A hundred flavors of life

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Upon hearing the information provided by Gou Changzi, Hua Shier immediately perked up. In the original story, it was because Zhang Xiaomei ran away with a Korean and left behind a highly insulting letter that Zhao Hailong couldn't think straight and committed suicide by jumping into the river after drinking.

Hua Shier, having transmigrated, plans to do two things regarding his friend Zhao Hailong.

The first thing was to help his brother and try to avoid the tragedy of Zhao Hailong's wife cheating on him, but it seems that the effect has been limited.

The second thing is to deal with that Korean who abducted a married man.

He had been wondering where to find the Korean guy from the original storyline, but now he's delivered himself right to his doorstep.

Hua Shier asked Gou Changzi, "Has that Korean left yet?"

Dog Intestines shook his head: "They haven't left yet. I reckon they'll be there in a while, in the small private room on the second floor!"

Hua Shier took out a small stack of money, about a thousand yuan:
"Well done. Here, take this. Remember to let me know if anything comes up in the future!"

Gou Changzi glanced at the money, and his expression changed:
"No way, what are you doing? We became friends after a fight, you know? I only told you this because I considered you a friend, and you give me this huge sum of money? Who do you think you are? Are you trying to insult me?"

"I'm telling you, if you keep acting like this, I'm quitting my job here, you know?"

Hua Shier smiled and took the money back:

"Okay, it was my fault this time. I apologize, and from now on we're buddies!"

"Sigh, I've known you for so long, and this is the first time you've spoken human language!" Dog Intestines said with great satisfaction.

"Get lost! You're the one who doesn't speak human language. I'm not going to argue with you anymore. I'm going inside to take a look!"

Hua Shier entered Dingqinglou, greeted Sister Zhou at the front desk, and was about to go up to the second floor when he saw Zhang Xiaomei carrying a bowl of hot and sour soup out of the kitchen.

Zhang Xiaomei held the bowl, her face beaming. She was usually very critical of Zhao Hailong, and it was rare to see her smile like this.

Upon seeing Hua Shier, Zhang Xiaomei paused, her smile fading slightly, and greeted him, "Brother Cui."

Hua Shier nodded: "Why are you so happy today, Xiao Zhang? What's the good news?"

A hint of awkwardness flashed across Zhang Xiaomei's face, then she smiled:

“Brother Cui, didn’t you say you would bring my Hailong along to do business? I’m so happy just thinking about it.”

Hua Shier smiled and pointed out something to her:
"Hailong and I are buddies, this is only natural. You should live a good life with him, there will be many happy things in the future."

Zhang Xiaomei lowered her head slightly: "Okay, Brother Cui, I'm going up now."

After saying that, he hurriedly went upstairs to the second floor.

But she didn't notice that as the two brushed past each other, a strand of her hair had silently fallen into Hua Shier's hand.

Hua Shier put Zhang Xiaomei's hair into his storage space, followed her upstairs, and watched her enter private room 203. He waited for a long time, but she didn't come out.

He used his X-ray vision to look inside and saw seven or eight guests in the private room. One of them, a man in his early thirties dressed in a suit, was the Korean man who took Zhang Xiaomei to South Korea in the original story.

At this moment, the man with the stick was holding Zhang Xiaomei's hand, smiling as he spoke to her.

The two were very close, almost whispering to each other, their behavior quite ambiguous.

Zhang Xiaomei was not offended at all; on the contrary, she smiled shyly, and all the guests at the table showed knowing smiles that men would understand.

Hua Shier saw this, sneered, and went straight into Li Xiaozhen's finance office.

At the restaurant, the accountant gets off work earlier than the waiters. Hua Shier plans to take Li Xiaozhen home first and then come back to stake out the place, hoping to catch them red-handed that night and teach them a lesson.

When leaving Dingqing Tower, Hua Shier asked Gou Changzi to keep watch, and the latter readily agreed, saying it was no problem.

