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Chapter 1305 Tsuchiya Tada (Please Subscribe!)
At this moment, the younger sister also picked up the ID to look at it and instantly discovered the key point:

"Brother Iron Head, is your name Hua Twelve?"

No one else knew Tie Tou's real name. Old Gui looked at the ID and assumed Hua Shier was Tie Tou's name. Ah Jie knew Tie Tou's name, so he picked up the ID and looked at it:
"Wait a minute, Brother Ironhead, isn't your name Zhao Tie?"

Hua Twelve chuckled:
"You guys don't understand, do you? I used this name to get the documents, so my identity in China is still valid. When I go back to China, I'll be Zhao Tie, and here I'll be Hua Shier. Do you understand dual citizenship?"

Everyone's eyes lit up, and Old Ghost nodded repeatedly:

"That's great, that's great! I'll get a fake name too, so I'll still be a Tianjin native when I go back to China!"

He chuckled sheepishly and rubbed his hands together, saying:
"Brother Iron Head, look, all the brothers will follow you from now on. Our identity, this..."

The others also looked on with anticipation. They were neither human nor ghost when they came across the police, and they were terrified when they saw the police. They couldn't even call the police when they were bullied. Who wouldn't want a real identity?

Hua Twelve chuckled:
"What, old ghost, you can come up with five million Japanese yen?"

Old Gui's expectant face instantly fell:
"I don't have that much money. I was just asking, just asking."

The others sighed inwardly. They knew that at that time, the exchange rate between the Japanese yen and the RMB was 0.0859. Five million Japanese yen was more than four hundred thousand RMB. If they had that much money, would they need to stay in a place like this?

Hua Shier took in the expressions of the others and sneered:
"So you think I got this certificate for free? Do you think it doesn't cost money or require connections to get it?"

Old Gui waved his hands repeatedly and said with a forced smile, "Brother Tie Tou, don't be angry, that's not what I meant!"

Hua Shier patted him on the shoulder:

"Don't be nervous. Since we're doing this, our own people's IDs are definitely not a problem!"

"However, this five million yen isn't so easy to get, and I don't have that much money to help you with it!"

"How about this, let's agree on this beforehand. Ah Jie is my brother, so I'll cover his expenses. As for the others, whoever gets a hundred orders first, I'll process their citizenship for free as a reward for outstanding employees. What do you guys think?"

Upon hearing this, Lao Gui and the others were not disappointed at all; on the contrary, they were all delighted.
"Don't worry, Brother Tietou, we'll definitely work hard for you from now on. You're like a second parent to us."

Everyone else nodded excitedly. If they could get identities for them, they would do it even if Hua Shier was their ancestor, let alone if Hua Shier was their second parent!

The next morning, no one went to work, because today was the day to start developing the business.

Hua Shier first asked Lao Gui and A Jie to take him to buy a mobile phone. Yes, a mobile phone. In the late 1980s, Sony had already launched a small portable mobile phone, and by the early 1990s, mobile phones were almost ubiquitous.

He used the money he made from robbing the smuggler on the boat to buy two cell phones, giving one to Ah Jie.

Yes, thanks to the snakehead for the rocket!

Snake head: cluck cluck cluck... blowing bubbles at the bottom of the sea.

Ah Jie quickly pushed it back:

"Brother Tietou, I can't accept this. It's too valuable. You should return it immediately!"

Hua Twelve pushed it back again:
"I can't always stay with you guys. From now on, Lao Gui and the others will come to you when they need to do business, and then you can use this to contact me!"

Everyone looked on with envy: "Ah Jie, just take it. We can all see that Brother Tie is really good to you, like a real brother!"

Ah Jie scratched his hair and chuckled.

Hua Twelve addressed the crowd:

"Alright, you guys go ahead and get busy. Call me when you get some business, I have other things to take care of!"

Everyone nodded and went to the places where unregistered people usually gathered to find reliable acquaintances to develop their business.

Hua Shier bought a newspaper and found the advertisement he needed in the gaps. Well, don't get me wrong, it's not the kind of advertisement where the old military doctor treats certain diseases.

