I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

Han Zhongli: "..."

Qin Yao took two steps back slightly, and said sincerely, "You two elders, it's up to you."

The two immortals looked at each other, took a breath together, and walked towards Mr. Ma.

"What do you mean?"

Mr. Ma was stunned, and said in astonishment: "Can't you see these people following me?"

"Young master, the so-called enemy should be resolved rather than tied. In terms of our face, why don't you give Han Xiangzi some face?" Coming to the other side, Han Zhongli, who was slightly thick-skinned, said with a smile.

"Who are you, what right do you have for me to save face?" Mr. Ma scolded.

"To be honest, we are immortals in the heaven. My name is Han Zhongli, and his name is Tieguai Li."

"Are there these two immortals in the sky?" Mr. Ma asked in surprise.

Erxian: "..."

"Pretend to play tricks." Mr. Ma sneered, waved his hands and said, "All servants obey my orders, let's see if they dare to show face in front of me."

As soon as the words fell, hundreds of servants and servants raised their weapons and rushed towards the two immortals with roars.

"Dang Dang Dang Dang."

The two immortals did resist, but after losing their mana, they were no match for their fists, and were soon slashed on their bodies by long knives and short sticks.

However, what shocked the servants was that the swords and guns fell on them, but they couldn't hurt them at all, and some of the long knives even curled their blades.

If it was said that the swords and guns only hit them, the servants could still explain that the two were wearing soft armor.

But the reality is that many knives and guns hit the two of them squarely on their heads and pierced their faces, but it was still a knife.

"Ghost!"

The frightened servants gradually stopped, and then someone shouted, and all the servants abandoned their weapons and fled.

"Master Ma, where are you going?"

Mr. Ma also wanted to run, but as soon as he turned around, he saw Han Xiangzi standing in front of him with a half-smile expression on his face.

"Mr. Han, where did you find these two helpers?" Mr. Ma forced a smile and asked dryly.

Qin Yao smiled and said, "Let's stop talking nonsense and let He Xiaoyun go, okay?"

Mr. Ma turned around and glanced at the two immortals behind him, and said decisively: "It's just a woman, so why not give it up to Your Excellency?"

Qin Yao shook his head: "No, it's not for me. I don't have any unreasonable thoughts about Miss He."

"It's what you say...can I go now?" Mr. Ma asked anxiously.

Qin Yao turned sideways and moved out of the way: "Go ahead. Remember what you just said, otherwise, hehe, I will bring these two friends to the door and cut off the roots of your descendants."

I don't know if it was due to psychological reasons, Mr. Ma's crotch was cold, he subconsciously clamped his legs, cupped his fists and said, "Mr. Han, take your leave."

"Hey." Seeing Mr. Ma leaving in despair, Han Zhongli strode up to Qin Yao: "Han Xiangzi, do you trust us now?"

Qin Yao nodded: "I believe it, mortals really can't be invulnerable. But, why did you come to ferry me to immortality?"

Although he is familiar with the whole plot and knows the reason, Erxian doesn't know that he knows the whole plot.

If they don't ask such a sentence, they will inevitably be suspicious for a while.

"It's the way it is."

Tieguai Li said as concisely as possible: "Hundreds of years ago, the Dragon King and the Jade Emperor played a game of chess. It was not clear who would win and who would win. Anyway, the Jade Emperor finally promised that within 500 years, the immortals would not cross the East Sea without the permission of the Dragon King.

Now that the 500-year deadline has not yet come, a plague suddenly broke out in the world.The way of heaven took pity on the common people, and bred a mountain of magic medicine, which can relieve the diseases of the people.

But it's hard to die, this medicine mountain appeared near the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.

If you want to collect medicine, you must cross the East China Sea.

For the sake of the common people, the Jade Emperor wanted to send people to the Herb Mountain to collect herbs, but the Dragon King flatly refused. My leg was injured by Prince Hualong before crossing the East Sea.

If you want to defeat the Dragon King and get medicine across the sea, you must gather the Eight Immortals.

And you, Han Xiangzi, the reincarnation of Yu Xiao, is the key to gathering the Eight Immortals. "

Qin Yao was in a daze, suddenly seemed to remember something, and asked seriously: "I have a question."

"What's the problem?" Tieguai Li asked.

Qin Yao: "How will you two help me become a fairy?"

"Guohua." Tieguai Li said.

Qin Yao asked calmly, "What is Daohua?"

"To put it simply, it is to use the power to release the spirit of the jade flute in your soul and merge with you. The jade flute has been in the heaven for thousands of years, and the fairy spirit raised has already become a fairy, so once you become a fairy, the magic power He will crown the rest of the immortals." Han Zhongli said with a smile.