Hua Twelve pondered for a moment:
"If anything happens, use the front desk phone to call my cell phone. Don't say anything over the phone; it's not good if Sister Zhou and the others hear. Just use the code phrase, 'Heavenly King covers the Earth Tiger.'"

Dog Intestine nodded repeatedly at first, but when he heard the code, he looked disgusted.
"That's too old-fashioned. We might as well just stew goose in an iron pot!"

Hua Shier smiled and said, "Alright, I won't argue with you, let's do it this way!"

After driving Li Xiaozhen home, Hua Shier said he had something to do that evening and started heading back towards Dingqinglou. He was only halfway there when his cell phone rang. He answered, and a dog-like voice came from the other end:

"Pork ribs stewed in an iron pot!"

Hua Shier was completely bewildered: "Isn't it stewed goose?"

Dog Intestines said urgently:

"The geese have all flown away, you'd better hurry up!"

Hua Shier realized what was happening and sped up, shouting, "Wait for me at the entrance!"

In less than a few minutes, the Mercedes-Benz stopped in front of Dingqinglou. Gou Changzi opened the door and got into the passenger seat.

"When I called you, they had just left and headed west. Hurry up and chase after them. The license plate number is XXXX. I'm telling you, those two are definitely having an affair. That Korean guy came out first and waited in the car, and then Zhang Xiaomei took leave early and secretly got into that car!"

Hua Shier started the car and chased after it on the west side of the street, while simultaneously spreading his divine sense to instantly lock onto the car that Gou Changzi had mentioned.

When he caught up with the car, it had already stopped in front of the Linyi Hotel, which was the earliest hotel open to foreigners in Donglin City, across from the train station.

Hua Shier didn't follow too closely and parked his car across the street.

It was already dark by then, and Zhang Xiaomei, separated by a street, had absolutely no chance of seeing his car.

When Gou Changzi saw Hua Shier park the car, he shouted, "Follow him! What are you looking at?"

Hua Shier said calmly, "To catch a thief red-handed, to catch an adulterer in the act, I'll go over after they go into the room!"

Seeing Zhang Xiaomei get out of the car with a man and enter the hotel, Hua Shier then instructed Gou Changzi:
"You stay in the car, I'm going to arrest them!"

Dog Intestines shook his head and said, "No way, I have to get involved in this."

Hua Shier casually tapped the dog's neck, and the dog's eyelids drooped: "Hey, why can't I open my eyes?"

He had already fallen asleep before he could finish speaking.

Having completely confused Gouchang, Hua Shier didn't get out of the car. Instead, he used his divine sense to lock onto Zhang Xiaomei and the man. The two of them took the elevator to the sixth floor and entered a guest room.

As soon as they entered the house, the two hugged each other and then fell directly onto the 'boat'.

Hua Shier took out Zhang Xiaomei's hair, wrapped it around his fingertip, and cast a spell. The hair turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared from his fingertip.

The next moment, inside the hotel, Zhang Xiaomei suddenly frowned, then showed a pained expression, as if she was enduring something. But the pain came too quickly, and she suddenly screamed; she couldn't bear it any longer.
At the crucial moment, Zhang Xiaomei suddenly developed an upset stomach and couldn't control it, so she defecated.

A dozen minutes later, Zhang Xiaomei, who had just taken a quick shower and was still smelling bad, was kicked out of the room by the Korean man. Two 100-won bills were thrown in her face, and the Korean man cursed:
"Damn stupid woman, get out of here and never let me see you again."

Zhang Xiaomei picked up the money, ran out of the hotel in a disheveled state, got into a taxi while crying, and quickly left.

Hua Shier shook his head. Ignorance is truly terrifying. According to this year's exchange rate, two hundred Korean won is worth more than two RMB, which isn't even enough for the bus fare. This woman is truly despicable!
After Zhang Xiaomei left, Gao Linan locked himself in the bathroom and washed himself more than a dozen times with toiletries.

He had just changed into his pajamas and emerged clean from the bathroom when a spark appeared out of thin air behind him. The spark drew a circle in the air, and then a hand reached out from the circle and pulled him inside.

