Daqin: The poorest prime minister, the first emperor begged me to corrupt

Chapter 213 We are a nation of etiquette, we cannot laugh, we must not laugh!
Split the gun, God forever!
No fancy assassinations, no redundant drills.

There were two clicking sounds, and the lower shoulder was grasped firmly, and with a swish sound, he slashed forward, fierce and murderous!
Accompanied by the chilling music played by a huge orchestra, there is even more terrifying and fierce flames that overwhelm mountains and seas, making people want to pee!

The eyeballs of the envoys from all over the world were protruding, and their mouths made a hissing gasp as if they were having an asthma attack.

This is the tragedy of imagining yourself as an imaginary enemy!

But as the protector of this fierce Qin army, countless people outside the city saluted, but they boiled instantly in astonishment.

The big girl and the little daughter-in-law screamed and sat on the ground to ovulate.

"Hey, darling, it really cheers me up..."

"What kind of training is this? Spirit!"

"Spirit! The younger generations are so energetic~!"

"His Royal Highness is mighty..."

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At the same time, Ying Zheng on the top of the city gate, his face flushed with excitement, lost his composure and slapped the battlements fiercely, praising: "I am a soldier of the Great Qin Dynasty, a real master of tigers and wolves!"

All the princes and princesses, as well as civil and military officials, watched the large phalanx of spears marching in front of the city, and were even more shocked speechless.

Then, everyone looked at Qin Mo in unison, their eyes full of admiration beyond words.

No one expected that the military parade organized by Qin Mo would be so shocking!
Meng Tian, ​​Feng Quji and others who were worried about being robbed of the limelight by warriors from various countries before really wanted to laugh out loud.

No wonder the young prime minister dared to stand up to all opinions and persuaded Ying Zhengen to approve the missions of various countries and send warriors to participate in the military parade.

He even wanted to take the initiative to invite missions from various countries to visit.

Now that I think about it, I have absolute confidence!
If they can pull off such a military parade, they will definitely have to recruit envoys from various countries to act like babies.

With them acting like babies, it is possible to show the might of my Daqin soldiers even more!

However, the envoys of various countries are life-or-death bastards. Qin Mo didn't bother them, but they went to the muzzle themselves.

Want to overwhelm me, the Great Qin generals?
Want to show off your power in front of the people of Daqin?
Now, I'm just waiting to see how shameful you cowardly children are by being treated like babies!
cross span span --
Fusu's large spear formation led past, followed by Zhang Han's round plate formation.

choke-
Zhang Han pulled out his sword and shouted loudly: "To the right, look~!!!"

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The players of the round cards in the big square raised the round cards in their left hands to the side, drew out the Qi Dao with their right hands and put them in front of their chests, and saluted to the top of the tower.

A bright Qi knife, shining coldly in the sun, is daunting!
"Good! Great good~!"

Ying Zheng patted the city wall and applauded repeatedly.

The people outside the city also applauded in unison: "Good knife~!!!"

After the large square formation of round cards, there was another large square formation of halberds with long poles, and the murderous action of splitting spears was staged again.

After the large square formation of halberd soldiers, there was another large square formation of short soldiers and long cards, and the sharp Qi knife was unsheathed, shining a cold light again...

After the long card square, there is the long beryllium square...

The large square array of long beryllium continues with the large square array of bows and arrows...

Boring palladium square...

Large square array of crossbow arrows...

When Qin Mo organized this military parade, he emphasized three things.

tidy!

tidy!

Still so tidy!

The big phalanx is neat, the clothes and armor are neat, and the weapons are also neat!
In the real battle against the enemy, a single-armed phalanx is definitely not enough... But the military parade is about having fun with the people and paying attention to viewing.

And the neatness to the extreme is the ultimate appreciation.

So handsome that he has no friends.

From Yingzheng in the city to the people outside the city, everyone is fascinated by it, wishing to be one of them!
And speaking from the side... Or, for the cold weapon battlefield, the soldiers can achieve the ultimate neatness, which is undoubtedly the combat effectiveness.

Because that means prohibition!

The envoys of various countries looked at the large phalanxes passing down the city, and after the initial shock, there was nothing left but uncontrollable trembling.

The teacher of the tiger and wolf of the Qin people is frightening.

Our country's lieutenant generals, if they face them, is there any chance of winning?
No!

Not at all!

Tread--
After the large square formations of infantry passed by, it was the square formation of cavalry.

