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Chapter 947: Demonic Seal Long Eyebrows! (Please order the whole thing!)

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The power of faith, which has integrated three hundred years of filth in the world, continuously flows in from places with Chinese culture all over the world. However, this world has been conquered by Hua Shier, the Emperor Shengzong of the Ming Dynasty. Seventy percent of the world's land is Chinese, which makes the accumulated power of faith even more turbulent.

Although religious beliefs have declined in the Dharma Ending Age, the deity conferred upon Changmei is particularly domineering. Most people may not go to the temple to burn incense, but they cannot avoid going to the toilet. As long as there is a urinal or a toilet, there will be carvings of Changmei and other earthly immortals.

In this case, in the Dharma-Ending Age, the power of faith that Changmei can obtain has already surpassed that of the righteous gods of individual religions.

Therefore, this polluted power of faith was as vast as the ocean and surging as the tide. Such a huge amount of faith was integrated into Changmei's soul, making it impossible for him to refuse it or cast a spell to block it.

The soul of the long-browed celestial being was driven insane by the filthy power of faith. He could no longer control the incarnation of the alien demon and could not maintain his original form, revealing his demon body.

The negotiation expert accompanying him was almost frightened to death: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

The surrounding police officers also pointed their guns at Changmei.

Whoosh~!

Behind Changmei, a tentacle like a steel cable split out and instantly pierced the expert's shoulder. Amidst his screams, he was pulled in front of Changmei by the steel cable. A trace of madness and bloodthirstiness flashed in the eyes of this demon. The next moment, he grabbed the negotiation expert with several arms at the same time and bit him.

It happened in a flash. From the time Changmei split the steel cable to the time he bit the negotiation expert's neck and sucked his blood, only a second passed. The police around him had no time to react at all.

After they reacted, the policemen immediately pulled the trigger at Changmei, but the bullet did not cause any harm to Changmei. Instead, more tentacles like steel cables split out of his body and pierced through the surrounding JCs one by one.

Zi Zang was stunned, thinking that didn't his master warn him to commit fewer crimes and accumulate external skills? Why are they so unrestrained after becoming immortals?

He called out quickly: "Master, Master"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zizang retreated violently, but Changmei did not recognize anyone and attacked him. Perhaps he knew that Zizang was much stronger than those policemen, so Changmei split out more than a dozen tentacles and came towards Zizang at the same time.

"The Three-era Vidyaraja, with a diamond shield on his body!"

  Zi Zang made a Dharma seal with his hands, and a phantom of a statue appeared behind him. The statue had a pig head, three eyes wide open, fangs exposed, a vajra in the right hand, a sword in the left hand, and was covered with tiger skin. He looked extremely powerful. It was none other than the Vajra Subduing Demon, one of the Five Great Vajras in the Secret Book, the Vajra King of Three Ages!

The moment the statue appeared, golden light emerged from its entire body, as if forming a layer of golden protective shield outside the body.

  clang clang clang.

There was a series of sounds like a heavy hammer hitting a bell, and the dozen or so tentacles like steel cables hit the golden light, causing sparks to fly everywhere, like hitting steel.

Changmei now had six arms on one head. The six arms kept grabbing living people around him and stuffing food into his mouth. His mouth was like that of a vampire or a beast, sucking blood in big gulps. In the blink of an eye, he had sucked seven or eight people into mummies.

When he found that he had not captured Zi Zang, the three arms on his right side pointed backwards casually, and three purple-green sword energies burst out like lasers, directly blasting through Zi Zang's golden shield and making three holes in his body.

The time comes at night.

In the villa that Hua Shier rented, he ordered a lot of takeout and several people were eating.

Yi'an and Wu Le already had a good relationship. At this moment, the former recalled that when he traveled through ancient times ten years ago, it was the young Wu Le who saved him, and he had an even better impression of him.

The same goes for Wu Le. He liked Yi An, otherwise he wouldn't have sacrificed himself to save the other person.

Thinking of the fate they had in their childhood, Wu Le ate while looking at Yi An with a silly smile.

Although Yi An had a good impression of Wu Le, she was a shy girl. Seeing him smiling at her, she couldn't help but stepped hard on Wu Le under the table. The latter cried out, but she glared at him and the sound of pain was immediately suppressed.

