A hundred flavors of life
Chapter 1184 Sister Baoer: We are all from the same hometown!
Chapter 1184 Sister Baoer: We are all from the same hometown! (Please subscribe to the full version!)
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Hua Shier asked Fu Rong to record the money he earned yesterday and then file taxes.
When Fu Rong left, she looked back every few steps, as if she was afraid that the two remaining people would do something to let her down after she left.
Hua Twelve walked over with amusement and anger, patted the plumpness behind Fu Rong, and said unhappily:
"Okay, you can't even finish your meal when you're full, but you're always worried that others will snatch it away from you. How interesting!"
Fu Rong blushed when he slapped her, but she still stiffened her neck:
"If you can't eat it, it's still mine!"
Hua Twelve rubbed Fu Rong's head and said, "Alright, get to work!"
After being patted on the head, Fu Rong instantly became happy and went to work sweetly. She was really easy to coax.
As soon as Fu Rong left, Si Teng said calmly:
"Silly woman, she didn't even realize that you were trying to get her out of here on purpose. Tell me what's the matter. But I warn you, if you have any inappropriate thoughts, don't blame me for being rude!"
Hua Twelve's smile instantly faded:
"Si Teng, you seem to have forgotten your identity. I should let you know how to talk to your master!"
He moved the ring finger of his left hand, and with a sound of Wuding Feihuanweng, he flew towards Si Teng.
Si Teng suddenly dodged and moved five meters sideways from the sofa in an instant. She leaned against the wall and looked back and forth in the company, but the golden ring was nowhere to be seen.
Hua Twelve smiled and shook his head, pointing to his head:
"Touch your head!"
Si Teng reached out and touched it, and was horrified to find that the golden ring had grown bigger like a headband and was placed on her head at some point.
I reached out to pull it off, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it off, and it made my head hurt.
When Hua Shier saw Si Teng pulling the golden ring, he smiled and encouraged her:
"Push harder, I want to know if you can get it off too!"
This "Wuding Flying Ring" in the "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons World" is the tight hoop that Sun Wukong later wore on his head.
Even the Monkey King couldn't take this thing down, let alone a tiny vine monster.
Hua Shier had already refined the 'Unfixed Flying Ring' and did not need to recite any spells to activate it. He snapped his fingers and the tight hoop began to shrink, causing Si Teng to suffer a splitting headache that was unbearable.
Si Teng fell to the ground and groaned in pain: "I was wrong, forgive me, forgive me quickly!"
Da Tiantian has a charming face and she was moaning in pain. It was only because no one came to the company that she was moaning. Otherwise, if someone saw it, they would think that Hua Shier had done something against the law and bullied Si Teng.
Hua Twelve saw that she had given in, but did not let her go immediately. He smiled and asked:
"Do you know where you went wrong?"
Si Teng was not a creature that would rather break than bend, and even the Great Sage couldn't bear the tight hoop, so she begged again and again:
"The master took Si Teng in as a pet, but did not use any restrictive means to restrain her. This was a favor, but I did not know what was good for me and repaid the favor with resentment. I will not do it again next time. Please forgive me, master."
Hua Twelve laughed:
"You understand the truth, why can't you just speak properly?"
He snapped his fingers again, and the Wuding Flying Ring returned to his ring finger and turned into a ring. Then the light dimmed and no longer attracted attention.
Si Teng recovered and sat back on the sofa, now much more well-behaved. She asked with lingering fear:
"Master, what kind of treasure do you have that I cannot resist at all?"
Hua Twelve said calmly:
"Keep the title of Master in mind, and just call me Twelve at other times!"
He looked at the dull ring on his hand, his eyes reminiscing:
"This is the tight hoop on the head of the Monkey King. Not only you, but even the Monkey King Sun can't take it off!"
"This is just a warning. If it happens again, I'll lend you this thing for a few decades!"
Although Si Teng didn't know whether the tight hoop was the one that belonged to Sun Wukong, she finally believed what Hua Shier said on the plane yesterday: "I am more powerful than that Dharma image!"
While she was stunned, Hua Twelve took out a booklet from the storage space and threw it to her;
"Take it!"
Si Teng subconsciously reached out to take it, and saw three ancient small seal characters on the cover of the book!