Following the address in the newspaper, he asked the owner of an adult goods store at the entrance of a secluded alley in Shinjuku before finally finding a cramped storefront with a sign that read 'Tsuchiya Office' deep in this dilapidated alley.

Hua Shier pushed open the door and immediately witnessed a shocking scene.

In the tiny office, which resembled a doghouse, a greasy-haired, overweight middle-aged man sat behind a desk, holding a tissue in one hand and a VCR remote in the other, seemingly pressing fast forward repeatedly.

The fat man was so frightened when he saw someone come in that he suddenly stood up, but his unzipped pants got caught on the handle of the cabinet door on his desk, and he fell to the ground with a thud.

Because there was a desk between them, they couldn't tell where he had fallen. But the screams that followed indicated that he must have been in a lot of pain.

Ten minutes later, the middle-aged, overweight man, wearing a poorly fitted, wrinkled suit, bowed ninety degrees to him with a forced smile.
"Kunic, I was so rude earlier. I really didn't expect anyone to come. Please forgive me."

Hua Shier waved his hand to interrupt, looking around the small law firm with disdain as he said:
"You're Tsuchiyada Inu?"

The greasy, fat man was speechless and quickly explained:

"It's Tsuchiya Tata, that spot is down there!"

Hua Shier was even more disgusted:
"That spot was too small, I didn't even see it just now. If it were me, I would definitely have called for Tian Mu!"

Tsuchiya Tada's face darkened further, but he dared not retaliate. The servility of the Japanese instilled in them a deep respect for the strong, and the more domineering Hua Twelve appeared, the more humble he became.
"You flatter me, sir. Please have a seat, and I'll make you a cup of coffee!"

Hua Shier sat in the chair opposite the desk and waved his hand, saying:

"Stop bothering me. Even if you make me coffee with your protein-rich hands, I wouldn't dare drink it. Let's get down to business!"

"Hi!"

Tsuchiya Tata bowed again before walking to his seat and sitting down respectfully, saying:
"I wonder if you've come to me for legal advice or to file a lawsuit? I will do my utmost to help!"

Hua Shier waved his hand:
"Are you capable of going to court?"

"I saw your ad in the newspaper. When I asked for directions at the street corner, the owner of the adult goods store told me that you've lost thirteen lawsuits in a row. You haven't won a single case since you started out. You still owe him money for two boxes of umbrellas. He told me to tell you to pay him back right away, or he'll smash your window!"

Hua Shier suddenly understood why this middle-aged fat man dared to watch porn in broad daylight: because no one ever came to his shabby law firm.

"I was just unlucky; I'm actually very capable."

Tsuchiya Tata's face turned bright red. He had sold his car to place an advertisement in the newspaper and renewed the rent for the house for two more months. He had finally managed to lure a client in with the hope of winning a lawsuit to turn things around, but before he even entered the law firm, his neighbor exposed his past.

Hua Twelve then smiled and said:

"Don't worry about bad luck, congratulations, fatso, meeting me will change your luck!"

Under Tsuchiya Tata's puzzled expression, Hua Shier unfolded the newspaper, pointed to the headline on the front page, and said, "I can't believe it."

"I want to see this person's family!"

The headline read: "Tokyo Bay Dismemberment Case Verdict Announced Today: Ginza Rich Kid Butcher Sentenced to Death!"
This case has recently caused a sensation in the country of dwarfs. The main culprit, Masayuki Kobayashi, is the son of the owner of a Tokyo securities company. He has been learning karate since childhood and has a perfect physique like an athlete.

In 3, this Kobayashi killed and dismembered three men over a minor conflict. The victims included male escorts, male escorts, and... male escorts.

Hua Twelve suspects the problem lies in the price negotiation!

Afterwards, it was revealed that Masayuki Kobayashi had bipolar disorder and extreme violent tendencies.

After committing the crime, Xiao Lin attempted to escape legal punishment by using his father's connections, but the exposure of a videotape left him speechless and he was found guilty.

