A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1285 Hua Twelve: Chef Xie Called Me a Pretty Boy! (Please Subscribe!)

Both Tianxia Media and Huayi watched Chairman Han get into his car in front of the clubhouse. As soon as the car drove away, the two dogs, who had been smiling, instantly stopped smiling and acted as if they were strangers to Tianxia Media, as if they hadn't been sitting with them at the dinner table just moments before.

Uncle Ge and Director Feng got along quite well; before leaving, he even said goodbye to Wang Jinhua.

Director Feng also spoke earnestly to Hua Twelve:
"President Su, let's meet in October! I'm looking forward to seeing your youthful vigor!"

Hua Shier smiled and said, "I definitely won't let you down!"

Both left in their respective cars. Hua Shier didn't own a car in Beijing, and Wang Jinhua offered to give him a ride, but he declined, saying that the weather was nice and he planned to take a walk back to digest his food.

Wang Jing and Wang Jinhua left one after the other. Just as Hua Shier turned the corner, a red Volkswagen Beetle stopped in front of him, and Fan Xiaopang waved to him from the driver's seat.

"President Su, get in the car!"

Hua Shier waved his hand:
"Sister Hua just said she would give me a ride, but I don't need to. I'll just walk around and take a stroll!"

Fan Xiaopang said in a sweet voice:
"Did I say I was going to give it to you? Didn't you say you were going to give me acupuncture and massage? You weren't just saying that casually, were you?"

Hua Shier didn't expect her to be in such a hurry:
"Start today?"

Fan Xiaopang said somewhat helplessly:
"Do you think everyone is like you? I'm destined to be a workaholic. Sister Hua has filled my schedule with work so that I can make money for you, the capitalist. So hurry up and do your best whenever you have free time!"

After she finished speaking, she waved again: "Hurry up, you can't park here, or you'll get a ticket!"

Hua Shier had no choice but to open the passenger door and get in: "Let's go, let's find a quiet place, or you can come to my place!"

Fan Xiaopang started the car and said with a smile:
"I'm not going to your place. We're a lone man and woman; if something happens, I'll have nowhere to cry. Come to my place instead!"

Hua Shier rolled her eyes in annoyance. What kind of person did they take me for?
"Sure, go wherever you want!"

An hour and a half later, Hua Shier came out of a hotel room, looked around like a thief, and then quickly left.

Once he left the hotel, he breathed a sigh of relief. Those women didn't seem like good people at all!

Why do you have to take a shower and change into a nightgown just for a facial acupuncture and massage?
You say you're so relaxed? Aren't you afraid I'll relax too?
It's fine during acupuncture, but what's with all the groaning during the massage?
Nineteen-year-old Fat Bing made that kind of sound, and there were only two people in the room. How many normal men could resist that?
Hua Shier felt that no one else could compare to him; he was a true gentleman, even Liu Xiahui couldn't compare to him!
Back in the courtyard, Hua Shier sat in the cool air listening to the radio. The radio was playing a story told by Master Shan, titled "The White-Browed Hero".

This is the part where the story is about the female thief Lu Xiaoling, who secretly drugged a handsome young scholar from the neighborhood and brought him back for pleasure.

As Hua Shier listened to the storyteller's tale, he thought about what had happened that day, and his hair stood on end. He felt that boys must protect themselves when they go out, because there are too many temptresses out there.

The scholar in the storytelling, along with "White-Browed Hero" and others, came to his rescue. If Hua Twelve were to fall into Fat Bing's hands, who would come to his rescue?

Scholar: Bah, you meddlesome white-browed fellow! I'll give in after struggling a little longer!

Hua Shier stayed in the courtyard until midnight, then casually drew a portal to Kamar-Taj and walked out to a small alley in Brooklyn, New York.

He had been to this alley before. At the end, it turned into another alley, and beyond that was the main street.

Because of its secluded location, this place has become a popular spot for street gangs to trade contraband.

As soon as Hua Shier came out, he saw several black men gathered in a circle, talking about something.

He walked over and glanced at the group from behind. As expected, the transaction was between number four!
Suddenly, a Black man noticed something, turned his head, and was immediately startled:
"Shit, that bastard Eric can't even fix a simple breeze!"

He pulled out his pistol and was about to attack, as were the other Black men who reacted.

Hua Shier moved swiftly, making it impossible for the opponent to aim accurately. In a panic, the black man fired his gun directly, and gunshots rang out in the alley.

Nineteen-year-old Niko, Xiao Aili, who was keeping watch at the alley entrance, was startled by the gunshot and quickly ran into the alley. But when he entered, the gunshot had stopped, and even his trading partner from before was gone.

The alley was deserted. If it weren't for the lingering smell of gunpowder in the air, Xiao Aili would have almost thought he was hallucinating.

He circled around, but there was no one there. As he backed away, he called out his companion's name: "Ethan, Daniel."

"Hey, I just heard they had a lookout, you were one of them, right?"

Xiao Aili turned around abruptly upon hearing the sound, only to see a finger suddenly appear and touch his forehead. After that, he knew nothing more.

