I am a boss in the world of nine uncles
Chapter 567 Zombie Rebirth on the 7th: Life is more ridiculous than movies
Chapter 567 Zombie Rebirth in Seven Days: Life is More Ridiculous Than Movies
That evening.
The burly figure with a well-fitting suit and a calm complexion stepped into the elevator, crossed his hands in front of his stomach, and pressed the button for the 24th floor with his fingers.
When the old elevator began to rise slowly, a cloud of black air suddenly flew out from the top of the elevator, transforming into a green-faced, fang-toothed ghost, staring at the man with blood-colored eyes, step by step to the man, stretching out his arms to embrace the man's body.
"Snapped!"
Suddenly, the burly man raised his hand and slapped the evil ghost heavily on the face. The violent force made it spin around like a spinning top, until the elevator door opened and the other side stepped out of the elevator room, it fell to the ground in a daze. He stared blankly at the broad back.
what just happened?
It was beaten?
It was hit by a person? !
Thinking of this, the elevator ghost subconsciously rushed out of the elevator and rushed towards the other person's back. However, halfway through the journey, the person looked back at it...
The indifference and majesty in this look made it stop instantly, and a chill shot out from the soles of its feet and rushed straight to the top of its head.
In the nick of time, the elevator ghost came to Fu Ling's heart, crossed his hands, put his feet together, and made a ninety-degree bow to the burly figure, which can be described as respectful.
A look of surprise flashed across the man's face, then he turned and left.
When the sound of his footsteps disappeared in his ears, the elevator ghost let out a long breath, his soul turned into a puff of black smoke, and swished back into the elevator.
"Dong dong dong."
"you are?"
In the security room, Uncle Yan adjusted the myopia mirror on the bridge of his nose, and raised his eyes to look at the door.
"My surname is Qin, and I am the new owner of this building."
"Yeah, Mr. Qin."
Uncle Yan hurriedly stood up from the chair and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were coming, and I didn't make any preparations..."
Qin Yao waved his hand: "It's okay, don't be so nervous. By the way, is 2442 inhabited?"
"I live, I just moved in this morning."
Uncle Yan said cautiously, "Is there something wrong with this house?"
Qin Yao: "It's a little problem, but I'm here to solve it. Uncle Yan, take me for a walk..."
Room 2442.
Under the twisted ceiling fan, on the pale white floor, Qian Xiaohao sat cross-legged on the ground, opened a black suitcase, reached out to touch the costume he once wore, and what flashed in his mind was the image of his wife leaving with his son.
Life is short for a few decades, and when he was brilliant, first-line stars would play supporting roles for him.
At that time, how could he, who was drunk with money and money, think that he would be reduced to such a situation in a few decades?
Fate had given him preferential treatment, but he did not turn that preferential treatment into capital.
As a result, when he was old and weak, his wife and children were separated, and he fell to Sri Lanka.
Shortly after.
Qian Xiaohao woke up from the memories, pursed his lips, pulled out a rope prepared in advance from his backpack, looked up, and hung the rope on the twisted electric fan.
He has not only made zombie movies, but also made various ghost movies, and he has heard a lot of taboos that he doesn't know are true or false.
One of them is that the underworld doesn’t care about people who commit suicide. If they commit suicide outside, they will become a wandering soul, which lives for generations without a foothold.
That's why he came to this old dilapidated mansion, preparing to end his life here and seek a new life... If it is said that there are really ghosts in the world.
On the roof, there were two long white dresses, black hair covering their faces, distorted bodies, reptile-like figures carrying trails of black smoke, their hands and feet clinging to the wall, their cold eyes staring at him through the black hair. Follow Qian Xiaohao's every move.
"Bang bang bang."
Just as Qian Xiaohao put the rope under his neck and was about to kick the chair under his feet, someone suddenly slammed the anti-theft door, as if there was something urgent.
Qian Xiaohao hesitated for a moment, removed the hanging rope, jumped off the chair, slowly came to the back of the gate, and asked in a low voice: "Who?"
In the corridor, Qin Yao lost the golden light in his eyes, silently put down his wrist that was smashing the door, and turned to look at the old security guard.
Uncle Yan understood, and said loudly, "It's me, Uncle Yan."
"Uncle Yan, what's the matter?"
