I am a boss in the world of nine uncles
Chapter 173 Uncle 9: Back off, I'm about to start manifesting my holiness.
Chapter 173 Uncle Nine: Back off, I'm going to start manifesting my holiness.
"Your four-eyed master uncle sent a flying letter saying that Shi Shaojian hurried down the mountain with a group of Xingtang disciples. I don't know what he intends to do. Let us be careful." Sitting on the main seat, Uncle Jiu said straight to the point.
"Looking at the area that can be involved in the punishment hall, only Yizhuang can make it so mobilizing." While Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were still thinking about it, Qin Yao continued: "Don't come early, don't come late, it's just this time Come on, nine times out of ten it is aimed at the little zombie."
"Master, is there any precedent for adopting zombies in Maoshan?" Qiusheng asked.
Uncle Jiu shook his head: "But in any orthodox sect, no one dares to raise zombies openly."
"Then why don't we hide the little zombie first?" Wen Cai suggested, "As for the future, we can wait until we have dealt with this crisis."
"No."
Qin Yao waved his hand and said: "As long as Shi Shaojian is determined to find it, no matter where we hide the little zombie, he will dig it out, and it will be even more difficult to explain. At the same time, it will not work to release Yizhuang, the risk is too high."
"Then what should we do? You can't just do nothing, right?" Qiu Sheng asked.
Qin Yao hesitated for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Master, do you want to give you a chance to pretend...to appear holy in front of others?"
Ninth Uncle: "???"
Wencai and Qiusheng: "???"
Shi Shaojian was sure that the smelly and shameless Simu would notify Lin Jiu in advance, so he walked very quickly along the way. He set off at midnight, and arrived outside Yizhuang just before dawn.
Qin Yao blocked the gate with a group of colleagues, with a gun in his left hand, a sword in his right hand, and a toothpick in his mouth. After nodding his head to his four eyes, he looked at Shi Shaojian coldly: "You don't have a long memory, or your scars are healed. hurt?"
"Qin Yao, show some respect, I'm here to review on behalf of the Criminal Court." Shi Shaojian said angrily.
I don't know if it was because he had suffered so much in front of the other party that Shi Shaojian became angry when he saw Qin Yao's face.
"Censorship? Censorship of what?" Qin Yao asked knowingly.
Young Master Shi held back his anger: "I have received news..."
"Who gave you the news?" Qin Yao interrupted unceremoniously.
"Who gave me the news, do I still need to prove it to you?" Shi Shaojian clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.
His rhythm was interrupted frequently before he could bring it up, so that he should have been righteous, and even his aggressive interrogation turned into sternness and softness for no reason.
"Of course you need to prove it, otherwise who knows if the news you received is fake news? Or someone is deliberately tricking you, but you believe it is true." Qin Yao said.
Shi Shaojian: "..."
It's just unreasonable!
"Vice Elder Simu, if a disciple is unreasonable and refuses the punishment hall's review, how should he deal with it?" Shi Shaojian turned to ask.
Simu calmly said: "I think that as the only violent institution in Maoshan, the criminal hall should be more reasonable in its actions. Since the person under review has raised doubts, we should respond to the doubts and strive for fairness, justice and openness."
Shi Shaojian: "..."
I shouldn't have asked.
"Shi Shaojian, what are you talking about?" Qin Yao said dissatisfiedly: "Do you understand censorship? If you don't understand, go back and study hard, and come out to do things after you have learned it."
Shi Shaojian was helpless, his aura was suppressed steadily, and he felt hatred and envy in his heart: "I heard from a ghost and god in your Yizhuang who exchanged the ghost paper that there is a little zombie hidden in the Yizhuang! Qin Yao, don't you brag about it? Are you an indomitable man, wouldn’t you dare to do it or admit it?”
Qin Yao was speechless: "Damn, I thought it was a big deal, that's it?"
"Are you admitting it?" Shi Shaojian was overjoyed and said inducingly.