Okay, this thing even recorded itself while dismembering itself. Can you believe how stupid that is?

It was this videotape that sent him to the guillotine.

Tsuchiya Tata asked, puzzled:
"May I ask, sir, why do you wish to meet his family?"

Hua Shier's lips curled up:
"Of course we need to get this scum out of here and then demand a huge sum of money!" Tsuchiya Tata's face was flushed with anger, but he suppressed his rage and asked:

"Are you truly capable of rescuing him, or are you simply trying to swindle money from his family?"

Hua Shier raised his eyebrows:

"Do I look like a liar? Of course I really want to save him! He's a real talent!"

Tsuchiya Tata was quite angry:
"Sir, why would you save such a scumbag? My classmate who works at the Metropolitan Police Department told me that the police suspect this scumbag is connected to three dismemberment cases that have occurred in the past five years, with as many as double digits of victims. However, there is no evidence. If you release him, he will harm even more people!"

Hua Shier was somewhat surprised. He looked the greasy, fat man up and down, then chuckled.
"Fatty, I didn't expect you to have a sense of justice. Don't worry, I won't let him stay in Japan. I'm going to send him to the Ugly Country!"

Tsuchiya Tadao said loudly:
"But he's still getting away with it!"

Hua Shier stood up, swung his fists twice—one with a straight hand and one with a backhand—and delivered two large swaths to Tsuchiya Tata, making the fat man's round face even rounder.
"You idiot, you work like a pig!"

"Do you still remember the big mushroom your godfather gave you?"

"Send this kind of person to your godfather country and let him display his talents to the fullest. Then he'll kill the people of the Ugly Country!"

"If your godfather beats you with a sledgehammer, you poke his skin with toothpicks; that's the samurai spirit of tit-for-tat."

Not content with just slapping him, Hua Shier, in the heat of the moment, added: "He, tui!"
Tsuchiya Tata let the spit dry on his face, his face full of shame:
"Hey, you're absolutely right! This is a brilliant idea. This way, we can not only get revenge on our godfather, but also make a fortune."

Hua 12 executed two powerful shots, one with a forehand and one with a backhand, resulting in two more large baskets:

"He's your godfather. I'm Chinese. I was just doing my duty to help someone in need. Do you understand?"

When Tsuchiya Taichi heard that Hua Shier was Chinese, his expression changed immediately. Just as he was about to lash out, a pistol was poked into his forehead!
Hua Shier spat again: "You seem to have a problem with me?"

"No, no objection!"

Although Tsuchiya Tata is a lawyer, he is actually a cowardly and lecherous otaku. When he felt the cold touch of the gun barrel against his forehead, he was so scared that he wet himself. His fat body trembled and he cried out for mercy.

Hua Shier took out a cigarette and then lit it with his 'pistol':
"Alright, here's the lighter. Is it alright to leave this to you?"

Tsuchiya Tata breathed a sigh of relief. He felt like he had been thoroughly played with, so he dared not refuse and repeatedly said that there was no problem.

Hua Twelve left a number:
"Let's talk to them today. Tell them it's 20 million Japanese yen. If they agree, their son can call them from the U.S. tomorrow. We'll get the job done first, and they'll pay us after they get the call!"

"After it's done, call this number. You'll get 10% of the money, and you'll be responsible for any related legal issues afterwards!"

Just as Hua Shier finished speaking and was about to leave, Tsuchiya Tata said anxiously:

"Your Excellency, if that's the case, I absolutely will not agree."

"Ok?"

Hua Shier coldly stared at the fat man. What he had just used to light the cigarette was a lighter-pistol, but it could also turn into a real weapon. Was this guy really that brave?

The next second, Tsuchiya Tata said:
"This kind of thing would cost at least 200 million Japanese yen."

Two hundred million Japanese yen, which is roughly ten million Chinese yuan.

Hua Shier raised an eyebrow and laughed: "I've discovered you're actually a real talent!"