  They were all eating at the same table, and no one was blind. Naturally, the interaction between the two could not be hidden from Hua Shier and Qian Songyi. The latter asked with a gossipy smile:

"You two are a couple?"

Yi An wanted to say no, but thinking of some of the things that had happened between the two of them in the fight for the crystal dagger, he blushed and said nothing. Wu Le continued to laugh foolishly when he saw this.

Hua Twelve knew the plot and explained to Cheon Song Yi: "They have been married, so according to ancient rituals, they are considered husband and wife!"

Then he told Cheon Song Yi this story.

During the Ming Dynasty, a crystal dagger fell into the home of a wealthy family. The wealthy family had a daughter who married a son-in-law. Wu Le, who got the news, kidnapped the son-in-law on the way in order to get the crystal dagger. He put on wedding clothes, pretended to be a son-in-law, and went to the rich family's house to worship heaven and earth with the bride.

Wu Le originally planned to knock the bride unconscious in the bridal chamber, then take the opportunity to sneak out, grab the things and run away. However, after drinking the wedding wine, he became dizzy, and it turned out that the bride had drugged the wine.

It turned out that the bride was also an imposter, who kidnapped the bride and pretended to enter the bridal chamber.

The bride is Yi'an.

Yian thought the same as Wule did, to knock the groom unconscious in the bridal chamber and take the opportunity to steal the treasure.

So the two impostors collided.

  Although their identities were fake, the two of them really worshipped heaven and earth, which could not be faked. According to ancient rituals, they were a proper couple, there was nothing wrong with that!

Wu Le and Yi An looked at Hua Twelve in surprise, not understanding how he knew that.

Cheon Song Yi was laughing so hard that she almost died. She didn't expect such a coincidence to happen. The old man was thick-skinned. Although he felt a little embarrassed, he continued to watch his wife laugh foolishly. Yi An couldn't stand it anymore. His face was as red as an apple and his head was lowered like a roast chicken. He didn't even eat his meal. He threw down the chicken leg and wanted to hide in the house.

But at this moment, an urgent news broadcast came on TV. The police reminded all citizens of Seoul that the police would conduct a temporary anti-terrorism exercise tonight. The exercise would cover the entire city, so a curfew would be imposed in Seoul from now on, and the time of lifting it would be to be determined.

The police remind all citizens to stay at home and not go out, lock doors and windows, draw the curtains, and do not turn on the lights.

Wu Le looked up at the chandelier on the ceiling of the living room and asked, "Should we turn off the lights?"

Yi'an has already learned about the changes that have taken place in modern times through Hua Twelve. For example, before she traveled to ancient times, this place was called Seoul, and now it is called Hancheng, as if the name had never been changed more than ten years ago. What's even more exaggerated is that everyone now speaks Chinese, and Goryeo has become a province of the great country.

At this moment, she looked at the TV in surprise: "Have other rules been changed as well? I have never heard of a curfew before!"

Hua Twelve frowned and said, "Something is wrong. It's not that simple!"

He asked Yi An to turn off the lights and draw the curtains as the TV said. Hua Shier went to the garage and asked Cake to search the truth of the matter on the Internet and project it on the TV in the living room.

On the way back to the living room from the garage, Hua Shier suddenly felt that it was a bit inconvenient to communicate in this way all the time. He decided to ask "Cake" to create an avatar or something on his phone. Then, not only would it be convenient for him to communicate with "Cake", the intelligent brain, but his smartphone would also become a real smartphone.

Back in the living room, there was a burst of snow on the TV screen, and then the voice of "Cake" was heard, telling Hua Twelve that it had hacked into the encrypted network and found something, and then played video images on the TV that would never appear on the Internet or TV.

The first video clip was captured by the SWAT team's body camera. It starts with them receiving the mission and rushing to the abandoned factory, and ends with Changmei turning violent and starting a killing spree without recognizing anyone.

  After watching the whole process, Hua Twelve had a strange look on his face. He quickly got up and ran to the bathroom, where he saw a circle of gods carved in the toilet, including Changmei, Xuan Zhenzi, Miaoyi Zhenren, Kuxing Toudao, Xun Lanyin, etc., all very lifelike!

