I am a boss in the world of nine uncles

"Ugh."

"Ugh……"

Before sunset, the red glow is like burning.

Leaving Han's house and heading to Yongkang Hall, Tieguai Li sighed repeatedly.

"Old Guai, don't worry, the man Han Xiangzi did nothing wrong." Han Zhongli advised, "For him, he can repay by crossing the sea for the favor he received from us. What will he pay back?"

Tieguai Li smiled wryly and said: "I know, I understand...but now all the people in the world are still suffering from the plague. If we delay for one more day, the world will not know how many people will die. Every time I think of this, I feel sad ah."

Han Zhongli: "What's the use of being sad? Now I just hope that Laojun can leave the customs as soon as possible."

During the conversation, the two walked like flying, and when they arrived in front of Yongkang Hall, they saw a long queue in front of the pharmacy, and the last few people in the line even compared each other to self-mutilation.

"Hey, hey, hey, brothers, what are you doing?" Han Zhongli asked curiously.

"none of your business?"

A man with a bloody head threw away the blood brick in his hand, and said coldly, "If you want to see Miss Xiaoyun, you have to queue at the back. If you dare to jump in line, I will beat you to death."

"I'll go, what's so fierce." Han Zhongli said dissatisfied.

"Why do you care about their business, go see Xiaoyun first, and take back the Tianshu is a serious matter." Tieguai Li greeted.

Han Zhongli nodded, and together he passed through the crowd and walked towards the main hall.

"What are you doing?" After walking a few steps, a big man shouted loudly.

"Looking for someone." Li Tieguai said without looking back.

"Nonsense, everyone here is looking for someone." The big man walked out of the queue as he said that, and reached out to grab his clothes: "Go to the back and line up."

"boom."

When his palm touched Tieguai Li's body, a powerful force suddenly bombarded along his arm, knocking him into the air in an instant, and fell heavily on the curb.

"Ghost!!!"

The patients, who were originally watching the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, saw this scene. Accompanied by an exclamation, they ran away like mice being chased by a cat. In a blink of an eye, there was no one in front of the pharmacy.

"Now there is no need to queue up." Tieguai Li said with a smile.

Han Zhongli: "..."

"Two elders!" At this moment, He Xiaoyun sent a patient out, and was pleasantly surprised when he saw the two.

"How are you doing recently?" Tieguai Li asked.

"Brother, you must take your medicine on time when you go back."

He Xiaoyun exhorted the patient, and immediately said to the two immortals: "You two elders, please come in quickly."

After watching the patient leave with great gratitude, the three of them walked into the medicine hall together. Tieguai Li Wuxin talked to a "passer-by" and asked bluntly: "So many days have passed, can you see that there are no words in the scriptures?" What is the mystery?"

He Xiaoyun smiled all over his face, unable to hide his excitement: "Please take a look, both of you."

After finishing speaking, she formed seals with her hands and chanted the mantra, and she disappeared in place instantly.

"Invisibility?" Han Zhongli exclaimed, and Tieguai Li's eyes widened.

What shocked them was not the spell, but the person who cast it was He Xiaoyun.

She has only been given the wordless book for a few days, so she can read the words very well.

Straightforward cultivation of a spell... It's simply unbelievable!
unless……

Thinking of this, the eyes of the two immortals shone at the same time.

"Xiaoyun." Han Zhongli looked at the woman in front of him with bright eyes, and asked solemnly, "Excuse me, do you have a birthmark on your body?"

He Xiaoyun appeared and asked with a strange expression: "How did you know?"

She now wondered if the two had used clairvoyance on her.

She can learn invisibility, so there's no reason why the two stronger than her can't see through.

"I did not mean."

Tieguai Li understood her eyes, and quickly explained: "Cultivation is not about eating and sleeping, it is by no means an easy task. Under normal circumstances, even a genius who is one in a million, during the period of time we are away, can get from nothing. It's not bad to just read the words in the Book of Words, let alone practice it as a spell.

Only natural immortals have this ability, and you happen to be Han Xiangzi's old friend, so we conclude that you are one of the Eight Immortals.

The signs of the Eight Immortals are eight different imprints, and for you, they are birthmarks. "

He Xiaoyun was surprised and delighted: "That is to say, I can become a fairy?"

"If you pass the test, you can become a fairy!" Tieguai Li responded.

"What test?" He Xiaoyun asked eagerly.

Ever since she heard the two talk about the benefits of becoming a fairy last time, becoming a fairy seems to have become her obsession.

The two immortals looked at each other, and Han Zhongli said in a deep voice: "Only by cutting off the thread of love and giving up the little love, can one become an immortal."

