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Chapter 1203 Five Thunders Righteousness, the Emperor's Flowing Slurry Crystal is found! (Please order the whole thing!)
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Tian Jinzhong had a smile on his face just now, and was smoking happily. His movements were similar to those of Yu Qian. He just wanted to show off to his senior brother. See, my arms are so thick and strong, my palms are so big and thick, and I have five fingers. I can even hold a cigarette with them, you see!

But before he could show off for a few seconds, he heard Hua Twelve asking him to return his arm, and he immediately became anxious:

"Hey, Hua boy, this is not a joke!"

Hua Twelve smiled faintly:
"Mr. Tian, ​​who is kidding you? We agreed that I was lending you the cigarettes. You've already smoked three or four of them. I think you're done. Smoking too much is bad for your health!"

Zhang Zhiwei was surprised and delighted to see his junior brother grow an arm, but his thoughts were diverted by the conversation between the two, and he asked casually:

"Junior brother, when did you learn to smoke?"

Tian Jinzhong's face turned dark, and he gestured back and forth with his hands: "Is this the point? The point is this arm!"

After he finished speaking, he smiled at Hua Twelve and said:
"Hua boy, three or four cigarettes are not enough. I'm over a hundred years old and this is my first time smoking. I haven't smoked for more than a hundred years before that. I'm losing out!"

Old Tian's eyes rolled around:

"The old man plans to make up for the past 100 years in one go, and get his money's worth!"

"Well, I'll ask someone to order two train cars and smoke them slowly and continuously!"

"As long as I keep smoking, it means I haven't finished smoking, and you can't take your arm back."

Tian Jinzhong slapped his forehead halfway through his speech and laughed:
"Oh, right? Others smoke. Even if they can smoke all the time, they still have to sleep. The old man hasn't slept for more than 70 years. We can smoke non-stop."

After he finished speaking, he gestured to Zhang Zhiwei:
"Brother, this one is almost finished, give me another one!"

Zhang Zhiwei was in a state of dismay:
"Junior brother, what are you talking about? You keep smoking. I think you are going crazy!"

As he said this, he took the half-smoked cigarette from Tian Jinzhong's hand, threw it on the ground and stomped it out!
Now it was Hua Twelve's turn to laugh:
"Old man Tian, ​​the cigarette is out, don't say anything, just return it quickly."

Tian Jinzhong, the old man of Longhu Mountain, was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and he cried out:

"I won't pay it back. I borrowed it with my own ability, why should I pay it back?"

Hua Twelve began to roll up his sleeves: "Hey, old man, you are playing rogue, right? I am a professional debt collector!"

Tian Jinzhong stiffened his neck and said, "Come on, kill me!"

Zhang Zhiwei stood between the two of them, not knowing whether to laugh or cry:

"What's going on? Can anyone tell me clearly? And brother, how did your arm grow again? Tell me in detail."

Hua Twelve pointed at Tian Jinzhong and said, "Let this old scoundrel speak for himself!"

Tian Jinzhong has lived for more than a hundred years, and this is the first time he has been called a deadbeat. He wanted to retort, but when he thought about this, he snorted angrily:
"So what if I'm just a scoundrel? I won't give it back to you even if I'm a scoundrel!"

He looked at Zhang Zhiwei and told him what had just happened.

When Zhang Zhiwei heard that the Taoist boy who was serving his junior brother was actually the acting leader of Quan Xing who had been undercover in Longhu Mountain for three years, and that he was going to harm his junior brother, he looked at Gong Qing on the ground and burst into terrifying murderous intent.

He also heard that Lu Liang was Hua Shier's undercover agent, who saved his fellow apprentice at the critical moment, and he felt relieved all over.

Chao Hua Twelve praised:
"Well done. Longhushan and Zhang Zhiwei are grateful to you for this!"

After that, he asked curiously, "What's going on with Lu Liang? You are both undercover and counter-undercover, how come it's like you're filming a movie?"

Hua Shier explained the matter about Lu Liang. Zhang Zhiwei and Tian Jinzhong couldn't help but sigh that this child had a miserable life. That old bastard Lu Ci was really a bad guy. He even kidnapped women and conducted human experiments. He was so immoral!
Zhang Zhiwei pointed at Tian Jinzhong's arm and asked, "What's going on here?"