However, these people all had their eyes closed, and the female sword fairy Xun Lanyin covered her face with her sleeves.

Hua Shier laughed out loud, because these were all images designed by him personally. The reason why he closed his eyes was because he was afraid that some people would be embarrassed and ashamed to relieve themselves if stared at by the eyes of these statues.

These statues had not yet been built during the Ming Dynasty, and public toilets across the country were still under construction. Unexpectedly, three hundred years later, they had already formed customs and beliefs.

Hua Shier also understood why Changmei became like that, because in the Ming Dynasty time and space, he had established a rule in his plan to confer gods.

The inspiration for that rule came from the prayer wheel in Miben. Every rotation of the prayer wheel is equivalent to chanting a sutra and praying for blessings.

This statue of the deity is similar. Every time a person irrigates the toilet, it is equivalent to offering a piece of faith to the subordinates of the toilet god. In addition to praying for peace, those who are sick can also pray for blessings such as quick recovery from surname diseases and gynecological diseases, and that the water will not split when sprinkled.

Although the beliefs are not pure, they are numerous and often carry filthy luck. Even if a Yin God with a priesthood has such beliefs, he still needs to purify and refine the filthy luck. Those rotten sweet potatoes and stinky bird eggs in Emei will be in big trouble if they want to cultivate immortality unless they change their ways to the gods.

The one who was in bigger trouble was Changmei, because he traveled through time and space and arrived three hundred years later. The power of faith containing foul luck had accumulated for three hundred years and suddenly erupted. Even if he changed his way to the gods, it was too late. It was doomed to pollute his soul.

Now Changmei has only two options. One is to ask a powerful Westerner to help him remove the filth and purify his faith with Buddhist teachings.

The second way is to abandon the status of a celestial being, self-destruct, and leave a trace of divine consciousness to enter reincarnation and cultivate again, so as to completely get rid of the entanglement of these filthy destiny.

But neither of these is so easy to achieve.

First of all, this is the Dharma Ending Age, the earth is cut off and the sky is connected, and the sacred is not visible. Unless Hua Shier is kind enough to bring Changmei back to the Ming Dynasty, it is impossible to find a great Buddhist to help him purify his faith. As for whether Hua Shier will take him back, just go to sleep, anything can happen in dreams.

Secondly, from the video, Changmei's soul was polluted and his mind was disordered. He seemed to be influenced by the alien demon and turned into a murderous demon. In this situation, it would be difficult for him to wake up and make a decision.

What's more, even if Changmei had a moment of clarity, could he be so decisive in giving up his position as a celestial being?

So the reason why Hua Twelve laughed was that he was sure that Changmei was dead.

At this time, outside came the screams of Cheon Song Yi and Yi An, Hua Twelve hurried to the living room, and saw the three people in the living room staring at the TV, but it was a new video screen of Chang Mei that was searched by "Cake". It was still a video screen shot by the police body camera, but judging from the time display on the video, it should be a real-time screen that is happening.

The picture seems to be of a factory, with broken limbs everywhere. The owner of the law enforcement recorder is following a fully armed special police team, quickly crossing the area into another factory building.

Immediately afterwards, intensive gunfire was heard in front, and the owner of the law enforcement recorder rushed in with a submachine gun. As soon as he entered the factory, the special police in front of him suddenly had his bulletproof vest pierced by a metallic tentacle as thick as a walnut. Immediately afterwards, the owner of the law enforcement recorder also let out a scream, and then the picture spun around, and finally the camera was aimed at the roof of the factory.

Although the picture was unstable, the fierce gunfire and human screams never stopped.

Following several explosions like grenades or RPG rocket launchers, the camera shook slightly, and then a figure soared into the sky, broke through the factory ceiling and flew out. It was the demonized version of Changmei.

The scene changed and showed a picture taken by another camera.

A black shadow emitting blood light was flying rapidly over the city in the sky. Several helicopters were chasing it relentlessly from behind, with the onboard machine guns firing at full power, spraying half-meter-long tongues of fire at the figure.

The figure was Changmei.

A missile with a tail flame came from a distance and hit him.

