I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

Chapter 1316 It’s outrageous!

Nine years later.

Fangcun Mountain.

Leaning on a wooden stick, the monkey climbed up a thousand-foot-high peak with a unsteady gait. Against the backdrop of the calls of cranes, the soaring of phoenixes, the colorful mist and the shining light of the sun and moon, he saw a stone tablet with ten large characters inscribed on it: Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xieyue Sanxing Cave. He cheered immediately, dropped his wooden stick, jumped and spun around, his joy was beyond words.

He had a very difficult time in these nine years.

The precious pearls given by the Queen Mother were stolen away by someone in the second month after he came down the mountain. Many people even wanted to capture him as a wonder.

Fortunately, I didn’t encounter any immortal who wanted to collect a spiritual pet, otherwise, let alone revenge, I wouldn’t even have my freedom.

"Where are you from, monkey, and why are you jumping around here?" At this time, a fairy child came over and asked crisply.

In the master's door of Taoist Master Shen, Monkey did not dare to be presumptuous. He immediately took out the handwritten letter, waved it and said, "It was Taoist Master Shen who asked me to come."

"Master Brother Shen Gongbao?" the fairy boy asked in surprise.

The monkey nodded his head in a rush: "Yes, yes, Taoist Master Shen Gongbao."

The fairy boy was silent for a moment, and suddenly a friendly smile appeared on his face: "What does the eldest brother ask you to do?"

The monkey said, "Let me go to Bodhi Patriarch to become his disciple."

The fairy boy looked at him deeply and waved, "Follow me."

In a blink of an eye, the fairy boy led the monkey to a cliff, where he saw an old Taoist with white hair and beard sitting on a cushion, facing thirty or forty fairy cultivators, chanting the true mantra of the Tao.

Suddenly, he saw the fairy boy coming with a monkey demon. The old Taoist stopped teaching and asked in confusion, "Who are you looking for?"

Before the fairy boy could say anything, the monkey jumped out from behind him impatiently and asked, "Excuse me, are you Bodhi Patriarch?"

The old Taoist nodded slightly: "I am Bodhi."

The monkey was so overjoyed that he suddenly slid to his knees in front of the other party and raised the letter in his hand above his head: "Master, I am here to become your disciple. This is the letter of recommendation written to me by Taoist Master Shen Gongbao."

Bodhi: “…”

When did I ask you?

But since the letter from the other party was already in front of him, he had no choice but to take it. When he opened it, he found only four words inside: The Light of Buddhism.

Then above these four words, there is an upward arrow pointing opposite to you.

In other words, pointing at the golden monkey opposite him.

Looking at the letter, Bodhi was stunned.

It took him a long time to understand the meaning of these four words, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

That bastard would be exhausted to death if he wrote a few more words!

"What's your name?"

After a while, Bodhi took a deep breath, silently put away the letter, and looked down at the monkey head kneeling in front of him.

The monkey said, "I don't have a name."

Bodhi was stunned and asked, "You don't have a name? Then how did Shen Gongbao call you?"

The monkey said honestly: "He called me monkey."

Bodhi: “…”

In front of him, a group of apprentices clenched their teeth to prevent themselves from laughing out loud.

After a long while, Bodhi sighed and said, "How lazy this person is!"

The monkey was also smart and immediately said, "Master, please give me a name."

Bodhi stared at him for a while and said, "When the universe was first created, there was no name. To break the stubborn void, you need Wukong. From now on, you will be called Wukong."

The monkey laughed and clapped his hands: "Wukong, Wukong, I have a name~~"

……

Huaguoshan.

In front of the Water Curtain Cave.

The Golden Light Mother looked towards the Water Curtain Cave reluctantly and sighed softly, "I really can't bear to leave!"

Qin Yao smiled slightly: "It's always here, we can come back anytime."

The Golden Light Mother nodded, then suddenly turned her head and asked, "What kind of appearance do you like?"

Qin Yao said: "As long as it's something you made, I like it."

The corners of the Golden Light Mother's mouth slightly raised, and she transformed into a dignified and beautiful fair-skinned woman: "Is this okay?"

"Of course, you can't tell what you used to look like at all." Qin Yao praised and then turned into an unprepossessing middle-aged man.

"Is it necessary to become so ordinary?" asked the Golden Light Mother in confusion.

"Tianji Academy is the Queen Mother's base camp, so we can never be too careful."

At this point, Qin Yao instructed in his heart: "System, completely hide the traces of me and the Golden Light Mother."

[This transaction requires 10000 points of filial piety. Are you sure? ]

The system light symbol then flashed before his eyes.

