Destiny Only Han

Chapter 567 Liu Ying: Show off your talents and suppress tigers and wolves!

The wind and rain send spring back, and the snow welcomes spring. Amidst the scattered snowflakes, the Han army who attacked the Huns in the north began to retreat southward one after another.

But in the north of Yunzhong City, there are iron horses like rain and flags like clouds.

Today is the day when the Han and the Hungarians once again signed an armistice agreement. Attending the meeting were Maodun, Yanshi, and Youxian King Suodaji Porridge, as well as noble surnames of the Huns such as the left and right captains.

On the Han side, Liu Ying was too lazy to get the limelight, and those who accompanied Liu Bang were Lu Wan, Lu Ze, Xia Houying and Fan Kuai.

For the purpose of murder, Liu Bang returned the captured tiger skin cushion to the past as soon as he saw Maodun...

However, the big tent of the twelve Hanas that Mao Dun wanted to return the most was directly ignored by Liu Bang.

After all, it is not only a status symbol of Da Shanyu, but also expensive. The twelve hana tents cover an area of ​​more than 600 square meters, and countless wood and leather are used!

In the midst of Mao Dun's grievances, two copies of the national letter written in Qin Xiaozhuan and Han official script were placed in front of him and Liu Bang.

Well, the Huns only have language but no writing, so in order to take care of Modu's emotions, they replaced the Xiongnu's writing with Qin's writing.

Anyway, the high-ranking Xiongnu around Maodun were in their youth, which was the heyday of Qin's tyranny, and they were actually no strangers to Qin's writing.

It's just that porridge is different.

His eyes were burning with anger, his fists were clenched, and his heart was full of shame!

The letter of credence is signed, and the Huns will lose Helan Mountain!Lose Yinshan!Lose this large tract of fertile land!

How can this make him willing!

But just like what his mother said, the Shuda family is the descendant of the wolf god and wants to learn from wolves.

When the little wolf was still weak, he had to submit to a strong opponent, lower his head to reveal his belly, and buy himself time to grow, and when he was strong, he would bite off his opponent's neck!

However, when he looked at Mao Dun who was only able to stand firmly with his mother's gentle support, he couldn't help but have a different idea in his heart.

There is nothing wrong with learning from wolves, but if the leader of the wolf pack is old and cannot lead the pack to hunt sheep, shouldn't the little wolf bite off the neck of the old wolf and become the new leader?

Just like his father did back then?
When the porridge was sinking like water, the letter of credence was signed, and the rosy-faced Liu Bang walked up to the weak Maodun, laughing loudly like a bell, and hugged him.

"Okay, okay, from now on, you and I will form an alliance of brothers, and the two countries will enjoy peace forever, and we can't afford swords..."

And Lu Wan and others also walked over one after another, hugged the opposite Huns in their arms with their blood-stained hands, and laughed loudly.

Although the left and right captains and the others were full of confusion, the unique hospitality gene of the prairie people still made them laugh out loud.

And according to the custom they didn't know where they heard, they all raised their voices to show that they were more heroic than the other party and had no hostility!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Hahahahaha..."

When the Han and Hungarians hugged each other, King Xianbei and King Wuhuan, who had been called from far away to participate in the alliance, looked at each other with ecstatic expressions on their faces.

They have also seen the letter of credence signed by the Han and Hungarians. There is a part about them in the letter of credence, which is to dissolve their subordination relationship with the Huns. From now on, they no longer have to pay tribute to the Huns. Every year, a few carts of ginseng dug from the mountains, velvet antler sawn from the head of sika deer and other local specialties will be enough to offer to the emperor of the Han Dynasty!
Although this is not easy, but compared with the insatiable greed and bone-sucking marrow of the Huns, the Han people are relatively more civilized!

After all, the Han people pay attention to courtesy and reciprocity. After they present gifts to Liu Bang, they will get a sum of five baht coins as a reward. Get back a little money!
After the tribute is over, they can also sell the extra goods they brought directly in Chang'an City. The price is much higher than that in Liaodong!
And when they left, they would spend all the five baht to buy all kinds of Han goods, and then sell them to other tribes in the forest as middlemen, and exchange them for ginseng, Treasures such as velvet antler and sea Dongqing bought by the Han people at high prices...

Therefore, it’s not bad to be a Han Chinese dog!

So, amidst laughter and laughter, the alliance entered the next stage.

eat.

Liu Ying was wearing a fur suit and walked over with her head held high. Behind him was a super-large tray carried by sixteen strong men, on which was a whole roasted cow!

This is a way to show strength, and the reference is the "horse deceit feast" of the Mongolian people.

Because the size of the cow is huge, it is different from the super simple roasting method of roasting whole lamb, which requires a special roasting kiln and continuous heating to prevent the outside from being burnt and the inside still bloody.

After roasting two cows, Liu Ying finally found out the experience.

That is smoldering.

