I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

"Greetings, Your Majesty."

A short while later, inside the Jade Pool, Qin Yao and Taxue bowed together in respect.

On the platform, in the phoenix throne, the Queen Mother's gaze swept over the two of them, and she slowly raised her hand: "Rise."

"Thank you, empress."

"Imperial Envoy Qin, why are you here with Taxue?" The Queen Mother asked with a slight smile and straightforwardness.

"Your Majesty, this matter begins with my search for the Lotus Lantern in the Immortal Realm. However, before discussing this matter, I would like to present the Lotus Lantern first." Qin Yao summoned the Lotus Lantern of his own realm with a flick of his hand and bowed as he spoke.

The Queen Mother flipped her palm, and with a thought, the Lotus Lantern in Qin Yao's hand transformed into a seven-colored ray of light, instantly flying down into the air above her palm: "You've used the Lotus Lantern?"

Qin Yao nodded and said, "It has been used."

Ordinary immortals might not be aware of changes in time, space, cause and effect, but for the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and even the saints, it's impossible for them not to notice.

This is also the main reason why he chose to be honest with the Queen Mother.

He needs the protection of such a supreme being; even the Three Mao True Lords cannot protect this karma!
"Tell me the whole story," the Queen Mother said calmly.

Qin Yao nodded: "Since receiving the order, I have used every means to search for the whereabouts of the Lotus Lantern. Fortunately, with the blessing of the Empress, I finally found the lantern in Luzhou, the Immortal Realm."

But at that moment, Ta Xue appeared and asked me to hand over the Lotus Lantern to her.

I recognized her as a celestial fairy from Heaven, so I asked who had sent her to search for the Lotus Lantern. At first, she refused to say, but when I asked to verify with you, she finally admitted that she had been coerced by Erlang Shen to secretly descend to Earth to find the lantern.

I don't understand why Erlang Shen wanted to find the Lotus Lantern, or what purpose he wanted to achieve with it.

But I knew this was no small matter, so I restrained Taxue and planned to take her and Baolian Lantern back to Yaochi to await the Empress's judgment.

But to my utter surprise, just as I was taking off the lantern, I accidentally activated the Lotus Lantern's ability to travel through time and space, causing the Lotus Lantern to take me and Taxue back to twenty-two years ago from the present timeline.

I was worried that what I did twenty-two years ago would have serious consequences, so I thought about rushing back immediately. But I didn't know how to use the Lotus Lantern, so I could only take Taxue to find the Third Holy Mother.

Unexpectedly, this search led to trouble...

At this point, his expression became complicated, and he sighed softly: "Back then, when I found the Third Holy Mother, it just so happened that the Howling Celestial Dog was leading a group to attack the enemy. In order to get the Third Holy Mother's help to send us back to twenty-two years later, I could only help her suppress the Howling Celestial Dog."

I thought that by repaying kindness in kind, I could get the help of the Holy Mother of the Three Realms.

Unexpectedly, the Holy Mother of the Third made an additional request: that I help her gain freedom, true freedom, otherwise she would not help me.

Left with no other choice, I had to work with Taxue to find a solution. We finally determined that only by getting Erlang Shen, who had been relentlessly pursuing her, to let go could she gain the freedom she desired.

Therefore, I also made a condition: I could help her deal with Erlang Shen, but she had to give me the Lotus Lantern in return.

So, with the consent of the Third Holy Mother, we set off for the True Lord's Mansion. At the height of the battle, we were fortunate to receive help from Taxue, and we finally achieved the final result.

After it was done, I returned with Ta Xue, and realizing the gravity of the matter, I immediately took the Lotus Lantern to Heaven to pay my respects..."

Anyone who has watched Hong Kong police dramas knows that reporting to superiors is an art, and a well-written report always brings more opportunities than others!

His report now fully draws on the knowledge and techniques therein, taking the art of downplaying the seriousness of the matter and shifting blame to himself while highlighting his own achievements to the extreme.

Furthermore, in places where verification was impossible, he changed everything to be favorable to himself; while in places where verification was possible, he primarily told the truth.

Even if this report were told to Erlang Shen, he would find it difficult to refute. After all, he did indeed have designs on the Lotus Lantern back then and sent Xiaotian Dog to hunt it down, so he was definitely sticking to the story of the Third Princess...

Another point he emphasized was that Ta Xue was coerced by Erlang Shen, and thus Ta Xue was also removed from the list.

In subsequent accounts, the author emphasized the credit given to Ta Xue and claimed credit for him.

Anyone with a brain wouldn't deny this argument!
In short, he had considered everything he could think of; now, it all depended on the Queen Mother's attitude towards the report...

