I am a boss in the world of nine uncles
Chapter 405
Chapter 405
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Uncle Jiu gave Qin Yao a hard look, then turned to Aunt Cane and said, "Thank you for your hard work, Junior Sister."
"Are you referring to me working hard to come here, or I working hard to miss you?" Aunt Cane said with eager eyes.
Uncle Jiu's face froze, and he avoided her gaze: "Let's talk in the room."
Aunt Cane vowed to warm his heart, in front of so many people, she would give him face, she nodded shyly: "Yes, I listen to senior brother."
Uncle Jiu shuddered suddenly, turned around and walked away.
The shyness of an eighteen-year-old girl is a man's dream, and the shyness of a [-]-year-old girl is really terrible.
It's not much affectation, it's just pure hot eyes!
Qin Yao stroked his chin, looked at the figures of the two walking away, and thought to himself: In the movie, Aunt Cane seems to force Uncle Jiu to submit, right?
Just from the performance in the movie, compared to the aggressive Aunt Cane, Uncle Nine is like a little shou.
So, the best way to attack Uncle Jiu is to get on the bus first, and pay for the ticket later?
Thinking of the contrast between Tsundere Ninth Uncle and this conclusion, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What's the matter, so happy?"
Ah Li walked over with Nianying, and asked with a smile.
Qin Yao opened his arms, hooked the waists of the two of them, and hugged them into the courtyard: "I was wondering if I should help Aunt Cane."
"Help if you can."
Nian Ying said: "Ms. Cane is very nice and treats us well."
Qin Yao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll talk to her when I find a chance."
Shaoyan, a group of people sat in the lobby, Uncle Nine sat in the main seat, and asked in a deep voice: "Gu Gu, can you deduce the information of all the virgins at ten o'clock in the city?"
Aunt Cane said, "Yes, when will you want it?"
"ASAP."
Aunt Cane got up immediately: "Then let's open the altar now, and besides, prepare the pen, ink, paper and inkstone for me..."
The most important thing in Yizhuang is the opening of the altar. Under Qin Yao's organization, even the altar was built in a blink of an eye.
Aunt Cane knelt on the futon, inserted three sticks of fresh incense into the incense burner on the altar in front of her, closed her eyes tightly after the white smoke slowly rose into the void, and recited the scriptures devoutly.
Not long after, she suddenly opened her eyes, with a bright golden light shining in her eyes, as if possessed by a god.
Aunt Cane didn't exert any strength on her legs, but she stood up lightly, picked up the brush hanging on the pen stand, and splashed ink, writing each name and place of origin on the white rice paper.
Under the altar, Qin Yao stared at Aunt Cane with shining eyes, and suddenly found that her divination method was like a different kind of asking for gods, close to a witch.
"okay."
After writing the last line of text that appeared in front of her eyes, Aunt Cane let out a slight breath, and as the golden light in her eyes gradually faded, she raised her hand and hung up the brush.
Qin Yao walked up to the altar, picked up the rice paper, and glanced at the names quickly: "Master, how many men and women are there among these people?"
Aunt Cane said: "It's strange to say that there are twenty-one people, and there is not a single male."
Qin Yao: "..."
After being stunned for a while, he couldn't help asking: "It shouldn't be such a coincidence, right? Uncle, is there something wrong?"
He vaguely remembered that when the protagonist group inquired about the man at ten o'clock in the original book, the information given in the plot was that there was only one man at ten o'clock, and this person was a member of the protagonist group, the police inspector, the male protagonist B!
If Big B and the heroine Xiao Ting also appeared in this time and space, if nothing unexpected happens, the place of birth should be Xiangjiang next door...
Boss Qin can cover the sky with one hand in Fucheng, but he will lose this power when he goes to Xiangjiang, so he can't send someone to tie the two of them together, right?
"It can't be wrong."
Aunt Cane said decisively: "I have done divination so many times, and either the divination can't come out, but there is no error in the information that comes out of the divination."
Qin Yao silently put away the rice paper, nodded and said, "I believe in you, so let's arrange someone to take all these girls to Yizhuang."