That is to say, try not to use open flames, use the residual temperature of the kiln to heat slowly, and then keep brushing the surface with cold oil to cool down, so that the inside and outside are ripe and consistent.

At this moment, in the amazement of everyone, Liu Ying chopped off the bull's head with a knife in his hand, split it into two, and sent it to Liu Bang and Maodun on a tray...

The bull's head, of course, should be enjoyed by the supreme ruler.

Well, in fact, the bull's head was almost cut off, and what Liu Ying cut off was only the last bone and tendon.

Next, he cut off the cow's neck, the cow's calf, hooves, and long tail, and presented them to Lu Wan, Lu Ze, and the high-ranking Xiongnu on the opposite side.

This represents the minister of bones, the minion of the king, and the tail of the king.

In the end, he picked a piece of brisket with a crispy shell and a tender and juicy inside, and placed it in front of him. As for the remaining barbecued meat, he shared it with the samurai brought by both sides.

Of course, the Han army ate meat, and the Huns ate bones.

As we all know, the meat on the bone is more delicious, so it is the way of hospitality to give good things to guests who come from afar!
With Liu Bang's face full of bewilderment, the third link was carried out.

Banquet, dance and music.

The Han army captured a lot of Huns who were good at singing and dancing, but considering that they would directly piss off Maodun, the dancing step was changed to Jiaodi.

Listening to the translation behind him, not only did Maudun raise the corners of his mouth, but even the porridge that was gnawing on the cow's neck became excited!

Wrestling, this is the strength of the Huns!

They fell sheep when they were young, and fell cattle when they grew up. It can be said that every Hun who is brave and good at fighting is first of all a skilled fighter!
So Jiji porridge clapped their hands, and after a while of murmurs, more than a dozen shirtless Huns who hurriedly wrapped colorful ribbons around their necks and walked up, dancing the eagle dance. The muscles on their bodies are bulging, and they are slick in the sun. With their serious expressions, they look extraordinarily aggressive.

But Liu Bang was not worried.

As the host and the rule maker, the most important thing is to rely on his understanding of Liu Ying, the Huns absolutely have no possibility of winning.

So, he bit the bullet and took a knife to cut the open-eyed, dying bull...

Seeing the flamboyant and provocative Huns, Fan Kui suddenly stood up, but sat back down with Liu Ying's gentle wave of his hand.

"How can you use a sledgehammer to kill a chicken? How can you wrestle with these barbarians with your status as Marquis Wuyang?"

After Liu Ying finished speaking, she stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers, so behind the curtain, two teams of brawny men who were also shirtless and only wore long trousers and boots walked out.

To be precise, this is Shandong Dahan!
These are all officers from the Jiaodong Peninsula who have undergone a full set of martial arts training, and they are the personal guards selected by Liu Yingyou.

As soon as they entered the arena, Fan Kui and the others immediately let out bursts of hearty laughter, while the Xiongnu fighters on the opposite side who were swinging their arms and legs and dancing the eagle dance were stupidly stunned.

So bullying!
Most of the wrestlers on the side of the Huns are about 1.6 meters to 1.7 meters, and they weigh no more than [-] to [-] catties. They are considered particularly majestic among the Huns, but when Liu Ying and other guards of the Eastern Palace come out, they will It looks like a child.

The guards of the Eastern Palace are generally about 1.9 meters tall, and the tallest one is nearly ten feet tall, as tall as Yao Ming...

But height is nothing, what makes the Huns tremble is their weight.

Liu Ying had previously weighed them in a way similar to Cao Chong's weighing an elephant. The lightest one weighed more than 220 kilograms. One meal killed two cages of fist-sized buns, and it would be hungry again in two hours...

Therefore, the next fight is not actually a fight, but an eagle catching a chicken...

After all, in later generations, in the more wild free fighting, the weight difference between the two players was not within ten kilograms, and once it exceeded this range, the heavier side would basically hit the lighter side...

So, amidst bursts of applause from Chinese voices, there was the sound of bones breaking like Ka Ka Ka.

In this period, there were no rules, or there was only one rule, that is, one stood, one lay down; one lived, and one died!

A moment later, when there was no longer any standing Hun fighters on the field, the big guys from Shandong imitated the frightened Huns and danced the eagle dance...

Too little salt, tasteless... Liu Ying smashed her mouth, threw the chopsticks in her hand aside, and her whole body became dispirited.

He is homesick.

Wanting to babble in his ear all day long, always trying to understand what he did, what he ate, what time he went to bed, what book he read, the Lu Zhi who had to worry about everything...

I want to always look at his smiling sibling Dou Yifang sweetly...

I miss his fiancée who wants money so badly, but is always let down by his bleeding fiancée...

Wanting to run over dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, he was thrown over his shoulder and thrown to the ground, the little loli who was chasing after him in Manweiyang Palace...

"Well, let's forget about this..."

(End of this chapter)