I am a boss in the world of nine uncles
Chapter 158
Chapter 158 The Immortal Splashes Water (Subscribe)
"But you need to change your name and surname, and you can't join the army with your real name. This is a hidden dragon, just like a dragon swimming in shallow water to protect itself."
Liu Dalong explained: "But the word "dragon" must not be forgotten, and it must not be lost at all, otherwise there is no chance of flying dragon in the sky?
So under the guidance of the old Taoist priest, I changed my name to Liu Long, with the intention of staying with the dragon.Later, I joined the army under the name of Liu Long. After many battles, I finally grew up to be a warlord as the old Taoist said.
But as the name was called, Liu Long became Dalong, and then Liu Dalong...
After achieving success and fame and returning to my hometown, my first thought was not to enjoy myself, but to mobilize all my strength to find the old Taoist priest and try to keep him by my side.
But the old Taoist was not greedy for pleasure, let alone money. For the sake of my sincerity, he helped me choose a site to rebuild the ancestral hall, and then drifted away. I have never seen him since. "
"Really a god."
Uncle Jiu stood in front of the ancestral hall, pointed in all directions and said, "This place is on the hillside, facing the sea in the east, and the mountains behind. There will be sun and rain from time to time, and this pattern of Feng Shui pipes is called fairy splashing water."
"That's right, that's right, that old Taoist priest said the same thing back then." Liu Dalong was overjoyed, and praised him in a rare way: "Lin Jiu, you Taoist priest can do a good job!"
Uncle Jiu glanced at him, and said, "Then did he tell you that there are advantages and disadvantages to splashing water by gods?"
"Of course I did, and the explanation was very detailed." Liu Dalong said without hesitation: "Not to mention the pros and cons, he also said that the gods splashed water and should not be buried. If the coffin touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the whole family. Come here and open the door."
The guards opened the gate, and Uncle Jiu walked in first, pointing to the pillars that hung the coffin and soaked in the golden basin water: "Even the pillars are separated by golden basin water, that old Taoist seems not only kind-hearted, but also very careful. Commander, do you know his name?"
"I remember it was Sammo Hung." Liu Dalong said.
"Pfft." Qin Yao couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What are you laughing at? Do you know him?" Uncle Jiu asked.
Qin Yao said in his heart: Don't you know him? "Lin Zhengying" is from "Sammo Hung".
In fact, this is the reason why the old Taoist priest in the movie was called this name.
"I don't know, I don't know, it's just that this name is the same as a person in my memory."
Uncle Jiu was speechless, unable to understand what was so funny about it, he turned to Liu Dalong and said, "Look around, there must be a coffin on the ground."
"I saw it." At this moment, Qin Yao suddenly pointed to a coffin in the corner.
"Who's in this coffin?" Uncle Jiu paced over and asked in a concentrated voice.
"My father." Liu Dalong responded.
"Turned into a zombie."
Liu Dalong: "???"
Seeing his bewildered expression, Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, "The breath of the corpse is overflowing, if you don't believe me, go and smell it."
Liu Dalong: "..."
I'm sick
Go smell the corpse!
"Come on, open the coffin."
Four guards stepped forward, in groups of two, exerting force from two directions, trying to open the coffin lid, but even with all their strength, the coffin lid still remained motionless.
"Don't try it, it seems that the coffin lid is bitten by the corpse's breath, and it cannot be opened during the day." Uncle Jiu said.
"Then come back at night?" Liu Dalong asked.
"If you come at night, the breath of the corpse will be restrained. Once the coffin lid is opened, your father will wake up." Qin Yao said lightly.
Liu Dalong: "..."
paralyzed.
My dad has been dead for many years.
It's not like I fell asleep!
"Master, he was bitten by his father, is it possible to pull out his father's tooth, grind it into powder, wash it with water and feed him to drink, so that he can fight the poison with the poison and dissolve the poison of the corpse?" Qin Yao asked uncertainly.
Although Uncle Jiu said this in the movie, he is not sure whether the knowledge in the movie can be applied in reality.
"Where did you hear this theory?" Uncle Jiu asked curiously.
Qin Yao made a haha: "It seems that I heard two ghosts say it when they were chatting, I don't know if it's true."
Uncle Jiu nodded and said, "If you can't find any other antidote, this is indeed a solution."
"Since that's the case, why don't I try to open the lid of the coffin? His father bit him while he was sleeping, and asked him to pull out his teeth while his father was sleeping. It's retaliation for retribution gone."
Liu Dalong: "..."
Ninth Uncle: "..."
Logic seems to be fine.
"Mr. Qin, please do it." Shao Qing, Liu Dalong said decisively.