Hua Twelve then said:
"I asked Fu Rong to leave just now not because I want to do anything to you, but because I want to give you this technique. I promised to help you solve your problems. This Qingmu Jue is a wood-attributed technique for cultivating immortals. After you master it, your problems will be solved!"
During the Republic of China period, Si Teng was once seduced by a scumbag, which caused her to suffer from severe self-split. On the one hand, she knew that the man was a scumbag and warned herself to stay away from him, but on the other hand, she believed that the scumbag would treat her well and wanted to live with him.
In the end, schizophrenia evolved into physical split, and the other half was named Bai Ying.
After Si Teng's body split, her foundation was damaged. If she didn't reunite, her life span would be shortened to that of an ordinary person, so she sought Bai Ying to reunite with her.
But in order to be with the scumbag, Bai Ying sneakily attacks and kills Si Teng.
It was not until decades later that Si Teng was resurrected by Qin Fang by chance.
In Si Teng's current condition, she not only suffers from the injury of a split foundation, but also the damage of being killed by Bai Ying once. If she cannot find Bai Ying in time, her lifespan may not even be as long as that of an ordinary person.
The "Qingmu Jue" that Hua Shier took out was the spoils he seized when he annihilated the Emei Sect in the Shushan world. The full set is called "Taiyi Qingmu Changsheng Jue", which is a not amazing but a mediocre wood-attribute cultivation method.
It is just suitable for people like Si Teng to cultivate into plant spirits. If they practice to the extreme, they can cultivate the 'Taiyi Qingmu Divine Light' and it is possible for them to transcend tribulations and ascend to immortality.
However, what Hua Shier gave Si Teng was the primary version of the foundation-building period. Although it could not be said to be very powerful after practicing, it was enough to solve Si Teng's problems.
Si Teng's face suddenly turned red: "I, I don't recognize the words on it!"
Hua Shier was slightly stunned, then he suddenly realized that Si Teng was taught to read by that scumbag in the Republic of China. At that time, she learned traditional Chinese characters, and she probably hadn't learned the more ancient small seal script.
He immediately stretched out his hand and took back the secret book: "I'll read it to you. By the way, don't tell Fu Rong about this. She doesn't know about me!"
Si Teng nodded, and asked curiously:
"I think Fu Rong is not simple either. She seems to be the strange person I have seen before!"
Hua Twelve nodded: "This girl practices sword energy and has a reckless personality. If she is in any danger, remember to keep an eye on her!"
Si Teng nodded to show that she understood.
Hua Shier immediately explained to her the contents of "Qingmu Jue".
After hearing this, Si Teng knew that what her master had taken out was a good thing. If she practiced this, she would naturally be able to complete her foundation. Even if she didn't merge with Bai Ying, it wouldn't have much of an impact. Maybe her strength would be further improved.
Her eyes gradually changed from fear to gratitude.
Not long after Hua Shier finished explaining the "Qing Mu Jue", Fu Rong came back with an envelope in her hand and said with a happy face:
"Just now a courier from Nadutong delivered this envelope, saying that the airline was holding a lottery, and you were one of the winners. Your airfare for this business trip has been fully reimbursed."
Hua Twelve took the envelope and opened it. It was exactly the full amount of money he had paid for the plane ticket to Dana. He couldn't help but smile and said:
"I didn't expect I was so lucky!"
But he knew in his heart that this should be the effect of the prop. Fu Rong paid the bill for him and lied that he had won a prize.
Zhang Chulan rushed back from his hometown the next day. Hua Shier asked him about the digging of his ancestral grave, but he remained silent and only said that his grandfather's body was stolen, and said nothing else.
Obviously Zhang Chulan didn't want to involve his friend Hua Twelve in trouble.
When Zhang Chulan saw Si Teng, the new beautiful colleague in the company, his saliva was almost drooling. He shamelessly wanted to add her as a communication friend, but Si Teng didn't even bother to look at him and ignored him completely.
Seeing that Zhang Chulan showed no sadness at all about his grandfather's body being stolen, Hua Shier couldn't help but spit at him:
"You stupid bastard, I want to give you a beating on behalf of your dead grandfather!"