"You open the door first." Uncle Yan didn't know what Boss Qin was doing here, so he had to say so.
Qian Xiaohao sighed, stretched out his hand to unlock the door, and opened the anti-theft door, the first thing that caught his eye was not Uncle Yan, but a burly figure.
"Who is this?"
"Let me introduce you." Uncle Yan pointed to Qin Yao and said seriously: "This is the new boss of our building and the landlord of all our residents."
Qian Xiaohao was stunned, and then asked in doubt: "Mr. Landlord... what can I do for you?"
"Do you believe there are ghosts in this world?" Qin Yao asked.
Qian Xiaohao was dumbfounded.
It wasn't his reality, if it wasn't for the person in front of him wearing a high-tailored suit and Uncle Yan to prove his identity, he would have suspected that there was something wrong with him.
How could someone ask such a question?
Uncle Yan opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but he didn't know what to say, because of the atmosphere, he gradually became awkward.
Qian Xiaohao didn't like this embarrassing feeling very much, and said, "I believe it, because I think it's impossible for rumors to be passed down for thousands of years."
Qin Yao: "Want to see a ghost?"
Qian Xiaohao: "???"
Uncle Yan: "???"
They feel like they have seen a ghost now...
At this time, the two female ghosts on the roof seemed to understand what he said, one ran to the chair, and the other ran to the corner.
Qin Yao glanced at them, then continued to ask Qian Xiaohao, "Do you want to, or don't you want to?"
Qian Xiaohao laughed dryly: "You are so humorous."
Qin Yao flicked his fingers between his eyebrows, then stepped into the room, held his cheeks with both hands, turned his head, and looked into the room.
Qian Xiaohao wanted to resist, but instead he saw the most horrifying scene he had ever seen in his life: a female ghost in a white dress with black hair and black smoke all over her body was hanging on her rope, her bare feet were constantly swinging back and forth .
Frightened, his pupils dilated, but all his strength disappeared without a trace.
Qin Yao continued to turn his cheeks, forcing him to shift his gaze from the electric fan to the corner, but he saw next to the bookcase, also dressed in a white dress, holding a pair of long scissors in the hands of a female ghost who looked like a replica of a hanged ghost, coldly watch them.
"Gudong."
Qian Xiaohao swallowed hard.
Qin Yao let go of his cheeks, turned to the old security guard and said, "Uncle Yan, I have something to talk to this gentleman, you go back to the security room and rest."
Uncle Yan was still confused until now, but he restrained his curiosity, nodded slightly, turned and left.
"Mr. Qin, what should we do now?" Qian Xiaohao asked in a low voice after quickly regaining his composure as a person who is not even afraid of death.
"The most correct way is not to provoke them."
Suddenly, a man with round glasses on the bridge of his nose, pajamas and shorts on his body, and a pair of cross slippers appeared at the gate, with a burning cigarette in his hand, his gloomy temperament made him look like a book , the book is full of stories.
"A friend." Looking at his sloppy appearance, Qin Yao said softly.
Ah You froze for a moment, and a look of astonishment appeared on his melancholy face: "You know me?"
"As a landlord, it's not unusual to know your tenants, right?" Qin Yao asked rhetorically.
This logic seems to be correct, but Ah You always feels that something is wrong: "Do you know all the hundreds of residents in this building?"
Qin Yao: "Is it important?"
A friend: "..."
"I think the most important thing is how to solve the current problem." Qian Xiaohao interjected.
A friend: "It's very simple, you burn three more sticks of incense, three sticks per person, and then change the room."
Qian Xiaohao subconsciously looked at Qin Yao, but saw that the other party left him and walked into the room.
"Hey!"
Ah You shouted loudly: "What are you doing?"
Qin Yao ignored his yelling, went straight to the fan, raised his arms, and hung them on the rope as soon as he stretched out his hands. The slender female ghost, who was covered in black smoke, raised his arms and taught: "You It's swinging, swinging back and forth."
The little female ghost: "?"
The eldest female ghost: "?"
A friend: "?"
Qian Xiaohao: "?"
Even people and ghosts, everyone's head is full of question marks.
"Ho." A moment later, a trace of resentment flashed across the ferocious face of the ghost girl, and she opened her mouth to bite Qin Yao's neck.
