The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 138
Therefore, marriage is never just marrying one person, but marrying an entire family. It is the combination of two families. The harmony of a family is not enough only for love. Get along well and get along well, aunts and sisters-in-law don't interfere, and the father-in-law has a clear position and principles. They are more important than the husband you married. If the husband is good, the most important thing is that his family gets along well, otherwise every day will be a mess for three days There is a lot of noise for five days, and it is very lively. No matter how fairy a little fairy marries into such a family, she will also become Xianglin's wife. Life is too hard, and there will be more complaints.

"Zhien, it's better to marry an orphan. Although there is no help, but there are no such troubles, and the loss of a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can make people feel much happier..." Su Taohua just annoyed her mother-in-law before returning to her hometown. The tube is too wide, and I feel extremely disgusted with her after returning to my hometown!Concubine Hua's hatred for her mother-in-law can be summed up in one sentence, "Bitch is hypocritical!"

Qiao Yaozu was listening to the chat between the two, and his brows became tighter the more he listened, so when Gu Zhien hung up the phone, he was immediately tortured by his soul: "Are you the emperor with donkey ears?"

A little confused, what do you mean?Dog man, don't speak human language!
"Since you are not a tree hole, you don't want her to pour all the bitterness on you! It's all messed up, don't you know that you will have negative emotions if you listen to too many annoying things?! What kind of cronies!"

Gu Zhien understood that the emperor's donkey ears were holes in the tree, but it was wrong to attack personally, how could Taohua become a friend, she was just married to someone who was not good: "Don't position Taohua like this, she is still quite good , keep yourself safe, obey the law, follow the rules, never commit crimes, never commit crimes, never defy the law, and the three views are quite upright."

Innocent!Qiao Yaozu sneered: "Whoever does evil must be a bad person? Besides, people will change. They will become better in a good environment. After staying in the mire of smog for a long time, it is inevitable that they will become dirty."

Activated all the brain cells, Gu Zhien tried to refute: "Isn't there a lotus flower that is straight in the center and straight in the outside, without vines or branches, fragrant and clear, graceful and clean, emerges from the mud but not stained, clean and ripples without being demonic? "

Don't listen to what you say, be stubborn!Obsessed!You are stubborn!Qiao Yao's ancestral heart hurts, sometimes he wished he could split Gu Zhi'en's head with an axe, and then put the correct truth into her!
Getting angry again, Gu Zhien is not a person who doesn't know good and bad, seeing Qiao Yaozu's face with green smoke, he took his arm and shook: "Don't be angry, every time you talk about peach blossoms, you will Getting angry, why? You have such a big heart, you won't care about it with her, a weak woman."

Qiao Yaozu was too tired to speak!five years!Every time Gu Zhien gets paid, Su Taohua will come to cut leeks, it's a ghost if you get used to it!More than half of the salary is handed over to her, and it’s fine to exchange a lot of useless things. After all, it’s one willing to fight and one willing to suffer. What Qiao Yaozu dislikes is Su Taohua’s style and rhetoric. Every time he says old classmates Given the cost price, I met a wechat business owner by chance and asked specifically, Su Taohua made at least twice her money, and some made even more!In fact, doing business to make money is a matter of course, you can just say it openly, what is disgusting is nonsense!It is immoral to deceive feelings and make money.

Seeing that Qiao Yaozu was still sullen, Gu Zhien called out decisively: "Dad, my daughter loves you."

This anger is unbearable, Qiao Yaozu poked Gu Zhien's forehead fiercely: "If you don't listen to the gentleman's words, there will be a day when you will suffer."

Finally coaxed, Gu Zhien also had the thought to carry it: "I only listen to the old man's words, and you will suffer in front of your eyes."

Qiao Yaozu despised Gu Zhi'en with his illiterate eyes, "or ask: 'A gentleman's words can be written, and actions can make virtue, why?" A gentleman does not speak, but his words must be right; no, his deeds must be honored...'Usually you are asked to read more books, but you don't read them!"

Being refuted with reasonable grounds again, Gu Zhien lost his face: "..." Because of his shallow knowledge and ignorance, it is embarrassing again!
Because of the shock, Gu Zhien lay flat and pretended to die as soon as he got into the car.Very unhappy.After thinking for a while, he tried to forcibly win the respect: "I have read a lot of books, but I just didn't remember them."