The first is the large square formation of light cavalry, with bows on the left side of the saddle and arrows on the right side of the saddle, round medals on the back of the horses, knights with sabers, iron helmets and breastplates.

Yes, breastplates!
One-piece breastplates were quite popular in the pre-Qin period, especially before the appearance of iron armor, bronze armor and bronze helmets cast in bronze were very popular among princes and nobles.

Although it is bulky, it is more gorgeous than leather armor, and its defense power far exceeds that of leather armor!
However, with the advancement of iron smelting technology, the armor made of bronze gradually withdrew from the historical stage and was replaced by relatively light iron armor connected by wrought iron armor pieces.

The development of armor in this period is the same in both the East and the West, the difference is only in the speed of the process!
For example, when Queen Pasade was captured by Qin Mo, she wore a pair of bronze breastplates. Apparently, the iron smelting technology in the West at this time was not enough for iron armor to replace bronze armor.

However, when the iron smelting technologies of the East and the West were sufficient to support the iteration of Iron Armor, they embarked on different development paths because of the different systems.

Since the Qin Dynasty in China, the manufacture of armor has always been controlled by the imperial court, and the rest, even if they are generals, have no right to privately manufacture armor unless they want to rebel...

Even collecting a few more pieces of armor in the general's home is a felony of beheading!
The imperial court manufactures armor and equips it for soldiers. It pays attention to quantity and easy repair, so scale armor is very popular!
As for the West, its system is still the same as that of the feudal aristocracy. The little knights have the right to privately make armor, and they also have the spare money to make large iron plates to protect their own lives.

As a result, plate armor has gradually become the mainstream!
After the appearance and popularization of muskets, no matter how expensive plate armor the knight master equips, he can only eat shit...

So the plate armor evolved and simplified, keeping the heavier and thicker breastplate, focusing on protecting the torso!
In addition, during the Western Renaissance at that time, the corresponding manufacturing technology of plate armor had matured to a certain extent, so for a period of time, breast armor became a popular equipment that Western mercenaries could also buy.

Then the musket was iterated, and the breastplate quickly withdrew from the stage of history...

It is undeniable that the defensive performance of armor formed in one piece is far superior to that of scale armor and pierced armor, as long as you are not stupid, you will know it!
Today's Great Qin, thanks to the legacy of the Warring States Period, has not yet receded, so the military supervisors of the imperial court, as well as the students of the academy, are thinking of ways to imitate the bronze armor, and use steel to make a one-piece breastplate and iron helmet. .

At the beginning, it was not difficult to make one piece and two pieces, and both of them came up with finished products.

But if you want to mass-produce it, it is very nerve-wracking...

It took the two companies nearly two years to find out the supporting technology that can be mass-produced on the assembly line.

And the final weight is lower than the pierced armor and scale armor with armor pieces superimposed!

The cavalry unit of the lieutenant's army was the first batch of soldiers equipped with plate armor, and everyone was shocked when they appeared at this moment.

"The armor on them is not made of bronze, is it?"

Looking at the armor equipped by the light cavalry, the envoy of the Great Xia Kingdom couldn't help asking in amazement.

I don't know who he is asking this question, because the envoys from Dawan, Kangju and other countries beside him are also confused at this time: "Maybe... it is leather armor... right?"

In fact, their astonishment and bewilderment do not need others to answer.

They already have the answer in their hearts, but they just don't want to believe it.

They have already seen Daqin's iron armor.

Its lightness and defensive power are far from comparable to bronze armor.

Bronze is brittle. If it is made into armor, if it is poured thinly, it will poke a hole, and if it is poured thickly, it will be too heavy.

This is also the reason why the bronze armor was quickly replaced after the iron armor appeared!

Daqin was completely unreasonable. Instead of using the better iron armor, he went to reverse the history and equip the backward bronze armor.

As for the leather armor... In this military parade, all the infantry phalanxes that passed just now were equipped with iron armor, full body heavy armor, or half body light armor, and none of them wore leather armor.

It doesn't make sense to go to the cavalry phalanx, but to equip leather armor, which is against common sense!
Perhaps, after passivation treatment, and painted with tung oil varnish, the breastplate is black, so that people can't see its material, so it can be guessed as leather armor.

But self-deception is ultimately self-deception.

