The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 11 Online marriage reminder
Qiao Yaozu's every word is ruthless: "I admire you for decades on the road to death! Is it a ball growing on your neck? Is your brain never used? If weight loss products are useful, God There will be no fat people down there!"

Just spent 3 yuan to buy [-] boxes of meal replacement powder, and Gu Zhien will never allow the hard-earned money to go to waste: "You talk nonsense, I have been eating for three days, and I have lost a catty of meat, which is obviously useful .”

Qiao Yaozu simply hates iron and steel: "Which time did you lose weight when you tossed? The problem is that it all rebounded after three months! Most of the messy weight loss products contain prohibited ingredients, diuretics, laxatives, and appetite suppressants. Diarrhea and loss of appetite to achieve weight loss, and it will rebound quickly after stopping taking it. It will also damage the intestines, cause intestinal relaxation and anemia, and there will be more side effects if you eat too much! Didn’t you realize that you are going to be bald Is it a girl?"

It's so annoying to attack people brutally early in the morning, Gu Zhien was so angry that he couldn't speak.

But Qiao Yaozu was still as insane as ever, killing people without burying them and whipping their corpses: "How many tricks have you tried to lose weight, such as acupuncture, thread embedding, cupping, and belly button wraps? Spend less, and people will suffer!"

Tang Seng’s chanting is really a headache, but self-defense is still necessary: ​​“This time it’s a meal replacement powder. The product description says that more than [-] kinds of grains are powdered and soaked in water. There are no other messy additives, and it will not damage The body and nutrition are also comprehensive."

"You are really promising. You also believe in the three-no products on Weibo! Look at the acne on your face. It is caused by endocrine disorders caused by tossing around. No matter how stubborn you are, no matter how many skin care products you spend use……"

Touching the bulge on his forehead, Gu Zhien embraced a beautiful fantasy: "Maybe it's acne."

Qiao Yaozu was very ruthless, and gave a precise and fatal blow: "You still have acne at the age of 28. Do you think it's just a flowery flower for an [-]-year-old girl?"

"It's heartbreaking, old iron. It's okay, don't read it anymore, I know that to lose weight, you have to control your mouth and move your legs. It's not that you can't control and you can't move."

"When you can't control your mouth, you can't move your legs." Qiao Yaozu said in a strange way: "Just think of your idol He Zhijiang, didn't you say that you would do anything for him?"

When it comes to idol Gu Zhien, I get excited: "I think about him every day. It's just that the beautiful woman is like a flower across the clouds and the Milky Way. He is too far away from me in the entertainment circle. Hey, do you think I should change circles and mess it up?" ? Do you think I can have a future in the entertainment circle with my good looks?"

"You are hopeless!" Qiao Yaozu refused to communicate any more, and went to work after breakfast.

The old classmates are the most annoying. They poke people's hearts with precision, and they are ruthless.It's not that Gu Zhien doesn't know that he has stepped on a lot of pitfalls in the weight loss industry these years, but if he doesn't jump down to have a look, who knows that it is a pitfall.Whether the pit is deep or shallow, you have to jump down and climb out to look back to find out. It's not a prophet.

After spending so much money and suffering so much, but I still can't lose weight, I'm so angry that I want to dig the wall.In a fit of anger, he opened WeChat and showed Qiao Yaozu a picture of someone hacking someone with a big kitchen knife, which made him feel more comfortable. He then posted a Moments: I would like to exchange 20 catties of meat from my body for a pair of long johns of my idol.

My mother urges marriage online: I'm still chasing stars when I'm too old!If you have that spare time and time, go find me a son-in-law and bring him back!

(End of this chapter)