"Ah?" He Xiaoyun was shocked: "How could there be such an outrageous rule?"

"You don't know something."

Tieguai Li Youyou said: “Behind every seemingly outrageous rule, there will be an even more outrageous event.

Because of love, Tianting suffered heavy losses several times.So later it was stipulated in the heavenly rules that if you want to be a heavenly priest, you must cut off your love and give up your little love.

In this way, there will be no more incidents of betraying the Heavenly Court because of one's own personal affairs. "

He Xiaoyun: "..."

"We'll give you three days to think about it." Han Zhongli said, "You should think about it carefully within these three days, and give us an answer after you think about it."

Tieguai Li frowned, and looked at the other party with some complaints.

What three-day consideration period?
What if she thinks about it and doesn't want to give up her personal relationship?
In his opinion, the best way is to persuade He Xiaoyun to give up his personal relationship and choose great love now, so as not to have long nights and dreams.

"Don't think about it, I choose to become a fairy." He Xiaoyun said decisively.

Erxian: "..."

Hey.

This pair of childhood sweethearts is really interesting...

a few days later.

Summer solar term.

Outside Fu'an County, inside the Purple Bamboo Forest.

Han Zhongli and Tieguai Li stood on the left and right sides of He Xiaoyun respectively, all dressed in gold.

Qin Yao stood thirty steps away from them, watching the three of them quietly, silently corresponding to the original plot in his mind.

Because of his abandonment of love, and his refusal to be a crazy licking dog, the plot directly advances here by leaps and bounds.

In the original book, when Han Zhongli and Tieguai Li helped He Xiaoyun become a fairy, the dog licking Han Xiangzi flew up and took away the Lingshi because of the love in his heart with Xiaoyun, which led to a large plot.

All in all, there must be twists and turns before everyone becomes a fairy, and it is to prevent people from becoming a fairy smoothly, so as to create conflicts.

But now, Qin Yao, who has occupied the magpie's nest, would not do such a stupid thing, and even subtly assumed the role of guard.

If Hualong came to stop Hualong at this moment, then the Qilin incarnation would definitely appear to stop Hualong!

Fortunately, the news that He Xiaoyun is one of the Eight Immortals should not have reached the other party's ears. In addition, He Xiaoyun did not hesitate as in the original book, so that Hualong never appeared from the beginning to the end.

Not long after, under the guidance of the two immortals' magic power, He Xiaoyun successfully opened the treasure of his body, and became immortal...

"congratulations."

When He Xiaoyun, who was covered in fairy light, slowly landed, Qin Yao took the initiative to meet him, cupping his fists and saluting: "From now on, I will call you Xiangu."

"Take off the mortals and become immortals, start again... He Xiangu, what a good name."

He Xiaoyun smiled slightly and said: "From now on, I will be called He Xiangu."

"Congratulations, congratulations." Han Zhongli immediately cupped his hands in congratulations.

Tieguai Li turned his head to look at Qin Yao, and said earnestly, "Han Xiangzi, do you still want to continue waiting?"

Qin Yao said with a smile: "It's not up to me whether to wait or not, but depends on when the nine-turn elixir you are talking about will be delivered."

Han Zhongli thought for a while and said seriously: "Old Guai, why don't we go up to heaven and have a look?"

Tieguai Li pondered and said, "Alright."

"I'll go with you." He Xiangu said happily.

She has just become a fairy, and she has almost infinite yearning for the Heavenly Palace.

"Han Xiangzi, do you want to come together?" Tieguai Li asked.

Qin Yao waved his hand: "I'm an ordinary person, flying so high to the Heavenly Palace is just asking for trouble, so I won't go."

Tieguai Li: "..."

Isn't this guy too mean?

Do not take any risks for the main one?

Shaoyan, the three immortals turned away one after another, Qin Yaofu turned around, and saw Yancai appearing in front of him like a ghost, and asked with a smile: "Han Xiangzi, I discovered a big secret, do you want to hear it?"

"I don't want to." Qin Yao answered decisively.

"You want to hear it." Yancai said solemnly.

Qin Yao looked serious: "I really don't want to."

"What if I say that this secret is related to your best friend Lu Dongbin?"

"Then I'm not interested either."

Yancai was speechless: "What are you interested in? Hmm...except for becoming immortal."

Qin Yao thought for a while and said, "Sit quietly, meditate, bask in the sun, and eat."

Yancai: "..."

Qin Yao turned around and walked slowly: "I'll go back first."

