A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1359 Poaching Someone Right in Front of You! (Please Subscribe!)
The woman looked at Hua Shier with suspicion. She walked around the table, wanting to see Hua Shier's face clearly, but he turned his head to look out the window.

"The weather is so nice today!"

Looking out the window at the pitch black, everyone was speechless. There wasn't even a moon in the middle of the night; it was probably just a cloudy day. How did you figure out the weather was good?

But at that moment, the woman saw Hua Twelve's face clearly through the reflection in the window. The two stared at each other through the glass. Hua Twelve quickly turned his head away, and the woman's eyes widened. Suddenly, she pointed at him and shouted at Uncle Hat:

"It was him, he's the one who kicked me into the bushes."

Inside the mediation room, everyone was surprised. Seeing that he had been recognized, Hua Shier saw no point in hiding it anymore and simply turned to the others, saying:
"She's slandering me! She's slandering me!"

The greasy, mustachioed man whose face had been swollen by Hua Twelve pointed at Hua Twelve and cursed:
"You're outrageous! You even hit a woman!"

After he finished speaking, he turned to the man in the hat who was mediating and complained:
"Officer, you saw it all, didn't you? He not only hit me, but he also hit women! He's a violent maniac! What's the point of mediating this? Arrest him right now!"

Uncle Hat also took it very seriously and immediately said, "Don't worry, we will definitely investigate thoroughly."

He glanced at Hua Twelve, then said to the woman:
"Miss, please sit down and tell us what happened. If he really hit you, we will definitely stand up for you!"

After the woman sat down, she began to speak angrily:
"This morning I went to XX Hospital and saw this person smoking in the smoking area outside the hospital. I can't stand it, so I went up to stop him and told him to have some public decency. As a result, he kicked me into the green belt. I was unconscious for more than two hours before I woke up. My chest still hurts. I'm going to call the police now. Uncle Hat, please arrest him right away!"

When Hua Shier saw that others were looking over, he shrugged:

"Look at this, this woman makes absolutely no sense. She's spouting such nonsensical lines, saying I hit her. That's completely unbelievable!"

The greasy man also looked at his female companion and asked suspiciously:

"Are you sure you're not mistaken? Maybe you should sort out your thoughts before you speak!" He couldn't understand why people were being stopped from smoking in the designated smoking area!
The woman immediately objected, her eyes welling with tears as she began to whine and plead:
"Darling, he's the one who kicked me, I'm sure I remember correctly!"

As soon as Andy heard the hospital's name, he knew there was no doubt about it. It must have been Hua Shier who did it. The time and place were right, and this guy was quite adept at beating people. It's just that this woman's thought process was indeed a bit bizarre.

Uncle Hat, both amused and exasperated, asked the woman:
"You said you were in a smoking area and stopped others from smoking?"

The woman looked completely at ease.

"What's wrong with the designated smoking area? It's so close to the hospital, and it's outdoors. He's just inconsiderate to smoke there!"

The greasy man was quite shocked by his female companion's thought process, and subconsciously took out his cigarette case, put a cigarette in his mouth to calm his nerves.

An even more bizarre scene unfolded: the woman opened her handbag, took out a lighter, and with a snap, lit the greasy man's hand.

Hua Shier asked incredulously, "I can't even smoke in the designated smoking area, but he's smoking indoors, and you're still lighting his cigarette for him?"

The woman said matter-of-factly:

"Who do you think you are, my darling? Besides, I don't mind if my darling smokes, but you can't smoke if it affects me. You have no sense of public morality!"

Now everyone understood why this woman was acting this way: she was overflowing with a sense of superiority, coupled with an extremely self-centered, fairy-like mentality.

In recent years, there have been too many women with this "fairy-like" mentality, and bizarre things have happened one after another.

Considering the news about those "fairy-like" girls, it's easy to understand what this woman did.

These little fairies do all sorts of strange things, but their core idea remains the same: no matter what, they are always right.

At this moment, everyone, including the greasy man, understood why Hua Shier had kicked her into the green belt, because they really wanted to kick her right now.