That's still not enough reading, Qiao Yaozu's suggestion is very pragmatic: "Read it a few times and remember it! You can read [-] Tang poems and you can chant them even if you can't compose them."

what a devil!So why memorize the boring content?It's not that you eat too much and have nothing to do!
"Aren't the novels you stay up late reading boring?" Qiao Yaozu used to be curious about what Gu Zhien was reading, sometimes laughing like a fool, sometimes crying like he was going to a grave, and went to look through them: "One Night" Dangerous situation, she provoked a wealthy bully, master, young mistress ran away again...Damn it! How dare she marry someone else, there are 99 cannons outside the church, dare you promise him to try!"

"Steal my genes and want to leave? He arrested her and forced her to hand over the baby born 3 years ago. If she hasn't had a baby yet? Then get pregnant again! The paranoid CEO robbed Sony Ericsson, and she was powerless to resist. Step by step, the baby was born and handed over to him, and she left, but he tied her up and threw her on the bed, furious, woman, who said there will only be one baby?"

"Be my lover until I get tired of playing. When we met for the first time, he raped her and forced her to be his lover. On the 33rd, the hellish Sony Ericsson became the devil's prison. If I make enough money, I'll go away. Goodbye. She walks away with all her money, the devil's president is wanted all over the world, woman, want to escape? Leave my heart first, this is a game of conquest and anti-conquest, whoever falls in love first loses, she can't afford to lose, the only one The only one who can hold on is yourself..."

I really can't listen to it anymore, what kind of pervert is this, and this kind of content can be remembered, Gu Zhien raised his hands in surrender: "Please let me go!"

It's too shameful, I don't feel it when I read these novels by the boss, and even shed tears for the female mainstream. After Qiao Yaozu said this, every strand of Gu Zhien's embarrassing hair felt ashamed.Shameless, can't listen to it!

What a dog man!After thinking about it, he couldn't help being angry: "Don't forget that you are also the boss of the company!"

Qiao Yaozu's reception signal came from Mars, and he looked at Gu Zhien with strange eyes: "So you are implying to me that you want me to occupy you, rob you, and restrain you?"

Hearing this, Gu Zhien shuddered, how did this person focus on the key points?The catch is too clear!It's so crooked!Annoyed and angry: "Who hinted at you!"

Still tough!
Qiao Yaozu looked at Gu Zhien like he looked at Deng Tuzi: "Bah! It's useless for you to express it! Although I am the boss, I am not stupid!"

When Xiucai met Bing, he couldn't explain why, but Gu Zhien completely shut up. If the rescue of dignity failed, it would be better not to save it!Before, I just read less, but now I'm a brain-dead, and the level has dropped a bit!

So angry, this dog man is destined to live alone!
Seeing Gu Zhien's resentful and hopeless face, Qiao Yaozu couldn't help but burst out laughing after suffering so much, his face was sour.In fact, I used to hold her carefully in the palm of my hand like a jewel like a treasure, but she is a clear stream in the world, and her brain is still very clear, and fallacies and heresies are easily led into the ditch by her, and her face is always bloody. If there are too many lies, I will squat at the bottom of the pit to sum up experience, learn lessons and keep improving. I find that I can only do worse than her. In the end, it becomes the current perverted way of getting along. Perverts are not what I want, but this is the only way I can get along. Only by controlling her can we remain invincible.

Gu Zhien was furious from the laughter, and glared at Qiao Yaozu bitterly: "Smile, smile, laugh at your sister!"

"No sister!"

So it's laughing at you!

Gu Zhien became an angry-eyed King Kong, and beat his pig's brain again. He had already fallen to the bottom of his pit last time, but fell into it again!Not long memory!This brain is a bit useful!
Seeing Gu Zhien's "clang" sound, Qiao Yaozu couldn't stand it anymore and stopped her from harming herself: "Don't beat it, it's already a goldfish's head, if you beat it again, it will degenerate into a fool!"

"Nonsense! My memory can't be only 7 seconds!" Who is this looking down on? !Also too peeking at people.