Zhang Chulan disagrees:
"Even if I am heartbroken and cry out to the heavens, can I get my grandfather's body back? Obviously not!"
"If my grandfather were alive, he would definitely want me to be happy like this every day. Don't you think that's true?"
Hua Shier thought that was true, but he always felt that this kid deserved a beating.
While the two were playing around in the company, Qin Fang, who was far away in Yuhang, was talking to his good brother and company partner Shan Zhigang in his villa.
Qin Fang went to Dana this time with his girlfriend 'An Man'. As a result, his girlfriend 'An Man' disappeared in Dana, and he almost died in the wilderness and was controlled by the demon Si Teng.
When he and Si Teng returned to Dana, he called his good brother Shan Zhigang and asked him to find An Man's whereabouts. This time Shan Zhigang came to see Qin Fang to tell him the results of the investigation.
Shan Zhigang said: "After I received your call, I went to An Man's house, and found out that her identity was fake. I think this matter is not simple. You should stop having any entanglement with An Man!"
Qin Fang frowned, but before he could say anything, the doorbell suddenly rang.
He motioned to Shan Zhigang to wait a moment, walked over to open the door, and when he opened the door of the villa, he saw three people standing outside.
Two of them were dressed like the men in black. Behind them, one had a golden ponytail, a T-shirt and hot pants, showing her long legs. She looked like a goddess, and was looking at him with a scrutinizing gaze. Seeing Qin Fang looking at her, the goddess said disdainfully, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a man with a ponytail?"
Qin Fang was very upset and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
A man in black showed his ID:
"Mr. Qin, we are from the Special Incident Investigation Division and would like to discuss something with you."
Although Qin Fang had never heard of this department, he thought about what happened in Dana and guessed that these people came for what happened that day. He frowned and thought for a while:
"Then come in and talk!"
When they came in, they saw Shan Zhigang sitting on the sofa. A man in black said to Qin Fang:
"The following conversation needs to be kept confidential. Could this gentleman please step aside?"
Shan Zhigang stood up and said, "You guys chat, I'm going to the garden to smoke a cigarette!"
He walked out of the villa, stood in the garden outside, and said to himself:
"A person who knows everything?"
He made a hand gesture and moved his ears, and he could hear clearly the conversation in the villa.
After a while, his eyes fixed: "Si Teng?"
Two days later, Hua Shier and Zhang Chulan were in class in the classroom. He was playing ranked games with Fu Rong on his phone while Zhang Chulan was sitting on his right and taking a nap.
On the podium, the professor was talking about something exciting when Zhang Chulan suddenly opened his eyes, stood up in a cold sweat and shouted:
"Don't come over!"
At this moment, Zhang Chulan instantly became the focus of the classroom.
Hua Twelve lowered his head and tried to hold back his laughter, knowing that Zhang Chulan must be having a nightmare.
He suddenly remembered that this seemed to be a plot in the original storyline of "Under One Person". He leaned over to look to the right of Zhang Chulan and saw that there was indeed a pretty and familiar girl sitting on the right of this boy.
He knew that this was Sister Baoer.
The old professor on the stage asked Zhang Chulan:
"Student, are my lectures so unpleasant to listen to?"
Zhang Chulan immediately smiled and apologized: "The sound of your lecture was so lingering and inspiring that I was silently cheering in my heart, and I accidentally shouted it out loud!"
Hua Twelve lay on the table, shrugging his shoulders and laughing.
I didn't expect the old professor to have such good eyesight:
"Student next to you, stand up too!"
Zhang Chulan covered his mouth and laughed secretly. Hua Shier stepped on him from below and then he stood up.
The old professor coughed lightly:
"Can you two tell me where I was just now?"
Zhang Chulan looked at Hua Twelve, who was righteous and stern, and shouted:
"What are you looking at me for? I won't tell you!"
"Oh, I see. You poor student, do you want to wait for me to tell you the answer so you can copy it?"
"I won't let you succeed!"
"So you speak first, and I'll speak after you finish speaking!"
Zhang Chulan's eyes widened: "Why are you so shameless!"
Sister Baoer on the right whispered a reminder:
"The beginning of all things!"
Zhang Chulan's eyes lit up, and without even looking at who reminded him, he said directly to the old professor:
"Teacher, you are talking about the beginning of all things."
