Duke of Herrington

Chapter 163 Unlucky Emperor.
Even if this weak chicken emperor is disgusting, his behavior is also despised by many people!

But right now, everyone can't do anything to him, let alone dare to do anything to him!At most verbal attacks on him, as well as various PUAs!

Of course, in order to reflect the humanitarian spirit of the North, the military doctor had to connect his arm.

And the military doctors who were playing mahjong heard that there was a fresh enemy sickness!Then he regained his energy in an instant. After all, in the northern border, injuries are not common. If there is an illness, they will go to the pharmacy first and ask the pharmacist to prescribe medicine. If the pharmacist can't handle it, it will be their turn!

Under such circumstances, pharmacists are becoming more and more mature!And this group of people who study medicine are not so lucky!Some people didn't even pass the primary diploma, so what they like to see most is the sick number!
Because having a patient number represents clinical data, which can be included in papers, and when evaluating titles, you will have one more capital than others.
Many people have enough qualifications, but the experimental data in the paper is not enough to convince the public, so they have been stuck
The only veteran who has obtained a diploma is named Dao Kete. He is also the only person in the northern border who has obtained the qualification to practice medicine alone. He can see a doctor for anyone. He is considered the treasure of the northern border!
And he has long been locked up in the city by Ted and confessed. If he is sick, let him read it first, so that this person can accumulate experience first, so that he can complete his medical teaching books
It can be seen from this that they will not miss such a good thing as fresh patients!

Ever since, they carried stretchers and rushed from afar with professional surgical equipment in their arms!

Even the special soldier Joseph would cry when he saw the speed of the attack!And judging from their expressions, they seemed to be dissecting the emperor in front of them into biological specimens!

When they arrived in front of the unlucky emperor, they quickly put down their tools, and the medical squad leader took out a freshly sterilized scalpel, and asked, "Sir! Can this enemy be saved? If not, we will."

When he heard that they were going to kill the person in front of him, Grain quickly waved his hands: "Hey! This is a bargaining chip, he has to live!"

"Huh? You have to live!? Okay."

Such words seemed like a bolt from the blue!The field doctor immediately lost his enthusiasm from the original high spirits.

However, he still didn't give up, looked at the broken arm, and tried to ask again: "That...sir, you see, he is a bargaining chip, he has to live! But he is an enemy! Can I take his arm?" Do the experiment, treat it as his medical expenses?"

This kind of bargaining almost made Glenn think that his ears were wrong: "I said! Can't you give him a good treatment? A small fracture, or a bone misalignment, you sentence him to death? Amputation if he is not dead? With you Are you a doctor like that?"

Hearing the reprimand from the officer, the group of field doctors immediately put on the look of 'we are very poor', and tearfully told about the 'not so tragic' experience and the 'somewhat great' ideal: "This officer, we Those who study biomedicine need experiments! Only in this way can we benefit ourselves.”

In order to prevent them from thinking about the unlucky people in front of them, Grain shook his head and pointed them to the battlefield where they were fighting in the distance: "Hey! Are you stupid? Those in the battlefield must be alive, you take them Can't you do research? You have to watch this one!?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone reacted!
Here is the battlefield!Worried about not having a corpse?Instead of being rotten and moldy and being decomposed by microorganisms, it is better to use it to test and benefit the northern border: "That's right! What the boss said makes sense!"

If all these words of the people are done according to the law, they will definitely be arrested and imprisoned for several years!

But the brains of this group of medical students are not dry.
It is indeed a part of the law not to abuse captives, but there is a detailed rule in the content, that is, captives who can be rescued or are still alive can not be abused.
At present, there are less than a hundred people who can heal people and animals who can heal animals in the northern border.

Whether it is worth rescuing or not, and whether they are alive or not, they have the final say
Adhering to the principle of 'learn the truth first, and practice specialization', outsiders are definitely not qualified to give pointers to professional doctors!
It also allows them to do something 'slightly' over the top!For the enemy, if there is a chance of scratching, it is judged as unsaved and waiting to die.
Fortunately, this group of people still has a conscience and will not attack their own people. This is also an unwritten rule!

After Ted knew about it, he turned a blind eye and pretended not to know!And told them in private that as long as he didn't attack his own people, he would pretend he didn't see it.

After all, they are enemies, so it would be nice not to drag them to plant potatoes under the snow-capped mountains.

At this time, while everyone was discussing, the unlucky emperor started to yell for killing pigs after he fainted for a while, which once again overwhelmed the noise of the crowd!
"Looks like I've lost my strength! I need to be more ruthless!"