"Oh, I'm not rigorous, I made a mistake, please correct me: you can remember grudges for many years!" The woman is also a miraculous creature, very capable of resolving old scores. Every time there is a quarrel, I dig it out and settle the ledger.

Gu Zhi'en: "..." It's better to admit that it's a goldfish, just seven seconds of memory to blame for the debt of more than one million yuan!
It's a pity that the creditor didn't give the opportunity at all: "You think well, if you can't pay the meat, you have to pay me all!"

Gu Zhi'en simply lost face, and flirted with Rulan, "Master, how do you want my slave to pay?"

Qiao Yaozu's whole body went numb with a coquettish "uncle" hook, he stared ahead and said nothing, his mind was full of 18 banned cartoons, one was more pornographic and one was more exciting.

Seeing that the uncle ignored him, Gu Zhien lost his temper.

Since ancient times, the uncle has not been easy to serve.

Waste of expression!

After a while, the car stopped, and it turned out that someone in front was picking up the bride.At this point, I don't know why you are still picking up the bride, so it's a bit late, right?Many people gathered around the car, and they couldn't hear what they said clearly from a distance, but they quickly understood what was going on, because another twenty or so villagers came aggressively, each holding hoes and poles in their hands. The visitor was unkind, and he bet that two cars could not turn around. Qiao Yaozu told Gu Zhien: "Don't get out of the car. The windows and doors are locked. I'll go and have a look."

It seems that Gu Zhien is afraid of getting into trouble in a fight: "Then you have to be careful."

"Understood, I'll be fine, you still owe me the debt." Before Gu Zhien exploded, Qiao Yaozu got out of the car and left.

I originally turned my heart to the bright moon, but when the bright moon shines on the ditch, Gu Zhien feels that sincerity feeds the dog!You shouldn't have cared about that dog man just now!
Qiao Yaozu walked over, only to see that it was a mess.When the wedding car passed by the village, many old people stopped the road and asked for money when they saw the wedding car.

The bride’s home is relatively far away, and she passed through many villages. On the way to pick up the bride, she encountered dozens of aunts blocking the wedding car. Along the way, she was asked to take away more than 60 packs of cigarettes, more than 50 catties of wedding candy, and countless red envelopes. It’s getting late now He was stopped on the road asking for wedding money, and the groom was already irritable.

But on the big day, he only wanted to go smoothly. The groom held back the anger and irritation in his heart, and gave out cigarettes and red envelopes again.Who knows that the aunt is not greedy enough: "Driving a luxury car is only a red envelope of ten yuan per person, don't do it! At least one hundred!"

The groom tried to reason: "I have sent out a lot, but there is not such a large amount. Besides, ten yuan is enough to win the lottery and happiness. I also sent out cigarettes and candies. Anything more is greed and lack of support."

The aunt saw that the groom was unwilling to give the money, so she immediately surrounded the wedding car: "If you don't give it, don't blame us if you miss the auspicious time. Don't be afraid if there is no large amount, we have a QR code."

It was indeed too late to see the sky, so the groom had to hold back and scan the QR code, one hundred per person.I thought that if I gave the money, the road would be cleared, but I didn’t know that the aunt’s desires were hard to fill, so everyone took out their grandsons again: "Give each child another one, I wish you an early son, a hundred years of good luck, if you don’t send it, let the child be called grandson!" Mother of the bride, let you be a happy father!"

This is too inhuman. The human heart is not enough to swallow an elephant, and the greed is not enough to eat the moon. The groom was outraged and couldn't suppress his anger: "If you dare to scream, I will dare to fight!"

The aunt has always been used to being domineering: "If you dare to fight my golden grandson, then don't even think about getting married, you will not be able to make it this way!"

In order to scare people, the aunt simply broke off the rearview mirror of the car with her bare hands.

This luxury car was rented by the groom to support his face, and it is worth about 600 million yuan!A rearview mirror must be compensated at least 2000 yuan. If the groom asks for compensation, he will call the police: "You guys are lawless! It's breaking the law."

The sturdy aunt is not afraid at all: "The law is not serious, and we are not afraid if you call the police. It's just for fun. We have been begging on this road for decades, and we have been begging like this every year, and we have never seen the police arrest us. Go to jail! Report it, do you know who broke it?"