Qin Yao said calmly: "Sure."

The Queen Mother's strength is unfathomable to begin with, not to mention the Haotian Mirror in the Heavenly Palace. Relying solely on their own transformation skills, they might be able to deceive some ordinary gods, but it would be wishful thinking to want to deceive the Queen Mother.

So, you can only cheat.

Apart from the inability to obtain filial piety points, there is no cheat that the system cannot unlock!

【Transaction successful.】

[This transaction deducts 10000 points of filial piety, and your remaining filial piety balance is 210565 points. ]

When these two lines of light symbols appeared one after another, two colorful light butterflies suddenly appeared in Qin Yao's sea of ​​consciousness. One flew towards his soul, and the other flew out of his sea of ​​consciousness, passed through his body, and flew towards the Golden Light Mother next to her.

"what is this?"

Out of trust in her husband, the Golden Light Mother did not dodge or evade, allowing the colorful light butterfly to hit her forehead and merge into her body. She just asked with some curiosity.

Qin Yao explained: "This is to add a layer of insurance to our transformation, so that the Queen Mother will not use the magic weapon to reveal our true form."

The Golden Light Mother suddenly realized and took his hand: "This will make you feel more at ease. Let's set off to heaven."

"Let's not go to Heaven first, let's go to Dragon Palace first." Qin Yao shook his head.

The Golden Light Mother was surprised and asked: "Why are you going to the Dragon Palace?"

Qin Yao changed back to his original appearance and said with a smile: "Aren't you curious about what I wrote in the letter I left for the monkey? You will know when you arrive at the Dragon Palace."

Lean less.

Inside the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.

Uncle Jiu, who was becoming more and more like a king, stood in front of the desk, with a bowing Prime Minister beside him. He looked at his favorite disciple slowly approaching with a smile on his face, and asked loudly, "Why are you here to take advantage of me again today?"

Since Huaguo Mountain is so close to the East China Sea, Qin Yao would come here to visit every now and then over the years, so Uncle Jiu asked this question.

"Meet the Dragon King."

Seeing the Dragon King in person, the Golden Light Mother bowed.

Uncle Jiu waved his hand: "We are a family, no need to be polite."

Qin Yao watched this scene with a smile, and then said: "This time we are going to fight a big autumn wind, and the Dinghai Shenzhen Iron will be born."

Uncle Jiu asked, "Are you taking it away now?"

Qin Yao waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, let the monkey come and get it himself."

Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows: "The monkey won't make trouble, right?" "No, this is not the traditional story." Qin Yao said.

On the side, Prime Minister Turtle, who always prided himself on being the think tank of the East China Sea, listened to their conversation himself, but found that he could not understand it at all.

  What is a monkey?

What's the fuss?

Why is it that in a seemingly ordinary conversation, where he knows every word spoken, he still needs to decipher the combination of the words?

……

This doubt troubled Prime Minister Turtle for twenty years. It was not until twenty years later that a golden monkey came to the Dragon Palace with a letter and was warmly received by the Dragon King. Only then did he begin to understand it.

The monkey that Taoist Shen mentioned should be this one. However, this monkey looks quite docile and doesn't seem like the kind of monkey that would make trouble.

"Old Dragon King, what is your relationship with Taoist Master Shen?"

Inside the Crystal Palace, Sun Wukong scratched his head subconsciously as he looked at the table in front of him filled with delicious food, fruits and vegetables.

"Eat and talk while eating." Uncle Jiu said gently.

Sun Wukong broke off a banana and ate it, looking at the other person with shining eyes.

Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "He is my benefactor. I am where I am today thanks to his support."

Sun Wukong paused for a moment while chewing and asked, "Is he very powerful?"

"Yes." Uncle Jiu responded, "I have never seen a better young man than him."

Sun Wukong said confidently: "I will definitely surpass him in the future."

Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "Maybe. I hope you can do it."

Sun Wukong blinked and said hesitantly: "Can you tell me his story?"

“This is going to be a long story…”

"It's okay, I have time."

Uncle Jiu said in a gentle voice: "Then we have to start from when the three religions jointly signed the List of Gods..."

After a long time.

He finally finished this long story, but there was still half of the banana left in Sun Wukong's hand.

Looking at the monkey who looked shocked, Uncle Jiu chuckled: "Do you still think you can surpass him now?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Eat quickly, and then I'll take you to see the gifts." After a moment of silence, Uncle Jiu said again.

Sun Wukong quickly ate the half banana in his hand, and then put the things on the table into his sleeves: "Let's take a look at the gifts first."

