The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 204
He Zhijiang was too anxious, ignored Xiao Wang's special assistant, and directly asked Gu Zhien who was seeing off the guests by the door: "Does it still hurt?"

Seeing idols after a long time, Gu Zhien smiled happily and said, "The pain is gone for a long time."

Looking at the long scar on his face, He Zhijiang felt pain: "You are right, don't care what those keyboard warriors say."

Raising the old antique mobile phone in his hand, Gu Zhien was aggrieved: "It can't connect to the Internet."

It’s good not to go online, He Zhijiang asked with a smile: “Do you want to go down and play with QQ?”

"want."

Without hesitation, he followed Aidou and left without looking back.

The kung fu man Qiao Yaozu answered the phone was abducted by wild men!Very angry!Glancing at Tiantian at her feet, she said angrily, "You're so disheartened, I've been serving you with delicious food and drink for so many years! I can't even keep you alone."

Tiantian flicked her tail, "Wow, woof, woof" tenth-level dog said: "Why are you still a single dog!"

One person and one dog disliked each other, one went back to the kennel, and the other sat on the sofa, ignoring each other.

The atmosphere upstairs was heavy, but the downstairs was full of fun. When he opened the door, Gu Zhien saw the suitcase at the door: "You just came back?"

"Well, I just came back." In fact, He Zhijiang rushed back the day after Gu Zhien's accident, but he couldn't get in touch and could only be in a hurry.Finally got in touch with Qiao Yaozu, he replied 'in hospital', He Zhijiang felt that every day was extremely long without seeing anyone, especially when he saw the unscrupulous insults of those keyboard warriors on the Internet, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became. Luo Haibo's workload increased sharply during this period.

What should I do if I run into a wayward master?When other artists saw the news, they cherished Feather and remained silent. Only their own artist rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, expressing very clearly, "Miss Gu is not wrong! She is innocent and a brave and good person."

Everyone in Luo Haibo was devastated: "Ancestor, can you tell me before you post? At least I can have a mental preparation."

Before he could figure out how to do public relations, Gao Ziwei also joined the battle, pointing out his surname to ridicule: "Nowadays some artists don't sing well, they are keen to gain popularity, won't their conscience hurt if they eat steamed buns with human blood?"

Both of them have tens of millions of fans, each is their master, and they quarreled in a group on the Internet.

With the addition of an artist, Hu Chong was overjoyed. She immediately wrote an article about He Zhijiang, "An artist should be a man, put morality first". When it gets mixed up, netizens and fans are even more confused.

As a result, Luo Haibo didn't get enough sleep every day during this period, and he could only squint for a while when he couldn't hold on anymore. Therefore, when he saw Gu Zhien downstairs, his mood was extremely complicated. His artist thought he was taking up space and was an eyesore: "You go back Rest and be careful on the road."

Luo Haibo left quite worried, fearing that his artiste would do something shocking on a whim, and he would vomit blood and die if he came again.

After soaking a cup of wild honey water for Gu Zhien, He Zhijiang went to get a plaster: "I heard that this kind of scar removal effect is the best."

With the concern from idols, Gu Zhien felt so happy: "Thank you."

During this time, He Zhijiang not only searched for plasters everywhere, but also ordered a lot of supplements: "Replenish it well."

The flushed Gu Zhien really thinks that it is impossible to make up any more: "Look at my face is rounded, and it has been repaired long ago." He also seriously suspects that there is too much supplementation, and it is not a little bit of excess nutrition.

"Buy more and be healthy." He Zhijiang went to get another gift box: "See if you like it?"

It's a jade plaque, it's worth a lot at first glance, Gu Zhien thought it was too expensive: "I can't accept it."

"Accept, it's a shocking gift from me. I specially asked someone to open it to keep you safe. I just received an endorsement, and I'm in a good mood. I like the gift you gave me last time. You have to see it." See? I spelled it out. I also have the first version of the song for this competition, do you want to listen to it?..."

Downstairs, Gu Zhien not only harvested a jade token, listened to the new song of idols, and when he went upstairs, he carried several bags of supplements and a large glass jar of wild honey. The harvest was full, and Qiao Yaozu was very excited. Unhesitating eyes: "The family is short of honey for you? Can I make up for you? Going to someone else's house for alms?"

God almighty!This dog man has always been as sharp as an arrow!
Not as knowledgeable as him, Gu Zhien took out the jade plaque: "Can you show me if it is very expensive? Aidou said that he has consecrated it for me to keep safe."

After only a glance, Qiao Yaozu frowned: "You don't want to live anymore?!"

Life is at stake, Gu Zhien's face pales: "What do you mean?"