"By the way, let's send someone to look up the traces of the yin and yang corpse. I'm worried that he won't find a virgin at ten o'clock in Fucheng, and he will flee to other areas. Then we will lose our initiative." Uncle Jiu ordered.
Qin Yao: "Yes, Master."
On that day, the black and white sides of Fucheng quickly united, and within half a day and one night, twenty-one girls with names and surnames were invited into the Yizhuang, and the arrangements were properly made.
As for the yin-yang corpse...
This kind of demon beyond ordinary people's cognition is not so easy to track down, and there has never been any news.
The next day, early in the morning.
Inside the Yizhuang courtyard.
Qin Yao, a tall and burly man in a brown suit, stood in front of the twenty-one girls, waved his hand, and a group of Taoist priests placed twenty-one porcelain pots beside them.
"Girls, I won't talk nonsense, just two points. First, I invited you here overnight for your personal safety. A demon who likes to eat human brains came to Fucheng recently. As far as I know, This demon is constantly looking for a virgin at ten o'clock, and everyone present is born at ten o'clock.
Second, your saliva has a restraining effect on that demon, please spit it into these basins, if you have dry mouth, you can drink more water and spit as much as possible.At that time, all the saliva you spit out will become bullets aimed at the devil. "
Under the bewildered eyes of the girls, Qin Yao said loudly.
He forgot how it was explained in the original book that a virgin's saliva can harm a yin and yang corpse, but he clearly remembered this plot.
If it weren't for the heroine's saliva, the entire protagonist group would not survive the day when the two ten o'clocks unite, let alone kill the yin and yang corpses.
"Don't be shy!"
Seeing these girls looking at each other, Qin Yao said again: "What made you vomit is just saliva, who would think that a beautiful girl's saliva is dirty?
Also, to motivate you, I have decided to set up a spit contest where everyone who participates will get a piece of the pie.
As for the top three, the third place in the amount of saliva will receive a bonus of ten oceans.
For the second place, a bonus of [-] yuan will be added.
First place, plus a bonus of one hundred oceans.
The opportunity to change your own destiny, or even the destiny of your whole family, is now. Girls, what are you waiting for? "
It's only a few hundred yuan, which is nothing to Qin Yao now, but to these girls, it is a huge sum that most of them will never see in their lifetime!
Therefore, as the first girl picked up the porcelain basin, the other twenty girls picked up the basin one after another, lowered their heads, and spit silently...
"System, I want to order twenty-one toy water guns." After quietly leaving the yard, Qin Yao said in a low voice.
[It is recommended that you mass-produce through Fantasy House. 】The system characters follow.
Qin Yao was taken aback.
In his memory, he seems to have only used it once since the fantasy house module appeared, and the Gauss gun that was imagined that time has not been eliminated until now.
Although there is an old master in the middle who enchants this gun, which increases the upper limit of this weapon and prolongs its vitality, but this cannot deny its high quality.
At the fledgling stage of a monk, the price/performance ratio of this weapon has enough advantages!
"Enter the fantasy house."
After returning to his room, Qin Yao sat cross-legged on the bed and said softly.
In an instant, immeasurable rays of light exploded in front of his eyes, and then countless light particles suddenly spun, forming a huge vortex.
In a blink of an eye, the scenery in front of him changed, and the outline of the Jingu hall gradually became clear in front of his eyes.
Qin Yao concentrated his attention and imagined a submachine gun that he played with in his childhood. The simple gun body and the undisguised plastic feel all proved the opponent's cheap attributes.
As his thoughts turned, an Arabic numeral slowly appeared on the gun body—"1".
Qin Yao guessed: The price of this 1 point of filial piety is probably not the value of this water gun, but the lower limit value of the items produced by Fantasy House.
"System, purchase twenty-one water guns."
After pondering for a moment, he silently gave up the idea of improving the water gun.
It's not that I don't want to spend money, but I don't feel the need to renovate.No matter how high-end the shape is and how high-grade the material is, it is impossible to produce other things with saliva on it, and even the power is the same.
