I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

"Whoosh, whoosh..."

A moment later, the yellow dog buried its head in an iron basin and devoured all the instant noodles in it like a whirlwind. Then, it looked at Qin Yao with lingering satisfaction and said, "Another basin, please."

Qin Yao chuckled and said, "Sure, we'll exchange it for the Pure Land of Mount Heng."

The yellow dog said with dissatisfaction, "The Pure Land of Mount Heng is a divine object in this world. You want me to exchange this divine object for this kind of food?"

Qin Yao slowly suppressed his smile and calmly said, "Things are valued for their rarity. All five sacred mountains have their own pure lands, but the kind of food you are eating can only be provided here in the entire world! In other words, you won't be able to eat another bite of this food, no matter how far you travel in the Three Realms, except here."

Yellow dog: "..."

During his silence, Qin Yao continued, "For you, this deal is definitely a sure thing."

The reason is simple: if you can't defeat the God of Mount Tai, how can you stop us from seizing the sacred land of Mount Heng?

If this happens, you'll not only gain nothing, but you'll also lose the Pure Land of Nanyue. Do you understand this logic?

The yellow dog let out a long breath and asked, "How do I change it?"

Qin Yao's consciousness was immersed in the fantasy room, and he ordered, "Exchange for 365 buckets of braised beef noodles."

[This transaction requires 365 filial piety points. Continue?]

“Continue!” Qin Yao said without hesitation.

[Transaction successful. Your remaining Filial Piety Points balance is 1202 points.]

As those characters flashed by, 365 buckets of instant noodles materialized inside the fantasy house...

With a thought, Qin Yao took out all the buckets of noodles and piled them in front of the yellow dog: "I will exchange these noodles for all the Pure Land of Nanyue in your hands."

The yellow dog stared intently at the rows of red buckets and asked, "The noodles inside, can you just boil them and eat them too?"

"Yes."

Qin Yao reached out and patted the paper bucket of beef noodles, saying with a smile, "You've never seen such ingredients and such an exquisite bowl before, have you? This also proves what I just said: no one but me can provide this kind of food."

After hesitating for a long time, the yellow dog finally turned to look at the women who were still happily eating, and gritted his teeth, saying, "Fine, you wait..."

half an hour.

As the Flower Goddess filled the sacred land of Mount Heng with an ancient treasure bottle, the Yellow Dog also summoned a group of demonic beasts to carefully carry the bucket of noodles back to the cave, and both sides were overjoyed.

"God of Mount Heng, are you interested in making a deal?"

After the instant noodles were all gone, just as Huang Gou was about to see the guests off, Qin Yao suddenly asked with a smile.

A hint of curiosity flashed in the yellow dog's eyes: "What kind of deal?"

"You help us obtain pure land and pure water, and I will give you appropriate compensation," Qin Yao said with a smile.

No one knew better than him that, unless facing the Demon Emperor, in the process of "taking action," there was truly strength in numbers—a truth proven by the original series.

"What is the corresponding reward?" the yellow dog asked with great interest.

Qin Yao said, "One part pure soil plus one hundred buckets of flour, one part pure water plus one hundred and fifty buckets of flour."

The yellow dog said, "A hundred barrels? But just now..."

Qin Yao interrupted, saying, "The situation is different. You just gave us a piece of pure land, not something we obtained together."

If we wait here, and you can bring me the rest of the Pure Land and True Water in a short time, I can trade at a ratio of one to three hundred and sixty-five.

The yellow dog was speechless.

When you actually let him do it himself, he lacks the confidence...

The next day.

Above Mount Hua.

Qin Yao silently activated his divine eye, scanning the entire mountain, and soon found a man with spiritual energy emanating from his body inside a cave.

In the original drama, this person is the manager of the Western Mountain Pure Land, and also the easiest Pure Land owner to deal with.

The reason is simple: he was originally a wild man who, by chance, obtained the opportunity to live forever, but he had no magic or immortal techniques and could only be considered a wild mountain god. Therefore, his desire to become an immortal had become an obsession.

In this situation, as long as one is granted a celestial position, one can easily exchange it for the Pure Land. The reason why the main characters in the original drama had such a difficult time was firstly because they traveled by land, which took a long time and involved many things, and secondly because the Dragon Prince was interfering.

Now, wherever he goes, he travels on clouds, and having already taken in the Dragon Prince, he has laid the foundation for the speedrun mission...

Lean less.

Inside the cave.

Upon hearing the footsteps, the burly figure immediately picked up his spear and shouted softly, "Who's there?"

The footsteps stopped abruptly outside the cave, followed by a gentle voice: "We are envoys from Heaven."