Compared to pulling out his old bean's teeth, he was more worried about becoming a zombie in the future.
As a warlord, he is as powerful as a local emperor, and he is far from enjoying enough!
Qin Yao came to the coffin with strides, bent down, pressed the bottom of the coffin with his left hand, and supported the lid of the coffin with his right hand, his arms stretched, his muscles tensed, and the internal force of the big yellow court in his body surged wildly, pouring into the meridians of both arms, so that The exposed palms seemed to glow with golden light.
"Boom..."
"Boom..."
"Snapped!"
He made a miracle with all his strength, and the coffin lid that was originally tightly stitched was broken into pieces by his palm, and the corpse aura that was biting the coffin lid had a breakthrough, and overflowed along the cracked hole.
"It smells so good." Liu Dalong took a breath, and immediately showed a sense of relief on his face.
Floating on the clouds as if inhaling opium.
Uncle Jiu's expression changed slightly, he immediately grabbed his wrist, and forcibly dragged him out of the ancestral hall at high speed.
"Lin Jiu, what are you doing?" After going out, the feeling of ecstasy disappeared in an instant, and Liu Dalong suddenly felt an unknown fire in his heart, and shouted loudly.
Uncle Jiu let go of his wrist, and said calmly: "If you want to become a zombie sooner and lose all the feelings and even emotions of being a human being, you can go in and suck it as much as you want."
Liu Dalong was startled, but he didn't want to give in. He pointed at Qin Yao and said, "Why is he inside?"
Uncle Jiu said indifferently: "He has killed more zombies than you have ever heard of."
Liu Dalong: "..."
Is this explaining or showing off?
Inside the shrine.
When the corpse in the coffin was about to dissipate, Qin Yao lifted the dilapidated coffin lid, then dropped the coffin on the ground with a bang, looked down into the coffin, and saw Liu Dalong and his father, Mr. Long, wearing a black suit. Wearing a double-breasted long gown and a black official cap, he lay flat in the center of the coffin, with an elegant death posture.
"Okay, let's go in." Outside the ancestral hall, Uncle Jiu probed and sniffed, and said to Liu Dalong who kept scratching his hands.
Liu Dalong nodded, and said to the guards who were accompanying him: "Go get a saw and prepare to saw your teeth...Damn it, I don't know what zombie teeth taste like, can I drink it?"
(End of this chapter)
"But you need to change your name and surname, and you can't join the army with your real name. This is a hidden dragon, just like a dragon swimming in shallow water to protect itself."
Liu Dalong explained: "But the word "dragon" must not be forgotten, and it must not be lost at all, otherwise there is no chance of flying dragon in the sky?
So under the guidance of the old Taoist priest, I changed my name to Liu Long, with the intention of staying with the dragon.Later, I joined the army under the name of Liu Long. After many battles, I finally grew up to be a warlord as the old Taoist said.
But as the name was called, Liu Long became Dalong, and then Liu Dalong...
After achieving success and fame and returning to my hometown, my first thought was not to enjoy myself, but to mobilize all my strength to find the old Taoist priest and try to keep him by my side.
But the old Taoist was not greedy for pleasure, let alone money. For the sake of my sincerity, he helped me choose a site to rebuild the ancestral hall, and then drifted away. I have never seen him since. "
"Really a god."
Uncle Jiu stood in front of the ancestral hall, pointed in all directions and said, "This place is on the hillside, facing the sea in the east, and the mountains behind. There will be sun and rain from time to time, and this pattern of Feng Shui pipes is called fairy splashing water."
"That's right, that's right, that old Taoist priest said the same thing back then." Liu Dalong was overjoyed, and praised him in a rare way: "Lin Jiu, you Taoist priest can do a good job!"
Uncle Jiu glanced at him, and said, "Then did he tell you that there are advantages and disadvantages to splashing water by gods?"
"Of course I did, and the explanation was very detailed." Liu Dalong said without hesitation: "Not to mention the pros and cons, he also said that the gods splashed water and should not be buried. If the coffin touches the ground, it will be unlucky for the whole family. Come here and open the door."
The guards opened the gate, and Uncle Jiu walked in first, pointing to the pillars that hung the coffin and soaked in the golden basin water: "Even the pillars are separated by golden basin water, that old Taoist seems not only kind-hearted, but also very careful. Commander, do you know his name?"
"I remember it was Sammo Hung." Liu Dalong said.
"Pfft." Qin Yao couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What are you laughing at? Do you know him?" Uncle Jiu asked.
Qin Yao said in his heart: Don't you know him? "Lin Zhengying" is from "Sammo Hung".
