A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1365 Breaking News, King of Kung Fu! (Please Subscribe!)
Hua Shier never thought about marrying Andy, and he never even mentioned it when they were together. But he never expected Andy to propose to him. He was completely unprepared.

Others who came to celebrate with him were equally surprised.

The three girls in room 2202, Qiu Yingying and Guan Guan covered their mouths in surprise, while Fan Shengmei's eyes flashed with regret and loneliness.

But then, Qiu Yingying's scream instantly livened up the atmosphere, and her two mischievous friends, Yao Bin and Qu Lianjie, joined the girls from Ode to Joy in shouting:

"Say yes, say yes!"

Looking at Andy's expectant and ardent eyes, Hua Twelve sighed:

"To be honest, I've been married many times, but it's not often that a woman has proposed to me. So I'll reluctantly accept your proposal!"
He was telling the truth, but everyone around him thought he was joking and laughed.

Andy put the ring on his finger, then rolled her eyes at him with a smile: "You're such a jerk!"

The two kissed in public and then blew out the candles together.

The next morning, Hua Shier and Andy went to the Civil Affairs Bureau and received a marriage certificate, making Xiaoming's "brother-in-law" a real person.

In the last 24 hours in this world, Hua Shier accompanied Andy to do cardio, cardio, and cardio, faithfully fulfilling her duties as a husband several times, before being forcibly ejected from this world by the system at the last moment.

The familiar feeling of detachment descended with the darkness, and when Hua Shier opened her eyes again, she was somewhat dazed.

"Where the hell did I get this?"

The place he returned to was not his home, but...
New York, Brooklyn.

Having lived in New York City in many parts of the world, Hua Shier recognized the place at a glance just by looking at the surroundings.

I tried to call out to the system in my mind to ask if something was wrong, but there was no response.

Just then, a burly black man wearing a gold chain walked past him and bumped into Hua Shier, causing him to stumble.

This brought Hua Shier, who was in the middle of communicating with the system, back to his senses. Seeing that the black man had no intention of apologizing, he called out:

"Hey, apologize!"

The Black man suddenly turned around and began to curse:
"Get out of my way, you yellow-skinned brat!"

Hua Twelve raised his middle finger at the other party:
"Hey, do you know who you're talking to?!"

The verbal attacks immediately escalated the conflict. The black man couldn't stand hearing "that guy" and rushed up to punch Hua Twelve.

Hua Shier reached out and grabbed the black man's fist, intending to crush his knuckles and teach him a lesson so that he would be more polite in his interactions with others in the future.

But as soon as his palm touched the other's fist, Hua Shier felt something was wrong; he couldn't block the other's strength.

He immediately twisted his hips and turned around, using the opponent's strength to perform an over-the-shoulder throw, slamming the black man heavily to the ground with a thud.

Before the other party could get up, Hua Shier unleashed a flurry of Ip Man punches on the black man's head.

If it were his previous strength, without deliberately controlling the force, one punch would have turned the opponent into mincemeat, the ground would have collapsed, and the entire city of New York would have shaken. But now, even after more than a dozen punches, he only managed to knock out the black man in front of him.

Those around watched this scene in astonishment, exclaiming in surprise.

As Hua Shier straightened up, he realized the problem. Not only could he not contact the system, but his power also seemed to have disappeared. Suddenly, he saw his current appearance in the reflection of the shop window next to him.

Some handsome young men have Asian features, but unfortunately, that's not him.

Seeing police officers rushing towards them out of the corner of his eye, Hua Shier kicked the black man again and turned to run. No matter what the situation was, he had to get out of there first.

Although he was physically weak, he still had experience and managed to shake off the police in less than ten minutes, reaching another block.

After confirming the safety, we tried to communicate with the system again and check for any transmitted memories, but found no clues and the system was still out of contact.

Hua Shier had no choice but to rummage through his pockets to see if he could find any clues about the body or the identity of the inhabitants.

He pulled a wallet from his left trouser pocket, which contained ten dollars, two one-dollar coins, and the body's driver's license.

The photo on the driver's license is of Hua Twelve in this body. His name is Stephen Zhou, and he appears to be of Chinese descent, and he is only 19 years old.

Hua Shier touched his right pocket and was taken aback. The next moment, he took out more than a dozen small transparent plastic bags from his pocket, each containing white powder.

"I rely on!"

There's no need to ask, it's not number four, it's definitely Kokain.

"Fuck you, Stephen, what the hell are you doing?!"

A young white man who looked sickly ran over quickly, shielding Hua Shier's hand with his body, his face filled with anger and panic.

"Get the hell out of here! Do you want to die?"

