Duke of Herrington

Chapter 123 Magic!But very scientific!
But having said that, if it is decided to let this group of Templars burp collectively, it is better to squeeze their remaining value.
Now that he has this idea of ​​"waste utilization", Ted can try the artillery's standard firepower coverage, and by the way, pull the cannon over to try the limit of rapid fire for 1 minute, laying the foundation for future battles!

Before this, the artillerymen were trained to bomb targets, or bombed cannibals, but never bombed real enemies!
Although there are only two thousand "serious and powerful enemies" this time, they are just mosquito meat!
But it's better than nothing!
Use people to reflect the power of the weapon. It can be used as a record, or you can take the opportunity to tell everyone that our northern border is really powerful. As long as the enemy comes, this destructive weapon is everyone's protection, so that everyone can be confident. Complete, not afraid of any hostile forces!
Now that you have this idea, you need to deploy it immediately, so Ted put down the cup in his hand and said: "Chris, I have an idea!"

After finishing speaking, he quickly wrote an order and handed it over to Chris for him to deal with in the morning.
Although the previous order is a bit cruel, the enemy is the enemy after all, being cruel to the enemy is being kind to one's own people, and it will also reduce the casualties of our own soldiers~
But the latter part, Chris didn't quite understand.
Ted intends to take some of the new arrivals, some of the refugees who worship the sun god, to watch the 'Templar Knights Beaten'!
"My lord, are you sure you want to do this? Let those new congregants have access to our truck?"

Ted doesn't care, because he has now discovered the benefits of throwing the blame, especially throwing the blame to those unpredictable targets, the effect is better!

The affairs of the alliance are thrown to the giant dragon, the blame is thrown to the horse bandits, and the things of NB are thrown to the sun god
"Of course it's no problem. These trucks told these congregants that the technology was given by the Sun God! Anyway, they don't understand mathematics, physics and chemistry, and there are magic everywhere. As long as we fool around a little, dump the scientific principles to the Sun God, and take them to experience it. Part of the power of the sun god, let them believe that this god is very powerful."

"This"

Seeing that Chris was still hesitating, Ted continued to explain: "Don't worry, Chris, the more uneducated people are, the more they will worship such powerful targets! Besides... this group of congregants will never enter Waren Ding! They will only be outside our city, I have an agreement with Baron Tomato, we help create wealth, and he will accept part of the population"

It makes sense, but it can't stand the large number. There are 2 million people in this group. It is not easy to manage such a group of people: "My lord, there are about 2000 million refugees!"

Ted didn't care, but continued to speak lightly, "Even if it's 2 million, it's fine!"

Looking at Ted's calm appearance, Chris knew that he had already made up his mind: "Why...? Oh! My lord, don't you have a plan?"

Ted originally planned to continue to sway the medicine in the gourd, but now, there is no need to continue to play tricks: "You hit the mark again, since you asked, I will say it again!"

"An organizer can control a maximum group of no more than 200 people. Once this number is exceeded, the organization and appeal will not be enough!"

"However, things with beliefs such as religion are another matter. The number of people gathered can be as many as you want. For example, the god we choose, the sun in the sky! Everyone can see it. Although it is a bit dazzling, it is It’s real and visible! At the same time, you can feel his heat! Choose such a goal and reach the consensus of most people.”

"Since the consensus of most people has been reached, as long as someone takes the lead, the next thing will be much easier!"

"For example, me! Under the banner of the Sun God, first select those young people who are easy to deceive, brainwash them vigorously, quickly pull up a team of fanatics, and train them a little to become management!"

"Because young people are serious, eager to learn, and easy to cheat! We just take advantage of that 'in good faith'."

Regardless of whether it is ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, or of all dynasties, the backbone of rebellion and uprisings will always be those desperate young people. As long as they are controlled, no matter whether things are right or wrong, they will help you defend them.

After explaining, Ted spread his hands and said with a smile: "After that, let them strictly implement the teachings we formulated! We are not bad people, we just give young people a hope, as long as our starting point is good, Then there will be no problem."

Having said that, Chris still feels that such a method will compromise execution, and once it starts to compromise, the organization will begin to collapse: "My lord, are you not afraid of accidents during execution? How to ensure their execution? ?”

It's a poignant question, but it's okay: "Let me put it this way, your parents tell you to do something, and you probably don't want to, but the gods tell you to do it, that's different! You can even Breaking the bank to do it! Plus we're picking out young people, and they're easy to control! They've never had a problem executing!"