Hua Shier wandered around Brooklyn, gathering plenty of raw materials for pranking Xiao Wang. Finally, he arrived at the territory of the Mexican gang, a place that was dangerous even during the day.

On a street sparsely populated by pedestrians and teeming with gangsters, an unfamiliar Asian face quickly drew the attention of those around him.

A hard object was pressed against Hua Shier's lower back:
"Hey, Asian, this isn't a place for you. I've seen you wandering around here for ages, what are you trying to do?"

Hua Shier made a sniffing motion:

"I want to buy that one, you know, it has to be pure!"

The person behind him chuckled and put away an M911.

"Then you've come to the right place. As long as you have money, you can buy that thing that will make you feel good right here. Come on, follow me!"

Behind him was a chubby Mexican boy with curly hair and a curly beard, and a rather cheerful face. But don't be fooled by his appearance, because his eyes exuded a fierce and cruel aura.

He led Hua Twelve into a bar on the street, where several Mexicans gathered around. The chubby guy told Hua Twelve to wait a moment while he went to get a briefcase.
"Leaf, No. 4, Coca-Cola, Ice... I have everything you can find on the market. Which one do you want?"

Hua Shier was somewhat surprised:

"Are you guys being so casual? We don't even know each other, and you just pull out a bunch of stuff. Aren't you afraid of being discovered by the police, or that I might be a policeman?"

The chubby boy grinned and said:

"This is Hell's Kitchen, our Mexican gang's territory. Don't be ridiculous! Hurry up, I don't have time to waste with you. What do you want? Pay up and get out of here!"

Hua Shier grinned:
"Do these things cost money? If they don't, I'll take them all!"

Upon hearing this, the expressions of those around him changed, and the chubby boy revealed a cruel smile:
"Okay, I hope you don't regret saying that, because our Mexican gang also does organ trafficking!"

Hua Shier tapped his forehead with one finger, then took the bag from him. The little fat man's smile froze on his face, and he fell to his knees, collapsing to the ground.

The others were about to draw their weapons when they met the same fate as Fatty. When the gang members on the street went inside to check after no one came out for a while, they found the bar empty. Not only were the people gone, but all the valuable drinks in the bar were also gone, and there was a large hole in the wall of the office; judging from its square shape, it was probably a safe that had been stored there before.

The next day, Mr. Wang woke up from a nightmare. In his dream, he was surrounded by corpses, and it took him a whole day just to turn them into organic fertilizer.

When I opened my eyes, I looked around and immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness it was just a dream.

The situation of waking up to find a corpse next to you has finally stopped happening.

He turned over, wanting to sleep a little longer, but his hand accidentally touched something. When he picked it up, he saw that it was a book written with a calligraphy brush.

On the cover, whether it's a joke or not, there are several large characters: "Nine Yin White Bone Claw"!
Mr. Wang was completely baffled. The company hadn't been filming any martial arts movies recently, so where did this prop come from?

He opened it and found that the contents were exactly the same as the real thing. It also said that nine skulls, five at the bottom, three in the middle, and one at the top, should be combined into a set and arranged into a mound of skulls. Three sets were needed in total, arranged in the three directions to absorb yin energy and cultivate divine skills. On the day of success, the five fingers would exert force, and nothing would be able to break through anything, destroying the enemy's head as easily as piercing through rotten soil!

Mr. Wang laughed after watching it. He wondered which production team made it; it looked so real.

I felt refreshed by now, but my breath wasn't very good, so I decided to get up and brush my teeth first. But as soon as I sat up, I felt like I'd been struck by lightning. Well, after the shock, I was also a little excited.

There were more than ten corpses on the ground, some black and some white!

Xiao Wang looked at the book in his hand, then at the corpses around him. Although he hadn't experienced the era of online novels or heard of any kind of "golden finger" (a powerful, magical ability), the things that happened to him were too bizarre, making him think in a mysterious and enigmatic direction.

"Am I the chosen one? Is this my extraordinary encounter?"

After thinking it over, Xiao Wang figured it wouldn't take much effort to practice, and what if it was real?

On Hua Shier's side, the surveillance footage showed that Xiao Wang was making a Jingguan (a traditional Chinese mound of stones) at home, laughing so hard his stomach hurt.

He guessed that the other party had probably been driven crazy by him, believing this so readily. It was a secret technique that he had come up with on the spot, and it probably wouldn't have any other effect than turning someone into a madman.

Just as I was enjoying the show, Fan Xiaopang called to schedule a massage for today.

Hua Twelve coughed lightly:
"A massage is fine, but Xiao Fan, I sense you're quite hot-tempered. Could you call your assistant? It's easy for something to go wrong if it's just the two of us!"

After what happened yesterday, he felt that he couldn't give these female celebrities any opportunity. They all had ill intentions and wanted to become Su Mingyu's aunt!
Yes, Miss Wang is the worst, she's already a mother!

Fan Xiaopang was laughing so hard, but he still agreed to Hua Shier's request. Hmph, did he think that having an assistant would stop him from complaining?

