A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1303 If You Don't Come Back, I'll Break Your Legs! (Please Subscribe!)

Early 1990s, Huajia Town, Northeast China.

"Iron Head, your girlfriend is here to see you!"

Hua Shier woke up from the darkness and felt his arm being pulled. He opened his eyes and saw a farm tractor in front of him. Beside him was an honest and simple-minded young man wearing 1980s or 1980s work clothes, his face red from the cold, winking at him.

The next instant, the memories transmitted by the system flooded his mind, and he immediately thought of what was happening before him. He was now Tie Tou, and today he was driving the production team's tractor across the river when he was tricked by a little brat who told him that the river was frozen to the bottom and he could cross it however he wanted. But halfway across, the ice cracked, and the tractor fell straight into the river.

Fortunately, the river wasn't deep in winter; otherwise, let alone the tractor, the original body would have been swept away.

They've towed the tractor back, and they're getting it repaired now.

The one speaking is a tractor driver from their production team, named Wang Erdan.

Following Wang Erdan's gaze, I turned my head and saw, wow, it's my second sister-in-law, cough cough, it's Xiuxiu!

The identical appearance made Hua Shier momentarily lose track of time, as if he had returned to the world of "The Warlords," when he was still Jiang Wuyang, and it was this very woman who had spoken to him:

"I'll be twenty-nine next year. I fought for fourteen years, and I didn't starve to death or get killed. I'm just lucky. I'll hang red gauze curtains again next year."

delicate and charming!
But Hua Twelve still managed to kill him!
Because she changed her heart, cheated on her husband, and knowingly pretended nothing was wrong when her lover wanted to kill her husband, Zhao Erhu, she deserved to die.

The person in front of me, although not my second sister-in-law Lian Sheng, went abroad afterward, not only changed her mind but also abandoned her parents. In the end, she even betrayed Tie Tou, who wanted to save her. In a way, she wasn't much different from Lian Sheng.

"What are you staring at? Didn't you hear me? And why are you staring at my neck?"

Xiuxiu was wearing a slightly worn brown wool coat and a yellow scarf around her neck, looking incredibly dowdy. Only her small face was somewhat decent. She pushed her bicycle up to him and gently punched him.

Hua Shier snapped out of his daze, suppressed the urge to strangle the other person, and said calmly:
"How do you plan to fix the tractor?"

Xiuxiu frowned upon hearing the coldness in his tone and said:
"Iron Head, are you dating me or dating a tractor?!"

Wang Erdan, standing to the side, laughed and said:
"Alright, you two can keep flirting here, I'll make room for you!"

Hua Shier nodded to Wang Erdan, then sneered at Xiuxiu:
Do you know why I repair tractors?

“Last time I called your brother ‘brother-in-law,’ and he caused me to drive the tractor into the river. Since then, the tractor has been breaking down every few days. If I don’t fix this machine, your family can expect to lose money!”

Xiuxiu was startled:
"This brat, why does he do all sorts of things? And you, you never know how to keep your mouth shut. We're not even married yet, why are you always teasing my brother? It's not good if people hear it!"

Hua Shier didn't want to listen to her complaining about herself.
“What’s wrong with that? We’ve been childhood sweethearts since we were little. Everyone in the surrounding villages knows we’re dating and getting married next year. What, you want to break up with me? It’s only natural for me to call him my brother-in-law. If he weren’t my brother-in-law, I would have called the police by now!”

When Xiuxiu saw that Hua Shier was angry, she quickly softened her stance:
"Okay, okay, it's all my brother's fault, don't be angry. I came here to talk to you about something!"

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"Okay, get in the car. My car is almost fixed. I'll take you for a spin!"

In those days, cars were scarce, and motor vehicles were even rarer in rural areas. Everyone, adults and children alike, would be happy to ride in a tractor. As soon as Xiuxiu heard this, she smiled and sat in the driver's seat of the tractor with Hua Shier.

It's winter now, and the land is all barren. Hua Shier is driving his tractor, taking Xiuxiu on a wild ride across the vast rural landscape. The bumpy ride makes Xiuxiu shout and laugh at the same time.

When Hua Shier slowed down and the tractor was moving smoothly, Xiuxiu said:
"I came to see you because I have something to discuss with you. The lady in Tokyo suggested that I go to Japan. What do you think, should I go?"

Hua Shier sneered inwardly. Since she came to ask, she must have already made up her mind. Why would she abandon her boyfriend and run away without his approval?

He wasn't just making malicious assumptions about others. In the original story, the woman in front of him went to Japan and never came back. She not only betrayed her boyfriend but also stopped contacting her family, causing her mother to cry every few days when she thought of her daughter. This Xiuxiu was a terrible person.

He sneered inwardly, but his expression remained unchanged, and he said with a half-smile:
"You're asking me? Does my word even matter?"

Xiuxiu chuckled softly:
"Are you reluctant to let me go? If you don't want me to go, then I won't go."

Before she could finish speaking, Hua Shier said:
"Then don't go, I can't bear to part with you!"

