One Punch Monk

Chapter 61

Boys must learn to protect themselves when they go out.

Fortunately, Princess Taiping is not the kind of woman who is attracted to sex.

She just pulled the curtains of the car for a look, then put them down with a "swish".

"Guan'er, let's go, don't look."

The bullock cart paused, and then set off to the depths of the academy.

The curtain was surreptitiously lifted again.

In the stone pavilion,
"Since that's the case, the little monk is also quite interested in ghosts and monsters, so I will see you here tonight."

"Little master, thank you Yi for your righteous words!"

Shen Budu smiled, and repeated a few sentences to forget what happened.

Several people dispersed one after another, and the bamboo building area surrounded the lake, but they left in different directions.

"Where's Chi Ou?"

Shen Budu took Guoguo and found the iron bear in the depths of the bamboo forest.

Hearing someone's footsteps, Chi Ou hurriedly covered his little bundle vigilantly, for fear that someone would come to snatch the bamboo shoots again.

The two of them went back to the Zhulou District, Wu Lanshan came to the door, and only said that Princess Taiping had heard about "Three Poems of Lotus" and came to visit her in person. The princess, who only needed to talk to each other for a few words would reveal her truth, she simply confessed that these three poems were not written by her, and the poet came in with her.

Princess Taiping didn't say anything, she wanted to meet the poet, but Wu Lanshan went to the nearby bamboo building but couldn't find it, so she just gave up.

Shen Budu felt that it was a pity, if he could catch up with Princess Taiping, he might be able to meet Dean Song directly and complete the purpose of this trip.

"Chi Ou, let's go with the little monk at night, and see what happened to the ghost. It's quite strange that there are ghosts in the Nine Great Immortals."

"George, let's go together! Ben Xiong is also very curious."

At midnight, the night is as dark as ink.

In the silence, a shrill and strange voice suddenly sounded, which made people feel a little creepy, and then disappeared.

The students who tried their voices began to turn into credit-seekers.

"Hey, brother Huang, how is my learning? I have learned the frogs in the manor since I was a child."

"Not bad, not bad! You really look good at learning."

Huang Kai's right hand and foot were still a little awkward, he rested against the bamboo, just waiting for the group of Mr. Nan Guo to take the bait.

"The traps are all set?"

"It's set up."

Although Huang Kai claims to vent his anger on his father's behalf, of course, right now he thinks more about venting his anger on himself.

But he is not a vicious person, the so-called trap is nothing more than digging a few holes, there are no animal traps, bamboo sticks, wood thorns and caltrops inside, at most it is just a fall.

Huang Kai is not stupid, he was seriously injured and killed, even in a place like Haoran Academy, his father couldn't keep him.

But if it's just a prank and a joke, there won't be any heavy punishment.

After all, where there are people, there is a chain of contempt. It is not the first time that academy students look down on these people who come to gain fame from outside.

"During the day, that little monk spoke so annoyingly, he also brought the little girl, if you see him, you will definitely make him fall!"

Huang Kai gritted his teeth and said.

Several students looked at each other in blank dismay, but they didn't know how the little monk repeated a few lines of "because we have poetry posts" during the day, which made Huang Kai think about it all day long.

But this tone is always going to come out. After hearing about the strange things happening by the lakeside of the academy, several people came up with such thoughts.

Ghost?What ghost?How dare there be ghosts in Haoran Academy?
It's just rumors spread among the maids sweeping the floor in the academy and beating the old man.

Well, even in Shen Budu's previous life, there were indeed a lot of strange campus stories that were uttered in the mouths of Aunt Cleaning and Uncle Security, and passed on from generation to generation.

Several students are scholars and low-level practitioners of Confucianism. Although they generally only have eight or nine levels of cultivation, they still have confidence in the security environment of the academy.

Now that he has confirmed that the strange rumors are based on rumors, then he boldly intends to use an excuse to trick this group of stinky foreigners over and make them embarrassing.

A group of stinking foreigners came to our Haoran Academy to gain fame, bah, you deserve it too?

Especially the little monk,

The Empress values ​​Buddhism, Confucianism and Buddhism compete fiercely, you, a disciple of Buddhism, dare to come to our Confucian territory?

Definitely not as good as your juice.

What's more, the young monk is still so handsome, which adds to his popularity.

"coming!"

In the distant night, there are scattered figures.

Several students dispersed, holding their breath and hiding in the bamboo forest.

However, waiting left and right, but still no one came.

Now that the few people have dispersed, it is not easy to make a sound or gather together, so they have to hide in their own positions according to the division of labor planned before.

In the darkness, a student leaned against a bush and waited patiently, trying to hold his breath.

However, his bladder couldn't hold back.

There are three urgencies in people. When the urge to urinate like a mountain roar and tsunami oppressed every nerve of him, this student was fighting against it tenaciously with a sense of morality and shame.

field
Not so good?

I am an educated reader,
How can you do something like booing anywhere?

If you let your companions see it, wouldn't you be ridiculed?

But I really couldn't help it.
"Whoo~"

finally comfortable,
The sense of immorality generated by this wild environment even made him shiver and urinate crookedly.

He suddenly saw a figure a few steps away, who also seemed to be urinating on the bamboo.

The young man was full of firepower. He turned his head like this, and when he turned around, he accidentally urinated there.

"Stop it, you urethral-obsessed slut!"

The person on the side said angrily.

As the man turned around, the student suddenly shivered,

Wet shoes.

Because under the faint, even bloody light of the moon, he suddenly discovered it.

The one on the side is not a person, but an extremely weird body composed of countless three-dimensional "characters".

Or you can call it a paper man.

He just saw the other party's seemingly peeing action, but some "words" surged out of his body.

The student stood still in place,

His brain was in a mess, and he couldn't care less about the fact that the legendary ghost in the academy turned out to be true.

what do I do?how should i runWhat spell should I use?
forgot all.
His brain was blank, and he watched the body composed of "words" pouring towards him, like a liquid monster, like wriggling water thrown out of a basin.

The student even forgot to call for help, until his toes were soaked, and then he subconsciously straightened the water gun and drenched the "words" that rushed towards him.

The "word" is also like another wave of water, pounced on it.

Trembling, he squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, and his voice trembled.

"Come... to fight a water fight?"

(End of this chapter)