"It does make sense, though."

"I know what you're thinking. The first church department I want to set up is the law enforcement department! I want to quickly stabilize the disordered group with the help of teachings within half a month! In this way, obedience and Management will be formed immediately~"

It is difficult for these abandoned sons abandoned by the empire to believe in the empire again, let alone believe in the imperial religion. At this time, the sun god is here!
Anyway, this group of people has no choice, if they don’t choose the sun god, they will starve to death, so why not trust him, eat delicious food and drink spicy food together!That turkey burger during the day is the best proof!

God, that poor god, where did you post this?Maxidone
"Then, have you written the content of the canon?" Chris continued to ask.

"It is our "Northern Constitution". I changed its name and replaced it with "Handbook for Believers of the Sun God""

"Is this reliable? Treat the law as a code of conduct?"

It's reasonable for Chris to be so skeptical, but not everyone in the world is a saint, let alone someone who is born to control his words and deeds!
Therefore, Ted explained: "Chris, we are regarded as nobles who 'know honor and disgrace'. The education level and moral standards we have received since childhood are higher than the law! And the laws of our northern border have been taken into account at the beginning of the formulation." , that is, the law is the lowest moral standard!"

"That's why the laws in our northern border are very strict! To be honest, if the code of conduct is stipulated according to this book, it is enough for ordinary people!"

Chris touched his chin, as if searching for missing points: "That"

"Don't worry, in order to prevent accidents, I wrote the terms on the first few pages of the manual, similar to the fact that the final right of interpretation belongs to Ted. As an envoy of God, I have the right to pardon and veto, and the manual does not bind me to the terms "

"Have you made it all the way here?"

"We must be careful and cautious! We will not let the whole game collapse! We must always remember that what we want! It is a country that is full of vigor and vitality, not a ruin. When the rifle is made, it will be able to overthrow the entire empire with war!"

"I understand! My lord!"

Ted's plan is very simple, that is to use a truck to pull the newcomers to the built pig farm and chicken farm to let them get acquainted with the work position first.

And the Knights Templar who came to do things will pass here according to the route and itinerary.

At that time, Ted only needs to command the artillery to get rid of this group of people!While dealing with the enemy, it shouldn't be a problem to use my own mouth to fool the unsuspecting congregation!

After thinking about it, a messenger came beside him, left a document and left
Every time Ted saw the messenger, he would get chills behind him, always thinking that there was nothing important, "Is there any news?"

Chris shook his head and spread out the documents: "It's nothing~ My lord, this is tomorrow's newspaper. The finished sample was originally placed on my desk and saved for the next morning, but now I haven't read it yet." sleep, he gave me the newspaper."

"Do I have it?"

"Your Excellency, you have always had them, but it is best to only have important documents in your office. My copy is reserved for records and incorporated into the archives, while your copy was sent to Mrs. Mia. "

"That's it, I won't bring newspapers into the office from now on~ Then, let me read it now? How about it?"

"No problem, my lord, you look at it first~"

Ever since Chris knew about Ted's abilities and his ideals, he stopped urging him to have a descendant all day long, and when it came to the ladies, he was no longer weird
There are many Moon Elf warriors in the guards. Their eyesight and ears are not vegetarian. With this alone, it is very difficult for others to assassinate Ted.

In addition, Ted is very careful, and he never leaves his guns 24 hours a day!Inside the jacket, he was wearing a level 4 body armor, and even the other clothes were made of Kevlar bulletproof fiber plus steel mesh resin!Not only bulletproof, but also puncture proof!
And when Ted gets home, there's no need to worry.
There is a sensitive dragon Lilia in the family.
As long as she walked into a certain range, Lilia would be alert even to a mosquito, so there was no need to worry.

Before that, Chris always persuaded Ted to have a baby quickly, because the medical level is backward, maybe he is still the lord today, and he will burp because of a cold or food poisoning tomorrow!
It is the best choice to have an heir quickly!

But now. After the ripening of the moon elf magic, and the seeds cultivated by the fire tribe with the giant dragon "booger", even if the arm is broken or some body parts are missing, it is not a big deal
You only need to mix the seeds with a drop of blood from the wounded, plant them in the ground, and when the sprouts are about to enter the youthful stage, take them off, put them on the wounded's severed limbs, and then let them be stimulated by the magic power of the moon elves. Cooked, the limbs of the creature will grow like a gecko!
This seemingly great method can be called a medical miracle, but there are a few points that cannot be done for the time being
That is. It is not a simple matter to accurately connect the meridian to the rhizome. At present, it is very difficult to do, and only those thousand-year-old moon elf doctors can do it by feeling.
In addition, that is, after it is connected, growth is another problem.