"Admit what!" Qin Yao waved his hand: "We didn't hide it at all, okay? If we really hid it, can we still let a ghost who exchanged ghost paper see it?"
Shi Shaojian frowned: "What do you mean, you want to say that you are openly raising zombies?"
"It's not raising, but enlightening." Qin Yao said.
Shi Shaojian: "???"
What the hell?
Civilize zombies?
Let's drink fake wine, just come here...
"You don't believe it?" Qin Yao asked.
"Do you think I look like a fool?" Shi Shaojian asked sullenly.
"Not to mention, it's quite similar."
Shi Shaojian: "..."
If it weren't for him not being able to beat him, a slap would have been drawn long ago.
"Stop talking nonsense, hand over the little zombie, and follow me back to the execution hall to be punished."
"Who is talking nonsense?" Qin Yao shook his head, waved behind him and said, "Don't be blocked, a way flashed out, and I will take them to open their eyes."
Shi Shaojian frowned, and led everyone in the punishment hall to follow behind Qin Yao silently. He walked all the way to the front of the lobby. Looking around, he saw Lin Jiu standing in front of a table, guiding a little zombie to draw on the paper. What are you wearing?
"Why are you all in here?" Uncle Jiu turned around and asked.
"Shi Shaojian wants to see the achievements of Master's enlightenment." Qin Yao responded.
Uncle Jiu nodded, waved lightly and said, "Then come and have a look."
Shi Shaojian led people into the lobby, looked up and was dumbfounded: the little zombie was sitting on the bench obediently, holding a brush in his hand, and was drawing Maoshan runes on white paper.
"Now he has been washed away from his hostility, and he can touch the light of the righteous way." Uncle Jiu pretended to...show off.
Shi Shaojian: "..."
Can't understand.
Completely incomprehensible.
All the punishment hall disciples were even more confused.
Zombies who can draw characters.
Don't say you've seen it.
Never heard of it.
Uncle Jiu was very satisfied with their performance at the moment, and couldn't help but glance at Qin Yao approvingly.
[Congratulations, you made Uncle Nine appear holy, which greatly satisfied his psychological needs, and once again increased his reputation in Maoshan, which has a far-reaching impact. You reward 100 points of filial piety, and the current total of filial piety is 240 points. 】
[Warning: The system has detected that you have not actively swiped filial piety for too long, and you must not be slack. Turn on irregular negative incentives. The first irregular negative incentives will be activated after seven days. 50 points of filial piety will be deducted. 】
Looking at the light screen that suddenly flashed in front of him, Qin Yao realized for the first time what it means to have mixed joys and sorrows.
By the way, which unfilial son made this system?
How much loss and shame, remorse and regret do you have to have in your heart to make this thing?
"From ancient times to the present, human monks have killed zombies for thousands of years, but have the zombies been killed? No! Because zombies are transformed from humans. If humans do not perish, zombies will never disappear."
At this time, Uncle Nine sighed quietly, attracting everyone's attention, and began to show off in front of others again: "So a long time ago, I was thinking, is it possible to improve this mutual confrontation?
Then I figured it out, my Taoist god can teach evil demons, why can't we teach zombies?
There is no distinction between good and evil for newly born zombies. The so-called blood-sucking is just an instinct, which is the same reason as us humans want to eat meat when we are hungry.
And the little zombie in front of you is an example that zombies can be educated..."
Listen to him talk.
Everyone in the punishment hall couldn't help being a little dizzy.
Only when the sage opens and closes his mouth is enlightenment, and he can put enlightenment into practice.
For example, the Supreme Lord, the most holy teacher, Sakyamuni...
Even those great sages of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism.
Civilize zombies? ?
Lin Jiu is going to be holy! !
(Note: The sage mentioned here refers to merit and thought, not the lofty sage realm in the prehistoric world.)
There should be a third update today...
Ask for a full order.