"Boom."
"Snapped."
With a push and a pull, Qin Yao directly removed the chin of the twin daughter, and said in a deep voice, "If you are a dog, you will bite if you disagree."
A friend: "..."
Ghosts are invisible, why is the jaw removed?
This scene was already beyond his comprehension.
As for Qian Xiaohao, he was even more confused.
What kind of magical unfolding is this? ? ?
"Boom."
"Snapped."
Qin Yao raised his hands and pushed his chin for the younger girl, pulled her wrist, turned around and walked towards the older ghost girl, in the astonished gaze of the other party, took the scissors from her hand, and handed the younger girl's hand into her hand.
The eldest daughter: "?"
The younger twin daughter: "?"
No.
What is this?
Qin Yao exhaled lightly and said, "I know your suffering and your grievances, but this is the end of the matter, what you have to do is to look forward instead of sinking into the pain of the past."
Twin female ghosts: "..."
"You two avoid it, I'll give them some psychological counseling." Qin Yao suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of the door, and said in a deep voice.
The corner of Ah You's mouth twitched, he took a deep breath, pulled the stunned Qian Xiaohao around and left.
Shortly after.
After being forcibly pulled into a room, Qian Xiaohao came back to his senses just now, and said with wide eyes: "He, he, he..."
A friend: "Calm down."
Qian Xiaohao tried hard to take a few breaths, scratched his head and said, "What's going on, I'm a little confused."
Ayou pursed her lips and sighed: "Three years ago, there was a family of three living in 2442. Among them, the husband was a tutor. The eldest twin daughter who happened to come over found out that she was stabbed to death with scissors.
It's a pity, it's a pity that when the eldest twin daughter stabbed the beast to death, she used too much force and stabbed herself at the same time, and finally died together with the beast.
The younger twin daughter couldn't stand the fact that she was humiliated, and her sister died to save herself, so she hanged herself on a fan and committed suicide. The souls of the two sisters stayed in 2442.
The new landlord probably knew what had happened, so even though he had the power to kill the two sisters, he didn't do it casually, but wanted to convert them. "
Qian Xiaohao: "..."
Some people say that the movies he has done are ridiculous.
It turns out that life is more ridiculous than movies!
(End of this chapter)
That evening.
The burly figure with a well-fitting suit and a calm complexion stepped into the elevator, crossed his hands in front of his stomach, and pressed the button for the 24th floor with his fingers.
When the old elevator began to rise slowly, a cloud of black air suddenly flew out from the top of the elevator, transforming into a green-faced, fang-toothed ghost, staring at the man with blood-colored eyes, step by step to the man, stretching out his arms to embrace the man's body.
"Snapped!"
Suddenly, the burly man raised his hand and slapped the evil ghost heavily on the face. The violent force made it spin around like a spinning top, until the elevator door opened and the other side stepped out of the elevator room, it fell to the ground in a daze. He stared blankly at the broad back.
what just happened?
It was beaten?
It was hit by a person? !
Thinking of this, the elevator ghost subconsciously rushed out of the elevator and rushed towards the other person's back. However, halfway through the journey, the person looked back at it...
The indifference and majesty in this look made it stop instantly, and a chill shot out from the soles of its feet and rushed straight to the top of its head.
In the nick of time, the elevator ghost came to Fu Ling's heart, crossed his hands, put his feet together, and made a ninety-degree bow to the burly figure, which can be described as respectful.
A look of surprise flashed across the man's face, then he turned and left.
When the sound of his footsteps disappeared in his ears, the elevator ghost let out a long breath, his soul turned into a puff of black smoke, and swished back into the elevator.
"Dong dong dong."
"you are?"
In the security room, Uncle Yan adjusted the myopia mirror on the bridge of his nose, and raised his eyes to look at the door.
"My surname is Qin, and I am the new owner of this building."
"Yeah, Mr. Qin."
Uncle Yan hurriedly stood up from the chair and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were coming, and I didn't make any preparations..."
Qin Yao waved his hand: "It's okay, don't be so nervous. By the way, is 2442 inhabited?"
"I live, I just moved in this morning."
Uncle Yan said cautiously, "Is there something wrong with this house?"
Qin Yao: "It's a little problem, but I'm here to solve it. Uncle Yan, take me for a walk..."