Uncle Hat said helplessly to the woman:
"Alright, ma'am, please leave your contact number. We will investigate this matter. There are surveillance cameras all around the hospital, so we're sure they captured what happened. We'll let you know the results by phone once we've finished our investigation!"

The woman looked surprised:
"I've already testified against him, do you still need evidence?"

The greasy man couldn't take it anymore; he felt this woman was embarrassing him and lowering his standards.

"Alright, alright, you can go back now. I'll call you later!"

The woman said, sounding a little aggrieved, "Don't you need me to stay here with you?"

The greasy man took a deep breath: "Really, no need. I don't know how long I'll be here. Didn't you get dumped? Go back and rest!"

"Then remember to call me!"

The woman lingered, turning back every few steps, and even glared at Hua Shier as she left.

Hua Shier laughed until her stomach hurt, pointed at the woman, then at the greasy man:

"A perfect match!"

The greasy man said sheepishly, "I met her at a dinner party a couple of days ago. I need to block her right away so she won't call me!"

After saying that, he actually took out his phone, called the woman, and blocked her number.

Uncle Hat was also speechless. Chaohua Twelve said:

“Although I don’t understand that woman’s thinking either, she called the police. We’ll check the hospital’s security footage later, and if they find out you really kicked her, they’ll arrest you!”

After saying that, he picked up a pen and paper, ready to take notes, and gestured to the greasy man and Hua Twelve:

"Let me tell you two. You got into a fight in the street, causing a 30-minute traffic jam. Do you know how serious that is?!"

"Alright, name, occupation, and why you fought!"

The greasy man protested:

"Officer, it wasn't a fight, he hit me! Look what he did to my face, and he even..."

He wanted to say that Hua Shier had kicked him in the groin, but this guy was too proud to admit it, so he swallowed back what he was about to say.

Hua Shierchao, a greasy man, sneered:

"Don't you have any idea why I hit you? My girlfriend and I came out of the Bund and you followed us for a full three kilometers. I circled around but couldn't shake you off. We were almost home, and I couldn't possibly take you home with me. What if you're mentally ill and you find out my address? That would be too dangerous!"

It was only then that Andy realized why Hua Shier had hit someone. Thinking that this person had been following them for so long, he couldn't help but look at the greasy man with disgust.

Uncle Hat had treated it as a regular fight, but now that it involved stalking, he immediately took it seriously and asked Hua Twelve:
"Everything you said is true!"

The greasy man quickly explained:
"I don't know who he is. I was just driving normally when he got out of the car and started hitting me!"

Uncle Hat looked at Hua Twelve: "You say he was following you, what evidence do you have?"

Hua Shier took out his phone and pulled up a video:
"This is the dashcam footage I uploaded to my phone. At 18:32 PM today, I filmed this person's car on the Bund. At 18:40 PM, 18:59 PM, and 19:05 PM, there were also videos of him following behind my car!"

"I drove around three streets during the whole process, and even took a detour when I was almost home, but I still couldn't shake him off. All of this is enough to prove that it was no coincidence that he was following my car, or that he was stalking me!"

Hua Shier was about to hand the phone to Uncle Hat when he said this:

"If you don't believe me, look at the evidence! It's irrefutable!"

The greasy man across from her looked uneasy; he knew he couldn't hide it anymore. After hesitating for a moment, he confessed:
"No need to look anymore. I was following his car, but I didn't mean any harm, and he can't hit me!"

Uncle Hat took the Hua Twelve phone: "Let me take a look first!"

He glanced at it and immediately handed the phone back to Hua Shier: "Isn't this 'Fast & Furious'?"

Hua Twelve said with a smile:
"I was brought here right after I hit someone, how could I have had time to upload the dashcam? I was just trying to trick him, but he got guilty and confessed!"

Uncle in the hat looked at the greasy man:
"Tell me your name, what you do for a living, and why you're stalking people!"

The greasy man hesitated for a moment, glanced at Andy twice, and then said:

"My name is Bao Yifan, and I know the lady next to him."

Andy exclaimed in surprise, "You're the young CEO of the Bao Group?"

She had met Bao Yifan once before, through Tan Zongming's introduction. He sounded somewhat similar to her, but because Bao Yifan had been beaten to a pulp by Hua Shier, Andy didn't recognize him at first.

