All the stars are my defeats

Chapter 304 You Can Even Feed Food
"This is this-"

Xia Feng felt a little psychedelic when he saw the legendary worm inviting him to lunch.

"Student Yingjiao..."

He stared blankly at Ying Jiao.

Ying Jiao coughed lightly, and began to introduce to Xia Feng: "This is my pet, called Ugly Egg—maybe it's a macrophage."

pet? !
Xia Feng heard the meaning of these two words.

Pets = Cannot be researched.

Yingjiao will not allow it.

Xia Feng felt a little regretful.

But he was also satisfied to have a look at the legendary worm.

"Do you want to have lunch together, teacher?"

Ying Jiao guessed that Ugly Egg probably didn't have enough pocket money, so he actively invited himself to share his lunch with the guest beside him.

Ying Jiao checked the account of the ugly egg.

well.

There are more than 200 million left.

Although the ugly egg that learned to read the separators orders more every day, it only orders cheap and large meals, and it is still economical to spend.

"Master, master!" Seeing that Ying Jiao wanted to order, Ugly Egg ran over quickly, pointed at Shangshan's new cake with his little feet, and said, "This! This must be super delicious, and it's the most suitable for entertaining guests!"

Say so.

In fact, I want to eat.

And reluctant to buy.

Ying Jiao glanced at Xia Feng who was looking at the ugly guy with glowing eyes, and directly placed an order for two cakes.By the way, I also ordered some dishes.

"delicious!"

Ever since Ugly Egg learned to use chopsticks, he has become obsessed with eating noodles and noodles. After eating noodles and noodles, he will drink soup, which is not wasted at all.

In addition, there will always be a nutrient solution next to it.

Grass nutrient solution.

Cheap.

It can be full, and it can also be drunk as a drink.

One meal: two bowls of noodles and one bowl of noodles, plus a box of grass nutrient solution, the ugly egg is satisfied.

Xia Feng was taken aback by this amount of food.

Just when I wanted to ask Ying Jiao if there would be any problem with eating like this, I found out that Ying Jiao's classmate actually eats like this!

Xia Feng: "..."

Blushing.

No wonder Ying Jiao can keep such a pet, it turns out...it's because of this!

Xia Feng silently poured the noodles in front of him into the soup.

Originally, he wanted to work hard and blend into the atmosphere.

But no.

No matter how hard he tried, Xia Feng's upper limit was only two bowls.

And two bowls are enough for him.

"Teacher!" The ugly egg followed its owner and called Teacher Xia Feng, and it happily handed Xia Feng a small piece of cake: "Teacher, please eat, you're welcome!"

After putting the cake on his head and delivering it to Xia Feng.

The ugly egg secretly poked and occupied the rest.

When Ying Jiao's family buys cakes, they always buy the largest size. After sharing a small piece with Xia Feng, the ugly egg can still have a lot left, at least several catties.

The ugly eggs ate them all.

Xia Feng: "..."

He is real, can't eat anymore.

"Teacher, don't you like it?" The ugly egg looked eagerly at the cake in front of Xia Feng.

want to eat.

I want to eat!
Its two big eyeballs are very easy to read.

Xia Feng silently pushed the cake in front of it, "Please... please use it."

"For me?!"

The ugly egg was very happy: "Thank you teacher! Teacher, you are such a good person!"

After finishing speaking, he helped Xia Feng get rid of the cake in a few strokes.

"Ah~"

Ugly Egg licked off the cream on his little feet, and then wiped them off with paper.Then he hummed a little song and started to clear the table.

"Student Ying Jiao." Xia Feng kept staring at the ugly egg while speaking, and he uttered the words very fluently, "Did you buy your pet?"

Xia Feng's eyes were full of envy.

Such a smart, talking and diligent rare bug, he really wants to have one!
Ying Jiao: "..."

The corners of his mouth twitched.

Said: "No."

It was sent by the school.

Originally, she wanted to use it to make fried rice with eggs, but there was a worm in it, so she couldn't fry it.

"Oh."

Xia Feng was a little disappointed.

However, it is normal that this kind of insect that has been extinct in human history cannot be bought.

Xia Feng quickly comforted himself.

He asked Ying Jiao: "Can I talk to it?"

"can."

Ying proudly nodded.

Passed another big cake to Xia Feng, and said: The insects in the house can not only be seen, touched, but also fed.

Feed? !
Xia Feng was very moved.

Holding the cake, he leaned over to the ugly egg who was washing the dishes, and asked, "Do you need help?"

"no, I'm fine!"

Ugly Egg put all the bowls into the dishwasher and pressed the button, "Teacher, just sit down, you are a guest, just have fun!"

It is best to play for a few days.

In this way, I can have a big cake every day!

The ugly egg laughed heartily.

The corner of his eye unconsciously drifted towards the cake that Xia Feng was holding in his hand.

Ah~ I really want to eat!
No no no! !
The ugly egg straightened its eyeballs forward with its little feet - this is the owner's share, it can't eat it!

"Want to eat?"

Xia Feng scooped up a spoonful of cake for Ugly Egg with a big spoon, and handed it to its mouth.

Ugly: "..."

The saliva immediately came down.

Ugly sucked it down and wanted to eat it, but he tried his best to hold it back.

"Master, master, don't you want to eat?" It asked first.

"Student Ying Jiao went to rest."

Xia Feng nervously handed the cake to the ugly egg again, "Do you want to eat?"

"Eat, eat, eat! I want to eat!"

As soon as he heard that his master didn't want to eat it, the ugly egg immediately opened his "cherry mouth" - "Aooooooooo~".

"good to eat!"

Take a bite.

The ugly egg opened its mouth and closed its eyes slightly—pretending to wait shyly.

Xia Feng fed it again, and asked, "You can talk? That's amazing. Are you born with it?"

"How is it possible!"

Ugly Egg ate the cake with a vague mouth.

It says: "I learned it myself!"

The ugly guy is very proud: "I sneaked under the human village, and I learned it after a long time!"

After speaking, it sneaked a glance upstairs.

Make sure the owner is not there.

It quietly told Xia Feng: "Sometimes when I'm too hungry, I will imitate human beings and trick the people in the house to go outside, and then I will sneak into their houses to eat a little something."

The bastard stretched out one foot and pressed the tip of the other.

Gestures.

Only a little bit indeed.

"But it's not enough for me." The ugly egg shook his head regretfully, opened his mouth to eat the cake that Xia Feng fed, and said with a bit of vicissitudes: "Later, I found out that it's better to work-the job has wages, and you can buy food .Then I learned human writing."

Ugly: "At that time, human beings' network surveillance was not as strict as it is now. I just picked up an ID card, registered a number, and took orders online. After receiving the orders, I went to do things secretly. Most humans would give me money. , and sometimes encounter reckless debts.”

Because things are relatively long.

The ugly egg can't remember the specific situation.

But thinking of those renegades, it still gritted its teeth, "It's really abominable to rely on a worm's money from me!"

Yeah.

Xia Feng nodded.

Also feel hateful.

He nodded while feeding the ugly egg cake.

The ugly "bajibaji" took another bite, and felt that the teacher was very good, and was willing to tell him about his difficulties.

Ugly: "Later, the development of the human network was too fast. I could no longer borrow the identity of a human being, so I wanted to be a pet for others. Because I saw that human beings like pets very much. They would give pets a warm nest and give them food. full."

Clearly, the pet program failed.

The ugly egg was very angry: "But human beings don't like bugs, they only like cats and dogs!"

"hateful!"

The ugly egg ate the cake viciously, and said, "If I hadn't run fast, I would have been almost wiped out by humans!"

(End of this chapter)