I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

Chapter 329: Hongmen Banquet
"What is this place, why am I here?"

In a daze, Li Shimin opened his eyelids that were as heavy as iron, and looked around, and saw that he was walking on a blue-black road full of fiery red demon flowers on both sides, surrounded by countless people who looked like ghosts, in groups of two, Either beating the flag, or holding the knife, escorting figures that look like ghosts.

Consciousness gradually returned to his mind, he suddenly reacted, turned his head to look, and as expected, he was also followed by two errands.

"Brothers, what is the situation?" Li Shimin asked in a low voice, forcing a flattering smile on his face.

"I can't tell, you're dead..." Bai Yi said erratically.

Li Shimin's smile froze, and he said in disbelief: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could I die in a good way, this is a dream, right, this is not real, right?"

"Snapped."

Bai Yiyin slapped him hard on the head, and the loud sound was transmitted far and far along Silent Road.

"Hiss." Li Shimin clasped his head in his hands in pain, squatted on the ground, gasped continuously.

"It hurts?" Bai Yi asked erratically.

"It hurts." Li Shimin moaned.

"That's right, the pain means you're not dreaming." The white-clothed errand said with a smile: "Everything you see is real."

"No, no." Li Shimin said: "How can a ghost feel pain? How can a ghost feel pain if it doesn't even have a body?"

"Idiot, if ghosts don't feel pain, what are the [-] floors of hell built for?" the white-clothed servant said speechlessly.

Li Shimin: "..."

After a long time, seeing that the end of the road was about to come, Li Shimin said quickly, "I want to know how I died!"

"Drunk to death." Bai Yi said erratically.

These words swept away the chaos in his memory like a whisk, and the scenes played back in his mind quickly like a slideshow.

Last night, when he got home, the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, but the more he didn't want to think about it, the shadow of Zhong Li kept popping into his mind.

Shame and resentment are only one side, what's more frightening is that he seems to be lost because of this side.

The more I think about it, the stronger my craving for bell quinoa becomes, completely uncontrollable!

He didn't know if it was a mental illness, but he knew that he couldn't stay alone any longer, so he went out and found a pub, planning to get drunk.

Unexpectedly, I got drunk and went to the underworld...

"Your Majesty!"

Not long after, two servants escorted him to a large hall and shouted.

Li Shimin's legs went limp, and he knelt down on the ground instinctively, looking forward in confusion.

"Snapped!"

On the high hall, the judge in blue robes slapped the gavel and shouted: "Li Shimin, are you convicted?"

"I don't know." Li Shimin shivered, not knowing what would happen if he was convicted, so he shook his head and said.

"Leaded by all evils, you have had relationships with hundreds of women one after another, and you have committed the crime of adultery. You should be punished, your kidneys cut, rats bitten, oil kettles, and cars crashed!" the judge pronounced.

Li Shimin felt a chill in his heart. Just by hearing the name, these punishments were capital punishment. If it really fell on him, he would be in pain!
"My lord, I don't agree. I and those women are voluntary, and there is no coercion. How can I be sentenced so severely?"

"If it's just that, of course there won't be such a heavy punishment, but the problem is that there is a money transaction between you. The nature is a transaction, and it is a transaction of subjective wishes, so it should be severely punished as a warning to others." The judge said. .

Li Shimin argued: "Don't make it so serious, it's just a job. I put all my heart and energy into the job, and the client gave me some labor compensation afterwards. What's wrong with that?"

"Of course there is something wrong." The judge said sternly, "Your job is an accomplice to disease and a hotbed of crime. It is against the law of nature. How dare you say that you are right?"

Seeing that the sophistry was over, Li Shimin rolled his eyes, immediately changed his strategy, and said in a low voice: "I was wrong, I was wrong, calm down, that, do you know Lin Jiu? He is my uncle."

"I don't know." The judge said.

"Where's Qin Yao? He's my brother."

"I don't know him either." The judge was impatient, and ordered: "Come on, let me escort this guy out and send him to Zhuxintai."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Li Shimin panicked, but in a hurry, he remembered the mysterious Zhong Li and shouted: "Do you know Zhong Li? That's my client!"

"Wait!" Just when the two men, one black and one white, were about to grab his arm, the judge in Tsing Yi suddenly stopped him loudly, and asked, "Who are you talking about?"

"Zhong Chen, I said Zhong Chen."

Seeing this situation, Li Shimin seemed to grab a life-saving straw, and took two steps forward on his knees: "Your Honor, Zhong Li is my client, and I have never had a relationship with her. If you treat me like this, she will definitely be angry." .”