"That's not right. If you and Ta Xue had seriously injured Erlang Shen, how could Erlang Shen have let you go in the past twenty-two years?" the Queen Mother suddenly asked.

Qin Yao said, "Because we had all transformed into other people's appearances at the time, under the cover of the Lotus Lantern's divine power, even Erlang Shen could not see through our true forms."

The Queen Mother nodded slightly and said with admiration, "Qin Yao, how dare you lay a hand on Erlang Shen!"

"Your subject knows his mistake," Qin Yao said, bowing.

He offered no explanation, nor did he need to. All his efforts to defend himself were focused on the report. At this moment, trying to exonerate himself would only backfire.

The Queen Mother said, "You must have made a mistake. Here's what we'll do: I'll punish you with three hundred years of salary."

"Thank you for your mercy, Your Majesty," Qin Yao said with a face full of gratitude.

The Queen Mother smiled and said, "A fault is a fault, and a merit is a merit. You have found the Lotus Lantern for the Heavenly Court, and this merit must be rewarded. However, it cannot be rewarded openly, otherwise Erlang Shen will definitely find out and it will be detrimental to you."

Qin Yao said, "Thunder and rain are all imperial favors; everything is up to Your Majesty."

The Queen Mother thought for a moment and said, "How about this? I will bestow an honor upon your master and appoint him as the City God of a nation. What do you think?"

Qin Yao was overjoyed: "I am ecstatic!"

He was worried that he didn't have enough filial piety points.

It's like a pillow being delivered just when you're about to fall asleep.

The Queen Mother, with her keen insight, immediately saw that his joy was genuine and not a pretense, and nodded in agreement:

"You are a filial son, which is good. How can someone who is not filial be loyal?"

Qin Yao said, "Without my master, I would not be where I am today. Therefore, I am truly grateful to him."

“Excellent,” said the Queen Mother. “He will surely be honored because of you!”

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Qin Yao thanked her again, but then hesitated.

"Why does Qin Qing look troubled?" the Queen Mother immediately asked.

Qin Yao took a deep breath and slowly said, "I am worried that the changes in the cause and effect of time and space will bring about other calamities..."

"You are working for me, how could I let you have any worries?" The Queen Mother smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will take the Lotus Lantern to Zixiao Palace to find the Dao Ancestor later. The Sage of Yuxu Palace will not make things difficult for you in this matter."

Qin Yao breathed a sigh of relief.

At this point, all the apparent hidden dangers have been eliminated.

Now that you've resolved your own problems, it's time to extend the benefits to your allies...

"With Your Majesty's words, I am relieved. By the way, although Fairy Ta Xue has a history of being a thief, it is understandable. I beg Your Majesty to have mercy and forgive her."

Hearing him directly label Erlang Shen as a thief, the Queen Mother almost burst out laughing. Controlling her emotions, she said, "I have always been fair in rewarding and punishing. Ta Xue was acting against his will, so why would I punish him?"

As she spoke, she suddenly stood up and said, "Treading Snow to Hear the Seal."

"Your Majesty, may I make a request?" Taxue suddenly knelt down and said.

The Queen Mother asked in surprise, "What is your request?"

"This humble fairy wishes to go to the Immortal Realm to live as a mortal for a hundred years, and then return to serve Your Majesty. I beg Your Majesty's permission," Taxue said, bowing. The Queen Mother paused slightly and said, "Taxue, I originally intended to bestow upon you the title of Fairy of Qionghua Palace, to be in charge of a palace; but if you wish to lose your merit and descend to the mortal realm, and return after a hundred years, this position will no longer be available."

Ta Xue said firmly, "I understand, but I still don't want to have any regrets."

She once thought that her greatest pursuit was to become an immortal.

But after getting to know Chenxiang, he discovered that life could be so rich and colorful. In comparison, guarding a palace and living forever seemed rather desolate...

"Enough, enough, enough, go ahead," the Queen Mother said, waving her hand.

"Thank you, ma'am."

Ta Xue kowtowed three times, then happily got up and quickly flew out of Yaochi Immortal Platform.

Watching her retreating figure, the Queen Mother sighed and said, "Now I understand, this desire for worldly life is unstoppable."

Qin Yao did not want to get involved in the topic, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, then this subject will also take his leave."

"Go ahead," the Queen Mother said listlessly.

The next day.

In the ancient Shu Kingdom, within the imperial city, in the Qin Palace.