All the envoys knew in their hearts that ninety-nine percent of the armor worn by these cavalry was made of steel!

rumbling --
Behind the large phalanx of light cavalry came the large phalanx of heavy cavalry, with a terrifying momentum, and the sound of horseshoes was almost like thunder.

The armor of the heavy cavalry is all large pieces of plate armor, with medals, sabers, and spears, just like a group of moving tanks!
"If the armor on these men and horses is really made of steel, wouldn't it mean that swords and spears are invulnerable and invincible..."

The envoy of Great Xia Kingdom grinned and said in amazement.

But the envoys from Dawan, Kangju and other countries, including the envoys of Jizhun, Fuyu, and Sushen, were already shocked and speechless.

The strength of the Qin army makes people feel powerless!

If you are an enemy, just thinking about it will make your scalp tingle!
Tread--
wow la la-
When the envoys of various countries were silent, another large square formation of chariots marched to the city.

All the chariots were women and girls in white coats and white hats.

Just now, I was used to watching gold and iron horses, but now I suddenly saw these women and women driving chariots, inexplicably shocked people's hearts, and couldn't help but concentrate!
"Well, how come there are women in the Qin army? Is it Ying Ji?"

The envoys of the Great Xia Kingdom looked suspicious, and couldn't help discussing with the envoys of the surrounding countries.

As soon as these words came out, the officers and soldiers of the Imperial Guard nearby immediately cast murderous glances at him.

One of the imperial guards even yelled: "You barbarian slave, if you dare to speak without restraint, I will cut your long tongue~!"

These guards protecting Yingzheng were all guards who participated in the pacification of Baiyue.

The guards, who had been through battles for a long time, were not afraid of participating in battles when they were in Baiyue, and their biggest nemesis was acclimatization.

There are many guards who have been in the medical camp and have been taken care of by the medical soldiers!
How can they tolerate these barbarians from outside the region insulting their sister Paoze and calling them camp prostitutes?

I want to tell you the truth!
The envoys of the Great Xia Kingdom were frightened by the ferocity of the imperial guards who wanted to eat people. Out of fear of the Qin army, they shrunk their necks subconsciously.

But when he realized that, as an envoy of a country, he should not be timid and cowardly, and wanted to hold his head up, Ji Zhun pulled him aside, gritted his teeth and scolded: "You don't speak, no one treats you like you!" Dumb."

"These are the medical soldiers of the Qin army. The soldiers fight in battle. As long as they don't die on the spot, these medical soldiers will carry them off the battlefield to treat them carefully."

"Old soldiers of the Qin Army all respect medical soldiers, like sisters and mothers... Are you talking nonsense, are you trying to kill us?"

The envoy of the Great Xia Kingdom was stunned, and was scolded for losing his temper, so he had to shut up resentfully.

However, Ji Zhun's scolding and explanation made him even more afraid of Qin Jun.

With such a division of tigers and wolves, and such a guarantee in wartime, the battle must be fierce and fearless.

And a fierce and fearless army, even if it uses wooden sticks and asparagus as weapons, is enough to make the elite veterans terrified.

This is the most terrifying!

"Women can also participate in the military parade, but they have a lot of face."

"This white suit looks like a blink of an eye. I'll buy a suit tomorrow..."

"Don't fool around. These are the medical soldiers in our Qin army. They specialize in saving lives and healing the wounded. I was treated by them when I was in the army."

"Yes, yes, they also go out to help women see a doctor and treat them on weekdays, and they are most familiar with delivering babies..."

The appearance of the phalanx of medical soldiers surprised the people watching the ceremony.

On the city wall, Yingzheng, the princes and princesses, as well as civil and military officials, also praised without hesitation: "I am a Daqin woman, and I will not let my eyebrows~!"

Amidst the jubilation, the phalanx of medical soldiers passed by, followed by a phalanx of ballistas.

Then there was the phalanx of heavy soldiers turned into chariots and horses. On the four-wheeled carriage was a super-sized Sky-Switching Monkey.

Or rather, missiles!
"This is...cough..."

The envoy of the Great Xia Kingdom wanted to ask if this thing that looked like a hammer hammer was Da Qin's unique weapon, but after opening his mouth, he remembered that he was disgusted by Ji Zhun and others because of his talk.

So he shut up with a dry cough, suppressed his curiosity and remembered it in his heart, and prepared to go back to the end of the military parade, and then go to ask someone...

After the phalanx of heavy soldiers passed by, there was an artillery phalanx composed of horse-drawn artillery carts.