He clapped his hands:

"That's right, we've gone to so much trouble to help these promising young people go to a country like the Ugly Country where even the air smells sweet. It's reasonable for the fees to be a bit higher!"

Hua Shier wasn't in a hurry to leave; he wanted to discuss his plans with the chubby lawyer. But just then, his newly bought mobile phone rang.

He took out his phone and answered. It was Ah Jie calling, saying that Lao Gui had landed a business deal. The other party was not short of money, but wanted to see him in person.

Hua Shier arranged a meeting place with A-Jie. After hanging up the phone, he gave up the idea of ​​discussing his thoughts with Tsuchiya Tata. He decided to wait until after their first successful collaboration before talking about these things. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to convince the other party with just empty words.

He instructed the fat man:

"Go and handle what I asked you to do. Once the other family agrees, call me again. If you can't get it done, it proves you're incompetent, and you don't need to contact me again!"

Hua Shier left Fatty's law firm, hailed a taxi, and headed to the address Ah Jie had given him.

The meeting place was an open-air food stall, where most of the diners were Chinese like them, without legal status.

The person Lao Gui recruited was called Tai Bao, the one who gave Tie Tou directions in the original story and helped him make money through various shady dealings.

Tai Bao had a few henchmen who were considered influential among undocumented Chinese immigrants. They spoke with extreme arrogance. Chao Hua Twelve raised an eyebrow:

"Bro, you're the one who can get a residency permit?"

Hua Shier scoffed: "No residence permit!"

Taibao slammed his fist on the table and yelled, "You guys are messing with me, aren't you?!"

Hua Shier took out his ID and threw it directly at Tai Bao's face. Before Tai Bao could retaliate, he smiled and said:
"A residence permit is too basic; this certificate is much better!"

Taibao was about to flip the table when Hua Shier slapped his face with his ID, but after hearing what Hua Shier said, he quickly picked up the ID and looked at it, somewhat incredulous:

Alien Registration Card?

It's worth mentioning that Japan doesn't have ID cards. In the 1990s, most residents used health insurance cards as proof of identity. It wasn't until 2016 that they switched to a nationally unified personal identification card.

Huh, a code? It sounds so familiar!

The residence permit Tai Bao mentioned is the same one that Jiang Kou got for Tie Tou in the original story. It has an expiration date and you'll have to reapply when it expires. If you can't get it, you'll have to leave the country.

The "Alien Registration Card" issued by the Hua Twelfth Office is specifically for naturalized foreigners. Having this card means you have naturalized, but it is different from the health insurance card for Japanese citizens.

Ah Jie laughed and said, "Brother Taibao, my brother has only been here for three days. This ID is brand new and 100% authentic!"

Taibao's eyes lit up: "You've got incredible skills, brother!"

Then he said to Hua Twelve:

"Iron Head Bro, right? You really only want five million for this?"

As soon as he asked that, Hua Twelve knew what was going on. There must be someone else doing this business, and he had clearly asked for a lower price. He immediately asked:

How much do other places want?

Taibao immediately realized what was happening, gave an awkward smile, and remained silent, clearly afraid that Hua Shier would raise the price for him.

Hua Shier laughed: "Alright, I won't ask anymore. I'll take you to get one right now for five million. You can pay me after it's done, but we need to verify your funds first!"

Tai-bao has made a lot of money through shady dealings here, but he hasn't had a way to get a residency permit. Now that he has the opportunity to become a citizen, he naturally wants to seize it.

Less than an hour later, he came over with a paper bag containing five stacks of Japanese yen banknotes worth 10,000 yen each.

Hua Shier took out his phone, called the official from yesterday, and then took him directly to get his documents processed, also getting A-Jie's documents processed at the same time.

Having obtained his 'Alien Registration Card', Ah Jie was so happy that he shouted and yelled in the street. When he attracted the attention of the Japanese police, he almost shoved the card in their face, showing off to the skies.

Taibao, beaming, handed the paper bag containing the money to Hua Shier:
"Brother Tietou, thanks a lot. I'll treat you to drinks at Han Meiren's tonight!"

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