I, the queen and the father, start with a deer as a horse

Chapter 31 I'm Not Drunk!
"Fang Xiu, don't go too far!"

Wu Mingkong stared at Fang Xiu with murderous eyes, and squeezed out such a sentence from between his teeth.

Fang Xiu glanced at her, and said lightly: "I still say the same thing, don't force it."

After speaking, he picked up the wine cup, took a sip, and continued to admire the dancers downstairs.

"Damn traitor!"

Wu Mingkong stared at Fang Xiu, gritted his silver teeth.

next second.

She seemed to have made a decision, she stood up abruptly, walked in front of Fang Xiu, and snatched the flagon from his hand.

With the momentum of lightning, he poured two mouthfuls into his mouth.

"Cough cough cough cough!"

The wine entered his throat and he coughed violently.

"His Majesty!"

On the side, Lin Wan'er was startled when she saw this scene, and hurriedly stepped forward to help the empress.

Fang Xiu was also taken aback by the Empress's sudden move, and subconsciously looked at the Empress.

Empress Liu frowned tightly, her fair face flushed, she covered her mouth and kept coughing.

"This wine, ahem, why, ahem, so spicy!"

Fang Xiu was speechless when he heard this.

nonsense!

This is the 42-degree distilled wine produced by the system, so it's the same as the wine you usually drink!

Fang Xiu stood up, looked at Wu Mingkong whose face was flushed red in front of him, and said helplessly, "Your Majesty..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he heard the empress shout angrily.

"To shut up!"

"Listen to me!"

Fang Xiu: "."

Looking at Wu Mingkong whose face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Fang Xiu immediately realized that she was drunk!
"Drunk after two mouthfuls?"

"If you can't drink it, why are you rushing to drink it?"

Fang Xiu was puzzled.

next second.

Seeing the Empress's righteous indignation, she instantly understood.

This is to be drunk and cowardly!

really.

next second.

Wu Mingkong walked in front of Fang Xiu unsteadily, gritted his teeth and said, "One day, I will kill you traitor!"

aside.

When Lin Wan'er heard this, her face showed uneasiness, for fear that Fang Xiang would be unhappy and directly replace her with His Majesty.

"Fang Xiang, Your Majesty is drunk, don't take it to heart."

She hastily stepped forward to support the empress, looked at Fang Xiu, and explained.

Fang Xiu waved his hand to show that he understood.

Seeing this, Lin Wan'er breathed a sigh of relief.

"so far so good."

she knows.

Really want to fight.

The guards in the palace are not as good as the private soldiers of Xiangguo's mansion!

Lin Wan'er just breathed a sigh of relief.

next second.

The queen's crisp voice sounded again.

"Who said I was drunk!"

"I'm not drunk! I'm sober now!"

Fang Xiu felt a little helpless when he looked at the empress whose eyes had become a little blurred in front of him.

This woman is really troublesome when she is drunk!

Fang Xiu sighed and said:

"Your Majesty, you are drunk, I will open a side room for you, go to bed earlier."

As he said that, he was going to call the boy.

Seeing this, the empress took the first step and stopped in front of him.

A pair of blurred beautiful eyes stared at Fang Xiu, and he gritted his silver teeth tightly: "I said it! I'm not drunk!"

"Okay, Your Majesty is not drunk. I am drunk. I want to go back to rest. Your Majesty, please don't get in the way."

Fang Xiu said helplessly.

In two lifetimes, it was the first time he saw someone so drunk.

the most important is!

After only two sips of wine, he was so drunk!

Even if it is highly distilled alcohol, it shouldn't be!

Fang Xiu sighed inwardly.

It seems that this empress really can't drink.

It's fine if you can't drink enough, the wine quality is not good.

Take a sip or two and go crazy with alcohol.

"You're not drunk either!"

At this time, the empress suddenly stretched out her tender little hand, pointed at Fang Xiu and said, "Don't try to lie to me! I'm smart!"

"I know, it's a deer! It's not a horse!"

"I also know that all of you want to see my jokes!"

Fang Xiu heard this and looked at the Empress.

At this moment, Wu Mingkong seemed to recall a sad memory, and Qingcheng's face was full of grief and indignation.

I don't know if it was because of sadness or because of alcohol.

A pair of starry sky-like beautiful eyes became watery.

Somehow.

Seeing such an empress, Fang Xiu felt a little distressed.

He also stopped thinking about emotional value, and coaxed softly: "I know, Your Majesty is very smart, Your Majesty."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the empress again.

"you shut up!"

The empress looked at Fang Xiu in a dazed way with her watery eyes, and said through gritted teeth, "You don't know anything! You only know how to bully me!"

Fang Xiu listened, noncommittal.

The empress said sadly:
"I don't understand why I have worked so hard and still haven't been rewarded!"

"The local government deceives the top and the bottom, colludes with the gentry, seeks personal gain, and enriches private pockets!"

"The imperial court, civil servants and military generals, formed cliques for private interests, embezzled money and food, and framed loyal and good people!"

"The people are miserable, and it is human nature to place the blame on me."

"But what did I do wrong again?"

"I'm so lonely! So hard! So sad!"

Speaking of which.

She couldn't bear it anymore, and burst into tears, tears falling from her cheeks like broken raindrops.

On the side, Lin Wan'er couldn't help crying when she heard this, and said sadly, "Your Majesty!"

"."

Fang Xiu looked at the two master and servant who were crying together, a little speechless, and wanted to step forward to persuade them.

Before she could speak, she saw the empress suddenly raised her eyes.

The blurred eyes stared at Fang Xiu again, and said loudly:

"Fang Xiu! Aren't you thinking about my throne all the time?"

"Today I will let you sit on the throne!"

"I want you to understand what it means to be involuntary!"

Lin Wan'er was shocked when she heard this, and persuaded: "Your Majesty! Absolutely not!"

Fang Xiu raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said, "Your Majesty, you are really drunk."

"I told you! I'm not drunk!"

"I also know that you traitor is a pervert! You only know how to stare at the dancer's thigh!"

After Wu Mingkong said this, he looked out of the window.

downstairs.

The dancing girl with enchanting posture, accompanied by the music, shows her graceful dancing posture.

Wu Mingkong glanced at it, snorted coldly, and said disdainfully: "I didn't say that, your vision is really bad!"

"Isn't this dancer dressed a little less? In terms of appearance, body posture, and legs, which one can compare to me!"

"What catches your eyes!"

When Lin Wan'er heard this, she subconsciously wanted to cover her face.

But after thinking about it, it's useless to cover your own face, it's better to cover His Majesty's mouth.

"Your Majesty, this servant will help you to rest."

Lin Wan'er was afraid that the empress would make a bigger joke if she continued to make trouble, so she was about to leave with her arms.

Wu Mingkong was noisy for a while, and he was also tired.

Coupled with the effect of alcohol, the whole person has fallen into a dazed state.

"Wait a moment!"

With only a little consciousness left.

Wu Mingkong looked at Fang Xiu with blurred eyes, and said in a weak voice:

"Traitor, does what you said just now count?"

Fang Xiu was slightly taken aback, but didn't realize what he said.

Seeing Wu Mingkong's dodging eyes, he suddenly reacted.

What I said just now meant that she should call herself Xiangfu.

now.

Looking at the empress' dodging eyes.

Fang Xiu's heart suddenly throbbed.

"Cough cough!"

He cleared his throat and said seriously, "Of course."

(End of this chapter)