Hua Shier continued the conversation, saying that after he dealt with Gong Qing, he was afraid that more people from Quan Xing would come, so he accompanied Lao Tian to smoke here.

Zhang Zhiwei discovered the problem and waved his hand:

"That's not right. Didn't you have a fight with Lingyu? We even had a fight. Why do you say you've been here all the time?"

Hua Twelve did not explain much, he just stamped his feet and created three more clones:

"I improved some of the tricks in Fenghou Qimen, and this clone looks just like the real thing!"

After he finished speaking, his thought moved, and the clones disappeared. However, in Zhang Zhiwei's eyes, the three clones turned into three extremely condensed and pure innate qi and merged into Hua Twelve's body!

Zhang Zhiwei opened his mouth slightly and said after a while:

"Amazing!"

He was not shocked by his clone technique, but was shocked that one of the other party's clones had such powerful strength. How powerful must Hua Twelve himself be?
Hua Twelve continued:

"I felt it was boring to smoke alone, so I asked Lao Tian to smoke with me. He said he couldn't smoke because he had no hands, so I lent him an arm and told him to return it after smoking. But the shameless old man didn't return the cigarette after smoking."

Tian Jinzhong was called shameless, his face turned red, but in order to save his arm, he glared:
"I haven't finished smoking yet, I'm going to smoke for another 500 years!"

Hua Twelve was so angry that he laughed: "Five hundred years left. The chimney has not smoked for as long as you have. Why don't you go to heaven?"

Zhang Zhiwei widened his eyes:
"You said you made my junior brother's arm grow back? How is that possible!"

"How can it be impossible? I have a pair of perfect hands. If you don't believe me, just look, I can make him younger!"

As Hua Shier spoke, he placed his right hand on Old Tian's head. A blue light appeared, and soon, the wrinkles on Old Tian's face disappeared, and all the age spots were gone.

Tian Jinzhong touched his face:

"Why do I feel different? Senior brother, quickly show me the mirror!"

Zhang Zhiwei took out his cell phone and said, "What era is this? Why are you still using a mirror? Just take a look at this and you'll know!"

Old Tian looked at the young man in selfie mode and couldn't believe it:

"Is this me? Hi, it's really me. Isn't this me when I was young? Senior brother, do you remember? When I went down the mountain that year, I looked like this!"

A blue light flashed on Hua Twelve's hand, and Tian Jinzhong on the phone screen aged visibly. When Old Tian touched his face, it turned into dry tree bark again.

Old Tian's face fell: "Oh, Hua boy, you are really a piece of shit!"

Not having something and having it and then losing it are two different feelings.

Who doesn’t want to be young?
With Old Man Tian's character and cultivation, he felt a little uncomfortable after being shaken like this!

Hua Twelve laughed: "It was just a trial pack, I let you try it out, but you're still taking advantage of it. And that hand of yours, give it back to me right now!"

Tian Jinzhong turned his head away and pretended not to hear anything.

Zhang Zhiwei pulled Hua Twelve out:

"Fellow Daoist, can we talk for a moment?"

When they got outside, Zhang Zhiwei waved his hand and a golden light surrounded the two of them, ensuring that no one could hear their voices. Then he said:
"Hua boy, since you can make my junior brother grow an arm, can you also make his body fully recover and grow limbs?"

Hua Twelve nodded to confirm: "All five limbs are fine!"

Zhang Zhiwei was overjoyed: "I have an unwelcome request!"

Hua Twelve raised an eyebrow: "Do you want to grow one more?"

Zhang Zhiwei didn't react. After two seconds, he said angrily, "What nonsense! That's not what I meant!"

Hua Twelve also became serious:

"Since it's an unreasonable request, old Taoist priest, please don't say anything!" He gave Zhang Zhiwei a look, the meaning of which was very clear: the old fox doesn't give anything, but you want to get it for free?
Zhang Zhiwei smiled awkwardly and got straight to the point: "Tell me, what do you want in order for you to help my junior brother?"

Hua Twelve showed a triumphant smile and uttered one word:
"Thunder Dusi Seal!"

