I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

Chapter 327 The Unexpected Answer (4000, the younger brother, the lord of the alliance, Yue Jiageng!!)

Late at night.

Everything is ready.

Uncle Jiu went to the room and changed into a yellow Taoist robe. When he came out, he put the pipe in the center of the altar, picked up the brush, dipped it in cinnabar lightly, turned around and took out a white shell egg from a bamboo basket, and painted on it with cinnabar. Spiritual charm.

He drew nine eggs in a row and placed them neatly on the shelf full of rice grains. Uncle Jiu took out three sticks of incense from his hands, bowed and inserted them into the incense burner, lit them with the flame of the talisman paper, shook them lightly, and the remaining talismans The scraps of paper turned into sparks and fell into the incense burner.

"Shh."

Uncle Jiu leaped over the platform, picked up the soul-inducing flag standing on the side, and asked Sister Xia, "What's your husband's name?"

"Brother Yao, is there any explanation for this jump?" Nianying hugged Qin Yao's waist, sticking to his side, and asked, stepping on his feet.

Qin Yao bowed his head and whispered: "Of course there is a saying. If the master just sits there and summons the dead ghost with a wave of his hand, you are the gold master, do you feel it is a loss?"

Nianying: "..."

Ah this...

It turned out to be this saying!

"A cow gets water, a cow gets water..."

At this time, Uncle Jiu, who learned the name of the dead ghost from Sister Xia, picked up a cinnabar pen and drew a door on a piece of white cloth. While calling, he put the pipe he had prepared in the center of the door, and then stepped on the seven-star step. Dance to attract the soul.

"Shh..."

Suddenly, the portal of the cinnabar painting glows with faint golden light, and the talismans on the nine eggs emit nine beams of light, converging on the portal and stabilizing the golden light.

"The cow has the water, the cow has the water, come back quickly."

Uncle Jiu shook the soul banner and pointed to the golden red door on the white cloth.

With a snap, a hand stretched out from the door, holding the pipe in the middle of the red door, and Li Shimin backed away in fright, his hands trembling.

He doesn't want to play anymore!

What a fucking ghost!

"Niu Deshui, Niu Deshui, come back quickly!" Uncle Jiu kept waving the soul-inducing banner, hitting the golden light and red door.

Palms, arms, head, half body...

Soon, a terrifying ghost with green face and fangs crawled out from the portal, looking around.

"Lao Niu!" Although Sister Xia also had a look of fear on her face, it was much better than Li Shimin's performance, and she called out with a steady mind.

Niu Deshui looked at her intently, and said in a deep voice, "Why did you summon me?"

Sister Xia: "I want to chat with you. From now on, I will burn incense and burnt paper for you every Ching Ming Ghost Festival. You can stop dreaming of me, okay?"

"You inherited so much money from me, what's wrong with asking you to burn more paper for me? Who can spend it just for Qingming?" Niu Deshui said confidently.

"Then can I burn it for you once a month? As long as you don't just keep dreaming for me." Sister Xia said.

"no!"

Niu Deshui flatly refused: "What if I run out of money before the deadline for burning the paper?"

Miss Xia: "..."

This doesn't make sense!

Niu Deshui turned to look at Li Shimin, and said coldly: "This kid smells like you, is he your concubine?"

Sister Xia: "Don't say these things are useless, what exactly do you want from me to let me go?"

Niu Deshui's dark green eyes moved slightly, he raised his right hand emitting green smoke, and pointed his dark and pointed nails at Li Shimin: "I want to borrow his body for seven days, and after seven days, I will return to the underworld, and I will no longer be casual I will give you a dream."

"No problem!" Sister Xia agreed straight away.

"No." Li Shimin said loudly.

"You charged me a full six hundred yuan. Do you know how much six hundred yuan can buy a human life?" Sister Xia grabbed his lapel and said viciously, "When you collect the money, you should have thought of this scene."

"Crazy, you crazy girl!"

Li Shimin shook off her hand, turned and knelt down in front of Uncle Jiu, and kowtowed: "Master, you will not allow her to do this, right? You must never listen to her, you will die!! "

Uncle Jiu sighed slightly, and looked at Sister Xia: "He's right, I can't allow you to do this."

"Master, what if he does it voluntarily?" Sister Xia was still respectful to Uncle Jiu after being rejected, and said.

"He doesn't look like he will volunteer..." Uncle Jiu shook his head.

"This is because of the lack of effective communication. Please allow me to communicate with him." Sister Xia said, standing up straight, and said to Li Shimin: "The contract we signed is that I will give you [-] yuan, and you will cover it with me." Satisfied, you have received the money, but now I am very dissatisfied."

"As I said, I didn't even know that the satisfaction in the contract was this kind of satisfaction." Li Shimin emphasized.