[The transaction is successful.This transaction consumes 21 points of filial piety, and the balance of your filial piety is 491 points. 】
As the deduction characters appeared in front of his eyes, twenty blue plastic water guns suddenly appeared in the surrounding void, and every detail on the guns was exactly the same as the water gun he imagined...
three days later.
late at night.
Dressed in a black robe and holding a knife at his waist, the wandering god came in the mist, landed outside the Yizhuang, and shouted loudly: "Zhang Yu, the night wandering god under the seat of the City God, is ordered to meet the Qin priest."
Inside the room, Qin Yao withdrew his arm from under Nianying's neck, put on his coat, fled out of the house, and said with a hearty smile, "Master Zhang, long time no see."
At that time, when Qin Yao left Renjia Town for the first time to find Chenghuang in Fucheng, it was this wandering god who led the way.
Later, as time went by, this guy slowly became the link between him and the city god.
"Meet Priest Qin."
Seeing him face to face, Zhang Yu bowed, with mixed feelings in his heart.
It's only been a few years, the once unknown businessman is now the most popular priest in Fengdu.
Even his Lord City God dared not treat him as a tool man anymore.Even... She took the initiative to show her kindness to him regardless of the rewards!
It can be said that the road that the other party has traveled in just a few years far exceeds the decades or even hundreds of years of struggle of ordinary government officials in the underworld, leaving countless Yin gods including him behind. Looking at his back getting farther and farther away.
The same gods have different fates, envy and jealousy are certain, but hate is not dared.
The changes in reality were dizzying, but Zhang Yu confirmed a truth: this is a golden thigh that he can hold and hug!
Who would hate that their golden thighs are too strong?I will only complain that my backing is not strong!
Qin Yao didn't know at all that this guy had the consciousness of being a dog's leg, and smiled lightly: "You and my old friend don't have to pay homage to each other. Mr. Zhang, what is the oral order from Mr. Chenghuang?"
"Don't dare to speak orally."
Zhang Yu quickly waved his hand and said, "Master Qin, Lord Chenghuang heard that you were looking for the Yin-Yang corpse, so he immediately sent all the Yin-gods from the Chenghuang Temple to search the whole city, and finally found the trace of the Yin-Yang corpse half an hour ago. .”
"The City God has a heart..."
Qin Yao bowed his hands in the direction of the Town God's Temple, and then asked with piercing eyes: "Master Zhang, where is the Yin-Yang corpse?"
"It's in a land temple in the countryside." Zhang Yu said, "I know that place, and I can take you there anytime."
"Please wait."
Qin Yao nodded, rushed into the Yizhuang, and invited Uncle Jiu who didn't know when he was dressed neatly, and said to the rest of the people: "Athena and I will accompany Jiushu to catch the yin and yang corpses. You stay in the Yizhuang to prevent anyone from stealing it." Family."
"I'll go with you." Ali raised her hand and summoned a fairy sword, solemnly said.
Qin Yao shook his head and said: "As long as I am with Master, there will be no evil spirits in the world who can harm me. You have to stay and protect Nianying, our enemy is not just a yin and yang corpse, without you staying to watch the house ,I'm worried."
Ah Li pursed her lips and said firmly, "Don't worry, with me here, no one can destroy our home."
Qin Yao nodded with a smile, reached out and rubbed Nianying's little head, turned around and walked away with Uncle Jiu and others, disappearing from everyone's sight...
In the countryside.
Earth Shrine.
Naimi strangled a little old man's neck with both hands, stared and shouted: "Today is tomorrow, tomorrow is the day after tomorrow, day after day, how many days have I given you? Aren't you the legendary land lord? Let you find me Why is it so difficult to be a ten-hour virgin?!"
The little old man's face turned purple from being pinched by him, and he said with difficulty: "My lord, there are also strong and weak land masters.
I'm just a small land in the countryside that lacks human belief. My strength is not even comparable to that of ordinary monsters. I don't even have an establishment. I belong to wild gods.