Just as the veteran was about to make a move, Glenn beside him stopped him: "Hey! If you hit him again, he will really be gone!"

"Then his cry is too sharp, maybe it will attract a group of birds to shit on our heads."

"Forehead"

In order not to let the unlucky emperor continue to yell, Grain turned to look at the military doctor helplessly: "Why don't you treat him?"

"Okay. For the sake of his value to us, let him go for now."

The chief military doctor sighed, slowly shook his head, and picked up the unlucky emperor. Immediately afterwards, he stretched out his right hand and touched his right shoulder.
"Hey"

The emperor who was picked up looked at this 'man dressed like a doctor' and heard his helpless sigh, thinking that he was hopeless, so he frightened himself into a faint
"Hey, the bone is not broken! It's just a simple dislocation! Hey! There is no way to do surgery! My thesis has to be postponed again!!!"

Glenn's eyes widened, thinking he had heard wrong!

According to the information in the book, they are doctors!Doctors are kind!
But from the actions of these military doctors, he couldn't see the word at all.
In order to answer the doubts in his heart, Glenn planned to ask this person what he did before: "Well, man, what did you say before?"

When asked such a question, the military doctor did not hide anything, but responded generously: "Oh! This! Don't worry, I am the first batch selected to study medicine, and I have some foundation!"

"Oh!? Then... you were a doctor before?"

"Not only do I do postpartum treatment for sows, but I can also help deliver animals. My cows are delivered by me!"

After listening to this explanation, Grain touched his chin and couldn't help sweating for those patients.
He has read books on modern medicine, it is very difficult!Logically speaking, these people are not qualified to be doctors.

But someone has to come to be a doctor to see a doctor!They have a little foundation and are willing to learn, at least one dimension better than other ordinary people, so only these people in the northern border can be doctors.

After all, it's better than bleeding in other places, or soaking in a bucket of cold water!

In the northern border, a hospital is a hospital, not a hair salon, and you don't need a barber to do bloodletting to treat a disease!In other territories of the empire, there are diseases that may heal on their own, and at the end there will be scenes of flashbacks. Terrible medical methods will allow them to see God directly
Seeing that his thesis might just fly away like this, he was not discouraged, but looked at the unlucky emperor in his hands, and comforted himself: "Forget it, bone setting is also a technical job, now it's time to practice!"

As he said that, the ruthless military doctor in front of him put on a posture, as graceful as Mr. Ma possessed, and took it with one hand!change!hair! 'Accompanied by a bang!
Bone returned to his original position when the second emperor didn't react!

It's just that the emperor didn't feel it, because of the fatigue these days and the exhaustion from running around
It is estimated that he will definitely not wake up for at least a day.
But someone has to take care of his sanitation before shipping him to the rear!And the clothes he was wearing were also covered with more than a dozen layers of thick plasma, which had been dried, and so was the excrement and urine in the crotch.
"It stinks? Who's going to deal with it?"

Due to the completion of sanitation reform in the northern border, everyone loves cleanliness now. If you want to find someone to take care of an adult's excrement and urine, you have to take a bath for this person who hasn't bathed for more than ten years.
Not an easy task!Especially since everyone is machismo, and no one is willing to do these jobs.
"Hey"

Grein let out a long sigh, and when he scanned his surroundings, they accidentally discovered the group of troops that would be almost useless for 30 years - nuclear, biological and chemical troops! '

At this moment, they are sitting together maintaining the gear.
"It's them!" Glenn made a decision in his heart, and walked towards them
"That. Comrades, I have a mission here, and I need you to come with your equipment."

These nuclear, biological and chemical soldiers are considered smart people, and they also know that the equipment they bring is relatively cutting-edge!Not only can it prevent nuclear radiation, but it can also isolate harmful gases!
When they were in the barracks, they were responsible for dealing with feces and urine, and sometimes they had to do dirty work with high-pressure water guns
Fortunately, their wages are higher than the average person's, and their benefits are also better!So there are not so many complaints, and I even enjoyed it in the end!
Hearing that the officer had a mission, the NBC squad leader in front raised his head and jokingly said, "Sir? Did the toilet explode? Is it full of shit?"

"It's not that serious, but you still need to take action. We need to use the 'low-pressure water gun' to help clean the body of the enemy emperor. It won't let him catch a cold. We will keep him as a bargaining chip."

"Oh!!! I see, it's just to clean the hostages, because it's too dirty?"

"Right!"

This group of people are also used to this, compared to dealing with bursting toilets, bathing people seems to be an easy job!No need to deal with mountains of shit!