"The Zhong Li you mentioned is the younger sister of Zhong Kui, the Lord of Punishment Division?" Judge Tsing Yi confirmed.

"That's right, it's Zhong Kui's younger sister. How could I say someone irrelevant at this critical moment." Li Shimin followed his words and shouted.

The judge in Tsing Yi frowned, stood up, and said to the two ghost guards: "Take care of this guy, I will come as soon as I go."

"Yes, my lord." The two Yinchai clasped their fists and bowed at the same time.

After the judge left, Li Shimin sat down on the ground, wiped his forehead subconsciously, and made up his mind that no matter who came over later, he would kill his relationship with Zhong Li.

He didn't want to try any of those horrible hell punishments!

After a long time.

The judge in Tsing Yi led a man in black into the main hall. Li Shimin, who was sitting on the ground, heard the movement and quickly knelt down. Looking around, he saw the man in black with disheveled hair, a thin and narrow face, and a stern face. It's hard to talk at first glance.

"My lord, please sit down."

The judge in Tsing Yi welcomed the man in black to the judge's platform like a dog's leg, and invited him to sit down with a big smile on his face.

Without squinting, the ghost judge came to the judge's table with strides, lifted his robe, sat in the judge's chair, and looked down at the ghost in the hall: "You said that Zhong Li is your client, and you have a very good relationship with Zhong Li. ?”

Li Shimin nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, my lord, I have had skin-to-skin contact with Zhong Li..."

The ghost judge stared at him for a while, then looked down at the yin and yang scroll on the table, silently recited the horoscope of Li Shimin's birthday, pinched his fingers, and suddenly widened his eyes.

He really figured it out, there is indeed some cause and effect between this guy and Zhong Li.

As for the cause and effect...

I don't know what interference has been received, this hexagram is hazy and unclear.

"Tuk, tuk, tuk."

Putting down the yin and yang scroll, the ghost judge tapped the table lightly, and said suddenly: "Li Shimin, do you know that I have a grudge with Zhong Kui?"

Li Shimin's heart skipped a beat, his body and soul trembled, but he reacted immediately, and kowtowed: "The villain is willing to do the work of a dog and a horse for the adults!"

"You are a wise man."

The ghost judge smiled slightly, pondered for a moment, and his eyes gradually became sharper: "Help me with one thing. After the thing is done, I can not only absolve you of all crimes, but even seal you as a ghost!"

Hearing that he promised a heavy reward, Li Shimin secretly complained in his heart.

Guipan is right, he is a smart person, but because of this smartness, he knows how hard it is to get this benefit.

Let's not talk about the other side, who is Zhong Kui?That is a well-known figure in the Three Realms, so how can I please myself if I fight against him?
However, the matter has come to this point, there is no room for him to resist...

"My lord, please tell me, my subordinates, no, my subordinates will definitely do my best!"

"Very good, I like people who are admired." Ghost Judge stood up slowly, and said solemnly: "I want Zhong Li's child."

"What?" Li Shimin looked stunned: "Does Zhong Li have a child?"

"There is no child now, wouldn't it be over for you to have one with her?" Gui Pan said with a half-smile, "Didn't you say that Zhong Li is your client? This kind of thing shouldn't be difficult, right?"

Li Shimin thought quickly, and hurriedly said: "I am a ghost, she is a human, how can this have a child?"

"Who told you that she is human?" Ghost Judge asked back.

Li Shimin complained secretly, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, I'll do it all, the main reason is that Zhong Li has someone he likes now, even if I want to get close to her, she won't be willing!"

The ghost judge frowned, and said in a low voice, "Are you sure?"

"I swear by my life." Li Shimin swore with three fingers up.

"This is a troublesome matter..." Ghost Judge muttered to himself.

Li Shimin heaved a sigh of relief silently, and said to himself: I advise you to give up this idea, the iron Zhong Kui, the flowing enemy, if you insist on confronting him head-on, there will be no good end in the end!

"This is for you." Not long after, the ghost judge summoned two crimson talisman papers in his hands, and pushed them in front of Li Shimin in the air.

Li Shimin caught the talisman anxiously and asked, "My lord, what is this?"

"Acacia charm."

Ghost Judgment said: "As long as you can find a way to stick one of them on Zhong Li and the other on yourself, within twelve hours, she will regard you as her lover in a dream but not a dream. First of all, why worry about not being able to conceive in the dark?"

