A hundred flavors of life

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  Hua Shier felt that he had done a great deed by persuading himself not to kill his neighbor. As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. He saved several lives, so how many pagodas would that be?

"Yi Zhonghai, He Yuzhu, Jia family, you owe me a life. It doesn't matter if you can't remember this great favor. I will remember it for you."

Hua Shier smiled and took a deep breath. The feeling of doing good deeds was comfortable, as if his body and mind were cleansed. Kindness, mercy, tolerance, and courage, these brilliance of humanity were shining on him at this moment.

Okay, that’s about it. Hua Twelve felt a little nauseous.

Well, I guess I'm hungry.

It’s all the fault of the neighbors in the courtyard. They delayed him for so long that he hasn’t even had dinner yet. His magic power has been sealed, and he can’t resist hunger with such a strong body.

Looking at the cold pot and stove, Hua Shier was too lazy to cook in such a cold weather, so he simply put the kang table on the bed, took out two ready-made stir-fried dishes from the storage space, and then took out a large bowl of rice to start eating.

The special storage space allows the stir-fried dishes to remain steaming hot and at the temperature just out of the pan.

Just as he was about to eat, he suddenly moved his ears and heard someone tiptoeing outside the door.

Hua Shier was just about to get up when he saw the door had been pushed open. A tall and thin man with a long face and a mustache lifted the door curtain and walked in.

Who else could have such an iconic look other than Xu Damao in the original plot.

Hua Twelve was so depressed that he couldn't even eat in peace. What kind of broken door was that? He took a look at it when he closed it just now. It was okay that there was no lock on the outside, but there was not even a latch on the inside.

According to the memories obtained from the system, he is a good guy who has a good relationship with everyone in the courtyard, including Xu Damao who lives in the backyard.

Since they were already here, it would be a shame not to greet them: "Da Mao, come and sit down quickly, have a bite here?"

  Xu Damao laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared:

"That's great, your sister-in-law has gone back to her parents' home, and I still don't have anything to eat for dinner!"

After saying that, he also smelled the fragrance, glanced at the table, and was a little surprised: "Fish-flavored pork shreds, braised beef? I say, Twelve, you are not living a good life"

Hua Twelve pointed across the street and said, "Who doesn't want to eat dumplings? Come and sit down!"

Xu Damao chuckled and said, "Then I won't be shy. Wait for me to get a bottle of good wine!"

He hurried away and hurried back, still tiptoeing. When he came in, he was holding a bottle of white wine and two preserved eggs in his hands.

After coming in, he showed off and said, "What do you think of my wine?"

  Hua Twelve took a look and saw the label on the glass bottle read "Gujingting Fenjiu". His eyes lit up immediately:

"What a good thing! Is this what was served at the first banquet after the founding of the country?"

Xu Damao gave a thumbs up: "You know what's good. I brought this from your sister-in-law's house. I usually don't even dare to drink it!"

Hua Twelve laughed: "Don't be reluctant to drink it, go home and get more after you finish it. It's only natural for a son-in-law to take from his father-in-law!"

"I love to hear that, Brother Mao. I actually think so too!"

Both of them laughed, and judging from their smiles, neither of them looked like a good person.

Hua Shier took the preserved egg, walked to the stove, peeled it, put it on the chopping board and cut it into several pieces with a knife, put it on a plate, sprinkled it with vinegar, and put it on the table.

  Xu Damao had never eaten like this before. He picked up his chopsticks and took a bite. His eyes lit up:

"Wow, it tastes good!"

"That's right, it tastes better if you sprinkle some chili oil on it!"

The two began to eat and drink, and Hua Twelve asked about what happened just now: "Hey Damao, why are you walking like a thief today?"

  Xu Damao said "Hi":

"I'm afraid that Sha Zhu and the others will see me coming to your place. Let me ask you, did the three old men, Qin Huairu and Sha Zhu come to your house just now?"

Hua Twelve nodded: "Here I come!"

"They want you to move to the backyard storage room and give your house to the Jia family?"

Hua Twelve nodded again: "Tell me a subsidy of 100 yuan!"

Xu Damao slapped his thigh and said, "I heard them planning this when I got off work. I was afraid you would be fooled, so I came to tell you. The house where the sundries are stored has been in disrepair for a long time. If it could be lived in, it would have been occupied long ago. How could it be your turn?"