Only when the other person revealed their identity did she realize that they were someone she knew. However, at this moment, Andy's eyebrows furrowed and her pretty face turned cold.
"Mr. Bao, I need an explanation!"

Uncle Hat asked sternly, "Tell me, why were you following this woman?" Bao Yifan felt he had completely lost face today, so he decided to give up and said to Andy:
"You can explain, but you can't get angry when I tell you. I have two things to say!"

"First, I'd like to schedule a time to discuss the acquisition of Hongxing with you. Old Tan said you don't agree to the Bao family's involvement. I'd like to ask why, and please give me a chance to sit down and talk!"

"Secondly, it's a personal matter. I personally feel that you perfectly meet my criteria for a partner in terms of appearance, knowledge, and ability. It would be beneficial for both of us to be compatible, so I want to pursue you!"

Andy looked at Xiao Baozong, whose head had been beaten up, and said in a serious tone that he wanted to pursue her. She found it both funny and infuriating.

She pointed to the door: "Your girlfriend just left!"

"We've already broken up!" Bao Yifan gestured with his phone to indicate that he had blocked her.

Andy said seriously, "Mr. Bao, I'm telling you very formally and seriously, whether you break up or not has nothing to do with me. I have a boyfriend, and you don't meet my criteria for a partner!"

Bao Yifan shrugged:
"How do you know I'm not right for you if you don't get to know me? As for your boyfriend..."

He looked at Hua Shier: "Brother, I'll give you five million. How about you leave Andy?"

Andy glared at Bao Yifan: "Mr. Bao, what do you take me for!"

Bao Yifan quickly waved his hand:
"Don't be angry. Isn't this normal competition? If he leaves you for five million, I'll have one less competitor. He gets the money, and you get to know someone better. Isn't that a good thing?"

Hua Twelve is speechless:

"Give me back five million? Is this Meteor Garden or a short drama? You didn't even ask if I have a ranch and tens of thousands of cattle and sheep!"

Uncle Hat laughed, then realized he was a law enforcement officer and quickly tried to cover it up by tapping the table:

"Alright, you two are putting on a comedy routine here!"

"Stop with the nonsense, how do you two plan to resolve this issue?"

"My suggestion is that since one of you stalked the other and the other physically assaulted them, neither of you is in the right. Just apologize to each other, the one who assaulted the other should pay for the victim's medical expenses, and the victim should write a letter of forgiveness. That will resolve the matter!"

"Of course, if you don't accept mediation, we'll take legal action and handle this matter according to laws and regulations!"

Little Bao asked Uncle Hat:

"May I ask, if we follow legal procedures, how should we proceed?"

Before Uncle Hat could speak, Hua Twelve provided the answer:

"Don't you have any legal knowledge? If you keep stalking someone, you'll be detained. But if it's just once, a verbal warning will suffice!"

"As for beating you into a pig's head, according to Article 43 of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, assaulting others or intentionally injuring others may result in 5-10 days of detention and a fine of 200-500 yuan. If the injury is determined to be at least minor, then it constitutes the crime of intentional injury!"

Even Uncle Hat was surprised: "You're a lawyer?"

Hua Twelve shook his head and laughed, "No!"

Bao Yifan asked in confusion, "Then how come you seem so familiar with it?"

Hua Shier humbly replied, "It's nothing, just my experience!"

If it weren't for the inappropriate setting, Andy felt he would have laughed so hard his abs would have gotten sore. Thinking about this guy's usual behavior, he'd already slept with him a few times since they met, so it was definitely based on experience.

Xiao Bao really wants to ask, what the heck is this "experience-based advice"?

Uncle Hat said to Bao Yifan:

"Did you hear what he said? He's absolutely right. But even though you didn't lay a hand on him, I still have to criticize you. Stalking people is wrong. Think about it carefully: do you want to accept mediation or go through the proper channels?"

Bao Yifan looked at Andy glaring at her, and said with a wry smile to Uncle Hat:

"Forget it, I brought this on myself. You're right, I'm not in the right either!"

"Okay, I'll accept the mediation. I don't want the medical expenses or anything like that; I'm not short of money. Just have that gentleman apologize to me, and we'll call it even!"

