobilize the power of faith from the gods without using the statues.

Inviting Nezha, this is the first time for Hua Shier today.

The next moment, "Mask of the Godhead - Nezha!" was activated.

In an instant, the sky and the earth changed color and a strong wind blew up.

Blood light burst out from Hua Twelve's body. His originally handsome face was replaced by a childish ferocity. A flame pattern appeared between his eyebrows and his eyes ignited with golden-red light.

"I am a little monster, free and easy!"

The Hun Tian Ling emerged from the void like a living thing, with the seven-foot red silk wrapped around his arms and the ends moving automatically without wind.

"Kill people without blinking an eye, eat people without adding salt!"

Two wheels of flames appeared out of thin air under his feet, and sparks flew as the wind and fire wheels spun, leaving charred marks on the ground.

"Seven or eight in one bite, my stomach is going to burst!"

Hua Twelve punched Qin Fang away and spat, "Stay away, you're getting in the way!"

Just as Qin Fang flew out, a 10-foot-long flaming spear came through the air, with the tip of the spear wrapped with Samadhi True Fire. Hua Twelve caught it with his backhand, and casually made a spear flower. Suddenly, heat waves rolled and murderous aura filled the sky.

At this time, Hua Twelve also chanted the last line:

"I went to the toilet to take a shit, and I remembered I forgot to bring toilet paper!"

Qin Fang spat out blood 20 meters away: "Brother, you invited the wrong person, didn't you?"

Si Teng: Who of us is the monster?

On the other side, at the Southwest District Headquarters of Nadutong, radar surveillance was sounding alarms crazily.

Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.