When he was chatting with old man Tian Jinzhong before, he had heard the other party mention that the thunder method of the Tianshi Mansion was a minor art to only practice thunder method. If one wanted to control thunder as easily as using one's own arm and use thunder method to nourish true Qi, one must have the core seal of thunder method [Thunder Seal] made by the Tianshi Mansion's ordained Tianshi himself. Only then could it show its power. It symbolized the legal authority to communicate with the power of thunder between heaven and earth.

Zhang Zhiwei's face twitched. He didn't expect that this guy even knew this. He hesitated for a moment with an embarrassed look on his face and nodded:
"Yes, but you can't tell Lao Tian. He's a stubborn man. If he knew I was going to use this thing to exchange for his limbs, he would chop them off with his own hands!"

"You also have to agree to three conditions!"

Hua Twelve knew that it was done, and smiled even more happily:
"As long as you don't let me change my sect and enter your Tianshi Mansion, then everything is fine!"

Zhang Zhiwei nodded:
"You said you were from the Qingcheng Sect, so I believe you. Then is it okay for you to be a guest official in Longhu Mountain?"

Hua Twelve thought about it and realized that the other party also needed this title in order to teach him the Thunder Method, so he nodded immediately:
"no problem!"

Zhang Zhiwei added: "This is the first condition. Since you agreed, let's talk about the second condition. You must swear to heaven that you will never pass on my Tianshi Mansion inheritance to anyone else!"

Hua Twelve had no problem with this and agreed immediately: "What is the third condition?"

Zhang Zhiwei hesitated: "That's it."

An hour later, Longhu Mountain finally quieted down. Nadutong sent a large number of employees to clean up the mess. Those who were beaten to death in Quanxing were carried away, and those who were not dead, including Gong Qing, were arrested.

Of course, only a small number of unlucky guys were caught, and the rest ran away. Hua Twelve did not take any action against them, and left them to Lu Liang's team.

Zhang Lingyu was in the main hall of Longhu Mountain, forming seals with his hands, and roared with a ferocious look on his face:

"Hand over my master now, or I will fight you!"

The Xu family father and son and Zhang Chulan were standing aside in confusion, while other disciples from Mount Longhu surrounded the hall.

In the center of the crowd, opposite Zhang Lingyu, Hua Twelve and two young Taoists who looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old stood side by side. The tall man in the middle, who had a turtle-like back and a crane-like figure, sighed:
"Lingyu, I am your master. Why don't you believe me? I have achieved success in my cultivation and have regained my youth!"

The shorter young Taoist beside him nodded:

"Yes, Lingyu, I am your uncle Tian Jinzhong. Not only have I regained my youth, I have also mastered the innate gecko skill and grown limbs. Tell me if I am happy or not, hahahahaha."

Zhang Lingyu pouted:
"You still talk about Xiantian Gekko Kung Fu? Why don't you say Xiantian old turtle? We don't have this Kung Fu in Longhu Mountain. You must have teamed up with this Hua Twelve to harm my master. Tell me quickly, where is my master? Otherwise, don't blame us for being rude!"

As he spoke, he shouted to the surroundings: "Longhu Mountain disciples, listen up, make hand seals, and prepare to avenge Master!"

Hundreds of Taoists around responded at the same time, then formed seals with their hands, and for a moment, golden light protected their bodies and connected them into one.

Zhang Zhiwei sighed: "Oh, if we had done this earlier, we would have saved a lot of electricity bills."

When everyone was in a state of confusion, Zhang Zhiwei said:
"Lingyu, I am really your master. The secret that you wet the bed at the age of eight is only known to us two. You asked me to keep it a secret for you. I massaged my legs for an hour, and you forgot it?"

Tian Jinzhong also said:
"Yes, Lingyu, have you forgotten that year when you came to me secretly and told me that you were not feeling well? I told you that it was because your semen was full and it was okay. Your face was the same as it is now, first red and then purple. Hey, why is it black now?"

Zhang Zhiwei continued:
"There was another time when a swimsuit fashion show was broadcast on TV. The models all had long legs. You were probably only 14 or 15 years old at that time...."

Zhang Lingyu covered his face with one hand: "Master, Uncle Master, I believe it, please stop talking!"

After he said that, he turned around and ran away, too embarrassed to stay any longer!

