A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1560 It's me again? (Please subscribe!)
Hua Shier was admitted to a hospital designated by the police station, in a private VIP ward, enjoying the same treatment as a cadre.

On the morning of my first day in the hospital, my neighbor came over for a visit.

An elderly man, who claimed to be a retired leader from a certain unit, walked into the ward and strolled around with his hands behind his back, as if inspecting a work site. Then he began to pry: "Young man, you don't look very old. What illness brought you here?"

Hua Shier thought about it carefully and replied, "It might be a mental illness. They said they need to give me a mental evaluation before they can let me out."

The neighbor's smile froze slightly, he coughed, and, unwilling to give up, continued to ask:
"You're joking, young man. What specific symptoms do you have that require a specialized evaluation?"

Hua Twelve speaks the truth:
"I only killed a few people and crippled several others. But I don't think I have any mental problems. Sir, look at me, my words and actions are perfectly normal."

"Hey? Grandpa, don't go! Slow down, grandpa!"

Watching the old man run away as fast as he could, his slippers flying off, and flee from his hospital room, Hua Shier looked away and couldn't help but chuckle.

"This old man is in pretty good physical condition."

The old man went home and called the police. After verification, it turned out to be a misunderstanding.

However, after the misunderstanding was cleared up, the old man didn't dare to stay in the next room any longer and applied to change rooms that same day, moving away.

No sooner had the old man left than another man moved in next door that afternoon. This man was quite interesting; he was very informal and came over with a chess set, cheerfully knocking on the door, insisting on playing a few games with him.

Hua Shier had nothing better to do, so he played chess with him. In "Old Uncle's World", he was the park chess king and had never lost!
As a result, he won fifteen games in a row. In the last game, the eldest brother looked at his king, who was checkmated again, his face turned red, and he collapsed, clutching his chest.

Hua Shier was startled. He pressed the call button for the nurse while helping to push the person into the operating room.

I later found out that this guy had actually been hospitalized because of a heart attack; he couldn't handle any more stress. Losing fifteen games in a row and not dying out on the spot was already a testament to his resilience.

Hua Shier wiped his sweat, thinking to himself: "You should have said you had a heart condition earlier. Besides, if you can't handle losing, why play chess? You can only win, right?"

He waited outside the operating room for a while, thinking that if the patient couldn't be saved, he would lend a hand. Otherwise, it wouldn't be right for someone to die on the first day of hospitalization!
Fortunately, the surgery was successful. Hua Shier suddenly realized why this older brother dared to play chess even though he couldn't stand losing. He must have something to rely on. He's tough!

Xu Pingqiu called very quickly.

Old Xu asked curtly on the phone:

"What can I say to you? Can't you just behave yourself? The hospital has already complained to me. Do you know you're staying in a VIP ward, surrounded by leaders? And what did you do? On your first day, you scared one away and almost sent another away."

Hua Shier himself felt that this matter had gone a bit too far, and replied with a laugh: "It's really not my fault. Would you believe me if I said it was an accident?"

Xu Pingqiu went on and on, repeatedly telling him not to cause trouble, before finally hanging up the phone.

That evening, his classmates from the police academy all came to see him.

Mouse, Zhang Meng, Wang Shenxiu, Luo Jialong, Zhou Wenjuan, An Jialu, and even Jie Bing came.

An Jialu specially brought toiletries and a change of clothes for Hua Shier, and even the underwear was new, which she bought herself.

After entering the room, she didn't say much. Like a quiet wife, she gently started helping him tidy up his things.

Seeing this, the others immediately started to tease her, making faces and making faces, which made An Jialu blush bright red.

Only Jie Bing stood to the side, her eyes reddening, and finally couldn't help but speak:

“Jialu, Yu Zui isn’t sick at all. He has hands and feet. Why are you doing these things for him?”

Before Hua Shier could speak, Mouse was the first to object, standing up for his brother:
“I said, Jiebing, that’s enough. A beautiful lady is sought after by a gentleman. If you didn’t win her over, you should generously wish her well, instead of whining like a woman.”

Zhang Meng, Wang Shenxiu, and Luo Jialong also chimed in:

"Yeah, Jiebing, can't you be a man for once? Don't let your buddies look down on you."

Zhou Wenjuan quickly tried to smooth things over: "Alright, alright, let's all keep quiet."

After saying that, he turned to Jie Bing and said, "We're all classmates and will be colleagues in the future, so let's not make things so awkward. You and Yu Zui are both very outstanding, but Jia Lu is an adult and she has her own choices."

As the person involved, An Jialu finally made a statement, her tone calm yet resolute:
"Jiebing, we were close when we were in school, but that was just the getting-to-know-each-other stage, and I never made any promises to you. Now I understand my own feelings, and I think we're not a good match. I hope you can respect my choice."

Hua Shier originally wanted to say something to Jie Bing, but seeing the situation, Jie Bing was almost becoming a public enemy, especially An Jialu's statement, which made him very satisfied, so he simply stopped bullying Jie Bing.