In fact, this is the reason why the old Taoist priest in the movie was called this name.
"I don't know, I don't know, it's just that this name is the same as a person in my memory."
Uncle Jiu was speechless, unable to understand what was so funny about it, he turned to Liu Dalong and said, "Look around, there must be a coffin on the ground."
"I saw it." At this moment, Qin Yao suddenly pointed to a coffin in the corner.
"Who's in this coffin?" Uncle Jiu paced over and asked in a concentrated voice.
"My father." Liu Dalong responded.
"Turned into a zombie."
Liu Dalong: "???"
Seeing his bewildered expression, Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, "The breath of the corpse is overflowing, if you don't believe me, go and smell it."
Liu Dalong: "..."
I'm sick
Go smell the corpse!
"Come on, open the coffin."
Four guards stepped forward, in groups of two, exerting force from two directions, trying to open the coffin lid, but even with all their strength, the coffin lid still remained motionless.
"Don't try it, it seems that the coffin lid is bitten by the corpse's breath, and it cannot be opened during the day." Uncle Jiu said.
"Then come back at night?" Liu Dalong asked.
"If you come at night, the breath of the corpse will be restrained. Once the coffin lid is opened, your father will wake up." Qin Yao said lightly.
Liu Dalong: "..."
paralyzed.
My dad has been dead for many years.
It's not like I fell asleep!
"Master, he was bitten by his father, is it possible to pull out his father's tooth, grind it into powder, wash it with water and feed him to drink, so that he can fight the poison with the poison and dissolve the poison of the corpse?" Qin Yao asked uncertainly.
Although Uncle Jiu said this in the movie, he is not sure whether the knowledge in the movie can be applied in reality.
"Where did you hear this theory?" Uncle Jiu asked curiously.
Qin Yao made a haha: "It seems that I heard two ghosts say it when they were chatting, I don't know if it's true."
Uncle Jiu nodded and said, "If you can't find any other antidote, this is indeed a solution."
"Since that's the case, why don't I try to open the lid of the coffin? His father bit him while he was sleeping, and asked him to pull out his teeth while his father was sleeping. It's retaliation for retribution gone."
Liu Dalong: "..."
Ninth Uncle: "..."
Logic seems to be fine.
"Mr. Qin, please do it." Shao Qing, Liu Dalong said decisively.
Compared to pulling out his old bean's teeth, he was more worried about becoming a zombie in the future.
As a warlord, he is as powerful as a local emperor, and he is far from enjoying enough!
Qin Yao came to the coffin with strides, bent down, pressed the bottom of the coffin with his left hand, and supported the lid of the coffin with his right hand, his arms stretched, his muscles tensed, and the internal force of the big yellow court in his body surged wildly, pouring into the meridians of both arms, so that The exposed palms seemed to glow with golden light.
"Boom..."
"Boom..."
"Snapped!"
He made a miracle with all his strength, and the coffin lid that was originally tightly stitched was broken into pieces by his palm, and the corpse aura that was biting the coffin lid had a breakthrough, and overflowed along the cracked hole.
"It smells so good." Liu Dalong took a breath, and immediately showed a sense of relief on his face.
Floating on the clouds as if inhaling opium.
Uncle Jiu's expression changed slightly, he immediately grabbed his wrist, and forcibly dragged him out of the ancestral hall at high speed.
"Lin Jiu, what are you doing?" After going out, the feeling of ecstasy disappeared in an instant, and Liu Dalong suddenly felt an unknown fire in his heart, and shouted loudly.
Uncle Jiu let go of his wrist, and said calmly: "If you want to become a zombie sooner and lose all the feelings and even emotions of being a human being, you can go in and suck it as much as you want."
Liu Dalong was startled, but he didn't want to give in. He pointed at Qin Yao and said, "Why is he inside?"
Uncle Jiu said indifferently: "He has killed more zombies than you have ever heard of."
Liu Dalong: "..."
Is this explaining or showing off?
Inside the shrine.
When the corpse in the coffin was about to dissipate, Qin Yao lifted the dilapidated coffin lid, then dropped the coffin on the ground with a bang, looked down into the coffin, and saw Liu Dalong and his father, Mr. Long, wearing a black suit. Wearing a double-breasted long gown and a black official cap, he lay flat in the center of the coffin, with an elegant death posture.
"Okay, let's go in." Outside the ancestral hall, Uncle Jiu probed and sniffed, and said to Liu Dalong who kept scratching his hands.
Liu Dalong nodded, and said to the guards who were accompanying him: "Go get a saw and prepare to saw your teeth...Damn it, I don't know what zombie teeth taste like, can I drink it?"
(End of this chapter)
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