A hundred flavors of life

Chapter 1566 Keep Your Little Wolfdog in check! (Please subscribe!)
"Why are you acting like this? You're putting on face powder, wearing those black leggings, and those big red high heels!"

This witty song from the internet of the future, combined with Hua Shier's stage presence, completely blew the audience away at 'Suanle Bar'.

On the way back, Hua Shier wiped the lipstick stains off her face with a wet wipe while complaining to Li Bala:
"This guy is too handsome, which is a problem. He attracts too many women. If I hadn't trained, I probably would have been eaten alive by these vixens on the spot."

Li Bala spat to the side: "Pah!"

Then he turned around and explained in a serious tone, "Don't misunderstand, I didn't spit on you, a hair got into my mouth."

Hua Shier didn't even lift his eyelids: "Guess whether I believe you or not."

Li Bala didn't dwell on this topic, but instead asked:
What exactly does 'de' mean?

She was from the South and had heard this word from the North before, only knowing that it wasn't a nice thing to say, but she didn't really understand its specific meaning.

When they were at the bar, Hua Shier was pointing at her singing, and the words "black body pants" and "red high heels" made Li Bala feel like they were describing her.

"Then you've come to the right person."

Speaking of this Hua Twelve, I'm no longer sleepy:

“‘De’er’ is a word that is understood implicitly in the North; most people can’t really explain it clearly. Let me explain it to you in detail.”

"I won't go into the specific meaning of it, as that's easy to break the rules. I'll mainly talk about its derogatory connotation—when someone is being 'dull,' you just need to combine elements like 'naive, stupid, silly, and lacking common sense!' and that's pretty much the gist of it."

Li Bala immediately exploded: "Then what are you saying about me?"

Hua Shier immediately denied it: "I never said that. However, if someone agrees to some strange request from someone else, then that's just taking it personally."

Li Bala paused, turned around, and stared at him suspiciously:
"You were following me?"

Hua Twelve smiled faintly:
"I just happened to be passing by and saw that you two were in such an ambiguous position, even doing a wall slam, so I didn't have the heart to disturb you. But since you're my distant cousin, I'll kindly remind you that Zhang Yang isn't a good person. You'd better stay away from some unethical things, or you might get your comeuppance."

When Hua Shier watched the movie "The Left Ear" before, he might not have believed in this. But now that he himself is Erlang Shen, looking back at the original plot where Li Bala was betrayed by Zhang Yang and died tragically in a car accident, it might not be a case of karma.

Instead of getting angry, Li Bala laughed and tilted her head to examine Hua Shier's expression.

"Have you fallen for me?"

Twelve Chinese Black Men with Question Mark Faces:

"Are you a clown hired by the Monkey King? Or did the Monkey King's seventy-two transformations in Journey to the West give you some kind of illusion?"

He pointed at Li Bala, then at himself, "With our looks, do you think you're good enough for me?"

After saying that, Hua Shier took off running.

Li Bala took off her red high heels, swung them around, and hurled them at him, yelling, "Go to hell!"

The friendship between these distant cousins ​​capsized so easily that Li Bala returned to her usual unfriendly attitude towards Hua Twelve.

Of course, Hua Twelve didn't care.

The next day, instead of taking the bus to school, Hua Shier walked a street and waited at the intersection.

A moment later, He Yuanyuan was seen riding over on her bicycle.

Upon seeing Hua Shier, she swerved her car to the other side.

Hua Shier caught up in a few strides and grabbed the back seat of the car:

"Didn't we agree yesterday when I brought you back that we'd ride one bike to school? That way I won't even need to buy a bike."

He Yuanyuan gripped the handlebars with a wronged expression: "Coco, I didn't agree to that either."

Hua Twelve laughed and said persuasively:
"As we all know, when a girl says 'no,' it means 'yes,' and when she says 'no,' it means 'okay.' I understand that. So, I'm asking you now, how about we ride one bike to school from now on?"

He Yuanyuan's mind went blank for a moment, and following Hua Shier's train of thought, she blurted out, "Then... I'll say okay?"

"Hey!" Hua Shier laughed and sat on the back of her bike. "Since you've agreed, hurry up and ride with me on your back."

And so, a scene of a small horse pulling a big cart unfolded on the street: the petite He Yuanyuan pedaled hard, while the tall and strong Hua Shier sat on the back.