When connected to the human body, the seeds will integrate into the body and repeat the process of growing limbs!The energy source and the required protein and trace elements are all problems!

A previous fire warrior lost his entire right arm during the fierce battle
After being tested by this method, although the right arm has grown out, many problems have also appeared!
If the arm is to grow quickly, it must be ripened by the moon elves, and once ripened, the seeds will quickly absorb energy from the body!
However, the energy stored in the human body is not enough to support the ripening at such a rate, and the external nutrients cannot be directly absorbed by the seeds, and have to go through the body for a while.
The only way is to soak the wounded in the medical cabin for 24 hours to obtain a stable energy source, so that the energy that enters the body, minus the loss, is all supplied to the growth of the severed limb.

After calculating the optimal value, use this rate as the basis to ripen the new limbs!

The whole process is estimated to last half a year!

After half a year, the seeds will disappear, and the new limbs will completely adapt to the body.

In addition, there is another restriction, that is, the age of the injured must be over 25 years old, preferably over 30 years old. If the hand is lost when young, you have to wait until the age of 25 before going for treatment.
Because this magic seed has a small flaw
If the user is younger than 25, the body maturity is too low to suppress the energy of the seeds!The rhizome will spread to the whole body along the veins, and finally the strength of the flesh will be greatly increased!

But increased physical strength comes at a price
According to the simulation experiment with piglets, it will gradually change towards trees. According to the reverse deduction of the ripening results, it will completely change from a meat pig to a tree pig within 5 years.
If you were a humanoid creature, you would become a treant
I don't know why I thought about it here?Thad shook his head and looked at the middle page of the paper.

It explains why, on the large dairy farm outside Valentine, each cow has a large plastic bag attached to its back.
That's because it's a trick to prevent the cows from suffering from flatulence and reduce carbon emissions by the way!

During the day, the staff will release the cows and beef cattle out of the farm for a walk, and replace them with new collection bags. When the cows are returned to the farm at night, they will change a batch of bags~
The collected farts will be compressed into jars and sent to the hot water plant to boil hot water for everyone to take a bath, just enough for the whole city to use
In this way, a lot of coal can be saved every day, which can be regarded as waste utilization~
However, when Ted looked at the picture in the newspaper, he found that something was wrong in the picture
There is a small forest lying across the plain, it is very strange!

".I remember that there is a rule in the law. For the safety of the city, there must be no groves or forests within 50km outside the city. Moreover! As long as the number of trees is greater than ten, it is a grove!"

Hearing Ted's words, Chris also came over: "Huh? My lord, let me see?"

He clearly remembered that there were no trees outside, at least not yesterday! "It wasn't there when I went to see it yesterday. Could it be that the moon elves remembered it wrong?"

Ted stroked the non-existent beard on his chin, recalled the position assignment of the moon elves, and finally shook his head: "Probably not, I remember that the positions of the moon elves are all in the city, and they should not be outside the city. trees, and we don't have tree species."

After Ted carefully observed the appearance of the trees, he thought of the monster forest in the south: "Hey! Wait, I remember this tree seems to be a tree in the monster forest in the south. What's going on?"

Chris had never been to the monster forest, so he could only shake his head: "This, my lord, I don't know."

Ted took a closer look at the newspaper and found that something seemed wrong with the tree in the photo!It seems that they are 'vital'!Not bare dead trees.
"Why is the branch of this tree shaped like a hand?"

"Huh? My lord, let me see it too."

At this time, Leonardo da Vinci, the Minister of Culture, had just finished dealing with the issue of the new layout of the newspaper, and happened to pass by!

This photo of the grove was taken by him
Da Vinci saw that the two were still busy with something, and the door was still open, so he came over.
"Lord Lord, Mayor Chris, what are you all busy with?"

Chris noticed the name in the lower right corner of the photo, and asked directly: "Hey! I saw the signature of the photo in the newspaper, did you take this?"

The pictures in the newspaper were basically done by Da Vinci, and he didn't know which one Chris was talking about: "Which one? I remember that 8% of today's page was taken by me."