Even more, it's easy to skip orders.
It hurts so much...
thank you all.
(End of this chapter)
"Your four-eyed master uncle sent a flying letter saying that Shi Shaojian hurried down the mountain with a group of Xingtang disciples. I don't know what he intends to do. Let us be careful." Sitting on the main seat, Uncle Jiu said straight to the point.
"Looking at the area that can be involved in the punishment hall, only Yizhuang can make it so mobilizing." While Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were still thinking about it, Qin Yao continued: "Don't come early, don't come late, it's just this time Come on, nine times out of ten it is aimed at the little zombie."
"Master, is there any precedent for adopting zombies in Maoshan?" Qiusheng asked.
Uncle Jiu shook his head: "But in any orthodox sect, no one dares to raise zombies openly."
"Then why don't we hide the little zombie first?" Wen Cai suggested, "As for the future, we can wait until we have dealt with this crisis."
"No."
Qin Yao waved his hand and said: "As long as Shi Shaojian is determined to find it, no matter where we hide the little zombie, he will dig it out, and it will be even more difficult to explain. At the same time, it will not work to release Yizhuang, the risk is too high."
"Then what should we do? You can't just do nothing, right?" Qiu Sheng asked.
Qin Yao hesitated for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Master, do you want to give you a chance to pretend...to appear holy in front of others?"
Ninth Uncle: "???"
Wencai and Qiusheng: "???"
Shi Shaojian was sure that the smelly and shameless Simu would notify Lin Jiu in advance, so he walked very quickly along the way. He set off at midnight, and arrived outside Yizhuang just before dawn.
Qin Yao blocked the gate with a group of colleagues, with a gun in his left hand, a sword in his right hand, and a toothpick in his mouth. After nodding his head to his four eyes, he looked at Shi Shaojian coldly: "You don't have a long memory, or your scars are healed. hurt?"
"Qin Yao, show some respect, I'm here to review on behalf of the Criminal Court." Shi Shaojian said angrily.
I don't know if it was because he had suffered so much in front of the other party that Shi Shaojian became angry when he saw Qin Yao's face.
"Censorship? Censorship of what?" Qin Yao asked knowingly.
Young Master Shi held back his anger: "I have received news..."
"Who gave you the news?" Qin Yao interrupted unceremoniously.
"Who gave me the news, do I still need to prove it to you?" Shi Shaojian clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.
His rhythm was interrupted frequently before he could bring it up, so that he should have been righteous, and even his aggressive interrogation turned into sternness and softness for no reason.
"Of course you need to prove it, otherwise who knows if the news you received is fake news? Or someone is deliberately tricking you, but you believe it is true." Qin Yao said.
Shi Shaojian: "..."
It's just unreasonable!
"Vice Elder Simu, if a disciple is unreasonable and refuses the punishment hall's review, how should he deal with it?" Shi Shaojian turned to ask.
Simu calmly said: "I think that as the only violent institution in Maoshan, the criminal hall should be more reasonable in its actions. Since the person under review has raised doubts, we should respond to the doubts and strive for fairness, justice and openness."
Shi Shaojian: "..."
I shouldn't have asked.
"Shi Shaojian, what are you talking about?" Qin Yao said dissatisfiedly: "Do you understand censorship? If you don't understand, go back and study hard, and come out to do things after you have learned it."
Shi Shaojian was helpless, his aura was suppressed steadily, and he felt hatred and envy in his heart: "I heard from a ghost and god in your Yizhuang who exchanged the ghost paper that there is a little zombie hidden in the Yizhuang! Qin Yao, don't you brag about it? Are you an indomitable man, wouldn’t you dare to do it or admit it?”
Qin Yao was speechless: "Damn, I thought it was a big deal, that's it?"
"Are you admitting it?" Shi Shaojian was overjoyed and said inducingly.