The cannon barrel on the cannon carriage is a cannon barrel with a relatively simple manufacturing process, which is the famous heartless cannon in later generations!

"What is this big iron bucket? A weapon?"

Seeing this, the envoy of the Great Xia Kingdom finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said again: "Just now, why have you never seen the cylindrical weapons that are loaded on those four-wheeled carriages?"

"Also, doesn't Daqin have a magical thunder and fire weapon? It seems to be called a thunderbolt, why haven't I seen it yet?"

These three questions in a row were all asked by Xiang Jizhun.

Because of the envoys from all the countries present, it is obvious that Jizhun knows Daqin best.

The envoys of all countries also looked at Ji Zhun in unison, waiting for his answer.

But... Ji Zhun's level of obsession is not much better than everyone else's. He shook his head and said, "I don't know what this big iron bucket is, let alone what that cylindrical weapon is for."

"As for the thunderbolts, in fact, each soldier should have a few of them in the back pockets of the round card players, the long card players, and the boring palladium players."

"It's just that Daqin's military parade this time is to have fun with the people, and it's not about fighting a war. Naturally, he won't take it out of his skin!"

The envoys from various countries suddenly nodded and thanked him for his answer.

After the envoys of the Great Xia Kingdom bowed their hands to thank them, they turned their eyes again to the unscrupulous artillery phalanx moving forward below the city, and the phalanx of baggage vehicles that had gradually moved away, and said hesitantly: "I always feel... The two incomprehensible things should not be simple..."

All the envoys from all countries rolled their eyes, "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

It is absolutely impossible for the things that can appear in this grand military parade to be useless trash.

What's more, these two things, one is carried by a truck, and the other is carried by a special large-wheeled cart. Obviously, it is necessary to quickly enter the battlefield during a war, so there is such a transportation method.

If it is not Daqin's secret weapon, who would believe it?
wow-

wow-

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The phalanx of heartless guns drifted away, and the sound of chaotic footsteps sounded from under the city wall, attracting the attention of the envoys of various countries.

The envoys of various countries turned their eyes to look at it, and their faces turned red immediately, then turned black, and finally turned into maroon purple...

The complexion changes so richly, it's like changing faces in Sichuan opera!

After the various chariot formations of the Qin army passed, what followed was another infantry phalanx.

And these phalanxes are exactly the samurai sent by the missions of their various countries to participate in the military parade.

The first phalanx is the warriors of the Great Xia Kingdom!
Compared with the infantry phalanx of the Qin army in the past, the phalanx formed by warriors from various countries is completely blinding.

The ranks of the soldiers of the Qin army were horizontal and vertical, like a knife and an axe.

No matter looking vertically, horizontally or obliquely, it is a straight line, giving people the ultimate unique beauty!

And the phalanx formations of warriors from all over the world can be described as crooked.

You can't look straight vertically, you can't look straight horizontally, and you can't look straight even if you look obliquely!
The warriors also want to add luster to their country or clan, so they stand in the phalanx and try their best to hold their heads high and show their majestic appearance.

But the result of this is that it forms a stronger contrast with the Qin army phalanx in front.

To put it bluntly, it was like a group of old men taking a walk!
Countless Daqin people watching the ceremony under the city watched the phalanx of warriors from various countries slowly approaching, and the originally jubilant atmosphere suddenly began to cool down.

Until, completely fell into silence.

The common people looked at the phalanx of warriors from all over the world with weird expressions, and no one said anything to each other!
Yingzheng and the princes and princesses in the city, as well as the civil and military officials, also had strange expressions, and even looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Pfft...cough...cough..."

Hu Hai stood at the battlement, looking at the phalanx of Great Xia warriors walking past the city gate, one of them stopped breathing, but then he pretended to cough, his little face flushed red.

But... this little brat was holding back, but Ying Zheng and the others, who were aroused by him, couldn't hold back.

As a result, a spectacle appeared on the city wall, and everyone was coughing crazily with flat stomachs.

"Cough cough cough cough...today the wind and sand are very strong..."

"It's... really... it's... the wind and sand..."

"Should... ahem... choose another day for the military parade..."

We are a nation of etiquette, we cannot laugh, absolutely cannot laugh.

I laughed, but I'm being rude!
The sound of coughing spread down the city, and the people watching the ceremony also coughed everywhere, and everyone was holding back!

(End of this chapter)