Sister Baoer reminded again: "The great way is simple!"
Zhang Chulan smiled: "The truth is simple!"
At this time, a voice next to him whispered:
"I control my own life!"
Zhang Chulan subconsciously said loudly: "My fate is in my own hands!"
The whole classroom burst into laughter and the other students were all laughing.
Zhang Chulan finally reacted and looked at Hua Twelve angrily: "Don't be like this..."
The farce ended with Hua Shier and Zhang Chulan being kicked out of the classroom.
During this process, Zhang Chulan also discovered that the person sitting on his right was Sister Baoer, who claimed to be his sister on the day he returned to his hometown, but ended up running to the cemetery to dig graves at night. He couldn't help but be shocked.
In the off-campus restaurant, Hua Twelve was eating and watching a play, and Zhang Chulan picked up some food for Sister Baoer:
"Sister, what are you doing in school? Do you want to join forces with me to find grandpa's body?"
Sister Baoer ate with relish: "I'm not your sister!"
Zhang Chulan looked confused: "Didn't you say yes last time?"
Sister Bao Er said expressionlessly: "It was yesterday, but not today!"
Zhang Chulan suspected that this woman was mentally ill, and asked tentatively: "So what is today?"
Sister Baoer stood up and said, "Wait for Haer."
She took out a piece of paper from her trouser pocket and read it in Sichuan dialect:
"My name is Xu Baobao, and I'm an exchange student from Formosa Province."
Zhang Chulan was speechless and turned to look at Hua Twelve: "How come you are exactly the same as me, even the lines are the same, but you are looking at your phone"
Hua Shier smiled and stretched out his hand to Feng Baobao:
"It's fate. I was wondering if your accent sounds familiar. After all, we're both from Taiwan!"
Feng Baobao blushed for some reason and shook hands with Hua Twelve:
"So you are also from Formosa Province"
Zhang Chulan slammed the table and said, "Can you two stop messing around? One of you speaks Sichuan dialect, and the other speaks Northeastern dialect, and you still say you're from the same hometown?"
Feng Baobao nodded seriously: "Our pandas all talk like this."
Zhang Chulan was mad: "There are no pandas in Formosa Province!"
Feng Baobao suddenly took out a panda headband from her bag and put it on her head: "Now I have it."
Hua Twelve laughed and took out his phone to take a photo:
"Wow! Is it Tuan Tuan or Yuan Yuan?"
The waiter brought three bowls of Dandan noodles, and Feng Baobao said in standard Sichuan dialect:
"More chili and less onion!"
Zhang Chulan looked at the two guys who were talking nonsense with their eyes open:
"Destroy it, quickly!"
After dinner, Zhang Chulan took the initiative to say that Sister Baoer was looking for him and asked them to talk alone.
Hua Shier had the same idea, and said with a smile that he would go back to the company first.
He went out for a walk, then came back and caught up with Zhang Chulan and Sister Baoer who were walking out of the restaurant together.
Next, just like in the original plot, near the school grove, Sister Baoer, with two swords in hand, gave Zhang Chulan a shirt-bursting blow.
Zhang Chulan was only let go after he knelt down and served Sister Baoer as a slave.
After Sister Baoer left, Zhang Chulan was naked and dared not see anyone. He could only hide behind a tree and call Hua Twelve for help.
As soon as the call was connected, he heard a cell phone ringing from the tree. He looked up and saw Hua Twelve waving at him from the tree, trying not to laugh:
"Don't worry, I didn't see anything, I just took two pictures!"
Zhang Chulan: "Fuck you!"
In a small hotel in Tianjin, the ponytailed man who had been to Qin Fang's house was feeding Xia Liuqing medicine:
"Old man Xia, who hurt you like this?"
Xia Liuqing shook his head and said:
"Asshole, I'm not seriously injured, but I'm narrow-minded and can't let out the anger in my heart. I, Xia Liuqing, have been a big shot in the martial arts world for my whole life, but I was bullied when I was old. Not only did they steal my martial arts, but they also hit me in the face with a shovel."
Thanks to: 08a, Brother Xiao Xiaohu in the Demon World for the reward, and thanks to the brothers who voted for monthly votes and recommendation votes, thank you very much.
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