Xiuxiu was taken aback. This was not what she had expected. Shouldn't you be encouraging me to bravely pursue my dreams and broaden my horizons?

She hugged Hua Shier's neck tightly:
"What a rare opportunity! You really don't want me to go? I'll definitely come back."

Hua drove the tractor further and further away, finally stopping at the edge of a grove of trees, a place no one came to in winter.

"I'll agree, but you have to promise me one thing in return!"

As Hua Shier spoke, he suddenly pulled Xiuxiu into his arms. The latter was caught off guard and screamed in fright.

An hour later, Hua Shier started wearing white clothes, with Xiu Xiu next to her, who had been thoroughly messed with.

Hua Shier never treated Xiuxiu as his woman. He just wondered if Tietou had been stupid before. They grew up together, were even talking about marriage, and the most they ever did was hold hands. In the end, the Japanese devils got the girl.

Now look how great it is! He got the first taste of the soup, so the Japanese devils will have to wear his secondhand shoes and drink his foot bath water from now on!
After Hua Shier finished dressing, Xiuxiu finally came to her senses.

After regaining some strength, I started getting dressed, but the movement caused me a lot of pain, so I angrily punched the person I was talking to twice.
"You're so petty? Are you relieved now? If someone had seen us, I would have had to jump into the river."

Hua Shier ignored her complaints and instead said:

"I wasn't even satisfied with your first time today. Before you leave, let's be diligent and make up for the next few years all at once."

Xiuxiu:
I just suddenly feel like cursing!
But some things, once tried, you want to try again, especially young people, who are easily addicted.

For the next month or so, besides getting passports and running errands, Xiuxiu and the two of them spent all their free time together.

After that day, she bit Hua Shier's shoulder:
"Now when I stand up, there's a gap between my legs. My brother even asked me why I've become bowlegged. It's all your fault!"

Hua Twelve comforted him:

"It's alright. The Japanese soldiers wear kimonos that go all the way to their ankles, so they can't see your legs. Aren't you leaving already? Come a few more times tomorrow."

Xiuxiu: Even the donkeys in the production team aren't as hardworking as you, and you're so strong too!

Before she knew it, it was time for Xiuxiu to go to Japan. She had to take a train to the provincial capital before she could fly to the Japanese side.

Hua Shier drove her on her way in a tractor. Well, not to silence her. She still had a mission, so he had to take her to the train station.

When they parted, Xiuxiu cried so much her face was covered in tears:

"It's all your fault for wanting to go to the grove in the middle; now we've missed the bus."

Fortunately, there were buses instead of trains to the provincial capital. Hua Shier took Xiuxiu to the town's bus station and bought her a ticket to the provincial capital.

Xiuxiu was a little sad about parting this time, and said with tears in her eyes:
"Don't worry, Tietou, once I've made some money over there, I'll come back and marry you. Wait for me, I'll definitely come back."

Hua Shier wiped away her tears: "You said it yourself. If you go back on your word, I'll break your legs!" Xiuxiu:
Two weeks later, Hua Shier received a phone call from Xiuxiu in Japan. She said that things were going well on the Japanese side. She was living with her aunt and learning Japanese. She would look for a job once she had mastered it!

Hua Shier and Xiuxiu didn't have much to talk about, so Hua quickly changed the subject:
"Okay, I'm relieved to see you're doing well over there. By the way, should I call your parents over to take the call?"

Xiuxiu quickly said, "No need, long-distance calls are too expensive here. Just tell them for me. I can't say anything more here, I'll hang up now!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone rather hastily.

Hua Shier chuckled and said, "See? Now you're showing your ingrate potential."

Sure enough, from then on, neither Hua Shier nor Xiuxiu's parents received another call from Xiuxiu.

Fortunately, A-Jie, who was from the same village and had a good relationship with Tie-Tou, had gone there years ago and could indirectly contact Xiu-Xiu. Xiu-Xiu's family was much relieved and asked A-Jie to help pass on any messages.

Two years later, even Ah Jie couldn't find Xiu Xiu anymore.

When Hua Shier received a call from A Jie saying that he had been searching for someone without success, he knew it was time to go to Japan. He originally planned to change his clothes that night, open a portal, and get to Tokyo, but then he remembered something.

When Tie Tou was smuggling his goods out to sea, a border guard was attacked by the smuggler with stones.

It was dark at the time, and no one knew the extent of the injuries, but the person was no longer moving. This was why Tie Tou dared not return to China after learning that Xiu Xiu had married someone else in Japan.

After thinking it over, Hua Shier decided to follow the original storyline and move on. If that incident happened again, he could also save someone's life.

Having made his decision, he contacted the local smuggler. The smuggler knew him, knew that Tie Tou was a reliable and hardworking man, and hadn't heard of any bad habits. He figured Tie Tou must have some money, so he immediately smiled and said:
"Eighty thousand yuan, and I'll send you out!"

Some villagers had gone out to work. Hua Shier knew the price before he came. At this time, if you don't go through the proper channels, it would cost between 40,000 and 80,000 to the Japanese. The other party directly asked for 80,000, which was the maximum price.