The groom was dumbfounded, and really didn't know who it was, because the aunt in front of him was dressed in the same uniform, and even had the same hairstyle with instant noodle curly hair, and the length was about the same.But he was so angry that the groom didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he directly dialed 110, and he didn't believe that there was no king's law.Anyway, it's too late today, and I can't get married, and I'm angry, so I can't bear it in vain!No matter what, I have to make them apologize and let them know that there is still law in the world, and they can't do whatever they want!Let out this bad breath.

Seeing that the groom really called the police, the aunts knew they were scared, and retreated cleanly like a tide, fleeing in all directions, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.Only then did the groom realize that the golden statuette on the front of the luxury car had disappeared and was broken!This is at least 20 in compensation!
Fortunately, he quickly caught the man with his sharp eyes and hands. He was a brat about eight or nine years old.The groom was so angry that he caught him and gave him a slap in the face, and then detained him for the parents to pay for it.Unexpectedly, the hornet's nest was stabbed, and the parents came, all of them came with kitchen knives, shoulder poles and axes: "If you dare to beat the only grandson of the nine generations of the village chief, I will make your happy event a sad event!"

And it's not just talking about it, relying on the large number of people, they directly stepped forward and surrounded the bride's car, covering it tightly and airtightly: "If you don't apologize for losing money, change the groom!"

Lawless, the groom was pissed off, and the big deal was the end of it all. He rushed forward and wanted to start the car: "You have no law, if you don't let me feel better, then no one will feel better."

Qiao Yaozu came here at this time, the situation was already very serious, he pressed down hard on the red-eyed bridegroom: "Don't be impulsive! Human life is at stake, don't involve yourself in the big day, let me handle it, okay?"

The groom saw Qiao Yaozu's imposing manner, and he was actually unwilling to make things out of hand. Who wouldn't want to get married smoothly?Just now I got angry, so I wanted to ignore it. After being heavily suppressed by Qiao Yaozu, my sanity has recovered a bit, and I am willing to give everyone a chance.

When the groom calmed down a bit, Qiao Yaozu sized up the villagers, selected a big man with tattoos in winter who rolled up his sleeves to reveal the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, and gave him a cigarette: "Brother, I just saw that you are a loyal and loyal man." It's reasonable, why don't we talk?"

As soon as he was praised by someone who looked very powerful, the tattooed brother was happy and relieved: "Brother, if you want to be reasonable, then we are not barbarians, okay, we can negotiate peace. This child is the only child of our village chief. Just now I have already asked, and he said that he just saw a lot of people here, coming to watch the excitement. He said that the little golden man was not broken by him, but was stuffed into his hands by taking advantage of the chaos, but there were too many people, and he couldn't see who it was It was stuffed because I thought it was fun looking at the glittering gold, so I didn’t throw it away.”

After saying this, Qiao Yaozu felt that something was wrong: "Then the group of people who blocked the road and asked for happy money just now are not from your village?"

The tattooed brother angrily "poohed" a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground: "Our village is blamed again! This gang has committed a lot of crimes this year, and the police have also come, but they haven't caught anyone every time and can only let it go. Brother, you have seen the location of our village. The road is just such a mountain road. It is really a good place for one man to guard the gate and ten thousand men to drive. So that group of people targeted our village to commit crimes. They were really mad and drove us The reputation of the village has been ruined, and it is difficult to marry a daughter-in-law!"

The groom was skeptical, but Qianglong couldn't overwhelm the snake, so he opened his mouth but didn't say anything.

The tattoo brother has seen the world: "Don't think I'm deceiving people. Didn't you call 110 to call the police? Then when the police come, you can ask if there is such a gang."

But it will take at least one or two hours for the police to come and deal with it. If it doesn't work out, he will have to go to the police station to make a statement. The groom doesn't want to get into the police on his big day.But the rented car, Xiao Jinren lost too much, and he didn't want to be taken advantage of.

Seeing Du Miao Miao of the village head's family being beaten so that half of his face was swollen, the tattoo brother didn't want to be beaten in vain: "Your hospital expenses and nutrition expenses must be kept, not too much, lest you say we cheated People, just give 1000 yuan! The lost wages of those of us will be ignored.”