Room 2442.
Under the twisted ceiling fan, on the pale white floor, Qian Xiaohao sat cross-legged on the ground, opened a black suitcase, reached out to touch the costume he once wore, and what flashed in his mind was the image of his wife leaving with his son.
Life is short for a few decades, and when he was brilliant, first-line stars would play supporting roles for him.
At that time, how could he, who was drunk with money and money, think that he would be reduced to such a situation in a few decades?
Fate had given him preferential treatment, but he did not turn that preferential treatment into capital.
As a result, when he was old and weak, his wife and children were separated, and he fell to Sri Lanka.
Shortly after.
Qian Xiaohao woke up from the memories, pursed his lips, pulled out a rope prepared in advance from his backpack, looked up, and hung the rope on the twisted electric fan.
He has not only made zombie movies, but also made various ghost movies, and he has heard a lot of taboos that he doesn't know are true or false.
One of them is that the underworld doesn’t care about people who commit suicide. If they commit suicide outside, they will become a wandering soul, which lives for generations without a foothold.
That's why he came to this old dilapidated mansion, preparing to end his life here and seek a new life... If it is said that there are really ghosts in the world.
On the roof, there were two long white dresses, black hair covering their faces, distorted bodies, reptile-like figures carrying trails of black smoke, their hands and feet clinging to the wall, their cold eyes staring at him through the black hair. Follow Qian Xiaohao's every move.
"Bang bang bang."
Just as Qian Xiaohao put the rope under his neck and was about to kick the chair under his feet, someone suddenly slammed the anti-theft door, as if there was something urgent.
Qian Xiaohao hesitated for a moment, removed the hanging rope, jumped off the chair, slowly came to the back of the gate, and asked in a low voice: "Who?"
In the corridor, Qin Yao lost the golden light in his eyes, silently put down his wrist that was smashing the door, and turned to look at the old security guard.
Uncle Yan understood, and said loudly, "It's me, Uncle Yan."
"Uncle Yan, what's the matter?"
"You open the door first." Uncle Yan didn't know what Boss Qin was doing here, so he had to say so.
Qian Xiaohao sighed, stretched out his hand to unlock the door, and opened the anti-theft door, the first thing that caught his eye was not Uncle Yan, but a burly figure.
"Who is this?"
"Let me introduce you." Uncle Yan pointed to Qin Yao and said seriously: "This is the new boss of our building and the landlord of all our residents."
Qian Xiaohao was stunned, and then asked in doubt: "Mr. Landlord... what can I do for you?"
"Do you believe there are ghosts in this world?" Qin Yao asked.
Qian Xiaohao was dumbfounded.
It wasn't his reality, if it wasn't for the person in front of him wearing a high-tailored suit and Uncle Yan to prove his identity, he would have suspected that there was something wrong with him.
How could someone ask such a question?
Uncle Yan opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but he didn't know what to say, because of the atmosphere, he gradually became awkward.
Qian Xiaohao didn't like this embarrassing feeling very much, and said, "I believe it, because I think it's impossible for rumors to be passed down for thousands of years."
Qin Yao: "Want to see a ghost?"
Qian Xiaohao: "???"
Uncle Yan: "???"
They feel like they have seen a ghost now...
At this time, the two female ghosts on the roof seemed to understand what he said, one ran to the chair, and the other ran to the corner.
Qin Yao glanced at them, then continued to ask Qian Xiaohao, "Do you want to, or don't you want to?"
Qian Xiaohao laughed dryly: "You are so humorous."
Qin Yao flicked his fingers between his eyebrows, then stepped into the room, held his cheeks with both hands, turned his head, and looked into the room.
Qian Xiaohao wanted to resist, but instead he saw the most horrifying scene he had ever seen in his life: a female ghost in a white dress with black hair and black smoke all over her body was hanging on her rope, her bare feet were constantly swinging back and forth .
Frightened, his pupils dilated, but all his strength disappeared without a trace.
Qin Yao continued to turn his cheeks, forcing him to shift his gaze from the electric fan to the corner, but he saw next to the bookcase, also dressed in a white dress, holding a pair of long scissors in the hands of a female ghost who looked like a replica of a hanged ghost, coldly watch them.
"Gudong."