Hua Shier smiled:

“My name is Tie Tou, not Da Tou. It’s not like no one from our village has ever left. Are you taking me for a fool?”

The snakehead knew he couldn't fool them anymore, so he immediately smiled and said:
"You ask for the moon, but you haggle when it's due. Name your price, then!"

Hua Shier thought for a moment: "One hundred!"

The snakehead pulled out a knife and stabbed directly, yelling, "I'll fucking kill you!"

Hua Twelve made a grand maneuver, slamming the snake's head against the wall:

"Come here, let me see how you're going to kill me, you little brat!"

As he spoke, he used grappling techniques to dislocate the joints of the snake's head, arms, and legs!
The snake was screaming in pain from its head, and immediately submitted.

"One hundred, just one hundred. I have plenty of room on my ship, I won't miss you, Master Tie. Please spare me, Master Tie."

Hua Shier nodded, reattached the snakehead's arms and legs, and reached out:

"Give me the money, I need to have lunch right now!"

The snakehead was dumbfounded: "I'll give it to you?"

"Or else?"

Hua Shier began to clench his fist.

The snakehead was so frustrated that tears streamed down his face.
"Okay, Mr. Tie, it's up to you. I'll give it to you." He then took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Hua Twelve.

Hua Twelve Results Money:

"Since you're being so honest and respectful, I'll gladly accept it. Just remember not to try anything funny. If I can't leave, I'll make your whole family pay!"

As he spoke, he grabbed at the wall next to the snake's head and pulled out a handful of lime and red brick dust, leaving a hole the size of a fist.

The smuggler had originally planned to find someone to teach Tie Tou a lesson later, or perhaps throw him into the sea once he was on the ship. But seeing the current situation, he dared not have any wicked thoughts. He only hoped to send this plague god to the Japanese so that he could harm them and never come back.

Hua Shier took the money the smuggler had given him and left. He ordered two good dishes at the restaurant. He wasn't afraid the smuggler would report him to the police. Given the kind of job the smuggler did, even if he had a few more lives, he wouldn't dare to get close to Uncle Hat!

Three days later, Hua Twelve, along with the smuggler and a dozen or so others who were also going out, took advantage of the darkness to reach the beach.

Sure enough, when they were about to board the ship, they were noticed by the border guards. This time, with Hua Shier's skills, no one could catch him. However, a boy from the neighboring village was unlucky and was captured and pinned to the ground.

At this moment, the snake's head indeed returned and was about to throw stones at people, but Hua Twelve grabbed him and ran away:

"Hurry up, or we'll be surrounded!"

So he saved the border guard's life, while the unlucky guy from the neighboring village was captured and brought back, where he'll probably suffer some hardship.

After transferring from a small boat to a larger one, the smuggler would charge per person and exchange the money for Japanese yen, though he would certainly make a profit from the exchange rate.

When they got to Hua Shier, the snakehead walked past him without even looking up, as if he hadn't seen him at all. He absolutely dared not ask for money, for fear that if he walked too slowly, Hua Shier would ask him for money again!
Hua Shier raised an eyebrow. "Oh ho, you don't say a word when you see me, huh? Not even a suggestion to treat me to barbecue or hot pot! Fine, I'll remember you!"

After drifting at sea for two days, on the morning of the third day, the large ship finally ran aground in Japanese waters.

Fortunately, they were not far from the shore, and most of them jumped into the sea and swam to shore.

Watching the illegal immigrants being thrown into the sea like dumplings, Hua Shier didn't rush to leave. He grabbed the smuggler who was about to jump into the sea and asked with a smile:

"Why go?"

The smuggler was almost in tears: "Master Tie, this ship is going to capsize, of course we have to run!"

Hua Twelve laughed:
"What are you doing, running away with six coins? Haven't you heard the saying, 'The captain goes down with the ship'? Oh, by the way, I'm a little short on daily expenses since I came to the Japanese side. Look at this."

As he spoke, he glanced at the purse in the snakehead's arms. "This is all ill-gotten gains! If I don't spend it, who will?"
The smuggler immediately understood Hua Twelve's meaning, cursing inwardly, but he couldn't beat him and couldn't afford to offend him. Thinking that escaping was the priority, he shoved the bag into Hua Twelve's hand:
"You can have it all!"

Hua Shier took the briefcase, kicked the snake's head into the sea, and then, without any haste, before the boat capsized, he took out a fitted suit from his storage space, changed into modern clothes, opened the Anywhere Door, and went directly to Tokyo.

Tokyo in the 1990s was nothing special compared to later times. When Hua Twelve wore this outfit, the Japanese thought he was a tycoon's son or a celebrity model. They had never seen this style of clothing before and thought it was very high-end.

He brushed past the Japanese policemen, who all nodded and smiled at him, making Hua Shier think that this guy was particularly polite.

He hailed a taxi and, in a thick Edo accent, gave the address that A-Jie had given him.

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