Ignoring the stares of passersby, Hua Shier remained unconcerned and shamelessly told He Yuanyuan, "Your physique isn't up to par, you need to exercise more, you know? From now on, you'll be the one giving me rides on your bike!"

He Yuanyuan wanted to cry. By the time she finally arrived at school, she was covered in sweat.

The little girl was not only mentally exhausted, but her legs were also tired.

Hua Shier wasn't ungrateful; before morning self-study, he took out beer and grilled sausages and placed them on the table.
"My first grilled sausage before the college entrance exam, to replenish my energy. I still need it to carry me home tonight."

He Yuanyuan: "."

Before they knew it, school was over. Hua Shier and He Yuanyuan had just pushed their bicycles out of the bike shed when they saw a crowd of students leaving school gathered in the direction of the school gate.

Upon closer inspection, Hua Shier slapped his forehead. Why was this girl so disobedient?

Li Bala was standing on the roof of the mailroom at the school gate, wearing a white dress and a flower wreath on her head. She held a sign in her left hand that read "I love Xu Yi" in red ink, and a sunflower in her right hand.

The overall design makes her look like a Greek goddess with a mental illness.

Two security guards below the mailroom were looking up and shouting at her to come down quickly, but she ignored them completely.

Just then, Xu Yi walked to the school gate, and Li Bala shouted at him:
"I love Xu Yi! I love Xu Yi! I love Xu Yi—"

Hua Shier couldn't stand it any longer and shouted towards the roof:
"Li Xiaojuan, what's wrong with you? Do you have bird flu?"

Li Bala's face flushed instantly. She turned and glared at Hua Shier, correcting him through gritted teeth:
"My name is Li Bala!"

"Your name is Li Xiaojuan! What are you doing, still trying to pull me down! Get down here right now and stop causing trouble."

As Hua Shier spoke, he cupped his hands in a respectful gesture to the surroundings, his tone earnest:
"This idiot isn't very bright, he's a lunatic. Sigh, everyone please be understanding, please be understanding."

whoosh-

Li Bala was so angry that she threw a sunflower at him: "I'll beat you to death, you bastard!"

Hua Shier casually caught it and handed it to He Yuanyuan:

"I'll treat you to some sunflower seeds. Don't be shy, help yourself."

Since Hua Shier invited her to watch the game yesterday, He Yuanyuan has become somewhat accustomed to her deskmate's approach.

She accepted the sunflower with a hint of annoyance, but didn't throw it away, because this was the first time she had ever received flowers as a gift, even if it was just a sunflower.

Li Bala jumped down from the mailroom, ready to confront Hua Shier aggressively.

Hua Shier remained completely calm and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Where are the security guards? Arrest this troublemaking brat and take her to the police station! Didn't you see she was trying to storm the school gate and attack an innocent student like me?!"

His shout brought the two security guards, who had only been verbally persuading him, back to their senses, and they took off chasing after Li Bala.

Seeing this, Li Bala didn't bother to settle scores with Hua Shier anymore. She jumped onto a red bicycle at the school gate and disappeared in a flash.

Hua Shier chuckled and shouted at her retreating figure, "You're lucky you ran fast."

After saying that, he walked to Xu Yi's side, patted him on the shoulder, and earnestly advised, "Don't overthink it. This girl isn't right for you."

Xu Yi's face turned as red as a monkey's bottom, and he stammered, "No, no."

After saying that, he left in a hurry.

Hua Shier shook his head as he watched him flee in disarray.

These well-behaved boys are at the age where they're just starting to fall in love, and it's too easy for them to fall for a wild girl like Li Bala.

Not far away, Zhang Yang, who was standing with Jiang Jiao, saw Hua Shier interfere with his plans, and his face visibly darkened.

Jiang Jiao noticed his unusual behavior and turned to ask, "What's wrong?" He could only force a smile, "Nothing. Wait for me a moment, I'm going to the restroom."

Zhang Yang made an excuse to leave, slipped into an empty alley, and called Li Bala.

As soon as the call connected, he bombarded him with questions: "What are you doing? I told you to seduce Xu Yi, why are you paying attention to Yu Tianlong? I promised you that if you handled this matter well, you could do whatever you wanted."

