After binding the Xiuxian system, I became popular on variety shows

Chapter 126 Jokes
It's a pity that Jiang Yu didn't understand the subtext of the director, and she was still proud of it.

Hey, there's nothing you can do if you don't scare her, who made her bold.

The director said a lot of insinuations, but Jiang Yu didn't seem to understand.

Of course, it is also possible that you understood it, and deliberately pretended not to understand it.

Who knows.

The director talked for a long time, but Jiang Yu didn't give him an accurate reply.

In desperation, the director had no choice but to give up persuading Jiang Yu and look at the Heavenly King Li Yan.

The same words, on Li Yan's body, look very different.

After listening to the director's words, Li Yan nodded silently, and then took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

His thumb swipe across the phone screen.

After he glanced at the phone screen, he looked at the program director and said in a flat tone.

"Director, the driver has arrived. I'll go back first. See you in the next episode."

Jiang Yu's eyes widened slightly, expressing in her heart that she had learned it, learned it.

So how could she pretend to be stupid so blatantly?

Jiang Yu immediately followed suit, "Director, my driver is here too, see you later~"

After speaking, Jiang Yu followed Li Yan and walked out of the tent together.

The director watched the two leave helplessly, and he didn't even have time to persuade them to stay.

……

Top nanny car.

Zeng Xiong sat in the co-pilot.

Li Yan and Jiang Yu sat in the back row together.

Li Yan said in a teasing tone, "Isn't your driver here?"

Jiang Yu raised her eyebrows, she pointed to the driver in the front row and said, "Here, isn't this the one?"

Li Yan raised the corner of his mouth, "What's mine is yours?"

Jiang Yu said as a matter of course, "That's not right! What's the matter, can't you?"

Li Yan smiled and nodded, "Yes, yes."

Zeng Xiong, the co-pilot in the front row, felt his heart skip a beat when he heard this, and said silently, "Good guy, these two are making great progress."

It can be said that it's been three days of farewell, you should look at it with admiration!
Li Yan and Jiang Yu separated on the first floor of the building.

When Jiang Yu returned to her home, she kicked off her shoes and fell down on the sofa.

"Master Jiang, who had been busy all day, fell down on the sofa and sighed from the bottom of his heart. Hey, it really is comfortable to lie on the sofa."

Good guy, you really know how to play with your own narration.

After lying down for a while, the mobile phone that Jiang Yu put aside casually rang.

After a while, Jiang Yu picked up the phone, unlocked it and checked it.

Huh, Yin Yaping?
Shouldn't she be recuperating right now?

Jiang Yu clicked into the WeChat chat interface.

"Yaping? It's so late, why did you remember to send me a message?"

"Are you feeling better? I heard from the director that you are sick."

Yin Yaping, "Thank you, Sister Jiang, for your concern. I'm almost fine."

"It's nothing serious, I just want to ask how the recording of your show is going, is everything going well?"

Jiang Yu sat up from the sofa, held the mobile phone in one hand, and put it to her ear to answer, and held a transparent glass in the other hand, ready to go to the kitchen to pour some water.

The water dispenser is placed in the kitchen.

"Of course it went well. With you, Sister Jiang, there will be absolutely no accidents. You can rest assured and recover."

"After all, the body is the capital of revolution."

"Only when the body is healthy can we return to work and earn money as soon as possible."

On the other end of the phone, Yin Yaping expressed her deep agreement with Jiang Yu's words.

"Sister Jiang, I'm looking for you so late, but there is actually one more thing."

As expected, Jiang Yu's face was like this, she typed quickly and replied.

"What's the matter, tell me, your sister Jiang can settle it for you!"

Yin Yaping said, "It's not a big deal, but I have a little aunt, and the family is arranging a blind date for her recently, but she is socially afraid and doesn't know how to chat with people."

"Basically add a WeChat, just chat with Huang."

"My aunt really had no choice, so she asked me for advice."

"But I'm a novice in love. I don't have any clue at all. I've been so worried these two days."

Jiang Yu gurgled and raised her head to finish drinking the water in the water glass.

After hearing Yin Yaping's words, she immediately became interested.

This means that my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurting, and I can go up to the fifth floor in one breath.

Anyway, it is full of energy!

Jiang Yu asked with great interest, "How old is your little aunt?"

Listening to Yin Yaping's brief introduction, I always feel that her aunt is not very old.

Yin Yaping immediately replied, "My aunt just turned 23 today."

Jiang Yu raised her eyebrows and thought, it was exactly as she had guessed.

She asked suspiciously, "How did you start a blind date at such a young age?"

Yin Yaping sighed, "My aunt is not in a hurry, it's my aunt who is in a hurry, and it's all arranged by my aunt."

Parents nowadays are really anxious. They wish they could add WeChat one second and step into the marriage palace the next. After a few days, they start looking forward to holding grandchildren.

Jiang Yu, "Since we are talking about one Huang and one other, then there should not be many candidates for blind dates now, right?"

Yin Yaping was quiet for a while before replying.

It is estimated that she sent a message to ask her aunt to go.

"Auntie said there are only two blind dates left."

Jiang Yu pondered for a while, and then sent a message, "I actually don't have much experience in blind dates, but I still have some experience in chatting on WeChat."

"If you want to chat with strangers on WeChat without looking too awkward, then a sense of humor is essential."

Yin Yaping's eyes lit up, and she felt that there was something interesting, so she hurriedly asked, "What kind of humor can you talk about?"

Jiang Yu's face was full of confidence, "You build a small group and pull me and your aunt into it. I'll say it in the group."

Jiang Jiang, Miss Jiang's class is about to start!
Yin Yaping did not hesitate, and quickly complied.

The days of recuperating from illness are so boring, how could she miss such an interesting event?
Yin Yaping quickly established a small group of three called "On How to Make Chatting Not Embarrassing".

After Jiang Yu entered the group, she immediately initiated a group voice call.

Yin Yaping and her aunt clicked through.

Jiang Yu cleared her throat and said, "The sense of humor is actually easy to understand, it's just telling jokes."

"A good joke can quickly break the awkward atmosphere and bring the distance between the two closer."

Yin Yaping, "Is it really that magical?"

Her aunt also asked suspiciously, "For example?"

Jiang Yu, "As we all know, failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success?"

Yin Yaping looked blank, "Who is it?"

Auntie, "Is this a joke?"

Jiang Yu, "Transfer the money to me, and you have successfully paid!"

Yin Yaping, "..."

"It turned out to be a homophonic stalk of evil, but I didn't realize it at the first time."

Wang Moumou, this prosperous world is as you wish!
Auntie, "..."

"Sloppy, it's really a joke, it's just a cold joke."

Jiang Yu, "Don't care if it's cold or not, just say it works or not? Do you have any ideas for chatting now?"

Yin Yaping thought about it for a while, "It seems to be true."

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(End of this chapter)