Nongmen Xianggong is a koi

Chapter 325 Funny

"Wishful thinking!" the emperor shouted angrily.

"Brother Huang, do you think that I can't do this well with my abilities?" King Yue twitched his lips, "I'll tell you the truth..."

"I am the one destined by fate and will soon transform into an immortal. You are just an ordinary person, but you actually want to do something to my immortal body. Who gave you the courage? Aren't you afraid of retribution?"

King of Yue, "..."

At this time, all he was thinking about was becoming an immortal.

I really don't know what to say.

The King of Yue suddenly felt a little funny.

It's funny that when the emperor was about to lose his life, all he could think about was ascending to immortality.

What's even more funny is that such a person actually took away the throne that should have belonged to him.

But this joke should end.

End it himself.

The King of Yue took a knife from the guard on the side. Under the illumination of the candle, the blade exuded an eerie and cold light.

This cold light soon arrived in front of the emperor.

Panic and fear finally appeared in the emperor's eyes. When King Yue saw this scene, he was very satisfied and even felt that the panic and fear were not enough.

What can increase panic and fear is pain and blood.

The cold light in the hands of the King of Yue was getting closer and closer.

The emperor retreated subconsciously, staggered, and finally fell to the ground.

Following the "dong" sound, there was a "pop" sound.

The popping sound lasted for a long time, and finally ended with a sharp whistle-like sound, followed by an unbearable stench.

The emperor even covered his stomach with a look of pain on his face. The King of Yue was stunned for a moment, "What's going on?"

"I must have eaten something bad at dinner, and my stomach hurts badly." The emperor's face turned a little pale, and he had to hold back his breath when speaking, gritting his teeth, "Someone come quickly, I need to go to the toilet!"

King of Yue, "..."

The person he wanted to kill actually wanted to go to the toilet right now and couldn't hold it back?

I have never been so speechless!

At this time, it would be okay to just kill the emperor with the sword in hand, but if the shit and urine were flowing out, wouldn't it look like he was completely arrogant?

How should others talk about this hero?

You will definitely say that he can’t even kill anyone!

The corners of Yue Wang's mouth twitched for a long time, then he raised his hand, "Take him to the toilet!"

He doesn't deserve to use Gongtong or anything like that now!

"Yes." Upon seeing this, the guards on the side hurriedly took the emperor, who was farting profusely, gritting his teeth and might not be able to hold on at any time, to the latrine.

The outside hut is in the southwest corner of the courtyard. It is usually used by the palace residents. Although it is cleaned daily, it is very simple.

A pit is dug underground to bury the earth jar, and wooden boards are put up on top of the earth jar for the convenience of people who come to step on it.

The emperor had never used such a hut before, and he didn't know how to use it for a while, but his stomach hurt badly, and the stench seemed to spurt out at any time, and the guards on the side kept urging...

Distraught, the emperor directly stepped on the wooden board.

The underground vat is quite large, with many wooden boards hanging in the air, making a creaking sound when stepped on.

The emperor was frightened when he saw this, and yelled, "Go get me a respectful bucket!"

These guards were all under the command of the King of Yue. At this time, they didn’t take the Emperor’s words to heart at all. They just felt that he wanted to escape while looking for trouble. They were quite impatient and said, “Your Majesty ordered you to solve it here!”

After that, he dragged the emperor and pressed his head on the ground vat.

(End of this chapter)