"This is the one!" Saying that, Ted raised the newspaper in his hand and pointed to the photo of the grove.
Leonardo Da Vinci remembered this incident. He was filming a science popularization project, explaining to the citizens the plastic bags on the backs of cows. The woods are just like this on the plains, and the style of painting is very strange!

"That's it! I'm about to ask! Isn't it forbidden to have trees around our city? I just saw the national defense policy. I plan to ask about it tomorrow. Is it a trick created by the moon elves on a whim?"

Ted shook his head and told the truth: "It's not them. These are trees from the monster forest in the south. We don't have tree species, so we can't ripen them!"

Since he is not a moon elf, Da Vinci is also confused: "This is weird, who made it? Can you make a big tree grow on the plain overnight? By the way! I even took a video, according to According to calculations, there are about 1000 trees, and such a scale is counted as a small forest!"

Hearing that there was a video, Ted asked excitedly with his eyes wide open, "Did you take the video?"

Da Vinci put down the document in his hand, pointed at himself and praised: "Of course, this is evidence, evidence for everyone to see! I am also an enthusiastic crowd in normal times, and I use the digital camera in my hand to help~"

Hearing this, Chris immediately made a 'bring it' gesture: "Then let's see if it's okay?"

"Of course! This way I don't have to write to you, let alone throw it in the mayor's mailbox~"

As he said that, Da Vinci took out the digital camera in his hand: "I took a video, about 50 seconds, you can watch it, there is only one video in it, you can watch it~"

Following Da Vinci's guidance, Ted turned on the video and watched it with the three of them.
At the beginning of the 15th second of the video, a blurry scene in the upper right corner took Ted's breath away!If you don't look carefully, you will never think of it!

At first, there was a shake in the woods, and then a small treant slipped out of the woods quietly.
He tiptoed to the big cow, and while the docile cow was grazing, he skillfully removed the plastic bag that contained the fart on its body, and then put the tube into his mouth to inhale the wind, just like Ted Wen Allie Like stinky feet, I am not satisfied until the whole bag is deflated!
The whole process only lasted 25 seconds, and then the little tree man put his ass back!

Just when he was about to strike at the second cow, the big tree man behind him noticed that someone was watching not far away, so he grabbed the little tree man back and even beat him on the buttocks.
Such an outrageous scene made Ted hesitate and say, "That, you guys? Did you see that?"

"See what?" Chris and Da Vinci have been watching the scale of the woods, and did not notice the outrageous event in the upper right corner of the camera.
"The content in the upper right corner? Let's read it again.?"

"Ok!"

When the video was played again, the three of them stared at the upper right corner!After watching it, they stayed in place for a long time and couldn't let go
Ted stretched out his hand tremblingly, poured the remaining ice coke into his stomach, and waited for his body temperature to drop slightly before speaking: "What kind of ghosts and snakes are there in this world? Can a cow's fart be eaten?"

In the past few months, Chris has learned a lot, at least he has learned a lot of basic subjects in physics and chemistry
Based on the current situation, he boldly speculated: "My lord, if we speculate based on this behavior, the oxygen we inhaled is likely to be the fart of those tree people."

Da Vinci didn't pay much attention to the surrounding scene when he took the video, only saw the trees
And when he watched the video for the third time, he noticed black stones on the ground!He went to an open-pit coal mine not long ago. This thing seems to be coal?

So, he paused the screen and asked, "Hey, what's the matter with the cinders next to the tree?"

Chris has long memorized the existing coal transportation routes, and he is very clear about every road in the northern border: "I remember that the coal train did not pass there. There is no truck that will transport coal there?"

Combining his own knowledge and his strange conjectures about this world, Chris smiled. He covered half of his face, looked at everyone, and said in disbelief: "Isn't this cinder ... the shit of those tree men? "

Hearing this sentence, Ted's lips trembled a little, and a certain valve in his heart was also opened.
Just when the two were embarrassed, Da Vinci saw a pool of black liquid next to the tree?

So, he asked again: "Then what's going on with this pool of black liquid?"

Since the black solid is coal, the excrement of the treants, what is the black liquid?You can think of it with your heels!

Ted took off his hat, grinned, and explained, "It's probably oil! Their urine."

These are precious natural resources!Things that were originally defined as non-renewable resources seem to be renewable now, and the amount is not small?

Chris sat slumped on the chair, lowered his head to think about life, and murmured by the way: "I can't see through this world, and I can't understand it more and more! Why aren't our human excrement such excellent resources?"