The groom couldn't accept that he lost his wife and lost his army: "You said he didn't break it, so he didn't break it? Anyway, the little golden man is in his hands."

This sentence was like a firecracker blowing up a dung kang, and it aroused public outrage: "This kid deserves a beating. If he can't catch the culprit, he wants to smear shit on the faces of our villagers. It's a good idea! Beat him up and be honest. This scapegoat has already been blamed, so let's get out of the way first."

The tattooed brother threw his half-smoked cigarette on the ground and wiped it out with his leather shoes: "Brother, it's not that I don't give you face, but the groom wants to have a little green on his head. I'm afraid he won't be able to cure him with a small sample. Brothers, lift the bride up." Go back and warm yourself by the fire, don't freeze people in the freezing cold, you have to treat guests well."

Seeing the real action, the bride screamed loudly in fright.

The groom also started to get scared, but things were out of his control.

Qiao Yaozu pressed the tattoo brother: "Do you have the scan code?"

The tattooed brother was stunned for a moment and dialed out his mobile phone WeChat. After 1000 arrived in the account, he gave Qiao Yaozu a thumbs up: "Brother, be refreshing! I respect you for being an open-minded person. I will give up this way, brothers, let's go."

Said to leave and soon dispersed, leaving the groom and the bride trembling, the owners of the other cars dared to come forward when they saw the crisis was over, and all of them began to be filled with righteous indignation: "I think they are the same group!"

"That's right, it's all gangs committing crimes, one link after another..."

The groom was silent for a while, and walked over to thank Qiao Yaozu: "Brother, I really thank you today. I am lucky to have you. If the consequences are disastrous, I will return the money to you."

Qiao Yaozu looked at the broken little golden man, and lit a candle in his heart for this unlucky boy: "No, just take it as my congratulations on your wedding." A hundred-year-old marriage has already given birth to a precious son who was troubled by marriage, so let's change the word It's better, for fear of irritating this unlucky guy: "I wish you will be united forever, and the husband and wife will be loving and loving forever."

"Thank you, thank you." After thanking him sincerely, the young man went to grab a handful of wedding candy and a pack of cigarettes as a return gift to Qiao Yaozu.

Gu Zhien felt that the taste of this wedding candy was very different: "This groom is too unlucky. He gave up the red envelopes and cigarettes, and he had to lose money. That little golden man is not cheap. He didn't choose a good day today, so it's not suitable for marriage."

Qiao Yaozu agreed: "It's really a bit moldy." One ring after another, ordinary people really can't meet it.

"However, at least he didn't end up in bad luck. It's his greatest luck to meet you, a noble person. If you didn't show up, he would not only lose money, but be imprisoned if he kicked the gas pedal." Meeting a noble person at the most unlucky time, maybe the rest of my life will be smooth sailing.

"I'm not that expensive." After Qiao Yaozu finished speaking, he instructed Gu Zhien: "My neck is itchy, scratch it for me."

All right, what the uncle said is the golden rule and must be carried out. Gu Zhien went to serve the people with all his family: "You said, isn't the little golden man really broken by a little boy? Are those aunts really not from this village?"

After being served comfortably, the uncle is willing to analyze and clear up doubts: "The gang must be a gang, and it can basically be concluded that it is not from this village, but the little golden man may not be broken by a little boy. It's just that they didn't grasp the current situation, and they have full reasons. Those who say they were caught in the wrong hands can only consider themselves unlucky. It is estimated that the police will not be able to solve the case in a short time, and it may even be nothing."

So, what an unlucky bridegroom.It is estimated that there will be psychological shadows, and it may affect the quality of life after marriage. After all, today's events are too unlucky. If the husband's family is a little superstitious, they may have opinions on the new daughter-in-law.

"To get married now, you have to go through five hurdles and kill six generals. These marriage quarrels are too hateful, that is, they seize the couple's mentality of getting married on the same day and not wanting to be in trouble. This is simply a crime, extortion! All of them will be arrested and imprisoned to see if they dare to ask for a lottery. It is a proper feudal habit."

The more Gu Zhien talked, the more angry he became. These marriage troubles are too hateful, ruining other people's happy days. If the bride and groom can't think about it, they will have to worry about it for the rest of their lives.

(End of this chapter)