  A huge fireball exploded in the air. Hua Twelve and his companions could hear the police cheering in the video, and someone else shouted in Chinese:

"Good job!"

But in the next moment, a tentacle stretched out dozens of feet from the center of the fire and directly penetrated the windshield of the helicopter. The next moment, the sky was spinning, and then the helicopter seemed to have a violent explosion, and the picture was interrupted again.

The screen flashed, and 'Cake' had switched to satellite images for several people.

Judging from the satellite images, dozens of helicopters have arrived. Machine guns, missiles, and all other means are unable to do anything to the Demonic Long Eyebrows. In less than half a minute, seven or eight helicopters disintegrated and exploded in mid-air.

Hua Shier was getting a little restless. Originally, he thought that this was Goryeo and Changmei could do whatever he wanted with it. But the Chinese voice of "well done" in the video just now made him realize that this was the territory of Ming Dynasty after three hundred years of naturalization.

"We can't let Changmei cause trouble like this. You guys stay here and don't go out. I'll think of a solution!"

Hua Shier said that and immediately ran to the garage, got in the car and left. The other three also ran over and wanted to get in the car and go with him, but this guy ignored them. The car turned into a spaceship, soared into the sky, and went to the battlefield.

At this time, the battlefield had moved to Myeongdong Street, and a large number of surrounding buildings were damaged. When Hua Twelve arrived, he locked Changmei with the spacecraft's laser cannon and immediately pressed the shooting button. The alien artillery fire was much more powerful than similar weapons on Earth. After one laser cannon after another, Changmei's demon body was already a bloody mess.

However, although Changmei was injured, he recovered quickly and his wounds healed in a breath. Perhaps because he was in pain from the beating, Changmei abandoned the armed helicopter that was chasing him and went straight after the Hua 12 spaceship.

This is exactly what Hua Shier wanted. Instead of letting the Changmei people wreak havoc on Ming Dynasty soil, it would be better to lead them to other countries and let the latter harm the foreign devils.

He maneuvered the spacecraft to turn around at high speed and flew southwest.

Today he was in the library learning about the history of this world.

In this world, Europe, North America, and Australia are all the territories of the Ming Dynasty. Most of the foreigners have gone to the African continent to compete with the Nigerians for land. I heard that their military strength is not weak and they have nuclear weapons. The land there is vast and the resources are abundant, which is just right for Changmei to make trouble.

But what Hua Twelve did not expect was that as soon as the spaceship set out to sea, Changmei felt something, or perhaps had some concerns in Goryeo, and even though he was possessed by a demon, he no longer followed the spaceship, but turned around and flew back.

How could Hua Twelve let him go back? The spaceship chased after him and bombed him again, attracting Changmei to chase after him. As a result, as soon as they went out to sea, Changmei went back again. This happened several times.

He simply jumped out of the spaceship and shouted loudly: "Changmei, your ancestors are here!"

The next moment, Changmei no longer flew in his physical body, but released two sword lights, increasing his speed sharply and killing him.

Hua Twelve summoned the Moon Golden Wheel and flew straight out to sea. This time, Changmei kept chasing after him. Not to mention going out to sea, even the land was no longer visible, and Changmei did not go back.

Facts have proved that Changmei's obsession with leaving Goryeo is Hua Twelve.

Hua Shier was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. How much did Changmei hate him?

He urged the Moon Golden Wheel to soar, but Changmei was the spirit of a celestial being and flew much faster than him. Fortunately, the cake was flying side by side with him. Hua Twelve simply landed on the body of the cake and stepped on the spaceship to fly to Africa.

Arriving at the African continent, Hua Shier found the largest city here and started a new round of squatting.

Above the city, he sacrificed two defensive magic weapons, the Sun Golden Wheel and the Taiyi Five Smoke Net, wanting to experience the style of the number one person in the world of cultivation after Lu Zu and Zhang Sanfeng.

As a result, Changmei casually released a purple-green sword light, and Hua Twelve's Taiyi Wuyanluo was pierced. If it weren't for the Sun Gold Wheel, he would have been killed instantly with the first move.

  The immortal spirit is so terrifying!

Hua Shier was not discouraged. He was not even an earthly immortal. It would be bragging to say that he could withstand the attack of a demonic celestial immortal.