If you are really in a hurry, you can go to the Chenghuang Temple in Fucheng.The City God there has become more and more prosperous in the past few years, and his divine power is stronger than mine, so I will definitely be able to find him. "
"Stop talking nonsense, if I can find him, what should I do with you?"
Naimi said sharply: "I will give you one more day at most, no matter what method you use, if you haven't heard from the virgin at ten o'clock tomorrow by this time, I will smash your land and golden body, and waste your land temple."
"It turns out that you are bullying the weak and afraid of the strong!" At this moment, a cold voice suddenly came from outside the Temple of the Land, which made Naimi's heart sink suddenly, and he slowly loosened the lapel of the Lord of the Land.
"Ta, ta, ta..."
Holding the Zhanshen Dao in his hand, Qin Yao walked in with a group of evil spirits holding water guns. When he raised his hands, the red and white evil spirits quickly separated and surrounded Naimi.
Naimi clenched her fists, raised her head and looked out the door: "Since we're here, let's come in together."
Outside the Earth Temple, Uncle Jiu took out a handful of yellow talismans, and with a thought, one after another yellow talismans flew into the air, forming a circle and covering the entire temple: "If you are in a hurry, you can hit it first, and I will strengthen it later." Seal, today I will not let you go no matter what!"
"Whoosh!"
Naimi's body suddenly turned into an afterimage, and he rushed towards Qin Yao fiercely.
"Fire!"
Qin Yao raised his right fist and said in a low voice.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
Lines of water rushed out of twenty-one low-quality water guns. Naimi didn't care about these things at first, until the water lines hit him and exploded like shells.
"Boom, boom, boom, boom..."
In an instant, Nai Mi's body was completely enveloped in gunpowder smoke, and his whole body was like a large-scale fireworks show, with gold and silver sparks bursting out from time to time.
The original book is not deceiving, the saliva of a virgin at ten o'clock really has a huge lethal effect on yin and yang corpses!
It is said that it will be silent until 24:[-] tomorrow, I hope it will be so.
After you can go out, use the computer to work, and you must add more~
(End of this chapter)
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Uncle Jiu gave Qin Yao a hard look, then turned to Aunt Cane and said, "Thank you for your hard work, Junior Sister."
"Are you referring to me working hard to come here, or I working hard to miss you?" Aunt Cane said with eager eyes.
Uncle Jiu's face froze, and he avoided her gaze: "Let's talk in the room."
Aunt Cane vowed to warm his heart, in front of so many people, she would give him face, she nodded shyly: "Yes, I listen to senior brother."
Uncle Jiu shuddered suddenly, turned around and walked away.
The shyness of an eighteen-year-old girl is a man's dream, and the shyness of a [-]-year-old girl is really terrible.
It's not much affectation, it's just pure hot eyes!
Qin Yao stroked his chin, looked at the figures of the two walking away, and thought to himself: In the movie, Aunt Cane seems to force Uncle Jiu to submit, right?
Just from the performance in the movie, compared to the aggressive Aunt Cane, Uncle Nine is like a little shou.
So, the best way to attack Uncle Jiu is to get on the bus first, and pay for the ticket later?
Thinking of the contrast between Tsundere Ninth Uncle and this conclusion, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What's the matter, so happy?"
Ah Li walked over with Nianying, and asked with a smile.
Qin Yao opened his arms, hooked the waists of the two of them, and hugged them into the courtyard: "I was wondering if I should help Aunt Cane."
"Help if you can."
Nian Ying said: "Ms. Cane is very nice and treats us well."
Qin Yao nodded and said, "Okay, I'll talk to her when I find a chance."
Shaoyan, a group of people sat in the lobby, Uncle Nine sat in the main seat, and asked in a deep voice: "Gu Gu, can you deduce the information of all the virgins at ten o'clock in the city?"
Aunt Cane said, "Yes, when will you want it?"
"ASAP."
Aunt Cane got up immediately: "Then let's open the altar now, and besides, prepare the pen, ink, paper and inkstone for me..."
The most important thing in Yizhuang is the opening of the altar. Under Qin Yao's organization, even the altar was built in a blink of an eye.
