I'm not really a dude.

Chapter 387 Sudden Suicide?

At this time, Su Xun, who was wielding a knife at the side, finally understood why they were so calm.

But I was not calm. Although the belly of such a big sheep had been divided, it was another challenge when it reached the ankle.

Such a thick skin is really a headache.

Fortunately, the dagger in his hand cut the iron like mud, and after precise cutting, a hoof was finally completely stripped out.

Now just repeat the previous work and patiently peel off the entire skin of a sheep.

Kelly looked at Su Xun again, and couldn't help asking: "Uncle, how do you feel now, is the smell really uncomfortable?"

Su Xun didn't want to talk at first, but it was impolite not to answer, so he nodded in agreement.

Kaidi sensiblely began to use the tentacles to help Su Xun pull the fur, so that the sheepskin could be separated from the flesh better.

And Polly has already started to go out to watch the wind, and the other monsters will naturally misunderstand this situation when they see it.

From morning to evening, the sheepskins of the ten sheep were finally skinned.

Somehow, it went better this time.

Polikatty and Kelly carried the sheepskins all the way back to the entrance of the cave.

As for the cleaning work, Su Xun looked at the sky at night, as if it would rain heavily at night.

The most important thing now is to wash yourself, the whole body is extremely smelly, and it has never been so smelly since I grew up.

It is impossible to take a hot bath. There is a large pool 500 meters behind Polly's residence, which is also the place where Kelly and Caddy like to play and take a bath.

The water is deep and the pit is big, this time it is considered "cheap" for Su Xun.

Walking to the pool, stretching and stretching, the whole person will be tired and paralyzed.

After taking off his coat and shoes, he jumped in with his clothes, but he was caught by a long tentacles and dragged out just as he was about to wash.

When Su Xun looked back, Kelly and Kaidi were staring at him anxiously.

Before Su Xun could speak.Kelly hurriedly said: "Uncle, what's wrong with you, you are about to commit suicide suddenly? Are you human beings so fragile inside?"

"I……"

Just as Su Xun was about to explain, Kai Di said again: "Uncle, I know you have a serious sense of guilt now, but suicide is of no benefit at all. You are so big and your brain is so smart, why can't you think about it so much?"

"that is!"

Kelly said in a displeased tone: "Uncle, it's true, I saw something wrong with you just now, why do you have to commit suicide? If you die, what about your who, your woman?"

Su Xun was a little speechless: "What woman? I don't have..."

"Nothing!"

Kelly is obviously already angry: "The girl in red who came with you, she died with you. How can you not admit it now? Uncle, you are weak and careless, Kelly...Kelly is going to be angry Yes, the consequences are serious!"

Su Xun was getting more and more speechless, come on, let them make up their own minds before talking.

At this time, Kaidi frowned and said, "I see, uncle, do you think that your girl is dead, so you came here to die for love?"

Water?It's getting more and more outrageous...

"It's very possible..."

Kelly's tone immediately changed: "Uncle, so you are an infatuated species, I misunderstood you. But can you not die in love, after all, your girl in red is not dead.

How sad she would be if she couldn't see you when she woke up. When she was sad, she might die for love too.

Don't...don't don't...Kelly finally got to know human beings, so she can't just die like this...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"Silly sister..." Kaidi said, "I don't think uncle is such a foolish person, maybe he has other things in the bathing pit..."

"right……"

Kelly glanced at Su Xun and asked, "Uncle, what are you doing here?"

Su Xun sighed, "The two of you have finally turned your brains back... Huh..."

After speaking, he looked at Kelly who pulled him up and snapped its tentacles and said, "Can you let me go now? I just want to go in and take a shower."

"what……"

Kelly was a little embarrassed about her recklessness, she put Su Xun down and said, "Since we want to take a bath, let's take a bath together!"

Before Su Xun could react, a huge splash of water almost knocked him away.

Before he could tell Kaidi not to jump, Kaidi had already jumped into the pool.

Another big wave...

When the two of them were a little quieter in the pool and the waves subsided, Su Xun was already drenched.

"Forget it, let's break the jar..."

With a plop, Su Xun simply jumped in, washing off the stench was more important than anything else.

Seeing Su Xun go into the water, Kelly was overjoyed.

It stared at Su Xun and asked, "Uncle, you are such a small one, will you drown in such deep water?"

"Drown?"

Su Xun seemed to have heard a ten-level joke: "I am a young man of the era, I will drown? I have saved people in the water."

"Is there any man who can't swim?" Kaidi answered, "Sister, you forgot, brother, I can swim since I was born!"

"Your uncle, I knew how to swim before I was born!" Su Xun couldn't help but said, "Besides, I'm the fastest swimmer!"

"I don't believe it!" Kelly questioned, "How could she be able to swim if she wasn't born?"

"You do not believe?"

Su Xun revealed an evil smile and said, "You don't know that, in fact, we human beings began to compete before we were born. In fact, there are countless brothers and sisters competing in the mother's womb.

But we humans are relatively civilized. If we want to compete, it is better than swimming.

Whoever has the fastest speed is eligible to be born. "

"Then?" Kelly asked puzzled, "What about the slower swimmers?"

"All dead..."

Su Xun said: "Since the birth of human beings, the competition has been very cruel. Only the person who can swim first can live, and the others can only die."

"Huh..." Kelly said with contempt on her face, "Humans are too cruel...fortunately, I'm not a human..."

"It's also fortunate that you are not human..."

Kaidi answered, "If you were a human being, you might not be able to compete with anyone else, and you would die before you were born!"

"No way!"

Kelly said with a look of dissatisfaction: "I just think it's too cruel, but it doesn't mean I can't compete...but..."

Kelly has new doubts: "Uncle, why do humans have to make such rules? Isn't it good for everyone to be born together?"

"You don't understand..."

Su Xun said nonsense: "The birth of human beings is different from that of monsters. Every baby in the belly is very big. But the mother's belly should not be too big, and it can only hold one or two or three babies at a time.

If there are too many, the mother's life will be in danger.

So the fastest swimmer is also to protect mother..."

(End of this chapter)