"An envoy from Heaven?"

The burly figure's eyes suddenly lit up, and he strode out of the cave. Upon looking closely, his heart trembled.

Those gorgeous clothes and otherworldly aura were indeed extraordinary.

"May I ask your name?" Qin Yao asked with a smile as soon as they met.

A fawning smile appeared on the burly figure's face as he said, "My name is King Gesala. May I ask if you have come to guide me to immortality?"

Qin Yao nodded: "Yes."

"Great, great."

The man, with a full head of black hair and a burly build like a bear, suddenly jumped up and down like a child, his excitement overflowing.

"Don't be too happy yet," Qin Yao suddenly said. "The path from mortal to immortal is fraught with difficulties. Even with our help, you still have to pass a test."

King Gesala gradually calmed down, cupped his hands, and asked, "May I ask the angel, what is this test?"

Qin Yao asked, "Have you ever heard of the Pure Land of the Western Peak?"

King Gesala nodded and said, "I was born and raised in the Western Mountain, so I am naturally familiar with this pure land."

"The test is to help us obtain the Pure Land of the Western Peak," Qin Yao said.

King Gesala was overjoyed and said, "This matter is simple. Please follow me."

"Father, who are they?"

Shortly after, just as King Gesala emerged from the cave, a round-faced youth suddenly appeared and asked King Gesala a question.

King Gesala immediately explained, "They are all angels from heaven, who have come to guide you to become a father and an immortal."

After saying this, he turned to Qin Yao and the others and said, "Gentlemen, this is my son..."

"He is indeed a handsome man." Before King Gesala could give a detailed introduction, Qin Yao interrupted with a smile.

He knew that this little Gesar and the Dragon Prince were close friends, and saying too much might cause problems.

Let's get our hands on the Pure Land of Mount Hua first, then we can talk about other things later!
Little Gesa was initially wary of their group, but after Qin Yao's praise, his wariness remained, but he couldn't bring himself to be resentful. He smiled and asked, "Are you really immortals?" Qin Yao nodded, and with a flick of his hand, summoned the Xuanyuan Sword, enlarging its blade countless times before it soared rapidly above their heads: "How is it?"

Little Gesa paused slightly, then sighed, "Father's affinity with the immortals is truly beyond our reach."

He also knew the story of King Gesala.

When the entire clan died, only my father survived. He was struck by divine power from the heavens and became immortal, becoming the god of Mount Hua.

Now, a celestial being has descended to earth to personally guide them... Throughout history, those with such incredible luck are probably few and far between!
Then, led by Gesar and his son, the group arrived at an altar. The Flower Goddess took out an ancient treasure bottle, channeled her power, and swiftly collected the Pure Land of the Western Peak...

"Angel, when can I go to heaven?"

Seeing the Flower Goddess casually put away the treasure bottle, King Gesala quickly asked.

Qin Yao said, "We need to go to Beiyue immediately to collect the Pure Land of Beiyue, and we don't have time to go to heaven for the time being. Will you two come with us and be granted titles in heaven after the mission is completed, or will you stay here and wait for the summons?"

“Father, I want to go to the Northern Mountain with them.” Just as King Gesala hesitated, young Gesala said decisively.

King Gesala let out a long breath and said in a deep voice, "Very well, then let us go to the Northern Peak with the angels..."

late at night.

Beiyue.

Beside the blazing bonfire, countless men and women with strange symbols painted on their faces danced and chanted around a boy lying on the ground, as if performing some kind of mysterious ritual.

Under the bright moon, in the vast sky, a golden cloud suddenly flew in and hovered above the ceremony.

On the cloud, the Flower Goddess peered down at the scene below and asked in surprise, "What are they doing?"

Qin Yao controlled the golden cloud to slowly descend, saying, "Just ask around."

Among the crowd, a middle-aged man with hair as thin as straw and wearing an animal skin coat suddenly sensed their presence. Looking at the shimmering golden clouds, his eyes lit up, and he rushed over: "May I ask if you are the angels who heard our call and descended to save people?"

Qin Yao readily agreed, "That's right! Who are you?"

The middle-aged man was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Reporting to the angel, I am the current leader of the Kuafu tribe."

Qin Yao nodded slightly: "Why do you seek help from Heaven?"

The middle-aged man's expression immediately changed, and he said with a wry smile, "Because of a curse."

"A curse?" the Flower Goddess asked curiously. "What curse?"

The Kuafu chieftain sighed softly: "I don't know when it started, but a strange disease swept through the Kuafu tribe. Those who were afflicted initially felt cold all over, then their lips and nails slowly turned purple, they began to have unbearable high fever, dry mouth and throat, and finally died in agony."