Qin Yao was sitting with his wives in the pavilion, quietly recounting his revised mission experience, when a line of system characters suddenly flashed before his eyes:

[Congratulations on helping Uncle Jiu ascend to the position of City God of the Ancient Shu Kingdom. You have gained 120000 Filial Piety Points, and your current Filial Piety Points balance is 141202.]

A reward of 120,000 filial piety points...

So cool!

Before long, Qin Yao silently counted the zeros following the words "filial piety value," his body trembled slightly, and a smile involuntarily crept onto his lips.

"What are you thinking about now that makes you laugh so happily?" A-Li asked.

"I've come to the conclusion that every effort brings its reward, and this result is just the beginning of a counterattack!" Qin Yao said, his eyes gleaming. "One day, I will personally shatter that divine mountain that reigns supreme over all living beings!"

"I believe you," Ah Li said sincerely, placing her warm palm over the back of his hand.

"I believe you too."

"You can definitely do it!"

……

The others all spoke with serious expressions and firm resolve.

Qin Yao then laughed from the bottom of his heart and said, "With such virtuous wives, what more could a husband ask for?"

"The wives just hope that as you rise higher and higher, you will stop bringing your sisters home."

Caiyi said meaningfully, "Otherwise, this place will no longer be a home, but a scheming harem. The family atmosphere you cherish will be gone!"

Looking into those eyes, Qin Yao raised three fingers and said loudly, "I swear, I will not let you down!"

That night.

After several passionate encounters, Qin Yao entered the study alone, cast a spell, sat cross-legged, and silently said in his heart, "System, random selection of reincarnation."

In an instant, lines of light runes appeared in response:

[Random teleportation initiated - World locked - World locked as "Magic Mobile Phone"].

[Teleportation channel under construction...]

"It's actually this magical world." Qin Yao's heart skipped a beat when he saw the four words in the title.

This world is already magical enough without even needing the words "modified version".

To give a simple example, the high-tech mobile phone robot Sha Niu, developed by scientists in 2060, has a total of thirty-six functions from the moment it leaves the factory, and its combat power is almost on par with Sun Wukong on his journey to the West.

Ok……

Among these thirty-six functions is even time travel, which is why she was able to jump from 2060 to the journey to the West, and then fall back into 2006 through time travel.

Then the problem is coming.

If even a simple idiot can be this powerful, what kind of grand era must 2060, the year at the very end of the river of time in this drama, be?
Therefore, in his view, just like the contract with Zombies, it is difficult to assess the upper limit of this world; one can only see its lower limit.

This lower limit is Earth in 2006. Before the arrival of Shana, there were neither myths nor the advanced technology of 2060...

[Teleportation channel successfully established.]

[The cycle begins~]

As his thoughts continued to expand, a brilliant and holy white light shone down upon him, instantly engulfing his entire field of vision.

……

The magical mobile phone universe.

2006 5 Month 29 Day.

Qin Yao suddenly woke up from his bed. Looking around, he saw that he was lying alone in a luxurious bedroom, and the clock on the wall showed 6:06.

"Who have I become?"

With a long exhale, Qin Yao controlled the young body to sit cross-legged, and his soul sank into his sea of ​​consciousness, where he immediately saw an unconscious soul.

"This appearance, could it be..."

After carefully examining the face, which bore a resemblance to Erlang Shen from the Lotus Lantern, Qin Yao muttered to himself and unleashed a soul-searching technique.

In an instant, countless memories appeared in the form of slides above his soul, thus confirming his guess:
This guy is You Suowei, the president of Eric Foods and the leader of the Flying Man group, who has a significant role in "Magic Phone"!
He never expected that, despite his strength, he wouldn't even become a protagonist in this multiverse, but instead would become an ordinary domineering CEO.

But then I thought, so be it, being a domineering CEO is better than being like Wang Tianba or Xiao Wu. At least I'm still a respected character.

After a long time.

After reviewing all of You Suowei's memories, Qin Yao released a wisp of immortal energy towards the unconscious Yuan Soul, leaving behind a celestial scripture, and softly said:

"I'll lend you my body and give you a chance to become an immortal; the Crown Prince's phone is good, but it can't compare to the value of this chance. Consider it compensation for you."

In the original drama, You Suowei used despicable means to steal Sha Niu's phone from the male lead, Lu Xiaoqian. In order to return to Lu Xiaoqian's side, Sha Niu suggested the copy function, and thus "Crown Prince" was born...

[System Mission: Protect the Earth.]

[Mission Details: Before the story concludes, regardless of which timeline you are in, please ensure the safety of Earth.]

[Quest Reward: Upon completion of the quest, you will receive a wisp of Primordial Purple Qi!] (End of Chapter)