Jie Bing's face turned bright red, her lips moved several times, and finally she managed to squeeze out the words:

“Jialu, I’m afraid you’ll be fooled by him! This kid violated regulations during his undercover work. Sending him to the hospital is a form of internal investigation. It’s uncertain whether he can ever wear a police uniform again. How can you associate with someone like that?”

Before he could finish speaking, An Jialu interrupted him, her voice low but clear and distinct, drawing a clear line between them:
"That's enough, Jie Bing, classmate. I hope that from now on, our relationship will be limited to these two forms of address. Please don't call me Jia Lu anymore, and don't get too close to me, I'm afraid Yu Zui will misunderstand!"

The mouse users immediately started making a fuss.

Jie Bing couldn't stay any longer and turned to leave. At the door, he paused, then left without turning back, saying:
"An Jialu, and all of you—you will see who is truly superior, me or Yu Zui." With that, she covered her face and left.

Hua Shier had sharp eyes and immediately noticed that Jie Bing was covering his face not for any other reason, but because tears were falling. He covered his face with his hands so that no one else could see.

He sighed, and unusually, spoke a fair word:

"Actually, I think Jie Bing is pretty good in many ways, except that he's a bit rigid, not very tactful, and a little less attractive than me."

“Eek—” A row of middle fingers were raised in unison in the ward, including An Jialu and Zhou Wenjuan.

Everyone thought he was being hypocritical, having gotten a good deal.

Actually, they really wronged Hua Shier; that's what he genuinely thought.

Jie Bing looked down on Yu Zui not only because he was her love rival, but also because she couldn't stand the roguish air about the original owner of the body.

But putting aside his personal grudges with Yu Zui, Jie Bing is at least a good policeman. According to Xu Pingqiu, Jie Bing provided clues during the training camp, which helped the police solve a human trafficking case. He has been conscientious and hardworking since joining the force.

His only mistake was probably standing opposite Hua Shier and becoming his love rival.

“I’m a magnanimous person, with a heart as vast as a prime minister’s. Believe it or not,” Hua Twelve added, earning another round of middle fingers in return.

An Jialu suggested going out for dinner, but Hua Shier helplessly pointed to his hospital gown:
"That won't do. Old Xu gave me a strict order: I'm not allowed to leave the hospital until the internal investigation is over. Violating discipline is no joke."

An Jialu took out her phone and waved it:

"Let's order takeout then. I see your ward is quite spacious, with a sofa and coffee table, so let's eat here. What would you like to eat? It's on me."

Just then, the ward door was pushed open, and a voice came from the doorway: "Take me with you when you eat."

Everyone turned around, and there was Lin Yujing, the big-breasted woman.

A group of people quickly stood up to greet her: "Sister Lin."

Hua Shier leaned back on the hospital bed and asked lazily, "What are you doing here?"

Lin Yujing looked at him with a half-smile and slowly announced:

"Let me formally introduce myself. For the next period of time, I will be responsible for your psychological assessment and any possible follow-up treatment."

"You?" Hua Shier looked incredulous, while the others exchanged surprised glances.

Lin Yujing seemed to have been waiting for their expressions. A smug look appeared on her face as she crossed her arms and calmly presented her resume: "I have a psychology degree and am a nationally certified psychological counselor. The team has assigned me to conduct a psychological evaluation for you. Do you have any objections?"

Everyone was somewhat surprised. Was he that amazing?
Hua Shier understood somewhat; this was most likely Xu Pingqiu's arrangement.

Old Xu was worried that he wouldn't pass, so he specially arranged for Lin Yujing to conduct a psychological evaluation for him. Any problems could be discovered in advance and resolved internally, so as not to delay his future.

He gave a thumbs up and said with a grin, "You're awesome, I have no objection."

Lin Yujing nodded in satisfaction: "Okay. After we finish eating, I'll give you a preliminary psychological test."

An Jialu ordered a lot of food, all of which were dishes that everyone loved.

The ward was warm and cozy, with a group of people eating and chatting.

During the meal, when the topic of Mouse and Little Sister came up, Hua Shier learned that the two had actually confirmed their relationship and were about to get married.

He swung his fist and punched Mouse in the chest: "Well done, Fatty. Everyone else is exhausted from training like dogs, but you, on the other hand, managed to snag a cute girl and win her heart during training. Nobody else can do that."

The mouse proudly raised its head and shamelessly said:
"Look at me, my looks speak for themselves. In our dorm, I'm number one in looks, you're number two, the rest are just average..."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Zhang Meng, Wang Shenxiu, and Luo Jialong pinned him to the bed and began to beat him mercilessly.

While taking sides, Hua Shier directed, "Pound his kidneys, make him ineffective."

The mouse was stuck and couldn't move, which scared him so much that he begged for mercy, "Godfathers, you mustn't!" Several girls next to him were laughing so hard they almost choked.

The meal ended in a lively atmosphere. After cleaning up the food containers, everyone looked at Lin Yujing with curiosity, wanting to see how she would conduct a psychological assessment of Hua Shier.

Hua Shier leaned back on the sofa and casually beckoned with his finger:

"Come on, bring it on, I can handle any move you have."