"Let's not talk about the distant past. The three uncles' family of six squeezed into two rooms. I heard that Yan Jiecheng wanted to find a partner, and the three uncles were discussing with the street office about using the back house in the front yard. If the utility room could be used, the three uncles would have to taste the saltiness every time the manure cart passed by the door. Why didn't he just let Yan Jiecheng live in the utility room?"

Hua Shier couldn't help laughing when he heard him slandering Yan Bugui.

"Don't laugh, brother is talking to you seriously!"

Xu Damao gave Hua Twelve a displeased look, then poured himself a glass of wine, took a sip, and ate a bite of meat.

Hua Shier nodded secretly in his heart. In many courtyard novels, it was said that Xu Damao was not a good person, but he thought he was a pretty good guy.

At least as far as he could remember, he had never been bullied, and he rushed to remind him as soon as he heard the news. Although there was some intention to cause trouble for the people in the hospital, at least he was nice to him, and he appreciated the favor.

But on the surface, Hua Twelve pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Is it true that the utility room cannot be lived in?"

Xu Damao chuckled: "When it rains, water leaks out and the beams are cracked. You never know when the house will collapse. If you are not afraid of getting hit by something while you are sleeping, then you can live here!"

What the hell!

Hua Shier really didn't know this. He only knew that the house was leaking on all sides and needed to be repaired. But the main beams were already broken and there was no point in repairing them. He could only tear it down and rebuild it.

At the same time, Hua Shier felt like murdering someone, because if it was really what Xu Damao said, then the group of people who tricked him into changing rooms would not just be cheating him, it would be a matter of life and death.

Although it would have been impossible for him to agree to it, these people should be punished for having such thoughts.

  Hua Shier hesitated for a moment, picked up his glass and clinked it with Xu Damao:

"Thank you Damao for thinking of me. Come on, I'll give you a toast. Thank you!"

Xu Damao was all smiles: "Hey, we are family, so we don't have to talk behind each other's backs. Who is your brother Mao? How could you watch them cheat you?"

Hua Twelve nodded: "Do you think the three uncles, Jia Jia and Sha Zhu, know about the cracked beam?"

Xu Damao curled his lips and said, "Anyway, the eldest master and the Jia family went to look at the house a few days ago. Do you think they knew about it?"

Hua Twelve didn't say anything, walked away with Xu Damao, and then changed the subject.

After the meal, the bottle of Fenjiu was empty and Xu Damao fell asleep on the table.

Hua Twelve was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. Xu Damao really didn't need anyone to offer him a drink. He just clinked glasses with the other person, but the other person ended up pouring himself a drink and got himself drunk.

His cultivation was sealed by the system, but his strength and martial arts were still there. He picked up Xu Damao with one hand, went out, turned left and went straight to the backyard.

When he arrived at Xu Damao's house, he settled him down and lit the stove. He had experience in making fire and lighting stoves and knew how to do it. Otherwise, if he just messed around, Xu Damao would definitely get carbon monoxide poisoning the next day.

The temperature in the room rose, and Hua Twelve went out and closed the door. When he was about to go back, he saw the utility room not far away.

This utility room was not far from Xu Damao's house, so Hua Shier walked straight over. The door was also not locked, so he went in to check.

The house was not even as big as his ear room and was filled with junk. Hua Twelve looked up and, with his night vision, he saw that the beams were moldy and cracked.

He resisted the urge to kill Yi Zhonghai and the others. He stepped on the ground and rose up. He pressed the beam with his hand and floated down. Then he turned around and pressed the walls a few more times before leaving.

These people dared to plot against him, so he certainly couldn't kill them, but he had to get revenge tomorrow.

Returning to the ear room, Hua Shier first found a nail, pressed it diagonally on the door, and then nailed the nail directly through the door panel and into the door frame.

He did this because he was afraid that someone would push the door open without saying hello when he was sleeping at night. He was not afraid of anything else, he just felt disgusted.

After fixing the door, he lay down on the bed. Then he took out a house deed from the storage space and looked at it with a strange expression.

