I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

Chapter 375 I Stop Playing <Burst·Part 2·8000>

"Master..."

Ah Che, who replaced himself as the protagonist of the novel, suddenly knelt down in front of Qin Yao and shouted with reverence.

Qin Yao froze, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

He didn't know what happened to his fortune these two days, either someone asked him to recognize his father, or someone asked him to be a teacher, it was strange.

"Master, this disciple is dedicated to the Tao, and I always long to be like the ancient sword fairy, with the sword in the blue sky, and the blue sea in the morning and the blue sky in the evening." Ah Che said with a pious look on his face: "Please look down on me, Master, and give me a chance." Bar."

Although he learned magic fighting by coincidence, the old gentleman who heard him teach magic fighting said that there are two major flaws in this school of magic fighting.

To put it simply, the host doesn't know anything after the immortal is on the body. No matter what the immortal does with this body, the host can't know it, let alone resist.

The ghost knows what the other party will do with his body if he encounters an unkind person.

The second is that the sequelae of the divine strike are extremely large, and the damage to the body and soul is irreversible.

It would be fine if they were recruiting righteous gods and remnants, but at least these gods would not kill chickens to get eggs.But if it is an evil god that is recruited, it is really easier to invite a god than to give it away.

What's more, even the righteous gods and spirits still have to be paid, and what's even more terrifying is that no matter what the other party wants from you, they don't need to discuss it with you, and they don't even need to notify you, just take it away...

These two flaws seem simple, but they are full of murderous intentions, so that every time he performs a magic strike, he has to read a large circle of gods in his heart, hoping that one of these gods can hear his call, so that Bless him from being harmed by evil gods!

Therefore, the opportunity he longs for includes not only Yujian Qingming, traveling in the sea and twilight, but also the desire to change the status quo and the pursuit of his own safety...

Qin Yao doesn't know the twists and turns, but he understands one thing: there is no free lunch in the world, and all the gifts in life are quietly marked with a price.

As an outstanding heir of Maoshan, he performed the magic of inviting gods, and his ancestors sometimes drained all the power in his body, let alone an outsider who was neither relative nor relative, a false god.

After thinking about this point, and looking at Ah Che's behavior of apprenticeship, everything seems reasonable.

"I may be a good apprentice, but I'm definitely not a good master." Qin Yao looked down at the figure kneeling in front of him, and said calmly: "At most, I can be led by the master, and the cultivation depends on the individual. Before you, I I took in two registered disciples, and except for leading them into the Maoshan Sect and passing on a set of spells, I never paid attention to their life and death. So, do you still want to worship me as a teacher?"

"miss you!"

Ah Che said firmly: "It is already a kind of luck to be able to enter Maoshan and learn magic. How can I expect my master to take care of me like a nanny?"

"You can think about it." Qin Yao laughed.

"Being able to practice Shen Da was the first opportunity in my life. Since then, I have waited for more than ten years, and now I have waited for the second opportunity. Why can't I think about it?" Ah Che smiled lightly, his eyes full of hope.

"Forget it, I can't just watch your big dreams come to nothing."

Qin Yao stretched out his hand to help him up, and said in a deep voice: "The registered disciples are only disciples in name, so I will not open the altar to worship the ancestors, and I will not announce it to the world, but I can pass on two sets of spells to you, one for you. Maoshan Talisman General Book, and the other set is Earth Escape Technique, I can give it to you after I write a copy in two days."

Ah Che was overjoyed, just got up and knelt down again, and kowtowed: "Thank you, Master!"

"Okay, get up." Qin Yao had no choice but to pull him up again.

Unexpectedly, as soon as this was settled, Ah Zhi next to him knelt down straight again, kowtowed and said, "Mr. Qin, I also want to practice Taoism with you!"

The desire for immortality and longevity is a pursuit engraved in the blood of the Chinese people.

Qin Huang, Han Wu, Tang Zong and Song Zu have already set an example in this regard.Throughout the ages, it is better to be.

Now seeing his brother stepping through this door with his own eyes, it is impossible for Ah Zhi not to be moved.The reason why I was able to hold back before was because I was afraid that I would speak rashly and affect the good fortune of my brother.If so, this brother can't do it...

Ah Che soon thought of this, and with the word "righteousness" in his heart, he helped to pray: "Master, one sheep is to be chased, and two sheep are also to be chased, so you can accept Ah Zhi."

