I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

The movie "Modern Master" tells the story of the pastor Macbeth who was dismissed from his post due to alcoholism and died of grief and anger.After going to heaven, he met God, and God ordered him to go to the world to destroy the devil, so he met the devil's servant, A Piao, and fought with him to save the good-for-nothing hero.

The reason why Qin Yao's first life watched this movie was entirely because after the rise of short videos, the spicy lines about "reality" in this movie suddenly became popular. Out of curiosity, he searched the Internet and watched it. So remember this story...

"what happened to you?"

When Macbeth came to the two doors, he suddenly found that the person beside him was gone, turned around hastily, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Qin Yao's figure still behind him.

Qin Yao quickly came back to his senses, smiled perfunctorily and said, "I'm thinking about what to say after seeing God."

"Why do you think we can see God?" Macbeth was puzzled: "There are so many clergymen in the church, and people die almost every day. If God meets everyone, then he doesn't have to do anything else."

"Believe in God is worse than believe in the devil." Suddenly, a tall man with a sack on his shoulders appeared out of nowhere on the clouds, and slowly came to the two of them: "Believe in God can only get spiritual salvation, believe in the devil can get reality real benefit."

"Absurd." Macbeth retorted loudly: "Those who associate with the devil have never had a good end since ancient times."

The tall man chuckled and asked, "You believe in God, what have you got?"

Macbeth pointed to the wooden door ahead: "I got the chance to go to heaven."

The tall man smiled and waved his hands: "All pious believers will go to heaven. If you live unsatisfactorily in the world, you will also have a dissatisfactory life after going to heaven. Are you happy in the world?"

Macbeth: "..."

"No matter how powerful the spiritual sustenance is, it can't fill the stomach even if the stomach is starving." The tall man shook his head, carried the sack on his back, and walked towards the door with the red glass window.

"What's your name?" Qin Yao asked loudly.

"My name is A Piao." The tall man opened the door and walked in, and the voice quickly disappeared.

"Let's go in too." Qin Yao withdrew his gaze and pointed to the red wooden doorway with white glass windows.

"Please first." Macbeth said respectfully.

Qin Yao shook his head: "Do you want me to open the door for you?"

After all, he is not a priest of the church, and he has no church attributes, so he has no confidence to open the door to the heavenly office.

"I'll drive, I'll drive."

Macbeth had already regarded Qin Yao as a great pastor in his heart, and he had no complaints.

"Crack!"

As the door inlaid with white glass was pushed open by Macbeth with one hand, pure white and flawless holy light suddenly shone from the door, and there seemed to be faint gospel singing.

Qin Yao hesitated for a moment, whether he cast the spell of inviting the gods in front of the door, and respectfully invited the immortal ancestors to stand in front of the formation.

Because he thought of one thing: the patriarch Xiao Maojun said that the Lord dared not come to the east in his real body.

In the original book, God wants to get rid of the devil on Hong Kong Island, but he still needs the power of mortals.

If these two messages are superimposed, it is enough to prove that even if they meet God in the office, the projection of God will not be very strong, and it is difficult to reach the level where they do not even give themselves the opportunity to invite God.

Thinking of this, he stepped into the gate of heaven calmly, and Macbeth followed behind him respectfully.

"Welcome to the Heavenly Office." Behind the gate of heaven is a holy and clean lobby. A priest in white clothes bathed in holy light slowly came to them and said with a smile.

"Are you an angel?" Macbeth asked.

The white-clothed priest shook his head and said with a smile: "I am not an angel, my child. I am the guiding priest of heaven. I am responsible for checking your achievements and beliefs. Only priests who have contributed to the spread of the glory of the Lord and have firm beliefs can follow me. Get the holy card here and get the chance to enter heaven."

Qin Yao: "..."

Isn't this an immigration officer?

"I have a firm belief in the Lord, and I am a soldier of the Lord." Macbeth said immediately.

"I believe, I believe." The receiving priest chuckled and waved, "Come with me, I will go through the formalities for you."

The two followed each other silently, crossed the long corridor, and came to a simple and neat office.

"Please sit down."

The receiving priest sat comfortably behind the desk, pointed to the chair in front of the desk and said.

There were three chairs in front of the table. Qin Yao sat on the left, and Macbeth sat on the right, with a chair in the middle, looking up at the receiving priest.

"Which of you two will come first?" The priest asked with a smile.

Qin Yao pointed to Macbeth: "He comes first."

"Okay." The receiving priest looked at the latter and asked with a smile, "Son, what's your name?"

"I... My name is Macbeth, restrained gram, white white."

"Okay." The priest raised his hand and summoned a thick holy book, opened a page of the holy book, and said softly, "Macbeth."

The holy book lit up with a faint white light, and Macbeth's life experience was all turned into words and appeared on the book.

After reading Macbeth's life, the priest Jieyin commented: "You are a true evangelion, you have made outstanding contributions to spreading the glory of the Lord, and you are qualified to ascend to heaven."

Macbeth was so moved that he almost cried, stood up and bowed: "Thank you, thank you priest."

Priest Jieyin smiled, and after the light and handwriting on the holy book faded, he looked at Qin Yao gently: "Son, what's your name?"

"Qin Yao, Yao of Yao and Shun Yu."

The receiving priest recited his real name to the holy book, but the holy book didn't respond.

"You are not a pastor!" Priest Jieyin's face changed slightly, and he got up abruptly.

Qin Yao: "Can't you go to heaven if you're not a priest?"

The receiving priest: "..."

God.

Look what this guy is talking about?
How can a pastor go to heaven?

After reacting, seeing that Qin Yao didn't intend to make a half-joke, the receiving priest had no choice but to patiently say: "Heaven is the Lord's residence, and it is a beautiful end. Only believers of the Lord are eligible to enter heaven. You are not eligible. Understand?"

"I don't quite understand." Qin Yao said.

The receiving priest was a little dazed.

No, I've already mentioned this point, what else do you not understand?
"What don't you understand?"

Taking a deep breath, the priest of Jieyin held the holy book in his arms, guarding against the other party's sudden attack at any time.

Qin Yao said seriously: "Look, no one can enter heaven without God's permission. But you have come to the East to preach without anyone's permission; you have established heaven here without the permission of the Eastern gods. Please guide the believers. Please explain to me the priest, is this a double-standard behavior? You guys, where do you get the qualifications?" (End of this chapter)