Uncle Hat looked at Hua Twelve.

Hua Twelve immediately stated:
"He stalked my girlfriend and tried to steal her away. I had no problem hitting him. If I had no problem, why would I apologize? That would just mean I was in the wrong!"

Uncle Hat looked at him speechlessly: "You seemed quite clear-headed just now, how come you're confused now? Fine, if you won't apologize, then let's go through the procedures, as you said, detention and a fine!"

Hua Twelve coughed lightly and handed over something:
"Look, this is my identification!"

Uncle Hat and Little Bao were both taken aback. Right, this person hadn't said what he did yet, and now he was showing off his ID. Did he have some kind of hidden identity?

The two looked at it at the same time and saw that the document read 'Disability Certificate'!
They were all speechless for a moment.

Uncle Hat opened it and looked: "Mental disability?"

Hua Shier straightened his suit:
"Indeed, I am unworthy, but I suffer from mild schizophrenia and paranoia!"

Xiao Baozong thought to himself, "Holy crap, is it that dangerous?"

Andy looked at Hua Shier with surprise, his eyes conveying the message: Didn't you say last time that he had a split personality? When did he develop paranoia?

Hua12: The main feature is flexibility. It's about choosing the disease that's most beneficial to me. It's all about T1000 making a decision online!

Hua Shierchao's Little Bao Zong sneered:

"You want me to apologize to you? Are you crazy!"

“I have this certificate. I’m saying that your stalking triggered my condition, causing me to have an attack, so I hit you. Not only will I not take responsibility, but I will also sue you for compensation for my emotional distress and lost wages. Yeah, I’m not going to work tomorrow, I’ll stay home and eat your food!”

He took out his phone and called his lawyer: "Hello, it's me. Yes, another person has been assaulted. Come and help me handle this!"

Xiao Baozong is quite eccentric; that word "again" is a bit scary!
Finally, lawyers from both companies arrived and argued fiercely on behalf of their bosses for over an hour before a settlement was reached.

The condition for reconciliation was that Bao Yifan, whose head had been beaten into a pig's head, apologized to Hua Shier and Andy for stalking them.

In addition, they compensated Hua Shier with 100,000 yuan for mental distress.

Xiao Baozong: I'm so frustrated! He has a certificate!

Although a lawsuit and a mental evaluation are needed, the wrangling goes on endlessly, and if word gets out, will Little Bao Zong lose all face?

Furthermore, when Xiao Bao Zong saw Hua Shier's legal team, he made a few phone calls and figured out their background. Not wanting to confront them head-on, he simply swallowed his losses!
As they walked out of the police station, Bao Yifan greeted Hua Shier, who was ahead of them:

"You must be Mr. Wang, the rising star in Shanghai's financial world, known as the Little Stock God. I really underestimated you before. But I'm serious about pursuing Andy. From now on, let's compete fairly!"

Hua Shier turned around and raised his middle finger at Bao Yifan:
"You just tried to steal my boyfriend right in front of me, and now you say you want to compete fairly with me? Do you really think I have no temper? Don't you know what it means to get into trouble because of your words?!"

Bao Yifan's lawyer immediately stepped in: "I can sue you for intimidation for what you just said to my boss!"

"I'm licensed, you idiot. I could beat up your boss and he'd have to pay me back. How could you be a lawyer like that!"

Hua Shier chuckled and left with Andy.

On the drive back to Joyful Ode to Joy, Andy kept laughing in the passenger seat.

As Hua Shier drove, he said, "That's enough, you've been laughing for ages!"

Andy couldn't help but laugh, "Oh, I can't help it! Just thinking about Bao Yifan's frustrated look makes me laugh. It's so funny, I can't stop!"

As the car entered Joyful Ode and reached the entrance of the underground parking garage, Andy received a call from Qiu Yingying. Upon answering, she heard an anxious voice on the other end:
"Andy, something's happened! Sister Fan's nephew was scratched by a stray cat in our neighborhood. It's quite serious, he's already been taken to the hospital!"

Hua Shier heard it clearly and shook his head helplessly:

"Well, when it rains, it pours. Now we might not even have enough money to mortgage the house!"

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