They picked up the things in their hands, put on chemical protective suits, came to the designated place, set up a waterproof tent, took out a mortuary bed for the dead, cut the clothes of the unlucky emperor with scissors, and took out warm water Tube, turn the switch on him.
Mission begins!Glenn sensibly leaves here
At this time, an old iron man saw the royal clothes that had been cut to the side, and said casually, "Oh, I just remembered that the clothes that were cut by us seem to be sewn with gold thread!"

Hearing this, the squad leader shook his head: "What? You want to melt it down and exchange it for money?"

"I do have this idea!"

"Forget it, how much is that little gold worth? It's enough for me to eat a meal in 'Makarov'!"

"It's better than nothing"

"The lord told us not to be greedy for cheap things, we will suffer big losses! Besides, we don't lack gold in the northern border. The new currency has already started to be issued! It is said that we can get the new currency when we start the salary next month!"

When a new thing is born, there will always be people who stand up to oppose it, but this time there is not much opposition to the news of the new currency!
But in front of him, there is a person who is skeptical about new things: "Is this new currency reliable?"

"Of course it works! Could it be that you haven't read the newspaper?"

"Oh! You mean the 'Economic Essay' written by Mayor Chris?"

"That's right! Because the reserves of gold are huge, but due to the mining method, we can only use it to make do with it now! If the amount of mining increases in the future, it is a bit unqualified to use it as currency, and it is quite heavy."

Hearing this, the people around also explained together: "Yes! The new version of money is a high-tech product! We are the only one in the world who can make it! It's also waterproof! It's not the same as the silver coupons of the empire!"

The skeptical person seemed to think of some scenes he had seen: "I remember! I remember that the registration office at the gate of the barracks displayed these coins, and I have seen them!"

"Yes! That's it!"

A few people were chatting and chatting, and cleaned up the hapless emperor by the way!
But after finishing this job, everyone found a new problem: "Um, what clothes should I wear for them?"

"Wear him ours?"

"Bah! Just him? He doesn't deserve to wear our military uniform at all!"

"But you can't let him be naked?"

"This"

Even if the unlucky emperor has no dignity, let him live a decent life!As the saying goes, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated!
There is a high probability that this emperor will give up his dignity and just survive, but that cannot be a reason for everyone to deliberately humiliate him. He is not a human being, but everyone here is a person of the new era.

"Why don't we take a tarpaulin and make him one, how about?"

"You are a big man, can you still do needlework?"

"Of course not! But I'll wrap him in a tarpaulin and wrap him with a rope! It looks a bit weird! But it's clean and hygienic! Brothers!"

"Then do it!"

"Hey! Before that, wash us clean!"

"Makes sense!"

There was peace within the northern army. The southern army that originally planned to attack was divided into two parts due to internal strife, but these two parts were still fighting fiercely when there were pursuers in the rear!
As the commander of the northern border, Muller certainly hopes that the enemy's strength will be as weak as possible!Because when the time comes to manage prisoners of war, it will be very easy~
It's just that there is no way to fight like this, and their emperor has already been captured alive. In the hands of a third party, it is really unnecessary for everyone to continue fighting like this.

Ever since, Muller let the artillery behind him strike and blast the shells in front of this group of people!
"Bombard No. 9 map coordinates (163, 7)! Hit five rounds!"

"Yes!"

The military order is like a mountain, and the speed of carrying out the mission is not slow!
In just half a minute, the rear cannon rang!

After the shells hit the ground and made a loud noise, Muller picked up the microphone, turned on the loudspeaker, and shouted to the crowd fighting in front of them: "Stop fighting! Put down your weapons! Take off your armor! Put your hands on your head." Get out of the battlefield! You only have ten seconds!"

The soldiers who were fighting knew the strength of the northern army just now.
Compared to continuing the infighting, there must be casualties!It's better to put down your weapons and surrender, and you can still live, even if it's a little bit miserable.
After No.1 soldier put down his weapon, No.2 soldier also put down his weapon.

Then the third and fourth
Within 2 minutes, the remaining less than [-] soldiers all dismounted, put down their weapons and armor, spontaneously formed a team, and surrendered at the front of the battle.

In addition, their special war horses are also very obedient, obediently surrendering with their masters.

Because these horses are deaf, no matter how loud the cannon is, they will not escape!Instead, he obediently followed the knight and waited patiently.

"Fixed! The infighting has finally stopped!" Mueller put down the notes in his hand and turned his attention to the goblin team ahead.
(End of this chapter)