Qin Yao frowned slightly: "Then the question is, is the spirit of the jade flute a soul?"

Han Zhongli paused for a moment with a smile, and said hesitantly, "Naturally, it's a soul."

"That being the case, after the fusion, did Yu Xiao eat Han Xiangzi's consciousness and turn Han Xiangzi into a memory in his life. Or did Han Xiangzi eat Yu Xiao's consciousness and absorb all of Yu Xiao's memories?" Qin Yao asked.

"You are one body, there is no distinction between each other." Tieguai Li said.

Qin Yao shook his head: "No. I'm Han Xiangzi, not Yuxiao."

Tieguai Li: "..."

Han Zhongli thought for a while and said, "How about I explain it to you this way, your soul is still your soul, but you have forgotten a lot of things. Once you remember it, it is equivalent to restoring your memory."

Qin Yao sighed: "You still don't understand. Even if it is as you said, then Yuxiao who lost his memory is Han Xiangzi, and Han Xiangzi who regained his memory is Yuxiao."

Han Zhongli: "..."

No, why can't it be explained?
Tieguai Li thought and thought, but couldn't think of any way to lure Han Xiangzi out of the bull's horns, so he said, "Then what do you mean?"

"It's possible to become an immortal, but you can't use the method of guiding. I don't want to be a jade flute. I am Han Xiangzi, who has 23 years of memory!" Qin Yao said firmly.

The two immortals looked at each other and saw the embarrassment in each other's eyes almost at the same time.

Why does something so simple have to become so complicated?

They didn't understand this very much, but they couldn't force Han Xiangzi to become a fairy, so they could only press the matter temporarily and followed Han Xiangzi back to the cottage.

"It's you two!"

In front of the thatched hut, a girl wearing a green half-sleeved jacket, a yellow narrow-sleeved long skirt, a black belt and a brown pouch, stood alone, pointing to Qin Yao who was following Qin Yao. Erxian said.

These two people ran up to her earlier and chattered a lot of nonsense, both overtly and secretly trying to find out their own truth.

After hearing too much and getting tired of hearing it, she couldn't hold it back and asked someone to throw them out of the mansion.

"Ahem, girl Yancai, we meet again." Han Zhongli said with a smile.

Tieguai Li looked cautious: "Why are you still chasing me here? Apart from asking you some things, we didn't offend you in any other way, right?"

Yancai stirred the green fur ball on the hair ornament with her left hand, pointed at Qin Yao with her right hand, and said with a smile, "You two, stop being sentimental, I'm here to find him."

Qin Yao raised his eyebrows: "Looking for me?"

"That's right." Yancai took out a two-foot short flute from her hand, and said with a smile: "I was in Caiyunzhuang, and I heard from those musicians that Han Xiangzi was the most famous Xiaole master in the city. It can attract bees and butterflies to fly and make all animals jump, I wonder if it is true?"

"Fake." Qin Yao said decisively.

Yancai was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "If you admit it, I might still be suspicious, but if you deny it, I'm a little bit convinced."

As she said that, she sent forward the black short flute in her hand: "Mr. Han, how about a bet? As long as you can play this short flute, I can promise you any conditions."

Qin Yao did not forget his original intention, and said seriously: "I don't gamble, please leave, miss."

Yancai turned the flute around, blinked and said, "I'm very patient~"

She seems to love to laugh, even when she talks, there is a smile between her brows, giving people a sunny and cheerful feeling, which is really hard to hate.

"What does it mean to be very patient?" Qin Yao's mouth twitched.

Yancai raised her head and said, "If you don't brag about this Xiao, I will pester you."

"Crazy." Qin Yao waved his hand and walked past her to the courtyard.

"Girl, go back, there's no need to force this kind of thing." Han Zhong smiled inwardly, and said to Yancai.

Yancai looked at him and asked, "Where do you live?"

Han Zhongli's face froze: "Why?"

Yancai glanced across the small courtyard, pointed to their room and said, "Is it this one?"

"Let me tell you, don't make up our minds." Tieguai Li said, "Otherwise you will definitely regret it in the future."

"Then wait until you regret it in the future." Yancai stuck out her tongue at them, and bounced into the room.

"Old Guai, go get her out." Han Zhongli said indignantly.

"Why don't you go?" Tieguai Li asked back.

Han Zhongli pursed his lips: "I don't hit women."

Tieguai Li: "..."

Does that mean I hit a woman?

The two immortals evaded each other for a long time, and finally decided to go there together to drag Yancai out.