When he finished his call and came out, the Jiang family's luxury car was already waiting at the school gate. Jiang Jiao leaned out of the car window and waved to him. The two of them got into the car together and went back to Jiang Jiao's house to review their lessons.

At Jiang Jiao's house, Zhang Yang went to the bathroom to wash his face while reviewing his studies, and his phone, which was on the table, suddenly vibrated.

Jiang Jiao picked it up and glanced at it; the caller ID displayed the letters 'BL'.

As Zhang Yang came out of the restroom, Jiang Jiao held up her phone and asked directly, "Someone just called you. Who is BL?"

Zhang Yang's expression changed drastically. He snatched the phone from her hand, his voice rising in anger:

"You're looking at my phone? Who gave you permission to look at my phone?!"

Jiang Jiao retorted confidently:
"Don't forget who bought your phone! I bought it for you, what's wrong with me taking a look?"

When it comes to living off women, Zhang Yang is the type who can only do it but not talk about it; living off women is his style.

Jiang Jiao's words struck a nerve with him. He stopped arguing, put his phone away, picked up his bag, and slammed the door shut without looking back.

Jiang Jiao was so angry that she smashed all the cushions on the sofa one by one, her chest heaving violently, tears welling up in her eyes.

Just as she was about to explode, the security guard's voice came through the intercom: "Miss, someone claiming to be your classmate is looking for you."

Jiang Jiao's first thought was that Zhang Yang had returned. Before she could even wipe away her tears, a smile had already appeared on her face.

But then she realized something was wrong. Zhang Yang was her boyfriend, and everyone knew the security guard at her house. He would never use the phrase "claiming to be your classmate".

She walked to the door, turned on the video surveillance, and her expression immediately turned to surprise and confusion: "How could it be him?"

A few minutes later, Hua Shier was led by a servant into the Jiang family's ridiculously large living room.

He looked around, whistled, and exclaimed sincerely, "No wonder Zhang Yang would look for you. Your family is quite powerful."

Jiang Jiao's eyes were still red, and her tone was both sharp and aggrieved:

"What do you mean? Zhang Yang genuinely likes me, not just because of my money!"

As she said this, she suddenly became alert, staring warily at Hua Twelve:
"We're not acquainted, are we? What are you doing here?"

Without further ado, Hua Shier pulled out a digital camera, displayed the photos, and handed them over.

"It's nothing serious. I just came to tell you—keep an eye on your little wolfhound and make sure he stays away from my cousin."

Jiang Jiao was already prepared to kick him out when she heard his rude manner. But when she looked down at the photo on the camera screen, she froze on the spot as if she had been struck by lightning, and the next second she snatched the camera away.

The screen showed the scene from the night of the basketball game, where Li Bala was cornered against the wall while following Zhang Yang.

There was a street lamp directly above their heads, providing ample light. The two people in the photo were in an ambiguous pose, their faces almost touching.

Jiang Jiao's tears streamed down her face, her voice trembling:

"Zhang Yang, you bastard!"

After saying that, she burst into tears, so heartbroken that she swayed and looked like she was about to fall to the ground.

Hua Shier couldn't bear to see a girl in such pain, so he reached out and pulled her into his arms, gently patting her back while silently marveling at his own kindness.

When Jiang Jiao had finished crying, she came to her senses and realized her face was pressed against Hua Shier's chest. Her face flushed instantly, from her neck to her forehead. She pushed him away, took two steps back, and, blushing, added a curse:
"You're an idiot too."

Hua Shier didn't bother arguing with her, put away her camera, and waved her hand:

"Remember what I said. Keep your little wolfhound in check, and don't cause trouble for my cousin. Otherwise, even if your dad is the richest man in the world, I won't give Brother Su any face. Let's go."

Jiang Jiao quickly shouted, "Give me the camera!"

"You seem to know me quite well. You just ask for things without even asking. It's over three thousand yuan."

Hua Shier didn't even turn his head. He waved his camera and strode away. Jiang Jiao chased after him, shouting that she wanted to pay for it, but he ignored her completely.

Jiang Jiao's father is the richest man on Dongshan Island, and his influence in the local area is self-evident. With just one phone call, information about Li Bala and Hua Shier, which was publicly available, was in her hands the next day.