Having said these words, it shows that Chris’s study is not in place yet, so Ted kindly reminded: “Chris, after you finish reading this biology book, the next Chapter 2 will explain the feces of ordinary animals. What's the use?"

After that, everyone made another rigorous analysis before they roughly figured out what was going on.

Coupled with the map drawn by Joseph not long ago, this group of treants will only come out of the soil when no one is around, and will continue to move forward after filling the pits!
Joseph didn't notice the behavior of this group of trees at all, because he had never seen a tree man, and he didn't know how magical this world is, so he just drew more than 20 copies of the map with a dazed expression, and finally handed it over to Gave it to Chris.

For this reason, he also went to the Moon Elf Clinic to check his eyes.
In the end nothing was found
But Joseph didn't believe in evil, so he went to the psychological clinic again
In the end, nothing was found, and the Moon Elf psychiatrist saw that Joseph was flustered, so he reminded him to take a break, which might be an illusion caused by excessive mental stress
Then Joseph went home and slept for a long time before returning to the barracks the next day.

When experiencing this 'outrageous incident', Ted's expression changed from puzzlement to surprise and then to fear!
However!When he noticed that their excrement was a natural resource, he suddenly understood, and looked at Chris with a profiteer's face: "Chris, I have an idea"

Such natural resources cannot be wasted!Gotta collect them!
Therefore, Chris also had an idea: "Coincidentally, my lord, I also have an immature idea."

Before the two could continue talking, Da Vinci beside him said, "What are you two talking about? Shouldn't such a terrifying creature be burned?"

"Burn it?" The two frowned, looked back at Da Vinci together, and emphasized: "These are all recyclable resources! It can reduce the rate at which we exploit natural resources! This is simply the cutest creature in the world." !"

"The cutest creature?" Da Vinci was an artist, and he didn't quite understand the brain circuits of these people, so he shrugged shrugged embarrassingly, and said with a smile: "Okay."

In the end, Chris made a copy of the camera file before returning it to Da Vinci.

Inadvertently, Ted unexpectedly discovered the peculiar effects of these magical creatures again!
Ever since he discovered that the dung of the giant dragon is a treasure, he has been researching and speculating!
And today, he finally saw the magical ability of another magical creature!

"The harvest is quite good! Judging from the traffic on the video, these thousand trees are worth a small drilling well! If they are allowed to reproduce in large numbers and cover the bottom of the mountain range! Wouldn't it be a fortune!?"

Compared with these highly functional fossil fuel resources, gold and silver are junk!
And there is no need for Ted to refuse something like this that kills several birds with one stone!I won't drive them away, but I should work hard to develop a relationship with them, and then negotiate terms!

In addition to their original characteristics, this group of trees can also be used as sentries if they are thrown on the side of the street, and they can predict the enemy first!

From this point of view, recruiting them has become a must!
In addition, Ted sort of discovered a part of the world's circular way.
The feed for raising cattle comes from grass. With the help of the moon elves, it is almost a perpetual motion machine~
Cows eat grass and produce milk and cow farts. The milk is for everyone to drink, and the cow farts are used to boil water or feed to tree people!They produce oil, oxygen or coal
If there is a third brother, cow dung can be given to them to worship
Due to the conservation of energy, the missing part will be replenished by natural energy, and the carbon dioxide in the air will also be absorbed!

"Since this is the case, can all the gas emitted by our factories be given to them?"

The self-protection mechanism of each world is different. For example, the earth, because its volume and mass are much smaller than the Kepler 22b Aquamarine under its feet, so its self-purification ability and biological model are not very good.
In order to maintain the most comfortable appearance of Aquamarine itself, the ball under the feet may take the opportunity to create various strange species to achieve a specific 'balance'.
If it is calculated in this way, then the fossil fuels on this planet have become renewable resources?

If this technology and terms are mastered and monopolized by Ted!

Isn't it easy to master the world?

With this revelation of 'making the best use of everything', Ted recalled the report at the beginning of the year. According to the historical records of the empire, there is a high possibility of severe drought in the central part of the empire this year!
In order to save the world, then I can make a big meal by myself, so that the group of giant dragons who have nothing to do can "conveniently" in the air, "Longgong rains"!
Has the problem been solved before long?

"NICE, what a wonderful world! I'm starting to fall in love with him!"

(End of this chapter)