During the massage that night, Hua Shier's suffering intensified. She thought it would have been better not to call her assistant at all. Then she heard Xiao Pang humming and heard the female assistant's strange expression and eyes, which made her feel a bit uneasy.

Fifteen days flew by, and the massage effects were phenomenal. Fan Xiaopang, having lost his baby fat, finally resembled the future Fan Ye (Fan Bingbing), and his appearance was absolutely stunning.

Even Li Lianhua was tempted by the fried food, and secretly approached Hua Shier:
"President Su, you can't be biased! Why don't you give me acupuncture and massage too, to get rid of my baby fat?"

Hua Shier laughed in exasperation. "Big sister, other 19 or 20-year-old girls get rid of their baby fat, but you're almost 30. Where am I supposed to find baby fat to get rid of for you? You're making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!"

He blurted out, "Your acupuncture won't work; you need injections!"

As soon as the words left my mouth, I realized they were inappropriate. I'd been corrupted by Fan Xiaopang. These past few days, this tiger-woman had gotten closer to me and started talking without any restraint, saying all sorts of inappropriate things in private!
Li Lianhua immediately perked up: "An injection is fine too!"

Hua Shier quickly gestured for him to go: "Then please go to the hospital, I'm a veterinarian!"

Li Lianhua:
Filming of "My Sassy Girl" was completed as scheduled. After watching the edited version, Hua Shier felt that it was even better than the original version in his memory, so he asked Wang Jinhua to submit this version directly for review.

When Hua Shier was writing the script, he modified the plot about the deserter, and it passed the review without any problems.

Sure enough, a few days later, Chairman Han called to say that the application had been approved and the schedule would be set for October 1st, just as we had agreed before.

Hua Shier called Lao De and asked him to help arrange for the movie to be released simultaneously in several major Southeast Asian markets.

Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, Singapore, and our Hong Kong Island and Taiwan.

Hua Shier gave Lao De's phone number to Wang Jinhua, asking them to communicate and handle the matter; he was too lazy to worry about it.

Of course, he wasn't completely indifferent. He contacted Tengfei Company, and after the legendary advertisement, QQ pop-up windows recommended "My Sassy Girl". Without even appearing in newspapers, young people who love the Internet, especially college students, all knew about this idol movie with a youth romance theme that was released in October.

A reporter saw the release date of "My Sassy Girl" on QQ and thought it was big news, so he went to interview director Feng Xiaogang and Ang Lee.

Director Feng said with a smile, "I've met President Su of Tianxia. He's a very ambitious young man. I'm looking forward to seeing his ambitious side, and I hope he's not just all talk!"

The reporter was overjoyed, already having a headline in mind for tomorrow's entertainment section: Director Feng says that Su Zong is a dead duck!
Director Feng: Is there no law anymore?

Li An also gave an interview. He knows Director Feng and knows that the latter is the top commercial director in mainland China. He is very confident about his "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", or rather, he is bursting with confidence.

Hearing that a new company's film was being squeezed between two of their films to compete for release dates, he couldn't help but find it amusing. He smiled and said to the camera:

"I don't know what to say. If I had to comment on President Su's behavior, I can only say it's like a mantis trying to stop a chariot!"

The reporter took an interview with Ang Lee to interview Hua Shier, who expressed surprise:

"Director Li is too modest. This is the first time I've heard someone compare themselves to a praying mantis. I urge Director Li to get out of the way quickly, the brakes on my carriage aren't working very well!"

The reporter was overjoyed, and the next day's entertainment headline read: "General Manager Su of Tianxia Media says Director Li is a mantis, get ready to be crushed!"
The media's instigation has fueled public opinion, with many experts and professors jumping out to comment and express their opinions, all believing that Tianxia Media is overconfident and will inevitably suffer a crushing defeat in the October box office battle!
Everyone was there to support Director Feng and Director Li.

Meanwhile, Hua Shier, who had run away after lighting the fire, had already left the capital and gone to Suzhou to pick up Su Mingyu and Su Mingcheng, and together they went to Nanjing to see Miss Wang's concert.

Ms. Wang's concert is scheduled for June 24th at the Jinling Wutaishan Gymnasium, which will be the first stop of her tour this year.

Upon arriving in Jinling, Hua Shier planned to find a hotel on his own, but Su Mingyu called Miss Wang directly to tell her that they had arrived, and the latter immediately sent her assistant to pick them up.

Because Ms. Wang had many friends coming to the concert, she specially booked an entire floor of the hotel for them to stay in. Hua Shier thought that since he had even stayed in a courtyard house, refusing the hotel would seem too pretentious, so he simply agreed.

When we arrived at the hotel, we saw many familiar faces, including Liu Jialing, as well as some mainland and Hong Kong celebrities. One of the handsome young men from Hong Kong looked familiar, and upon closer inspection, we recognized him as Chef Xie in his younger days.

Seeing that Hua Twelve's eyes were hostile, the other party deliberately walked over and whispered, "Pretty boy, with me here, don't even think about deceiving Afei!"

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