It just so happened that the next day was the weekend, and Jiang Jiao had invited Zhang Yang and a group of friends out for dinner. Just as the atmosphere was reaching its peak, she suddenly stood up, raised a DV camera, pointed it at Zhang Yang, and asked in a voice that could be heard clearly throughout the entire private room:

"Zhang Yang, I have a question for you—whose kiss was sweeter, mine or Li Bala's?"

The entire private room instantly became so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Zhang Yang's smile, which was on his face just a second ago, froze instantly, his expression as if someone had pressed the pause button.

Meanwhile, Hua Shier was also busy this weekend. He bought a lot of ingredients and returned to Grandma Li's house, planning to cook for the old lady himself. At the same time, he called He Yuanyuan and invited her over for dinner.

Just as He Yuanyuan was about to find a reason to refuse, Hua Shier calmly added:
"If you don't come, I'll go to your house and drag you here by force."

He Yuanyuan recalled her deskmate's domineering style of always keeping his word, and knew he was capable of doing it, so she had no choice but to agree.

After hanging up the phone, Hua Shier thought for a moment and then dialed Li Bala's number again:
"I'll cook something delicious tonight. You can come back if you want, or not if you don't."

Li Bala agreed readily:

"Go back, why wouldn't I? You always say you can cook, I want to try your food and see if it's edible, or if you're just bragging. Oh, and make a lot, I'll bring a friend along."

Hua Shier thought she was going to bring Zhang Yang back, so after hanging up the phone, she started to ponder—should she use Xingyi Quan or Bajiquan tonight?

It wasn't lunchtime yet, but He Yuanyuan arrived first, still looking incredibly dowdy. She stood timidly at the door, asking if there was anything she could help with; she had come early to assist.

Just before dinner was about to start, Li Bala finally arrived with her friend. Hua Shier glanced at her and realized that it wasn't Zhang Yang, but Li Er.

"This is my new friend, Li Er!"

When Li Er saw Hua Shier, her eyes widened in surprise: "You...?"

Li Bala introduced, "This is my cousin, and he's from your Tianzhong."

On the day of the basketball game, she didn't pay attention to Li Er, assuming that it was the first time she and her cousin had met.

"You don't need to introduce us, we're classmates."

After Hua Shier finished speaking, he turned to Li Er and casually explained, "I'm her distant cousin, we're not that close."

"Pah. Who wants to be intimate with you?" Li spat.

Li Er recounted how she met Li Bala, which was similar to the original storyline. They met at the same noodle shop, and when they came out it was raining, so she lent Li Bala an umbrella.

They bumped into each other again today and had a particularly pleasant chat. Plus, Li Er had witnessed Li Bala's confession at the school gate and admired her boldness in loving and hating, so she accepted the invitation immediately.

Hua Shier was speechless after hearing this, and earnestly reminded him:
"You'd better be more careful. If you think someone is nice and go with them, you'll end up being sold off abroad sooner or later."

Since Li Er was already there, Hua Shier simply had her call You Ye over as well.

The originally planned family dinner was changed to a classmate reunion.

Hua Shier put in seventy percent of his effort for this meal. Grandma Li ate an extra bowl of rice, and the young people ate until they were stuffed. The three girls, in particular, were so full that they looked like they were several months pregnant, leaning back in their chairs and rubbing their bellies.

After dinner, Grandma Li went out to play cards, leaving the house to a few young people.

Hua Shier, toothpick dangling from his mouth, glanced smugly at his spoils and slowly concluded:
"With my cooking skills, aren't you amazing? One meal was enough to make you all bloated."

Yuta chuckled.

The three girls spat at him at the same time, even He Yuanyuan, who was usually the most introverted, was not spared.

A few people were chatting idly when Yuta's pager went off.

He borrowed Grandma Li's landline to make a phone call back, and after hanging up, the expression on his face was indescribably strange.

Li Er asked with some concern, "Yuta, what happened?"

Yuta turned to Hua Twelve, his tone tinged with uncertainty:
"Do you have a computer here? I heard that Zhang Yang was caught cheating by Princess Jiang, who filmed it and posted it in the class group."

Hua Shier immediately perked up. He thought Zhang Yang had someone else, and Jiang Jiao had exposed him. His eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh:
"Such a good thing? Wait here, I have a notebook, I'll go get it right away."

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