Qin Yao frowned and said, "You two are different... His situation is a little more complicated."

He was referring to the plot of Elf Transformation. Ah Zhi is the core character of Elf Transformation. If he accepts him as a disciple, this story will become their "family affair". Tiandao's review standards for this aspect are almost strict Harsh, so it will not be so easy to obtain Yinde again.

Ah Che didn't know the reason for this, and thought what Master said was groundless, so he immediately said: "Master, don't worry about this, I will help Ah Zhi build the foundation!"

Qin Yao pondered for a moment, then said slowly: "Forget it, from now on, you two will be my registered disciples, get up."

"Thank you Master."

Ah Che and Ah Zhi kowtowed together and said in unison.

"Who are you, why are you in my house?" At this moment, the woman on the bed suddenly woke up faintly, and her face turned pale with fright after seeing so many people.

"Master, what should we do with him and the adulterer downstairs?" Ah Che asked in a low voice as the two apprentices stood up.

Qin Yao beckoned to Zhang Ling, and led the two girls to the stairs: "Whatever you want to do, the three of us will wait for you outside the department store."

Shortly after.

The two stood frozen outside the department store. Qin Yao watched Ah Che and Ah Zhi come down from the downstairs. After talking with Boss Ye for a while, he began to beat him violently. The boss even limply wrapped a big red envelope for each of them...

Proper big injustice!

"Why did you take out his phone?" Looking at their two bulging pockets and the phone that Ah Che was holding in his arms, Zhang Ling looked surprised.

Ah Che waved his hand, and after leading them out of Boss Ye's sight, he just said with a haha: "These days, telephones are a good thing, and they can be sold for a lot of money. Let's lie to that surnamed Ye and complain The ghost was sealed in the phone and turned into a phone ghost, so he begged us to take the phone away."

Zhang Ling: "..."

This guy runs the train with his mouth full. In the future, he will believe half of what he says at most. When encountering any problems that require decision-making, you should think twice before acting!
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The next day, dusk.

Ah Che, dressed in a bright yellow Taoist robe, strode into the funeral home. Ah Zhi, who had been waiting here for a long time, threw the towel in his hand on the table, moved his head and said, "Get off work!"

Ah Che's main business is to practice things, and Ah Zhi's main business is to make up corpses.

Both of them are attached to this funeral home. They have been together for a long time, have similar temperaments, and live in the same community and often commute together. This is how the brotherhood is formed today.

"Ah Che, Ah Zhi, do you have anything to do after get off work?" Near the wall, a man wearing black sunglasses and a white coat who looked a bit like Mao Shanming slumped on a chair and asked looking up.

"Why, what are you holding back?" Ah Che asked with a glance.

"Nonsense, my old man has always been kind to others, when did he hold back?" The man pulled down his glasses and scolded with wide eyes.

"You're always trying to cheat us out of money, isn't that called suffocation?" Ah Che joked.

"When did I cheat you?" The man waved his hand angrily: "I have always been upright, Tang Shu. All the money I got from you was obtained through gambling, no one cheats."

Ah Che raised his eyebrows: "Why, what are you trying to get us to bet this time?"

"Do you know what Laba Plantain Essence is?" Uncle Tang smiled lightly.

"I know the plantain essence, but I have never heard of the plantain essence." Ah Zhi sneered, "Is it made up?"

"Who made it up?"

Uncle Tang suppressed his smile and said seriously: "You young people don't understand anything.

The so-called pulling plantain essence means to find a banana tree with flower buds, tie one end of the red string to the flower buds, and tie the other end to your right thumb.

The oranges were inserted with incense, and the incense was burned to nourish the soul. Then both ends of the red rope were stained with blood from fingertips, with their backs to the bananas, and their eyes closed.

At that time, what kind of woman you think in your head, you can pull out what kind of woman, exactly.

However, there are risks in playing plantain essence, if you are not careful, you will run out of energy and die. "

"Sounds glamorous and permeating, but what does this have to do with our bet?" Ah Che asked.

"As long as you dare to pull the plantain essence and stay in the plantain forest until Yinshi, you will win. Otherwise, you will lose." Tang Shu pointed at Ah Zhi.

"What are you betting on?" Ah Dao said.

"Fifty ocean dollars."

"Hey, take out the coffin and gamble!" Ah Che exclaimed.

Uncle Tang said on the ground: "It depends on whether you dare or not."