Zhang Zhiwei looked at another disciple and said, "Rongshan, when you were nine years old, you went down the mountain to take a peek."

Taoist Master Rongshan stepped forward quickly and said, "Master, you are my biological father. How could I not recognize you? You look younger than me!"

Zhang Zhiwei laughed out loud:
"Really? I also think it's a bit too much, but who can control rejuvenation? If you insist on making me look so young, what can I do?"

Hua Twelve's eyes twitched. This old man was so bad. He refused to be made into a man of twenty-seven or twenty-eight and insisted on being a young handsome guy. Now he got the advantage and was acting like a good boy.

If it weren't for the sake of the 'Five Thunders Law', he would have been exposed on the spot.

Xu Xiang and the others understood the reason a little bit. They glanced at Hua Twelve. Zhang Chulan stepped forward to support the old Taoist priest and Tian Jinzhong, calling them "Master" and saying a lot of nice things to them, which made the two old men, who had just regained their youth, very happy.

"what?"

At this moment, Hua Shier and Zhang Zhiwei looked in the same direction at the same time.

Zhang Zhiwei frowned and said:

"That's not right. If I were alone, I might have sensed it wrongly, but fellow Taoist also sensed it, so it must be true. Why is there no one here?"

Just now, they both felt like they were being watched.

"I'll go out and take a look!"

Hua Twelve said hello, and flashed out of the hall, his figure flashing continuously. Finally, he stepped on the ground, jumped dozens of meters high in front of the mountain gate, and grabbed a handful of food in the air:
"Watch where you're going!"

When I landed, I opened my palm and saw a vivid fly in my palm, flapping its wings, trying to escape.

The reason why it is so lifelike is that this fly is not real, but a mechanical fly.

Hua Shier was just about to take out T1000 and control the fly, when suddenly the fly exploded in his palm with a bang.

The power of this self-explosion is quite strong, just like a firecracker. If an ordinary person is hit by it, even if his bones are not broken, he will at least be covered in bruises.

A hint of mockery flashed across Hua Twelve's face: "Want to run? It's not that easy!"

He stepped on the ground, and the four plates of heaven, earth, man, and gods appeared:

"Enter the interior scene!"

The next moment, even though others were still standing here, his mind had already entered the inner state.

After a while, Hua Twelve opened his eyes:

"Ma Xianhong, I found you!"

Hua Shier stayed in Mount Longhu for three days, and learned the Five Thunders Orthodox Method of the Heavenly Master from the old Heavenly Master... Well, now he can't be called the old Heavenly Master anymore. He also got a Thunder Seal that was blessed by Zhang Zhiwei himself!

He fired five Yang thunderbolts with his left hand and five Yin thunderbolts with his right hand. Zhang Zhiwei, who was a tiger, was stunned:

"Impossible, you are still a virgin?"

Hua Twelve was immediately unhappy: "What kind of look is that? Why can't I be, that?"

Zhang Zhiwei laughed: "Then why are you so guilty? You are definitely not!"

He asked curiously again: "How could you release Yang Wu Lei?"

Hua Twelve chuckled: "Haven't you heard about the romantic affair between Lü Zu and Bai Mudan? Didn't they still achieve Quanzhen and become celestial beings? Who says that non-virgins can't use Yang Wu Lei?"

Zhang Zhiwei curled his lips and said, "How can you compare yourself with Lu Zu? He is the Pure Yang Patriarch!"

Hua Twelve raised his eyebrows: "What a coincidence, I also got the Pure Yang Taoist tradition, what's wrong!"

Zhang Zhiwei waved his hand and stopped dwelling on this question. He took out a book:
"Last time you asked me about the Emperor Flowing Crystal, and then I remembered that I seemed to have heard my master mention it, and then I went to look through the classics of Longhu Mountain these two days, and found what you wanted to know in the notes of one of my deceased uncles!"

"The Emperor's Flowing Liquid can be found everywhere, but crystals are mostly found in cold places. It is the Emperor's Flowing Liquid that solidifies when it gets cold, and is often mistaken for a meteorite. The most recent appearance was in the 1900th year of the reign of Emperor Guangxu, which is , when it was found in Xuanmenqiu Mountain."

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