It was the same feeling as before. He was a little amused by the arrangement made by the system, but then he thought about it again and it was quite interesting. Hua Twelve had no intention of sleeping, but his cultivation was sealed by the system and his mental strength was no longer effective. After thinking for a while, he began to yawn, so he simply took the house deed and went to sleep.

  The next morning, Hua Twelve didn't have a job because of his identity, so he didn't have to get up early. He was sleeping in when he heard someone knocking on the door:

"Twelve, open the door, I am your uncle!"

Hua Shier was sleeping soundly and didn't intend to get up when he heard the noise. However, the knocking outside continued without him saying a word.

There was no other way, so Hua Shier got up and walked to the door. He used his fingers to pick out the nail from yesterday, and then opened the door. He saw Yi Zhonghai standing at the door with an unhappy look on his face, followed by a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

  This young man looked older than him. He remembered that he knew this man. He was a big shot with a lot of names.

The son of the Undead Summoner, the husband of the White Lotus of the Prosperous Age, and the father of the Courtyard Thief Saint.

Yes, this is the short-lived ghost in the original plot - Jia Dongxu.

  As soon as the door opened, Yi Zhonghai walked in without being invited, and then asked with an unhappy look on his face:

"Twelve, did you install a lock? Let me tell you, we don't lock the doors at night in our compound."

Hua Twelve didn't wait for him to finish and pointed at the wooden door: "Look for yourself!"

Yi Zhonghai looked over and saw that there was no lock. He couldn't help but feel surprised. He had pushed the door open just now and it wouldn't open. So he knocked on it. How could there be no lock?

But he soon stopped thinking about it because he came here in the morning for important business.

"Twelve, last night you said you would give me the exact answer today. Now your brother Dongxu is here too. Can you just give me the straight answer? Is that okay?"

  Jia Dongxu also looked at Hua Twelve from behind:

"Twelve, your house is not much different from that storage room. I'll give you another hundred dollars. You're taking advantage of this. If it weren't for the fact that your house is close to my home and it's convenient for commuting, this good thing wouldn't be yours!"

  Hua Shier glanced at Jia Dongxu with a half-smile, but ignored him and looked at Yi Zhonghai:

"Uncle, you're blocking the door so early in the morning. You're too anxious!"

  Yi Zhonghai looked at Hua Twelve and felt a little guilty for some reason. He also knew that he was too hasty and laughed dryly:

"Isn't this your aunt Jia thinking that you will agree to move in during the day? Twelve, can you give me a definite answer, please?"

Hua Twelve laughed: "Sure, why not!"

Yi Zhonghai was delighted when he heard this, and Jia Dongxu was even more delighted: "Okay, I'll ask your sister Qin to help you move!"

As he was about to leave, Yi Zhonghai reminded him, "Call Shazhu along, and help Twelve move the things over before work starts!"

"okay!"

Jia Dongxu turned around and left. As soon as he got outside, he couldn't wait to shout: "Huai Ru, Mom, Twelve agreed, quickly ask Sha Zhu to help move!"

Everyone in the yard had just gotten up and hadn't gone to work yet. When he shouted, people in the front and back yards heard it, and many people came out to watch the fun.

In the front yard, at Uncle Three's house, Aunt Three looked surprised: "Did you really agree? How could Twelve be so stupid?"

Yan Bugui shook his head: "This is unethical, let's not get involved, but don't tell Twelve anything, or you'll offend Old Yi and the Jia family."

After he said that, he opened the door and went to the middle courtyard.

  The second uncle Liu Haizhong in the backyard was eating eggs. Hearing the noise in the middle yard, he sneered and said to the second aunt:

"See? He's a fool. How can he agree to this? Okay, I'm done eating. I'll go over and take a look at what's going on."

Xu Damao had just gotten up and was brushing his teeth when he heard Jia Dongxu yelling. He immediately stamped his feet:

"This Twelve, didn't we talk about it yesterday? No, I have to go and take a look!"

After saying this, he rinsed his mouth and went to the middle courtyard.

At this time, Sha Zhu had already arrived at Hua Twelve's door and called out, "Hurry up and move. Everyone, lend a hand and move the house out to Sister Qin's family."