When Hua Shier grabbed the Korean man by the neck, he sealed his acupoints, causing him to faint. Then he dragged the man from the hotel to the back seat of the Mercedes-Benz, turned around, started the car, and drove towards the suburbs.

After driving for more than an hour, Tiger Head arrived at a deserted place.

Hua Shier got out of the car, opened the back door, dragged the Korean man out, then casually released his pressure points and kicked him in the groin, instantly bringing him back to his senses in excruciating pain.

The Korean man clutched his crotch and rolled around on the ground, yelling things like, "Damn it, you bastard, I'll kill you."

He clearly hasn't figured out what's going on yet.

Hua Shier took out the same shovel as Feng Baobao and started hitting him hard on the head. Of course, he didn't use much force, just the strength of an ordinary person. Otherwise, if he hadn't controlled himself, he would have killed the guy with a little force.

After beating the Korean man until he was covered in wounds and blood, Hua Shier stopped and said to him, "Think carefully, do you know what you've done wrong?"

The Korean man was in a terrible state. His face was swollen like Doraemon's, his nose was bleeding, and his eyes were swollen into slits. He remembered what had happened before. He was in a hotel when he lost consciousness and woke up in this desolate place where he was being beaten up.

He suddenly understood, and said in a trembling voice:
"Have I been kidnapped? I can give you money, please don't hurt me."

Hua Shier stopped him from guessing and directly stated:

"Idiot, do I look like a kidnapper to you? Let me give you a heads-up, that waitress you've got your eye on is my good brother's wife. So, what do you say we do about this?"

Goryeo-nam then realized that it was because of that damned woman.

He yelled, "I didn't do anything to her! I really didn't do anything! I'll give you money, I'll pay you back!"

Hua Twelve sneered:

"This isn't about money. You, a brat from a vassal state, dare to come to the suzerain state and ruin someone's marriage, seducing a married man. How much do you want to die?"

After he finished speaking, he picked up a shovel and started digging a hole. This shovel was a special tool that increased the digging speed by 500%. With Hua Twelve's strength, he dug a hole in just a few strokes.

Seeing this, Goryeo-nan ignored his pain, got up, and limped away.

In the darkness, a gunshot rang out!
The Korean man collapsed with a thud, then howled and clutched his left knee, his screams echoing across the surrounding area.

Hua Shier put away his pistol, walked over, grabbed the Korean man's ankle, and dragged him back.

The Korean man, seeing that he was about to be buried alive, waved his hands repeatedly:

"No, no, I like my suzerain country. I'm here to invest in you. I'm your good friend. You can't treat me like this. Look how well I speak the Chinese language."

Hua Shier put down the shovel, not in a hurry to kill him, and asked with a smile:

Really?

The Korean man nodded vigorously:

"I swear, I'm an expert on China, I truly love China, and I'm your good friend."

"Huaxia expert? Then let me test you. If you pass the test, I'll let you off this time. If you can't answer, I'll bury you right here!"

Hua Shier pointed to the pit in front of him, then, ignoring the trembling Korean man, asked directly:
"Listen carefully, here's the question: A male stag runs faster and faster, what does it eventually become?"

The Korean man tentatively replied, looking rather pathetic: "A running stag?"

"Wrong! The faster the stag runs, the faster it becomes—a highway!"

Korean man:
Hua Shier laughed heartily: "Little brat, you got it wrong, don't blame me for that!"

The Korean man pleaded desperately, "Please, please give me another chance."

Hua Twelve pondered for a moment and said:

"Alright, what can I say, I'm just a kind person. Let me ask you another question: What's a long, white thing that's harmful to your health if you smoke it?"

The Korean man's eyes lit up; he was 100% certain he would answer this question correctly.

"It's cigarettes, cigarettes! You said you'd let me go if I answered correctly, sob sob sob."

Overjoyed, I finally encountered an easy question.

Hua Shier laughed loudly: "Wrong answer! You little brat, you're dead!"

The Korean man was furious: "You're lying! It's long and white, and smoking it is bad for your health. What else could it be but a cigarette?"