No one knew the reason for this until one day, a dragon prince came to the clan and said that it was a curse that could only be broken by chasing the sun.

He didn't explain the underlying principle, but after our tribe started holding a warrior tournament to select the strongest warrior to chase the sun, the curse did indeed disappear for a long time.

Unexpectedly, another case has emerged, namely the child who was prayed for…

Qin Yao pursed his lips, strode over to the boy's side, carefully examined the situation, then turned to the Kuafu leader and said, "You've been tricked by that Dragon Prince!"

The Kuafu chieftain was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"He was poisoned by miasma, not by any curse. The story of chasing the sun is just a joke." Qin Yao shook his head, then took out a piece of herb from Shennong's collection and fed it to the boy.

As the herbs entered his mouth, the boy's pained expression gradually subsided, a scene that greatly shocked the leader of the Kuafu clan.

If they were truly being played, then what about the clan elites who died on the path of chasing the sun in the past?
"Stop singing and dancing, hurry up and send him to get some rest." While he was still in a daze, Qin Yao said to the leader of Kuafu.

The Kuafu chieftain had no choice but to suppress his complicated feelings and turn to order his people to take the boy away.

"Thank you for your guidance, Immortal!"

At this moment, a girl suddenly rushed out from the crowd, knelt down in front of Qin Yao, and looked overjoyed.

Qin Yao glanced at her and immediately guessed her identity: "Are you Yue Rou?"

In the original series, Yue Rou's lover is the winner of the most recent Warrior Tournament, so if nothing unexpected happens, the task of chasing the sun will definitely fall to him.

And this must be the reason why the other party suddenly knelt down to express their gratitude...

The girl said, "Immortal, your wisdom is divine and ingenious. I am Yue Rou."

Qin Yao nodded and raised his hand, saying, "Get up."

Yue Rou immediately stood up and turned to look at the Kuafu leader: "Father, is it unnecessary to hold this Warriors Tournament anymore?"

The Kuafu chieftain said with a bitter expression, "It's all a joke... what's the point of doing anything?"

Yue Rou finally felt relieved and a bright smile appeared on her face.

"Thank you, immortal, for saving my people and for solving the mystery of Kuafu chasing the sun." At this moment, the Kuafu chief solemnly said to Qin Yao.

Qin Yao waved his hand: "No need to be polite. To be honest, I also have something to ask of you."

The Kuafu chieftain asked curiously, "Ask me?"

Qin Yao smiled and said, "Yes, I want the Pure Land of Beiyue, and I'd also like to borrow the sacred bowl of your Kuafu clan."

Kuafu leader: "..."

Although he was grateful for the other party's help, the request was really...

"If you agree, I will pass on to your Kuafu tribe a set of Shennong's Herbal Classics. With this classic, you will no longer be fooled by others, and you will be able to cultivate a group of tribe physicians to benefit future generations," Qin Yao tempted.

At this point, he gave Yue Rou a meaningful glance.

Yue Rou instantly understood his meaning and immediately advised, "Father, think about those clansmen who died on the path of chasing the sun. If we had the relevant knowledge, this tragedy would not have happened."

Think of those of our people who died from illness; if we had doctors, we could have saved their lives.

Even the most precious sacred land and holy bowl cannot compare to the future of my Kuafu tribe, can they?

At her urging, the Kuafu leader took a deep breath and said, "Please follow me..."

Midnight watch.

In the guest room.

The fairies eagerly played with the sacred bowl of the Kuafu tribe, clearly very curious about it.

At the table nearby, the Flower Goddess glanced at Qin Yao, who was smiling, and asked, "How did you know about the Kuafu tribe's sacred bowl? Also, why do you want this sacred bowl?"

Qin Yao responded, "When I traveled through the Great Wilderness before, I heard some stories about the Kuafu tribe, such as this sacred bowl."

Then it occurred to me that since there are vessels to collect the pure land of the Five Sacred Mountains, are there any conditions to collect real water?
You can't possibly use an ancient treasure bottle that contains pure soil to hold real water, can you?
Then, recalling the sacred bowl of the Kuafu tribe, he made this request.

The Flower Goddess was awestruck and finally exclaimed from the bottom of her heart, "Your vision is far-reaching and your thoughts are profound; looking across the three realms, you are unparalleled in the world!"

Qin Yao: "..."

Even though his skin had been hardened considerably, it was still slightly flushed at this moment.

This praise is a gross exaggeration; family members know their own affairs best. At most, he's just benefiting from being a "prophet," he's not that capable at all... (End of Chapter)