Qian Xiaohao swallowed hard.
Qin Yao let go of his cheeks, turned to the old security guard and said, "Uncle Yan, I have something to talk to this gentleman, you go back to the security room and rest."
Uncle Yan was still confused until now, but he restrained his curiosity, nodded slightly, turned and left.
"Mr. Qin, what should we do now?" Qian Xiaohao asked in a low voice after quickly regaining his composure as a person who is not even afraid of death.
"The most correct way is not to provoke them."
Suddenly, a man with round glasses on the bridge of his nose, pajamas and shorts on his body, and a pair of cross slippers appeared at the gate, with a burning cigarette in his hand, his gloomy temperament made him look like a book , the book is full of stories.
"A friend." Looking at his sloppy appearance, Qin Yao said softly.
Ah You froze for a moment, and a look of astonishment appeared on his melancholy face: "You know me?"
"As a landlord, it's not unusual to know your tenants, right?" Qin Yao asked rhetorically.
This logic seems to be correct, but Ah You always feels that something is wrong: "Do you know all the hundreds of residents in this building?"
Qin Yao: "Is it important?"
A friend: "..."
"I think the most important thing is how to solve the current problem." Qian Xiaohao interjected.
A friend: "It's very simple, you burn three more sticks of incense, three sticks per person, and then change the room."
Qian Xiaohao subconsciously looked at Qin Yao, but saw that the other party left him and walked into the room.
"Hey!"
Ah You shouted loudly: "What are you doing?"
Qin Yao ignored his yelling, went straight to the fan, raised his arms, and hung them on the rope as soon as he stretched out his hands. The slender female ghost, who was covered in black smoke, raised his arms and taught: "You It's swinging, swinging back and forth."
The little female ghost: "?"
The eldest female ghost: "?"
A friend: "?"
Qian Xiaohao: "?"
Even people and ghosts, everyone's head is full of question marks.
"Ho." A moment later, a trace of resentment flashed across the ferocious face of the ghost girl, and she opened her mouth to bite Qin Yao's neck.
"Boom."
"Snapped."
With a push and a pull, Qin Yao directly removed the chin of the twin daughter, and said in a deep voice, "If you are a dog, you will bite if you disagree."
A friend: "..."
Ghosts are invisible, why is the jaw removed?
This scene was already beyond his comprehension.
As for Qian Xiaohao, he was even more confused.
What kind of magical unfolding is this? ? ?
"Boom."
"Snapped."
Qin Yao raised his hands and pushed his chin for the younger girl, pulled her wrist, turned around and walked towards the older ghost girl, in the astonished gaze of the other party, took the scissors from her hand, and handed the younger girl's hand into her hand.
The eldest daughter: "?"
The younger twin daughter: "?"
No.
What is this?
Qin Yao exhaled lightly and said, "I know your suffering and your grievances, but this is the end of the matter, what you have to do is to look forward instead of sinking into the pain of the past."
Twin female ghosts: "..."
"You two avoid it, I'll give them some psychological counseling." Qin Yao suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of the door, and said in a deep voice.
The corner of Ah You's mouth twitched, he took a deep breath, pulled the stunned Qian Xiaohao around and left.
Shortly after.
After being forcibly pulled into a room, Qian Xiaohao came back to his senses just now, and said with wide eyes: "He, he, he..."
A friend: "Calm down."
Qian Xiaohao tried hard to take a few breaths, scratched his head and said, "What's going on, I'm a little confused."
Ayou pursed her lips and sighed: "Three years ago, there was a family of three living in 2442. Among them, the husband was a tutor. The eldest twin daughter who happened to come over found out that she was stabbed to death with scissors.
It's a pity, it's a pity that when the eldest twin daughter stabbed the beast to death, she used too much force and stabbed herself at the same time, and finally died together with the beast.
The younger twin daughter couldn't stand the fact that she was humiliated, and her sister died to save herself, so she hanged herself on a fan and committed suicide. The souls of the two sisters stayed in 2442.
The new landlord probably knew what had happened, so even though he had the power to kill the two sisters, he didn't do it casually, but wanted to convert them. "
Qian Xiaohao: "..."
Some people say that the movies he has done are ridiculous.
It turns out that life is more ridiculous than movies!
(End of this chapter)
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