"thump!"

When they came to the door, they were about to open it when suddenly their feet slipped and they fell to the ground like dogs eating shit.

Fortunately, they are the bodies of immortals, otherwise they would have lost a few teeth in this fall.

Climbing up from the ground in a hurry, Han Zhongli tried to raise his leg, and found that the road ahead was not slippery.

"Old Guai, there is a problem!"

Li Tieguai nodded heavily, and took a tentative step forward, but staggered violently again.

Han Zhongli had quick eyes and hands, and took him into his arms.

"Monster, this girl must be a monster!" Tieguai Li stood firm and said firmly.

"You are the monster." Yancai suddenly appeared in front of the wooden door, pointed at the two immortals and said, "If you dare to talk nonsense, you don't even want to get up today."

Erxian: "..."

Today I know what it means to be teased by shrimps when you swim in shallow water, and bullied by dogs when a tiger falls in Pingyang!
That night.

Erxian, who temporarily cleaned up the grocery store next door, came to the eaves, looked at the bright silver moon in the sky, and was silent.

In the darkness, a pair of bright eyes stared at their figures, then looked at the room where Yancai was, and sighed softly.

What a great opportunity, if Yancai wasn't here, he would have killed Han Zhongli and Tieguai Li!

"Old Guai, Han Xiangzi doesn't want to be guided, what do you say?" Silently withdrawing his gaze, Han Zhongli sighed quietly.

Tieguai Li said: "I was thinking about this just now... The best way is naturally to go to Tushita Palace and ask Laojun to give me an elixir.

A nine-turn elixir is guaranteed to guarantee that Han Xiangzi can transform into a Fan Dengxian.But the problem is, we can't go up now. "

Han Zhongli thought for a while, and said: "We can't go up now, so why don't we just find someone who can go up?"

"Who can we find now?" Tieguai Li asked back.

Han Zhongli pointed to the ground, Tieguai Li's heart skipped a beat, and he jumped off the roof together with him and returned to his room.

"Dangdangdang."

Not long after, Tieguai Li kept smashing his celestial artifacts on the ground, calling out, "Land, land..."

"Pfft."

A puff of white smoke suddenly flew out from the ground, and a short, cute old man walked out of the white smoke, cupped his hands and said, "The Lord of the Earth pays homage to the two celestial beings, what instructions does the celestial being have?"

"There is something I want to ask for your help." Han Zhongli said.

"Shangxian, please give me instructions."

Han Zhongli said with a smile: "Please go to Tushita Palace and ask Laojun for a nine-turn elixir in our name."

Land Lord: "???"

He was immediately dumbfounded.

No.

Do you not know who I am?
If I am qualified to go to Tushita Palace, can I still do land here?
After a long time, the Land Lord, who came back to his senses, inexplicably remembered an old joke he had heard before.

It is said that when Tang Seng was studying Buddhist scriptures, a monster named Benboba was almost beaten to death by his master and disciples. He finally escaped from birth and went to inform his king Nine-headed Insect, telling him that the monkey was very good.

As a result, the Nine-Headed Insect discussed with his wife, and then turned around and asked Ben Boba to get rid of Tang Seng's master and apprentice...

This shit.

His current mood is probably exactly the same as that of Pampering Ba.

"What's the matter, what's your problem?" Seeing him standing there in a daze, Han Zhongli asked doubtfully.

The corner of Tutu Gong's mouth twitched, he cupped his hands and said, "Shangxian, Xiaoxian is not qualified to go to Tushita Palace."

Han Zhongli: "..."

Isn't the land lord qualified to go to Tushita palace?
He really doesn't know this.

Shaoqing, Tudi Gong quickly ran away under the somewhat confused gaze of the two immortals, leaving them to continue in a daze.

"Can you find any gods?" Han Zhongli scratched his head and asked.

Tieguai Li Moran.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

In the wing room not far away, Yan Cai clutched her stomach and rolled on the bed laughing.

Let the land lord go to the Taishang Laojun to ask for a nine-turn elixir?
It was the funniest joke she had heard in a hundred years.

Let's not talk about whether the Lord of the Land can get to the 33rd Heaven, even if he climbed the clouds to the Tushita Palace, would Laojun give him the Nine-Turn Elixir?
Is the Jiuzhuan elixir a drug dregs?
The more I think about it, the more amusing I can't laugh anymore.

in the hall.

Qin Yao sighed slightly.

Nine-turn elixir...

Really want!
When will these two guys recover their mana, go to heaven by themselves.

Do you want to think of a way to help them? (end of this chapter)