Yancai trotted to catch up with him: "No, no, I have to tell you, otherwise it will be uncomfortable."

Qin Yao was silent and just walked silently.

Yancai tilted her head and looked at his expression, and said softly: "The girl your best friend found in the brothel is a goblin, and many people have been robbed of their energy by her. But fortunately, she knows how to measure every time. This customer only took a little bit of energy, so he didn't get involved in a life-threatening lawsuit."

Qin Yao listened to her story silently, and finally came to the courtyard and said lightly: "Is there anything else?"

"Aren't you worried about it?" Yancai was puzzled.

Qin Yao shook his head: "If I rush to explain to him now, he may not believe it. When he comes to my place again in the future, if I mention it casually, he may remember it in his heart and go to verify it himself."

A chill ran down Yancai's spine, and her complexion changed slightly.

This is the ability to manipulate people's hearts!

How could Han Xiangzi be so proficient in this skill?
So skilled that it makes his heart tremble...

For several days, Qin Yao didn't wait for Lu Dongbin to come.

However, he was not worried about the safety of the other party. The so-called auspicious people have their own blessings, let alone the Eight Immortals who have never crossed the sea.

Before crossing the sea, the Eight Immortals may be injured, disabled, or in pain, but they will definitely not die.

Because the entire Complete Legend of the Eight Immortals is a test for Tathagata Lao Yinbi.

How can there be a test that directly kills the protagonist?
If this happens, this is not a test, but a planned murder!

A few more days.

Lu Dongbin still hadn't arrived, but the three immortals came down to earth with joy, and came to the doorway.

As soon as he entered, Tieguai Li shouted excitedly: "Xiangzi, Han Xiangzi, the elixir you want is here."

In the room on the second floor, Qin Yao's indifferent and peaceful temperament disappeared instantly. He strode out and came to the courtyard quickly: "What should I do next?"

Tieguai Li: "..."

This was the first time he had seen Han Xiangzi who was so enthusiastic and proactive.

"It's very simple, just swallow the elixir of rank nine." Han Zhongli said with a smile.

Qin Yao silently nodded: "Please give me the pill."

Tieguai Li licked his dry lips, took out a boxy golden box from his bosom, opened the box, and a elixir emitting bright golden light suddenly appeared in front of him.

Qin Yao stretched out his hand to hold the grape-sized elixir, turned around and said, "I'll go back to my room to eat, and the fairy queen will come out after eating."

"It doesn't have to be like this." Tieguai Li said, "It's safer to eat in front of us."

Qin Yao shook his head: "That can't be done. If there is a case of washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow, or the discharge of filth, wouldn't it be very embarrassing in front of you?"

Tieguai Li: "..."

Maybe this will happen.

Seeing that he no longer refused, Qin Yao turned and ran back to his room, closed the wooden door solemnly, and sat cross-legged on the bed.

However, he didn't throw the elixir into his mouth like a jelly bean, but put it on the tip of his nose, his body didn't move, his soul took a deep breath, and the golden elixir suddenly turned into dao dao xianguang, passing through this body , into the soul.

In an instant, the door of Qin Yao's soul opened wide, frantically absorbing this vast energy, and his energy and spirit sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, so that it actually brought him the ultimate pleasure of floating like a fairy.

This pleasure is a hundred times more intense than ordinary fish and water sex. If it weren't for his strong will, he might not be able to help but groan at this moment.

Using great perseverance to resist the erosion of pleasure, Qin Yao silently operated his Xuan Gong. His soul suddenly became hot and glowing, and the immortal energy soared crazily and enveloped his body in turn.

Qin Yao recited the Dadong Mantra with his soul, it was really a god singing, and immeasurable immortal energy surged in his body, tempering this soul body.

Recite the scriptures a hundred times, and its meaning will be self-evident.

He naturally had an epiphany, and then this epiphany extended into countless insights.

Outside the hut.

The other three immortals and Yancai, who came over at some unknown time, stared blankly ahead, their faces full of shock.

But in the field of vision, the thatched cottage turned into a terrifying black hole, and the aura of heaven and earth with a radius of ten thousand miles changed from invisible to tangible, and crazily sank into this black hole.

At the same time, they seemed to hear the sound of waves, and when the sound became louder and finally resembled thunder, a beam of white-golden light suddenly flew out of the black hole and went straight into the sky, stirring up the wind and clouds.

"boom!"

The sky seemed to be angry, and quickly gathered a huge thundercloud that stretched for hundreds of miles. Inside the thundercloud, countless thunderbolts frantically gathered together, silently accumulating strength for a shocking blow!