Aunt Cane knelt on the futon, inserted three sticks of fresh incense into the incense burner on the altar in front of her, closed her eyes tightly after the white smoke slowly rose into the void, and recited the scriptures devoutly.
Not long after, she suddenly opened her eyes, with a bright golden light shining in her eyes, as if possessed by a god.
Aunt Cane didn't exert any strength on her legs, but she stood up lightly, picked up the brush hanging on the pen stand, and splashed ink, writing each name and place of origin on the white rice paper.
Under the altar, Qin Yao stared at Aunt Cane with shining eyes, and suddenly found that her divination method was like a different kind of asking for gods, close to a witch.
"okay."
After writing the last line of text that appeared in front of her eyes, Aunt Cane let out a slight breath, and as the golden light in her eyes gradually faded, she raised her hand and hung up the brush.
Qin Yao walked up to the altar, picked up the rice paper, and glanced at the names quickly: "Master, how many men and women are there among these people?"
Aunt Cane said: "It's strange to say that there are twenty-one people, and there is not a single male."
Qin Yao: "..."
After being stunned for a while, he couldn't help asking: "It shouldn't be such a coincidence, right? Uncle, is there something wrong?"
He vaguely remembered that when the protagonist group inquired about the man at ten o'clock in the original book, the information given in the plot was that there was only one man at ten o'clock, and this person was a member of the protagonist group, the police inspector, the male protagonist B!
If Big B and the heroine Xiao Ting also appeared in this time and space, if nothing unexpected happens, the place of birth should be Xiangjiang next door...
Boss Qin can cover the sky with one hand in Fucheng, but he will lose this power when he goes to Xiangjiang, so he can't send someone to tie the two of them together, right?
"It can't be wrong."
Aunt Cane said decisively: "I have done divination so many times, and either the divination can't come out, but there is no error in the information that comes out of the divination."
Qin Yao silently put away the rice paper, nodded and said, "I believe in you, so let's arrange someone to take all these girls to Yizhuang."
"By the way, let's send someone to look up the traces of the yin and yang corpse. I'm worried that he won't find a virgin at ten o'clock in Fucheng, and he will flee to other areas. Then we will lose our initiative." Uncle Jiu ordered.
Qin Yao: "Yes, Master."
On that day, the black and white sides of Fucheng quickly united, and within half a day and one night, twenty-one girls with names and surnames were invited into the Yizhuang, and the arrangements were properly made.
As for the yin-yang corpse...
This kind of demon beyond ordinary people's cognition is not so easy to track down, and there has never been any news.
The next day, early in the morning.
Inside the Yizhuang courtyard.
Qin Yao, a tall and burly man in a brown suit, stood in front of the twenty-one girls, waved his hand, and a group of Taoist priests placed twenty-one porcelain pots beside them.
"Girls, I won't talk nonsense, just two points. First, I invited you here overnight for your personal safety. A demon who likes to eat human brains came to Fucheng recently. As far as I know, This demon is constantly looking for a virgin at ten o'clock, and everyone present is born at ten o'clock.
Second, your saliva has a restraining effect on that demon, please spit it into these basins, if you have dry mouth, you can drink more water and spit as much as possible.At that time, all the saliva you spit out will become bullets aimed at the devil. "
Under the bewildered eyes of the girls, Qin Yao said loudly.
He forgot how it was explained in the original book that a virgin's saliva can harm a yin and yang corpse, but he clearly remembered this plot.
If it weren't for the heroine's saliva, the entire protagonist group would not survive the day when the two ten o'clocks unite, let alone kill the yin and yang corpses.
"Don't be shy!"
Seeing these girls looking at each other, Qin Yao said again: "What made you vomit is just saliva, who would think that a beautiful girl's saliva is dirty?
Also, to motivate you, I have decided to set up a spit contest where everyone who participates will get a piece of the pie.
As for the top three, the third place in the amount of saliva will receive a bonus of ten oceans.
For the second place, a bonus of [-] yuan will be added.