"It's clearly written in black and white. If you misunderstand, it's your mistake. Only you can be responsible for your mistake." Sister Xia said calmly, "Don't blame me for being unkind. I can give you two choices. One, Reject, break the contract, I will cut off the guy who eats you. Two, agree, perform the contract, I am satisfied with this, let's settle the matter."

"I don't want to choose either." Li Shimin rushed forward, hugged Uncle Jiu's calf, and begged, "Master, you are an outsider, and you have compassion in your heart. You must not leave your life alone!"

"You return the six hundred yuan to her, and I'll help you persuade it." After all, Uncle Jiu is kind-hearted, and he can't see the tragedy happening most of all.

Li Shimin's breath was stagnant, and he said falteringly: "The money was cheated away..."

"It's a nice way to say what cheated you away." Sister Xia sneered and said, "To be precise, he was taken away by usury. He owed a lot of usury, and he barely crawled out of the mud pit after doing my business. I have also investigated it, and the reason why he became a duck is to pay off foreign debts."

Ninth Uncle: "..."

Li Shimin, Li Shimin, you are full of rice, how can I reach out to you?
"Brother Yao, what is a duck?" Nianying asked in a low voice.

Qin Yao stuck to her ear: "Male prostitute."

Nianying: "..."

Suddenly, I understood why the other party was so frightened when the woman said she wanted to cut off the duck eater just now...

"Master, help me." Li Shimin, who had been in the Fengyue field for a long time, had a vicious gaze and knew exactly where his hope was. He immediately let go of Uncle Jiu's trouser legs, knelt on the ground again, kowtowed, and kowtowed in a short while from the package.

Uncle Ninth is numb.

He is good at collecting ghosts and killing demons, and he is really free to deal with such things that can't tell who is right and who is wrong!

"Qin Yao, what do you think should be done about this matter?" Feeling troubled by this, he didn't care about face anymore, and looked up at the melon-eating crowd on the stage.

Qin Yao chuckled: "I always listen to Master."

Ninth Uncle: "..."

What do you listen to me? !
After glaring at him fiercely, Uncle Jiu said in a low voice, "I'm asking you what to do."

Qin Yao blinked: "Master, are you begging me?"

You can't blame him for being so serious, after all, the conditions for the system to give filial piety are very strict.

If Uncle Jiu asked casually and he answered casually, although this kind of conversation could solve the problem, there was no reward for it.

But if Uncle Jiu asked him to do something, and in the end he accomplished it brilliantly, he would be rewarded more or less.

However, Uncle Jiu didn't know this, his face turned black, and he gritted his teeth: "Yes, I beg you, Master, to resolve this matter properly."

[Ding, system task: Help Uncle Jiu solve the current predicament, the task reward depends on the result of the solution. 】

"You floated directly in front of my eyes, and it's not a sound. What are you talking about?" Qin Yao asked secretly.

system:【……】

"I suggest that you change the ding to a ding next time, and a ding will appear every time, and the visual presentation effect will be much better." Qin Yao suggested.

system:【……】

At this juncture, Qin Yao didn't have time to train the other party, so he raised his head and smiled: "Master, you are serious. Since you opened your mouth, leave the dirty work to me."

Uncle Jiu raised his mahogany sword and made a gesture to strike: "Stop talking nonsense and do things quickly!"

Qin Yao pursed his lips, strode to the altar, grabbed the green-faced ghost by the hair, and slammed his cheek on his raised knee.

"Oh!"

"Aw..." The green-faced ghost groaned, and the hair of the man who was howling so terribly was numb.

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

Qin Yao grabbed the opponent's hair and did not let go, lifted his head, exposed his cheeks, raised his right hand, and slapped the ugly face one after another, making the other person's heart jump, and the corners of Sister Xia and Li Shimin's mouths twitch.

"Stop, stop, I was wrong, I was wrong sir, don't fight anymore!"

The green-faced ghost was in so much pain that he took advantage of the gap between Qin Yao's palms and hurriedly yelled mournfully.

"Look, you're used to it." Qin Yao casually threw it back on the altar, with a fierce look in his eyes: "I'm warning you in the name of the priest of Fengdu, if you f*cking dream again in the future, I'll keep doing it like this." You, until you are blown out of your wits, you will never be reborn forever."

"Don't dare, don't dare again..." The green-faced ghost was frightened by the beating, and said tremblingly.

"The attitude is very good." Qin Yao smiled and looked up at Uncle Jiu: "Master, it's settled."

Ninth Uncle: "..."

This is really, the wicked still need the wicked to grind!

"Zhu Hongxia, are you satisfied with the result?" Shaking his head, Uncle Jiu looked aside at Qin Yao's client in a daze.

Sister Xia licked her thick lips, but her eyes still refused to move away from Qin Yao: "I'm very satisfied, no, I'm too satisfied!"

As she spoke, she directly took out two [-]-yuan banknotes from her bag and handed them to Qin Yao: "Master, the agreed commission."