Seeing that the jade badge was not pleasing to the eye, Qiao Yaozu activated the skill of sarcasm: "Wearing a gold necklace and being robbed by motorcycle gangs, you hang a house in the city center around your neck, is it too long?"

Although it might seem alarmist, Gu Zhien is really scared, and it is too precious.

Qiao Yaozu's sneering words continued: "You have such a big face, you accept such a gift for no reason! What do you want to return?"

Gu Zhien turned his face away and said, "I didn't expect it to be so expensive." Looking at Qiao Yaozu pitifully, he asked for help: "What should I do?"

"Go back!"

"Isn't it good to go back? I've already asked the eminent monk to give it away, and he gave it away sincerely, so I will return it..." I always feel that there is a suspicion of wolf-heartedness, and it is too bad.

How dare you hesitate and look embarrassed!Qiao Yaozu smiled but said: "If you are thick-skinned, accept it."

It's too precious, Gu Zhien really can't accept it against his conscience, and he can't do anything after thinking hard, holding the jade card like a hot potato.

After struggling for half an hour, Qiao Yaozu still fulfilled his wish and obediently went downstairs: "Qiao Yaozu said that this is worth a flat in the city center, it is too expensive, I can't accept it."

He Zhijiang stood against the light, the expression on his face was a little unclear: "I specially asked someone to engrave your name on the jade plaque."

According to what Aidou said, Gu Zhien looked carefully and found that there really was.

He Zhijiang tilted his head and said in a persuasive way: "Zhien, why do you care about the price? It's just my wish. I hope it can keep you safe. And its value to me is like you treat me to eat. It's like a breakfast, do you care about the money for a bowl of soup noodles?"

Seeing that Gu Zhien took back the jade plate again, Qiao Yaozu looked at him coldly: "Why?"

Regretted to death, I knew long ago that I wouldn't ask such a question, I didn't know that the price is the only peace in the world, Gu Zhien pointed to the place where the name was engraved and showed it to Qiao Yaozu: "What should I do?"

He deliberately went to the study to get a magnifying glass. After reading it, Qiao Yaozu's face darkened, it was very ugly.

Later, it was Gu Zhien who looked away: "I work hard to make money, and strive to return the gift as soon as possible."

But I dare not wear it anymore. Even if it is not robbed, if it is dropped or bumped, it will be heartbroken. I carefully put it in the gift box and put it in the drawer of the bedside table. After thinking about it, I took it out again. The flattering smile at Qiao Yaozu: "Why don't you keep it in your safe? I'm afraid of being thieves!"

Although Qiao Yaozu looked ugly, he still took the gift box and locked it in the safe.After changing hands, he transferred a huge sum of money to He Zhijiang: "Mr. He, the price of the jade plate is not worth mentioning to you, but to ordinary people, it will be difficult to sleep and eat!"

After a while, I received a reply from He Zhijiang: "Mr. Qiao, this is between me and Zhien, what has it to do with you?"

After taking a photo of the gift box in the safe and passing it on, Qiao Yaozu sat down on the sofa with a blank expression: "Just because it's in my safe!"

The lethality is too great.

He Zhijiang stared at the photo for a long time, sighed lightly, and finally accepted the transfer.

Qiao Yaozu pursed his lips in satisfaction, and when he looked up again, he saw that Gu Zhien was drinking the honey water brought back from the downstairs. It was so sweet and floral, so delicious, he couldn't help squinting his eyes happily.

Not pleasing to the eye, Qiao Yaozu was displeased: "If you drink any more, your face will be bigger than a footbath!"

It was too heartbreaking, Gu Zhien's eyes widened angrily: "Then you still feed me every day! You feed these meats! It's like feeding pigs!"

In fact, Qiao Yaozu had already discovered that since he brought Gu Zhien back from the gate of hell, he had a heart problem, that is, he liked to give her nourishment constantly, and he always felt that more nourishment would make him feel more at ease.

For the Protestant's protest, Qiao Yaozu suppressed it with force: "Anyway, you signed a plus-size model!"

Heartbroken again, Gu Zhien went back to the room with honey water in his arms, and within half an hour Qiao Yaozu came and called the door: "It's time for dinner."

"I ate it downstairs." I found that Aidou's cooking skills are quite good, and the nutrition is well matched.

Actually learned to eat wild food!Qiao Yaozu was silent for a while before saying: "Drink the soup!"

Gu Zhien held grudges: "Don't drink, didn't you say that my face is bigger than a footbath?"

Qiao Yaozu never felt that he was a person who made things difficult for others, so he didn't drink if he didn't drink: "Then come out and settle the score."