Not long after.

Uncle Jiu took him to the old site of the Dragon Palace Prison, pointed at the huge coiled dragon pillar and said, "The treasure is inside."

Sun Wukong took a deep breath, gathered his strength and punched the stone shell of the Panlong Pillar.

In an instant, the stone shell broke rapidly and then exploded in all directions. A huge pillar emitting golden-red light appeared in the monkey's eyes, like a red-hot iron.

"The Ruyi Golden Cudgel weighs thirteen thousand five hundred kilograms."

Staring blankly at the line of characters engraved on it, Sun Wukong muttered to himself.

……

A day in heaven is one year on earth.

Sun Wukong had returned from his studies, but Qin Yao and the Golden Light Mother Goddess had just been admitted to the Tianji Academy and were assigned to substitute teachers in different classes.

It must be mentioned here that the Tianji Office is a government office in the fairy world and is only responsible to the Supreme Saint Tianzun.

Tianji Academy is an academy for selecting talents for this government office, so it has classes and teachers.

The students of Tianji Academy are generally from the lower realms. Most of them are ascenders, but there are also second-generation immortals and gods...

For the teachers in Tianji Academy, the ascenders are the easiest students to teach.

The second generation of immortals, especially those with a certain family background, are the most troublesome.

Therefore, the classes to which the two new teachers, Qin Yao and Jin Guang Sheng Mu, were assigned were the classes with the largest number of second-generation immortals.

And the teachers in these two classes hardly last long...

Under such circumstances, Qin Yao, carrying the lesson plan for teaching, just walked into the class assigned to him, and saw a group of students in black clothes sitting properly, while a group of students in red robes and black hats were sitting lazily and crookedly.

The red-robed students who leaned back and put their arms on the desk behind them were still considered okay. The worst was a student with a pointed face and a streak of erect hair on his chin, who actually lay down in the classroom, with several female classmates around him massaging his shoulders and legs.

This scene was quite outrageous, but seeing how calm and composed the people around him were, it was obvious that they were used to it.

"Snapped."

Qin Yao gently threw the lesson plan on the table and walked towards the most arrogant "lying man" step by step. Two men in black suddenly leaped over and blocked him.

"Are you students?" Qin Yao asked.

"What do you want to do?" the man in black on the left asked.

Qin Yao smiled and said, "Let me ask again, are you students?"

The man in black on the right said coldly, "Are you the new substitute teacher? My son is taking a lunch break. Just teach your class and don't disturb his sleep."

Qin Yao put away his smile and held up three fingers towards them: "I'll count to three. If you're still here after three, don't blame me for being rude."

The man in black on the left sneered: "Do you know who we are?"

Qin Yao said softly: "Three."

The man in black on the right said, "My son Ju Ling's father is now a capable general under the seat of Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King..."

Qin Yao was unmoved: "Two."

The man in black on the right: "If you offend our young master, you are offending the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King!"

Qin Yao shook his head: "One."

After he finished reading the last number, he didn't make any move. There were only two bangs, and two men in black flew out of the church and disappeared in an instant.

At this time, the giant who had his eyes closed finally opened them, but he still squinted at the new gentleman in front of him and asked, "Where did you come from? Who is your backer?"

Qin Yao said: "Is that what you are asking me?"

Young Master Ju Ling taunted him, "How else can I ask? Should I ask you after you kneel down?"

As soon as he finished speaking, all the red-clothed students in the room burst into laughter, and looked at Qin Yao with teasing eyes.

Qin Yao really couldn't get angry, he just felt it was funny.

This guy's father worked for Li Jing, but when Li Jing saw him, he respectfully called him "Immortal".

You let him get angry with the other party, it really makes it difficult for him...

"Okay, let's start with courtesy before force."

Qin Yao smiled and said, "I didn't just jump out of nowhere. I passed the exam and got in. I don't have any strong backers. If I have to say there is one..."

At this point, he tapped his temple and said, "Then my support is my brain."

"Oh~~" Young Master Ju Ling said in a long tone, deliberately humiliating: "If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't know you had a brain."

Before he finished speaking, the red-dressed students at the scene burst into laughter.

"Snapped."

Suddenly, a loud slap interrupted everyone's laughter and made the whole church silent.

On the recliner, five bright red finger marks appeared out of thin air on Master Juling's face, but in his eyes, the substitute teacher sitting opposite him didn't move at all.

"what!"

The next moment, Master Ju Ling cried out in pain, stood up suddenly, pointed at Qin Yao and yelled, "You hit me, you actually dared to hit me, how outrageous, this is outrageous!!!"