Li Shimin: "..."

He never expected that there would be such obscene things in the world!

Is the lord in front of you really an official from the underworld?

……

……

"How's the effect?"

Punish the evil division, in the hall.

Zhong Kui smiled and looked at the tall figure stepping into the hall with a confident look on his face.

Qin Yao's cheeks twitched, and he said sincerely: "Old Master, I feel something is wrong!"

"What's wrong?"

"I helped Ali find a husband, right? But after doing what you said, why does it feel like I'm hooking Ali?"

"It's you who came to me to learn the scriptures, and I didn't ask you to prepare a surprise for my little sister. What's wrong with me?" Zhong Kui said frankly.

Qin Yao: "..."

"I hope she can find the person she likes soon." After a long time, he said quietly.

"Are you really interested in my sister?" Zhong Kui asked with a glance.

Qin Yao: "How should I put it, I lack a moment of amazement, so I don't call much.

It's okay to hook up under irresponsible circumstances, but with you here, I really hooked up, dare to be irresponsible?

At that time, the issue of status alone will be enough for me to have a headache, let alone others. "

"What is a moment of amazement?" Zhong Kui was puzzled: "Not to mention, my sister is a beauty after all, so you can't be astonished by this?"

"To give an inappropriate example, when I saw her for the first time, I didn't have any criminal impulse in my heart." Qin Yao spread his hands.

Zhong Kui was speechless: "You said you have a wife, don't tell me, this is your criteria for finding a wife!!"

"In fact, this is it." Qin Yao said: "When I first met Xiao Zhuo, it was like dry wood meeting a raging fire. When I first met Nianying, taboo thoughts appeared in my mind."

"You are acting out of lust!" Zhong Kui judged.

"I don't deny it." Qin Yao said: "But this is the source of motivation for the beginning. If you don't even have this motivation, it means that you really don't feel it."

There was an evil fire in Zhong Kui's heart for no reason, and he snorted coldly: "Then why don't you hurry up and find her a husband-in-law, and why come here again?"

Qin Yao sighed, "It's not that I want to come, it's that Ah Li insists on asking me to invite you to dinner."

"Where to eat?" Zhong Kui was surprised.

"Go to her house."

"her home?"

Qin Yao pursed his lips: "It's the yard I gave her."

Zhong Kui licked his lips, and the evil fire in his heart suddenly subsided: "What do you eat?"

"She asked me to cook!" Qin Yao said helplessly.

Zhong Kui's heart moved, and a smile appeared on his face again: "It's good, it's good, let's go."

Qin Yao suddenly became alert: "Don't get me wrong."

"No need to explain." Zhong Kui raised his right hand and walked out first: "Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Qin Yao: "..."

Why does it feel like this vortex is getting bigger and bigger?
Two hours later.

evening.

Zhong Kui sits in the main room with a big horse and a golden knife, just like a picture of Zhong Kui suppressing evil spirits.

In the kitchen, Qin Yao was in charge of cooking and Zhong Li was doing chores. The cooperation between the two parties gradually became tacit.

"Can I ask a question?" Qin Yao asked softly after cooking the dishes and pouring them into a plate.

"Of course." Zhong Li turned to look at him with crystal clear eyes.

"Why do you want me to treat your brother to dinner here?"

"There's no reason." Zhong Li said casually, "It's just an idea that popped up in my mind."

Qin Yao didn't quite believe it, but he couldn't question it, so he could only press the doubt back to his heart.

In a blink of an eye.

Plates of dishes were brought to the dining table one after another, and Zhong Kui, who was sitting at the main seat, watched them busy in pairs, with a never-ending smile on his face.

"drink wine?"

Shaoyan, when Qin Yao took Zhong Li to his seat, Zhong Kui took out two jars of wine from his hands and asked with a smile.

Qin Yao waved his hand: "I don't like drinking, you can always have a drink."

"What's the point of me drinking alone? Little sister, go find two wine glasses." Zhong Kui said without doubt.

Qin Yao: "..."

Ask: In the workplace, what should you do if you are forced to drink by your boss? ? ?
Zhong Li got up and went to the kitchen to fetch two bowls, and put them lightly in front of the two of them: "There are no cups in the kitchen, only bowls, why don't you drink from bowls?"

"Okay, enjoy drinking from a bowl!" Zhong Kui laughed.

Qin Yao felt a beating in his heart.

Oh shit.

Why does it feel like something is going to happen tonight?

drunk...

It's easy to get into trouble! ! !

(End of this chapter)