First place, plus a bonus of one hundred oceans.
The opportunity to change your own destiny, or even the destiny of your whole family, is now. Girls, what are you waiting for? "
It's only a few hundred yuan, which is nothing to Qin Yao now, but to these girls, it is a huge sum that most of them will never see in their lifetime!
Therefore, as the first girl picked up the porcelain basin, the other twenty girls picked up the basin one after another, lowered their heads, and spit silently...
"System, I want to order twenty-one toy water guns." After quietly leaving the yard, Qin Yao said in a low voice.
[It is recommended that you mass-produce through Fantasy House. 】The system characters follow.
Qin Yao was taken aback.
In his memory, he seems to have only used it once since the fantasy house module appeared, and the Gauss gun that was imagined that time has not been eliminated until now.
Although there is an old master in the middle who enchants this gun, which increases the upper limit of this weapon and prolongs its vitality, but this cannot deny its high quality.
At the fledgling stage of a monk, the price/performance ratio of this weapon has enough advantages!
"Enter the fantasy house."
After returning to his room, Qin Yao sat cross-legged on the bed and said softly.
In an instant, immeasurable rays of light exploded in front of his eyes, and then countless light particles suddenly spun, forming a huge vortex.
In a blink of an eye, the scenery in front of him changed, and the outline of the Jingu hall gradually became clear in front of his eyes.
Qin Yao concentrated his attention and imagined a submachine gun that he played with in his childhood. The simple gun body and the undisguised plastic feel all proved the opponent's cheap attributes.
As his thoughts turned, an Arabic numeral slowly appeared on the gun body—"1".
Qin Yao guessed: The price of this 1 point of filial piety is probably not the value of this water gun, but the lower limit value of the items produced by Fantasy House.
"System, purchase twenty-one water guns."
After pondering for a moment, he silently gave up the idea of improving the water gun.
It's not that I don't want to spend money, but I don't feel the need to renovate.No matter how high-end the shape is and how high-grade the material is, it is impossible to produce other things with saliva on it, and even the power is the same.
[The transaction is successful.This transaction consumes 21 points of filial piety, and the balance of your filial piety is 491 points. 】
As the deduction characters appeared in front of his eyes, twenty blue plastic water guns suddenly appeared in the surrounding void, and every detail on the guns was exactly the same as the water gun he imagined...
three days later.
late at night.
Dressed in a black robe and holding a knife at his waist, the wandering god came in the mist, landed outside the Yizhuang, and shouted loudly: "Zhang Yu, the night wandering god under the seat of the City God, is ordered to meet the Qin priest."
Inside the room, Qin Yao withdrew his arm from under Nianying's neck, put on his coat, fled out of the house, and said with a hearty smile, "Master Zhang, long time no see."
At that time, when Qin Yao left Renjia Town for the first time to find Chenghuang in Fucheng, it was this wandering god who led the way.
Later, as time went by, this guy slowly became the link between him and the city god.
"Meet Priest Qin."
Seeing him face to face, Zhang Yu bowed, with mixed feelings in his heart.
It's only been a few years, the once unknown businessman is now the most popular priest in Fengdu.
Even his Lord City God dared not treat him as a tool man anymore.Even... She took the initiative to show her kindness to him regardless of the rewards!
It can be said that the road that the other party has traveled in just a few years far exceeds the decades or even hundreds of years of struggle of ordinary government officials in the underworld, leaving countless Yin gods including him behind. Looking at his back getting farther and farther away.
The same gods have different fates, envy and jealousy are certain, but hate is not dared.
The changes in reality were dizzying, but Zhang Yu confirmed a truth: this is a golden thigh that he can hold and hug!
Who would hate that their golden thighs are too strong?I will only complain that my backing is not strong!
Qin Yao didn't know at all that this guy had the consciousness of being a dog's leg, and smiled lightly: "You and my old friend don't have to pay homage to each other. Mr. Zhang, what is the oral order from Mr. Chenghuang?"
"Don't dare to speak orally."