Hua Shier calmly put the item back into his pocket, then said to the person who came:
"Sorry, I bumped my head just now and I can't remember a lot of things. Can you tell me who I am, what I do, and who you are? Also, what's the thing in my pocket?"

The man stared at Hua Twelve in disbelief:
"Bullshit, Stephen, are you kidding me? I'm Kyle, your best brother!"

Hua Shier shrugged; "I really don't remember. I think I need to see a doctor!"

He didn't comment on what the other person said, but the look in his eyes didn't seem like that of a good brother!

Kyle's attitude was indeed very bad:

"What's the point of seeing a doctor? So what if you've lost your memory? Anyway, you don't have any memories from the past ten years or so. I'll just tell you!"

Kyle looked at Hua Twelve with suspicion, clearly not quite believing his story, but still told him about the past.

The two grew up in the same orphanage. After they turned eighteen, they roamed the streets and became henchmen of Wild Wolf Had, the leader of a small gang in Brooklyn, responsible for selling illegal drugs on the streets.

Hua Shier was in charge of the next block, while Kyle was in charge of this street. He found it strange when he saw Hua Shier running over here, and when he saw him take out medicine in the street, he was afraid of causing trouble, so he quickly ran over.

"Oh, that's it!"

Hua Twelve suddenly realized, and then said:

"Kyle, I'm not feeling well today. Can I go back to my place and rest first?"

Kyle roared:

"If you don't earn a thousand dollars, Boss Had will teach us a lesson. If you drag me down with you, you'll be sorry!"

Hua Shier suddenly realized that this so-called best friend's relationship seemed to be only so-so. He nodded and said, "Don't worry, I'll go back and rest for a while, I can come out again this afternoon!"

Kyle angrily raised a middle finger at Hua Twelve and said:
"Come with me!"

In a messy and dilapidated rented room, Hua Shier closed the door behind him and then punched Kyle in the pressure point on his neck.

Although he has a different body and no longer has the same physical abilities, his experience remains. This punch rendered Kyle unable to resist, but he was able to remain sufficiently conscious.

"Stephen, what the hell are you trying to do?"

Hua Shier found a Glock on Kyle:
"Damn it, you call yourself a good brother, but you won't let me use this good stuff!"

After saying that, he used the handle of the pistol to smash Kyle's head repeatedly: "You tricked my feelings!"

Half an hour later, Hua Shier had extracted the information that Kyle knew from him:

"Alright Kyle, as your best brother, I'm going to tell you a lesson today: those who try to fool others never end well!"

After he finished speaking, he grabbed Kyle's hair with one hand, lifted his head forward to expose the back of his head, and then struck Kyle's brainstem with his right phoenix-eye fist. The next moment, Kyle's eyes bulged, his retina became congested with blood, and he stopped breathing a few moments later.

As Kyle had previously instructed, Hua Shier successfully located the hidden US dollars; there weren't many, only a little over three thousand.

He took the US dollars and went out to Chinatown to find a traditional Chinese medicine shop. He bought dozens of kinds of medicinal herbs, and then went to a pet store to choose poisonous pets such as snakes, centipedes, geckos, and toads.

Back home, following the prescription from memory, he combined the essence of the five poisons with dozens of medicinal herbs to produce the corpse-dissolving powder.

Then the first one was the Kyle experiment.

Only after Kyle's body turned into yellowish water in the bathroom and flushed down the drain did Hua Shier leave, satisfied, and head to a nearby small bar, which was the lair of Wild Wolf Had.

It was already afternoon, but the small bar didn't open until evening. Right now, it was full of gang members. Since Hua Shier's body was a gang member, it was easy for him to get in.

An hour later, Hua Shier came out carrying a shoulder bag containing two hundred thousand US dollars. All the gang members and the goods had been flushed down the sewer.

These drug dealers certainly deserve to die, but Hua Shier had already figured it out in Japan last time. Isn't it good that they poisoned a hostile country like Japan? There's no need to call for war. So this time, his killing wasn't for anything else, nor for money. It was all incidental. His main purpose was to get rid of some unnecessary trouble for his new identity.

Hua Shier didn't know what was going on, nor how long he would have to stay in this world. He needed a safe and comfortable environment.

With the money, Hua Shier planned to move to a different place, but before that, he went to a sports brand store and changed into a new set of clothes from head to toe.

When Hua Shier came out of the store, it was already getting dark. He was about to go find a hotel when he suddenly noticed a young white man brushing past him.

He recognized the person; he must have seen him before, but he didn't have a strong impression of him. However, he was certain that he had met this person in the real world.

When the white youth left, Hua Shier turned around and followed behind him, wanting to see if this person was some kind of character in the story.