Xu Damao, who had rushed over, shouted from behind:

"Silly Zhu, Dongxu is here, what are you talking about Sister Qin's house? It seems that you are not here for Dongxu's sake, but to help Qin Huairu, hey"

  Jia Dongxu's face darkened after hearing this sentence. He looked at Sha Zhu with a bad look in his eyes. Sha Zhu pointed at Xu Damao with a guilty conscience:

"Sun Ze'er, I didn't beat you these past two days, do you need me to teach you a lesson?"

As he said that, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight. Xu Damao was so scared that he quickly stepped back, but he didn't say anything to show that he was scared: "Look everyone, I'm guilty."

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "Silly Zhu, stop messing around. Xu Damao, if you continue to talk nonsense, I'll see if I can cure you!"

Xu Damao smiled awkwardly: "I am not talking nonsense at all. I am just reminding Shazhu to pay attention to the impact and not bring shame to our compound."

As he spoke, he winked at Hua Twelve, constantly reminding him not to agree.

At this time, Qin Huairu came out of Jia's house and said, "Xu Damao, Zhuzi is kind-hearted, but you think everyone is just like you, full of bad intentions!"

Sha Zhu's face was full of smiles: "Silly boy, Sister Qin sees through us."

Qin Huairu waved her hand and said, "Come on, hurry up and move. Everyone will be at work soon!"

Yi Zhonghai also made arrangements: "Xu Damao also lent a hand"

At this time, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui came over, and the latter reminded Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu, be careful with the furniture. Maybe the storage room can't accommodate it. I'll move the furniture!"

Hua Twelve was speechless, what a bunch of beasts.

He stopped Sha Zhu who was about to enter the door and said, "Wait a minute."

Everyone was stunned at this moment. Jia Dongxu looked a little embarrassed and said, "Twelve, you are not going to regret it, are you?"

  Hua Shier didn't talk to him and looked at Yi Zhonghai:

"Uncle, I don't know what the condition of the utility room is yet. Why are you in such a hurry? By the way, have you seen the house? Is it habitable?"

“Why can’t people live here?”

Yi Zhonghai patted his chest and assured: "I have checked it for you, it is definitely suitable for living."

Hua Twelve shook his head: "That won't work either. I have to see it myself before I can be assured!"

"Okay kid, since we're all here, let's go and have a look together. It will also be a witness!"

They all went to the utility room in the backyard, opened the door and saw sunlight shining in from the roof.

Yi Zhonghai laughed dryly: "There are a few broken tiles on top, just find someone to fix them."

Jia Dongxu nodded repeatedly: "That's right, it's only a hundred yuan, and a few broken tiles are only a few cents!"

Hua Shier looked at Yi Zhonghai with a half-smile: "Uncle, are you sure this house is habitable? I think this house is not very solid. Look at the outer wall. It seems a little shaky."

Yi Zhonghai raised his hand and punched the outer wall in annoyance: "These are all old bricks from the palace, they are very solid."

It would have been fine if he hadn't knocked, but when he knocked, there was a loud bang and the main beam above broke with a snap. Then the entire storage room collapsed and three of the four walls collapsed. Fortunately, no one had entered, otherwise someone would have died.

Everyone stepped back in fear, but Hua Twelve's face changed and he kicked Yi Zhonghai, knocking the old man down. Then he grabbed Jia Dongxu's hair, forced him to bend over, and raised his leg to knee him, which is also called electric cannon in the north. Jia Dongxu's face was covered with blood.

  As Hua Twelve took action, he cursed:

"Yi Zhonghai, Jia Dongxu, you two bastards, you want to kill me, right? Is this what you call solid? Is this what you call solid?"

Hua Shier knocked the two men down and started kicking them all over the face. Of course, he was gentle with his feet, otherwise he would have kicked them into a pulp. But even if he didn't use much force, the two men were still kicked with bruises and swollen faces, and they screamed in pain.

When Sha Zhu saw the old man being beaten, his eyes immediately turned red: "Twelve, how dare you hit an old man!"

As soon as he rushed forward, Hua Twelve kicked Sha Zhu in the crotch: "Did you fool me yesterday too?"

Sha Zhu immediately rolled over and over holding his crotch, his voice almost breaking from screaming.

  Xu Damao rushed over to stop Hua Twelve: "Brother, stop fighting. It's not worth it." He tried to stop the fight, but his foot accidentally stepped on Sha Zhu's face.

Hua Shier glanced at Xu Damao. This guy must have done it on purpose.

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