Hua Shier chuckled: "I'll let you die knowing why. The correct answer is—the spine!"

The Korean man was completely baffled. Although it was a pretty vivid description, who the hell would answer "spine" to this kind of question?
Hua Shier snapped his fingers: "Didn't expect that, did you!"

After saying that, he swung a shovel and knocked the Korean man unconscious.

Well, the Korean man's comment about investing in the suzerain state saved him.

Hua Shier originally intended to treat it in an environmentally friendly way and let it return to nature, but when he heard that he was there to invest, he decided to let him go.

However, while he could escape the death penalty, he could not escape punishment. Hua Shier immediately used his double-handed technique to modify the other party's memory, deleting the events of that night and healing the gunshot wound on his leg to avoid causing trouble. He ignored the other injuries.

Then implant a memory into him that the Korean man injured himself.

Hua Shier also increased the amount the other party wanted to invest by five times, and even changed the other party's orientation, making them like old men instead of beautiful women!

Consider this a 'minor' punishment for the other party; after all, Hua Shier is too soft-hearted.

After doing all this, Hua Shier drove Gou Changzi back to Dingqinglou, and used his double-handed method to wash away her memories of what started tonight before releasing her acupoints to awaken her.

Dog Intestines woke up and wiped his face:

"Oh my god, how come I'm still asleep? We've been chatting and not smoking, and you didn't even wake me up! What time is it?!"

He opened the door and said, "I'm going back now!"

Hua Shier called out through the window, "Let me take you!"

"No need, I live right here!" Gou Changzi waved his hand, got out of the car and left.

After dealing with Gao Linan, Zhang Xiaomei cannot be let off the hook either.

Although this woman didn't go all the way, the facts proved that she wasn't a reliable woman.

When Hua Shier got home that night, after Li Xiaozhen had fallen asleep, he took out his laptop and used the information stored in the AI ​​to search for the information he wanted.

Zhang Xiaomei never gives her husband Zhao Hailong a kind look, and she even wants to have an affair. Isn't she just relying on her good looks?

Hua Shier wanted to deprive her of this support, to see how arrogant she would be in the future.

The next day, Hua Shier went to the machinery factory. When he entered the office, Zhao Hailong and Liu Ye were both quite surprised:
"Brother Cui, what brings you here?"

I missed you guys, come over and chat!

After chatting with the two for a while, Hua Shier suddenly asked Zhao Hailong:
"Hailong, do you like Xiao Zhang because you like her pretty face, or because you like her as a person?"

Zhao Hailong chuckled:
"Of course I like her! Do I look like someone who cares about appearance? Inner beauty is true beauty!"

"What if she became a very fat woman? Would you still like her?"

"Absolutely!" Zhao Hailong said with certainty.

In the afternoon, Hua Shier went to Dingqing Tower and, using the "biologist" ability he obtained in "Under One Person World", secretly cleared the "Ruminococcus tortifos" from Zhang Xiaomei's body!
This is the information that Hua12 found from the AI ​​yesterday.

The polypeptides secreted by Ruminococcus twitchis can act like hormones, promoting the body to burn fat and improve blood sugar. Zhang Xiaomei lost these 'fat-burning instructions', resulting in reduced energy consumption and making her more prone to storing fat.

Okay, Hua Shier just wants to turn Zhang Xiaomei into a big fat woman, and then see who would want her, so that she'll be rejected even if she wants to have an affair, and she won't be able to be unreliable.

That's not all; eliminating beneficial bacteria is only the first step.

The second step involved Hua Shier using his biologist skills to guide Zhang Xiaomei to multiply certain obesity-related bacteria, such as certain Firmicutes bacteria, and enhance their efficiency in extracting energy, making them more effective at absorbing calories from food, thus leading to obesity.

From that day on, Zhang Xiaomei visibly gained weight, like an inflating balloon, gaining twenty pounds in a week, which made the woman so overweight that she became withdrawn.

The key issue is that this obesity continues!
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