Since the two layers of defense could withstand Changmei's attack, Hua Twelve also began to attack. The Moon Golden Wheel transformed into a huge full moon and slashed directly forward, breaking seven or eight tentacles of Changmei.

Changmei was possessed by the devil and acted entirely on instinct. When seven or eight of his tentacles were cut off, he roared in pain and subconsciously formed a Buddhist Vajra Hand Seal. He smashed his hands hard, knocking the Moon Wheel away, and it hit a skyscraper.

The skyscraper had seventy or eighty floors and was split in two by the Golden Moon. The building then collapsed, just like the scene that happened in the real world.

Hua Shier didn't care at all that he couldn't do anything to Changmei. He just used this fairy to practice. If he wanted to practice Taoism in the world, who could have a fairy-level sparring partner when fighting?

Hua Shier controlled the Moon Golden Wheel with one hand and used the other hand to make sword gestures, releasing the Yin and Yang swords and using the two swords together to attack.

The two men fought for their lives in the sky above New London. The surrounding high-rise buildings were affected by the sword energy and the aftermath of the battle, and collapsed one after another.

The foreign army also responded, with armed helicopters and fighter jets swarming in.

If Hua Shier didn't take any action against these people, Changmei would take care of all the flies.

Two hours later, when the 'Spiritual Treasure Innate Sword Qi' in Hua Twelve's body was about to run out, most of the new round of squatting had been destroyed, and Cake flew over to warn him that the foreign devils had decided to launch mushroom bombs.

Hua Shier asked Cake to go first and come back to find him. As soon as Cake left, he used his invisibility cloak and quietly left the battlefield.

Changmei lost his target and became extremely furious, and started killing crazily.

Two minutes later, a huge mushroom cloud rose and the entire city was instantly reduced to ruins.

People from all over the world are watching the situation here through satellite images, looking forward to the death of that demon.

But after more than ten minutes, the smoke and dust dissipated, and a huge cocoon more than ten meters high was suspended in the air, rising and falling like a heart.

Everyone who saw this scene on TV had a bad feeling in their hearts.

The foreign devil's top brass immediately ordered the use of missiles to wipe out the area. They believed that even if the devil did not die from the mushroom bomb, he must have been seriously injured, so they did not give the other side a chance to breathe.

As a result, after a barrage of missiles, the giant cocoon shattered in the flames, and a demon king with two heads and six arms, covered in red flames, appeared in front of the world.

A day later, the foreigners' territory in Africa was basically destroyed by this devil, and the pyramids were burning with eternal flames.

  At this time, Hua Twelve appeared again. He opened two defensive magic treasures, and then hooked his left hand towards Changmei:

"Come here!" A combination of One Finger and Lion's Roar, taunt skill x10

Changmei's anger reached its peak. At this point, he could no longer speak and had lost his mind, but his anger had increased dozens of times. He immediately sent out sword energy and divine light, bombarding Hua Twelve.

  Peng!

When the first sword energy passed, Hua Twelve instantly turned into mist and dissipated. It turned out to be a fake body.

Hua Shier used the clone talisman he exchanged from Qingyun and Heishe to create an avatar to attract Changmei's attention. His real body used an invisibility cloak to appear behind Changmei, holding a bronze magnifying glass in one hand and a palm-sized, silver rice cooker in the other.

"Look at me, Mafuba!"

After satisfying his childhood second-year complex, the rice cooker passed through the bronze mirror and became extremely huge, directly locking Changmei in it. Then with a click, the lid closed and the rice cooker fell to the ground with a bang.

There was a constant roar coming from the rice cooker, and it was obvious that Changmei wanted to break out of the pot.

Hua Twelve did not dare to be negligent. Although he made this rice cooker temporarily using sound-absorbing steel, who could guarantee that the demonized celestial version of Changmei could not break the sound-absorbing steel?

He quickly pasted demon-sealing talismans all over the iron pot. After pasting more than a hundred talismans, the pot gradually became quiet.

  Hua Shier tried to see if he could put the pot into the storage space. It turned out to be successful. The sound-absorbing steel rice cooker disappeared right before his eyes!

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