The white man seemed a bit immature, walking around while making random hand gestures, as if he were practicing Chinese kung fu, like tiger claw, eagle claw, and snake form, while also providing audio for these movements, saying things like "Hoo hoo ha ha, ah da, adugan!"
Hua Shier found it amusing and didn't disturb him. He wanted to follow the other person to find out where he lived and then ask about him later.

But at that moment, Hua Twelve suddenly sensed something and turned to look in one direction:
"No way, how did he end up here?"

Several figures quickly approached, one of whom was particularly familiar, as it was his clone in the Main God Space.

At this moment, the clone seemed to sense something as well, and looked over in surprise. Their eyes met, and the clone's eyes were filled with shock. It was clear that the soul of its original body was hidden inside the unfamiliar body opposite it.

Hua Shier glanced at the white youth in front of him, then at his own clone, and turned to enter a side alley.

The group that had been rapidly approaching exchanged glances. The clone said, "It might not be him. I'll go check. You guys go protect the characters in the story!"

The others nodded and quickly followed the white youth, but did not get close, instead protecting him from a distance, while the clone went into the alley.

In the alley, the clone remained silent, clearly restricted by the main god and unable to reveal information. However, he had other methods, just as Chu Xuan in 'Infinite Terror' was able to bypass the main god and successfully transmit information. Hua Twelve's clone had an even more convenient and better way.

He formed a hand seal, creating a shadow clone that merged with his main body, transforming into energy. The information it carried was also received by the main body's soul.
In fact, the original body and the clone should be in perfect harmony, but the clone seems to be shielded and interfered with by the main god, which reduces the telepathic connection between Hua Shier and the clone to a minimum. They can only sense each other, but cannot know the clone's memories.

Upon receiving the message from the shadow clone, Hua Shier instantly understood what world this was and why the white youth from earlier looked familiar.

So this world is the world of 'Kung Fu King', and that white young man is the male protagonist of this world.

The clone entered this world five minutes ago with the mission of 'protecting Jason in completing his mission and eliminating the extraterrestrial demons!' Failure will result in annihilation!

According to the plot of 'The Forbidden Kingdom', Jason's mission is to revive the Monkey King with the Golden Cudgel.

As for extraterrestrial demons
"So, the extraterrestrial demon refers to me?"

Hua Shier didn't say it aloud. Instead, he used the energy he had just absorbed from the shadow clone to create another shadow clone. He then merged the clone with the message he wanted to convey, allowing the clone to understand his current situation.

As for why Hua Shier was certain that he was the extraterrestrial demon, it was mainly because when he learned that this was the world of Kung Fu King, his first thought was to kill Jason.

Damn it, that lousy movie was a complete disaster. I was furious when I watched it.

This movie tells the story of the Monkey King in the Eastern fairy realm who was sealed away for 500 years by the law enforcer, the Jade Emperor, for causing havoc at the Peach Banquet. Then, 500 years later, a spineless white young man in New York is threatened by thugs and tricked into opening the door of a shop that sells Chinese antiques.

While those thugs were robbing him, the young white man accidentally triggered the golden cudgel stored in the antique shop, successfully traveling to the immortal realm and thus beginning his overpowered journey.

In the celestial realm, this white youth thrived. First, he was protected and taught martial arts by two great masters, Brother Long and Brother Jie. Then, he won the heart of the beautiful Little Dragon Girl. Finally, he not only defeated the Jade Emperor and saved the Monkey King, but also won Liu Tianxian's first kiss.

When I first watched the movie, I was furious and cursed the screenwriter and director as idiots.

With such a cast and such a large investment, you'd think they were going to pull off something big, but they ended up making a huge mess of things.

This film is arguably the worst movie that Jackie Chan and Jay Chou ever made in their lives, without exception.

The clone understood the original's thoughts and nodded helplessly, clearly saying that there should be no mistake. Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence that the main god sent a reincarnator to do something just as you noticed Jason?

At the same time, both the clone and Hua Twelve understood one thing: since the main body's mission clashed with the main god's mission, it was time for the clone to complete its mission and disappear.

After all, the clone can't really kill the main body just to complete the mission, and if the mission fails, it will be eliminated by the main god, so the clone is destined to end its mission.

Seeing the clone's helpless expression, Hua Shier chuckled and said, "Alright, hurry up and get some energy over here!"

The clone made a multi-shadow clone hand seal, then split into hundreds of shadow clones, all of which merged into Hua Twelve's body, transferring 90% of his power to the latter.

In an instant, Hua Shier's body gained the ability to protect itself.

The clone Chaohua nodded at twelve, as if to say goodbye, and immediately left the alley to chase after his companion.

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