"Okay, let's get started then."

Lin Yujing smiled and then said to the others, "You can answer my questions as well."

Mouse clapped his hands: "This is good, this is good, it's perfect for us to evaluate as well."

Lin Yujing cleared her throat: "Please listen to the questions. First question—who needs to go to the hospital every day?"

Mouse was the first to answer: "The patient!" Everyone else nodded in agreement, and apart from Hua Shier, no one thought there was anything wrong.

Hua Shier leaned back on the sofa, uttering four words with a disdainful expression:
"It's a doctor. You bunch of idiots, you even got such a simple question wrong!"

The others were stunned for a moment before they realized what was happening and nodded in understanding.

Mouse slapped his forehead in frustration, exclaiming, "Damn it, we've been tricked!"

Lin Yujing nodded to Hua Shier: "Correct answer, it's a doctor. Second question: A black man and a white man got married. Will their baby have white or black teeth?"

Zhou Wenjuan was the first to answer: "White!" The others blindly followed suit: "Yes, Black people's teeth are white too, it has nothing to do with race."

Hua Shier chuckled and lazily remarked, "Newborn babies don't have teeth."

Everyone: "."

Lin Yujing snapped her fingers, put away the record board, and announced with a smile, "Correct answer. Okay, I announce—you failed the preliminary test."

Hua Shier was filled with questions, and suddenly sat up straight:
"Big-breasted lady, explain yourself clearly. I answered everything correctly, so why didn't you pass?"

The others nodded in agreement, and An Jialu anxiously pressed on, "Yes, Sister Lin, Yu Zui answered both questions correctly, so why do you say he didn't pass?"

Lin Yujing smiled and looked at everyone, then slowly gave her explanation:
"Look, none of you normal people got it right, but he got them all right. What does that mean? It means he's not normal."

The mouse opened its mouth, and for a moment it actually seemed to make sense: "That makes sense."

"What kind of logic is that!" Hua Shier pointed at Lin Yujing, furious. "You, surnamed Lin, you did this on purpose, didn't you? This is just a riddle!"

Lin Yujing corrected him in a serious tone:

“Wrong. This is an assessment of a person’s logic. You’ve seen the logic of normal people—” She pointed to the mouse and the other people: “But your thought process is completely on a different wavelength from normal people. So, you’re not normal.”

"You're the one who's not normal!" Hua Shier jumped up, ready to settle the score with this woman. What do you call this? Ingratitude!

Lin Yujing had anticipated this move and had already gotten up, quickly retreating to the doorway. She waved to him, her smile carrying the composure of a victor.

"Alright, I'll head back now. Just wait for my next evaluation and treatment." With that, he quickly slipped out the door, and as the door slammed shut, a slipper slammed against it.

"Abnormal my ass! Come back here if you dare!"

While desperately trying to hold onto the Hua12, the mouse couldn't help but add fuel to the fire:
"Yu'er, I think Big-Breasted Sister's words aren't entirely unreasonable. Look, all of us normal people got them wrong, but you got them all right."

Another close friend, Zhang Meng, chimed in, stroking his chin thoughtfully.
"And look at Yu'er's energy, it seems like she has a bit of mania."

After they finished speaking, the two of them couldn't help but laugh, and Hua Shier punched them both.

After making enough noise, Zhou Wenjuan checked the time and said she had to go back to her dormitory. The others also got up to say goodbye.

When Hua Shier saw them to the door, he took advantage of the moment when no one was looking to gently squeeze An Jialu's palm, then quickly gave her a wink. An Jialu blushed, didn't say anything, and followed the others with her head down.

Fifteen minutes later, she turned back, pushed open the door, her face as red as a boiled shrimp, and stood in the doorway, asking softly, "Why did you call me?"

"Of course I'm lonely by myself, so I'm having you keep me company here." Hua Shier slammed the door shut and pulled her inside.

That night, talented men and beautiful women composed poems and exchanged verses. Except for the final step of leaping over the dragon gate, they basically did everything they were supposed to do.

A few days later, the internal investigation officially began in the ward.

Hua Shier recounted the details of each conflict without any concealment.

All his violent actions were taken when he was threatened, constituting emergency self-defense. The chain of evidence is complete and the logic is clear.

After the investigation was completed, the conclusion was delayed.

A few days later, Xu Pingqiu came to the hospital in person.

After he sat down, he took a sip of water and then dropped a bombshell:
"In order to save his own life, Fu Guosheng confessed to two more superiors. One was in Hong Kong Island, and the other was in Northeast China. Both were very important big fish."

Hua Shier was furious when he heard this:

"No, Lao Xu, how could someone like Fu Guosheng survive? Do you know how many goods he handled?"

Xu Pingqiu raised his hand to signal him to calm down, and explained in a deep voice:

"It depends on how much merit he makes in his attempt to atone for his crimes. I'm telling you these two things now because the higher-ups have decided to continue the investigation. We plan to send people to make contact with these two leads and lure them into a trap."

Hua Shier understood everything after hearing the first half of the sentence:
"Infernal Affairs? It's me again?"

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