"Admit what!" Qin Yao waved his hand: "We didn't hide it at all, okay? If we really hid it, can we still let a ghost who exchanged ghost paper see it?"
Shi Shaojian frowned: "What do you mean, you want to say that you are openly raising zombies?"
"It's not raising, but enlightening." Qin Yao said.
Shi Shaojian: "???"
What the hell?
Civilize zombies?
Let's drink fake wine, just come here...
"You don't believe it?" Qin Yao asked.
"Do you think I look like a fool?" Shi Shaojian asked sullenly.
"Not to mention, it's quite similar."
Shi Shaojian: "..."
If it weren't for him not being able to beat him, a slap would have been drawn long ago.
"Stop talking nonsense, hand over the little zombie, and follow me back to the execution hall to be punished."
"Who is talking nonsense?" Qin Yao shook his head, waved behind him and said, "Don't be blocked, a way flashed out, and I will take them to open their eyes."
Shi Shaojian frowned, and led everyone in the punishment hall to follow behind Qin Yao silently. He walked all the way to the front of the lobby. Looking around, he saw Lin Jiu standing in front of a table, guiding a little zombie to draw on the paper. What are you wearing?
"Why are you all in here?" Uncle Jiu turned around and asked.
"Shi Shaojian wants to see the achievements of Master's enlightenment." Qin Yao responded.
Uncle Jiu nodded, waved lightly and said, "Then come and have a look."
Shi Shaojian led people into the lobby, looked up and was dumbfounded: the little zombie was sitting on the bench obediently, holding a brush in his hand, and was drawing Maoshan runes on white paper.
"Now he has been washed away from his hostility, and he can touch the light of the righteous way." Uncle Jiu pretended to...show off.
Shi Shaojian: "..."
Can't understand.
Completely incomprehensible.
All the punishment hall disciples were even more confused.
Zombies who can draw characters.
Don't say you've seen it.
Never heard of it.
Uncle Jiu was very satisfied with their performance at the moment, and couldn't help but glance at Qin Yao approvingly.
[Congratulations, you made Uncle Nine appear holy, which greatly satisfied his psychological needs, and once again increased his reputation in Maoshan, which has a far-reaching impact. You reward 100 points of filial piety, and the current total of filial piety is 240 points. 】
[Warning: The system has detected that you have not actively swiped filial piety for too long, and you must not be slack. Turn on irregular negative incentives. The first irregular negative incentives will be activated after seven days. 50 points of filial piety will be deducted. 】
Looking at the light screen that suddenly flashed in front of him, Qin Yao realized for the first time what it means to have mixed joys and sorrows.
By the way, which unfilial son made this system?
How much loss and shame, remorse and regret do you have to have in your heart to make this thing?
"From ancient times to the present, human monks have killed zombies for thousands of years, but have the zombies been killed? No! Because zombies are transformed from humans. If humans do not perish, zombies will never disappear."
At this time, Uncle Nine sighed quietly, attracting everyone's attention, and began to show off in front of others again: "So a long time ago, I was thinking, is it possible to improve this mutual confrontation?
Then I figured it out, my Taoist god can teach evil demons, why can't we teach zombies?
There is no distinction between good and evil for newly born zombies. The so-called blood-sucking is just an instinct, which is the same reason as us humans want to eat meat when we are hungry.
And the little zombie in front of you is an example that zombies can be educated..."
Listen to him talk.
Everyone in the punishment hall couldn't help being a little dizzy.
Only when the sage opens and closes his mouth is enlightenment, and he can put enlightenment into practice.
For example, the Supreme Lord, the most holy teacher, Sakyamuni...
Even those great sages of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism.
Civilize zombies? ?
Lin Jiu is going to be holy! !
(Note: The sage mentioned here refers to merit and thought, not the lofty sage realm in the prehistoric world.)
There should be a third update today...
Ask for a full order.
Even more, it's easy to skip orders.
It hurts so much...
thank you all.
(End of this chapter)
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