I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

Chapter 183 Chicken and Duck Talk (please subscribe~)

that night.

church.

Inside the priest's lounge.

The portrait of Father Qi flashed white light, and a dead soul bathed in holy light flew out from it.

The souls of the dead passed through the walls, across the rooms, and finally came to the dormitory of the headmistress, stopping at the head of the bed.

Looking down at the female dean's bloated body and plump cheeks, a trace of disgust appeared on the face of the dead soul. After a long silence, he bowed slightly, stretched out his right index finger with holy light, and gently touched the female dean. Long eyebrows.

Sleeping in a daze, the female headmistress felt her body getting lighter and lighter, so light that she even floated up, from the world to the holy and unparalleled heaven.

"Son, do you still know me?"

In front of the platinum gate, a god in a pure white sacrificial robe, holding a Bible in his arms, seemed to have been waiting here for a long time, smiling and looking at the woman who was walking on the clouds.

"Father Qi..." The headmistress widened her eyes, "What's going on?"

"Pass through this gate and you will be in heaven." Father Qi pointed to the platinum gate behind him and explained vaguely.

The headmistress trembled all over and said excitedly: "Father Qi, are you here to guide me to heaven?"

Father Qi: "It's true that I am your guide, but if you want to go to heaven, you still have a little missionary merit."

The trembling body of the headmistress froze immediately, and she asked nazily, "What do I need to do?"

"The most successful mission is undoubtedly to make others change their families and fall into the arms of our Lord." Father Qi said: "Recently, two heretics came to the church. As long as you can successfully preach to them, you can go to heaven."

The image of Uncle Jiu and Qin Yao flashed in the female headmaster's mind, and she nodded heavily: "Yes, I understand, Father Qi. I will definitely do my best to bring them into the church..."

The next day.

early morning.

The female dean took four beautiful nuns to the outside of Yizhuang, and said to a Maoshan Taoist who greeted him: "We are from the Dagu Village Church, and I am the dean of the church. I have something to ask Lin Jiulin Road Chief and his tall apprentice."

The Taoist nodded, and politely invited all the female guests to the pavilion in the courtyard, and then went to report.

After a while, Uncle Jiu took Qin Yao to the outside of the gazebo, and asked bluntly, "Is something wrong?"

"Nothing happened..." the Headmistress responded.

Ninth Uncle: "???"

Nothing happened, why did you bring a group of disciples here so early?
"Daoist, although nothing happened, but I came here this time for an important matter."

"What's the matter?" Uncle Jiu looked curious.

"I'm here to save you."

"What?" Uncle Jiu was dumbfounded.

It's not that he looks down on the dean. In fact, in a dangerous situation, the dean can only hold back...

"You are guilty, Daoist." The female head said seriously.

The corner of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he almost said: You are sick.

"Master, the dean is preaching to you." Fortunately, Qin Yao has watched the original movie, otherwise he would have passed away by now.

"Oh, preaching, you startled me." Uncle Jiu suddenly realized.

The female dean didn't expect Qin Yao to be a sensible person. She looked over and said seriously: "And you, you are also guilty."

Qin Yao couldn't help laughing: "What's my crime?"

The female dean shook her head: "I should not tell you about your sins, but you should confess them yourself. No matter what you have done, as long as your confession is sincere enough, the Almighty Lord can forgive you, and lead you on the right path."

Qin Yao had no professional training, so he couldn't hold back and laughed loudly: "Doesn't that mean that there is no price to pay for doing bad things? In this way, isn't the Lord protecting criminals?"

"Don't be disrespectful to the Lord." The headmistress said solemnly, "The Lord can hear everything you say."

"so smart?!"

"Of course. The Lord can not only open up the world and create all things, but also divide the ocean and change the fate of all living beings with a single thought... The Lord is omnipotent and omnipresent." The female dean said reverently.

"Are you sure the Lord is omnipotent?" Qin Yao said.

"Of course."

Qin Yao: "Well, let me ask you, can your Lord create a stone that he cannot lift?"

"Of course... eh???" the headmistress said subconsciously, and then suddenly stopped.

What the hell is this?

This problem is obviously a problem?
"Of course what?" Qin Yao asked.

The headmistress frantically used her brain, but no matter what she thought, she felt that she would fall into the language trap of the other party.

"Your question itself has a problem, and I can't answer it."

Qin Yao nodded and said, "Okay, let me change another... Can your master kill himself?"

Female Dean: "..."

Can you be a person?

Qin Yao obviously planned to be a wrong person, so he asked: "Is there a problem with this question? Otherwise, I will ask another question?"

The headmistress is a little bit overwhelmed.

Where did this person come up with so many weird questions?

"Stop talking, listen to me."

Qin Yao spread his hands and said, "But, you are preaching. If you can't explain my doubts, how can you be preaching?"

The headmistress was speechless.

"Okay, okay, both of you take a step back, Qin Yao, don't force the dean, and dean, don't talk about preaching. The way is different, and there is nothing to talk about." Uncle Jiu waved his hand and shouted Said: "Little zombie, serve tea, I'm going to entertain guests."

In the lobby, the little zombie carefully protected the tea set, tried to move his legs, walked over, and raised the tray in front of Qin Yao.

For him, it's not that he can't walk, it's just that walking is not as comfortable as jumping.

Just like people jumping forward, it is definitely not as comfortable as walking.

"Wow, so cute!" Just as Qin Yao took the tray, the four girls immediately surrounded the little zombie, bursts of auntie smiles appearing on their faces.

The little zombie was frightened by their enthusiasm, and stayed in place motionless.

"What's your name?"

"Are you really a zombie?"

"Why aren't you afraid of the sun?"

……

Qin Yao put down the tea set, squeezed the girls away, leaned over and hugged the little zombie, and said condescendingly, "Hey, ladies and nuns, please restrain yourself a little bit, you've frightened our children so much that your face turns pale."

Four nuns: "..."

If they weren't blind, the little zombie's face would have been white, right?

Outside the gazebo.

The disciples are messing around.

Inside the gazebo.

The female dean looked at Uncle Jiu without blinking: "Master Daoist, you should really consider my words carefully. You have roots of wisdom. Once you fall into the arms of the Lord, you will definitely go to heaven in the future."

"Drink tea, drink tea..." Uncle Jiu didn't listen to what she said at all, and pushed the hot tea in front of her.

Seeing his attitude, the headmistress sighed slightly.

Sure enough, going to heaven is not so easy.

If you want to teach Lin Jiu's master and apprentice, you have a long way to go!
(End of this chapter)