"I don't want to play because I'm talking about it." Ah Zhi felt a little nervous, and subconsciously refused.

Ah Che put his arms around his shoulders, and said softly: "Please ask Master to sit down for us at night, not to mention that there is no plantain essence, even if there is plantain essence, Master can teach her to be a human being. What are you afraid of? Tang Shu has cheated us so many times , if you don’t come back once, can you feel at ease?”

Ah Zhi: "..."

When the night falls.

The silver moon is like a plate.

Tang Shu held a lamp in his hand, illuminated the three figures following Ah Zhi'a's car, and asked, "What's going on, why are there three more people suddenly?"

"Did it say in the bet that you can't bring three more people?" Ah Che asked back.

Tang Shu was speechless: "That's not true, it's just that they have women and children, and I'm afraid to scare them."

Ah Zhi suddenly remembered how the two women did not change their expressions when they saw the grieving ghost, and sighed sincerely: "You are scared to death, they will have no problems."

Uncle: "..."

Depend on.

At night, curse me to death in front of my face?
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go to the plantain forest." Ah Che grabbed his uncle's shoulders and dragged him into the woods, breaking his anger with actions...

"A Zhi, who is the woman you want to pull out?" Looking at the figure of the old and the young, Qin Yao suddenly asked sideways.

He was very curious, without the appearance of the heroine Iris, what kind of character Ah Zhi would play in the end.

Hearing his question, Ah Zhi was startled!
Damn, he's seen it all before, even if a plantain essence is pulled out later, he won't feel so surprised.

But the problem is... the woman who surprised him recently is Miss Zhang.

Although the master said that Ms. Zhang has nothing to do with him, is it really okay for a lonely man and a widow to bring a child?
What's more, last night he accidentally heard clearly that the child called Miss Zhang's mother and master's father.

If he pulls out a woman exactly like Miss Zhang in front of them, how should he explain it?

How should I face Master, Miss Zhang, and that little guy?
No... If you don't earn the fifty yuan, you won't earn it. This is not a good thing to do!

Thinking of this, he hurriedly said, "I don't want to play this game anymore."

Qin Yao: "???"

What the hell?

what happened?

You suddenly stopped playing. Where did the elves come from? If the elves don’t come out, this story is called a chicken’s elf transformation?
"I'll go and tell them that I won't play this game anymore." Without giving Qin Yao a chance to ask, Ah Zhi hurried into the woods, leaving Qin alone in a daze.

"Uncle Tang, Uncle Tang..."

Shaoyan, Ah Zhi flew to his uncle and said, "I won't play this game anymore."

"Give up defeat so soon?" Tang Shu's eyes lit up, and he spread his palms at him: "Give me the money, fifty yuan."

"I'm not admitting defeat, but I can't play anymore." Ah Zhi shook his head.

"Don't make excuses." Uncle Tang said, "Why didn't you say you couldn't play before, but now that we're all here, you said you can't play again, what kind of plane are you using?"

Ah Zhi turned his head and glanced at Qin Yao and the others who hadn't followed, he hugged the necks of the two of them, lowered their heads, and whispered softly: "Let me tell you the truth, when I close my eyes now, my mind is full of Mrs. If this really brings out a teacher's wife, how can I face the master?"

"Wait, where is the teacher's wife?" Ah Che said in confusion.

Ah Zhi said in a softer voice: "When I went to the toilet last night, I overheard that little guy calling Ms. Zhang Mama and Mr. Qin's father. Isn't this my teacher's wife?"

Ah Che: "..."

This is so embarrassing.

"I don't care what your reason is, if you don't dare to play, it means you have surrendered." Uncle Tang didn't care about these things, and said relentlessly.

"Then can I find someone to play for me?" Ah Zhi said.

"No." Uncle Tang vetoed it.

"Add an extra [-] yuan for the bet." Ah Zhi knew where Tang Shu's weakness was, so he said immediately.

Sure enough, Tang Shu hesitated and asked, "Who do you want to play for you?"

Ah Zhi looked at Ah Che without hesitation.

Ah Che shivered, and said with a strange expression: "I can't play either?"

Ah Zhi: "..."

Uncle: "..."

You are so dishonest!
"There is someone who can play." Ah Che said suddenly.

Ah Zhi blinked: "Not good?"

"Is there any other way?" Ah Che asked.

Ah Zhi was speechless!

(End of this chapter)