Zhang Yu quickly waved his hand and said, "Master Qin, Lord Chenghuang heard that you were looking for the Yin-Yang corpse, so he immediately sent all the Yin-gods from the Chenghuang Temple to search the whole city, and finally found the trace of the Yin-Yang corpse half an hour ago. .”
"The City God has a heart..."
Qin Yao bowed his hands in the direction of the Town God's Temple, and then asked with piercing eyes: "Master Zhang, where is the Yin-Yang corpse?"
"It's in a land temple in the countryside." Zhang Yu said, "I know that place, and I can take you there anytime."
"Please wait."
Qin Yao nodded, rushed into the Yizhuang, and invited Uncle Jiu who didn't know when he was dressed neatly, and said to the rest of the people: "Athena and I will accompany Jiushu to catch the yin and yang corpses. You stay in the Yizhuang to prevent anyone from stealing it." Family."
"I'll go with you." Ali raised her hand and summoned a fairy sword, solemnly said.
Qin Yao shook his head and said: "As long as I am with Master, there will be no evil spirits in the world who can harm me. You have to stay and protect Nianying, our enemy is not just a yin and yang corpse, without you staying to watch the house ,I'm worried."
Ah Li pursed her lips and said firmly, "Don't worry, with me here, no one can destroy our home."
Qin Yao nodded with a smile, reached out and rubbed Nianying's little head, turned around and walked away with Uncle Jiu and others, disappearing from everyone's sight...
In the countryside.
Earth Shrine.
Naimi strangled a little old man's neck with both hands, stared and shouted: "Today is tomorrow, tomorrow is the day after tomorrow, day after day, how many days have I given you? Aren't you the legendary land lord? Let you find me Why is it so difficult to be a ten-hour virgin?!"
The little old man's face turned purple from being pinched by him, and he said with difficulty: "My lord, there are also strong and weak land masters.
I'm just a small land in the countryside that lacks human belief. My strength is not even comparable to that of ordinary monsters. I don't even have an establishment. I belong to wild gods.
If you are really in a hurry, you can go to the Chenghuang Temple in Fucheng.The City God there has become more and more prosperous in the past few years, and his divine power is stronger than mine, so I will definitely be able to find him. "
"Stop talking nonsense, if I can find him, what should I do with you?"
Naimi said sharply: "I will give you one more day at most, no matter what method you use, if you haven't heard from the virgin at ten o'clock tomorrow by this time, I will smash your land and golden body, and waste your land temple."
"It turns out that you are bullying the weak and afraid of the strong!" At this moment, a cold voice suddenly came from outside the Temple of the Land, which made Naimi's heart sink suddenly, and he slowly loosened the lapel of the Lord of the Land.
"Ta, ta, ta..."
Holding the Zhanshen Dao in his hand, Qin Yao walked in with a group of evil spirits holding water guns. When he raised his hands, the red and white evil spirits quickly separated and surrounded Naimi.
Naimi clenched her fists, raised her head and looked out the door: "Since we're here, let's come in together."
Outside the Earth Temple, Uncle Jiu took out a handful of yellow talismans, and with a thought, one after another yellow talismans flew into the air, forming a circle and covering the entire temple: "If you are in a hurry, you can hit it first, and I will strengthen it later." Seal, today I will not let you go no matter what!"
"Whoosh!"
Naimi's body suddenly turned into an afterimage, and he rushed towards Qin Yao fiercely.
"Fire!"
Qin Yao raised his right fist and said in a low voice.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
Lines of water rushed out of twenty-one low-quality water guns. Naimi didn't care about these things at first, until the water lines hit him and exploded like shells.
"Boom, boom, boom, boom..."
In an instant, Nai Mi's body was completely enveloped in gunpowder smoke, and his whole body was like a large-scale fireworks show, with gold and silver sparks bursting out from time to time.
The original book is not deceiving, the saliva of a virgin at ten o'clock really has a huge lethal effect on yin and yang corpses!
It is said that it will be silent until 24:[-] tomorrow, I hope it will be so.
After you can go out, use the computer to work, and you must add more~
(End of this chapter)
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