"Master is here." Uncle Jiu stepped in front of her, and reached out to take the two bank notes in her hand.

Sister Xia pushed Uncle Jiu away and wanted to say something, but in front of so many people, especially under the gaze of that dead ghost, she couldn't get the words out of her mouth, so she turned her head and said to Uncle Jiu: "Master, close your mouth!" Got supernatural powers."

Uncle Jiu was speechless, he put the silver bill in his arms, strode to the altar, pressed the ghost's head, and forced it back into the golden red door.

Then the eggs in front of the white cloth turned around one after another, picked up the brush, and drew an X on the door of the white cloth.

"Huh..." After watching the monster disappear with his own eyes, Li Shimin sat down on the ground, and suddenly there was a feeling of the rest of his life in his heart.

It's too damn hard to earn this money! !
When serving rich women in the future, you must ask clearly in advance what kind of needs they need, and what level of satisfaction can be called...

"Master, it's getting late and there may be danger on the road." Sister Xia stepped in front of Qin Yao and said softly, "Can you take me home?"

"Sister, master, leave it there." Qin Yao pointed to Uncle Jiu.

Sister Xia shook her head with a sincere face: "I think you feel more secure."

The corner of Qin Yao's mouth twitched, and he stepped forward and twisted a talisman paper from the altar, and handed it to Sister Xia: "Take this talisman and go, to keep you safe."

Sister Xia reached out to take the talisman paper, and said proudly: "This talisman can prevent ghosts, but not evil people! Master, as long as you are willing to send me back, I will give you five hundred yuan!"

Li Shimin: "..."

This is five hundred oceans?
For six hundred yuan, he was almost killed, and he was in a complicated mood for a while, and his spirits languished.

Qin Yao didn't dislike Zhu Hongxia, so he said politely, "Sister, I'm not short of money."

"Eight hundred yuan." Zhu Hongxia fought hard.

Qin Yao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm really not short of money."

"A thousand dollars." Zhu Hongxia stretched out a finger and said seriously.

Ninth Uncle: "..."

I'm in a slump!
It's boring! ! !

Qin Yao was speechless: "Even if you pay a higher price, I will not go back with you."

"Why?" Zhu Hongxia couldn't understand: "Is it because my money is not fragrant?"

Qin Yao pointed to Nianying at the door: "It's not that the money is not fragrant, it's because my wife is here."

Zhu Hongxia took advantage of the situation and looked over, and said with emotion: "Sister and brother, you have found a good man!"

Nianying rubbed her nose, not knowing how to reply for a moment.

"That's all, I won't be an eyesore here." Zhu Hongxia waved her hand and said to Qin Yao, "Brother, sister is leaving first. Don't lose my business card, and come to me if you need anything."

Qin Yao laughed: "Go away..."

"Ahem, err, I have nothing to do and I'll go first." Li Shimin got up from the ground after watching the terrifying Zhu Hongxia disappear, and said bitterly.

"You can't go." Qin Yao suppressed his smile.

Li Shimin was taken aback: "Why?"

"Why?" Qin Yao stared, and said in a low voice, "I saved your life, and you just want to leave after patting your ass?"

Li Shimin's heart tightened: "Brother, I really have no money."

"Promise!" Qin Yao said, "I'm not interested in money."

"Then what do you want?" Li Shimin asked doubtfully.

"Stay in Yizhuang for a few more days, and a peerless beauty will come over in a few days." Qin Yao said, "If you can steal her heart, I will reward you with five hundred dollars."

Li Shimin was stunned.

Can there be such a good thing?

"Brother, this job...is not dangerous?"

Qin Yao: "Of course there is no danger. If I want to harm you, I can crush you to death right now. Why bother?"

"Is that really a peerless beauty?" Li Shimin still couldn't believe it.

Qin Yao said impatiently: "I said yes, if you keep beeping more, I'll hit your head in the stomach."

Li Shimin: "..."

[The task is complete, congratulations, you have obtained 100 points of filial piety. 】

[Your current balance of filial piety is: 208 points. 】

Looking at the system light screen that suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, the corners of Qin Yao's mouth slightly raised, revealing an extremely evil smile in Li Shimin's eyes...

three days later.

early morning.

Zhong Li looked tired and rushed to the outside of Yizhuang covered in travel dust. After Qin Yao received the news, he immediately dragged Li Shimin to the gate.

"What about the surprise you told me?"

Zhong Li looked at him without blinking.

Qin Yao reached out and pushed Li Shimin's back, and pushed him in front of him: "Ahli, what do you think of this person?"

Zhong Li's eyes wandered around Li Shimin's body, and said sincerely: "It's so ugly."

Li Shimin: "???"

Qin Yao: "???"

Needless to say, this was an answer neither of them expected.

Good is good.

Ugly is ugly.

It's so ugly! ! !

(End of this chapter)