As soon as the voice fell, the door was quickly opened, and Gu Zhien asked with a horrified expression: "What account?"

Qiao Yaozu couldn't help but smile: "You are such a noble person who forgets things too much, who will pay for the medical expenses?"

Saying "you" again, Gu Zhien felt that he was going to die, and followed Qiao Yaozu to sit on the dining table in a panic. The pen, paper, and calculator cooperated with each other, and finally came up with an astronomical figure!
impossible!There must be an error in the decimal point!Gu Zhien checked each item, and finally found the problem: "What is this labor fee?"

"Your life-saving money! The expert team invited by your uncle, do you ask people to work voluntarily? You have to pay for the round-trip air ticket? What kind of person do you think you are? How big is your face? The expert and you are not relatives, so you should Yours? Actually trying to make people post it!..."

With poisonous words and harsh words, Gu Zhien felt that he did not die under the cyberbullying, but was about to die under Qiao Yaozu's meanness: "I just asked, but I didn't say no."

Just accept the account, Qiao Yaozu is stern and selfless: "Have you figured it out? Then please settle the account!"

For such a large sum, you have to chop off the meat from your body and sell it by the grain!Gu Zhien was bitter: "Is it okay to pay the IOU?"

Although he was not rejected, what was cruel was: "Calculation of interest!!"

In the end, Gu Zhien added a strong new color to the history of debts, and finished the soup on the table with a painful breath.

Looking at the empty bowl, Qiao Yaozu was in a very good mood. He finished his dinner slowly, put the pots and pans in the dishwasher, and took out the accounting paper: "Come here and do the questions!"

I can't move, I don't have the strength to brush, I don't have the mind to brush!Angry!Gu Zhien refused, and even boldly turned on the TV to start the show.

Qiao Yaozu is in a good mood, let her go.

Gu Zhien's heart is not going well, and he tries to die in different ways every day, frantically testing Qiao Yaozu's tolerance.

Having held an international video conference in the morning, Qiao Yaozu used his brain a little too much. He opened the door of the study and wanted to come out to replenish some energy. In the end, he encountered a biochemical weapon, durian, head-on.This taste has never been tasted at home, because both of them are incapable of accepting it, so seeing Gu Zhien peeling durians at the dining table, I feel quite unreal: "Is it delicious?"

After finally peeling off the durian flesh, Gu Zhien felt bitter and bitter after taking a sip, and felt that his sense of taste had been numb, but durians worth 40 yuan a catty should not be wasted!I'm so disgusted that I will never let the dog man feel better: "I think it will taste better if it is heated in the oven."

Qiao Yaozu was shocked, and retreated decisively to the safe area. He felt that he could still fight the international elites for [-] rounds in the study room. Thirty years old was the most powerful time, and he didn't need to replenish energy. That was a cloud.

Unexpectedly, the unscrupulous Gu Zhien put the durian meat in a fruit plate, brought it into the study and said softly, "Come on, it's hard work, let's replenish energy. It's said that there are three chickens for one durian."

It's the same as Pan Jinlian saying "Dalang, it's time to take medicine" in front of the hospital bed.

Qiao Yaozu was tossed until his head was two big, he was about to have a heart attack, and his face was expressionless: "..."! ! !
In the end, if you kill one thousand enemies, you will lose eight hundred.Neither of them had a good time.

On the second day, Gu Zhien changed to another trick, snail noodles!
When Qiao Yaozu came out of the study, his handsome facial features almost turned into Transformers: "The neighbors upstairs and downstairs will think our house is cooking shit!"

"Didn't you always say that you should use polite words? You can't use malicious words if you can't accept the taste! It's still what you warned me that 'a gentleman doesn't listen to lewd voices, doesn't see evil things in his eyes, and doesn't speak evil words', please do it A gentleman."

For snail noodles, Gu Zhien can't be the favorite, but he can still eat it.So today only Qiao Yaozu is desperate for life and death.

On the third day, Gu Zhien made a stew of stinky tofu and fat intestines, and specially added Shaoxing moldy amaranth stalks and Northeast stinky miso, which tasted amazing.It's like a rotten egg dropped into a septic tank with rotten fish viscera in it, and the brat scooped it up and poured it into the stinky ditch.

Qiao Yaozu pressed his aching temple hard, and asked, "Where did you get these biochemical weapons?"

I don’t have these things at home, I don’t go out shopping, and I can’t place orders online with my mobile phone. Where did they come from?
"Share the good things from the neighbors. Lou Dandan's favorite is the snail noodles. She has a lot of them in stock. The durian is the mother of Pang Da. She asked me to make more. The stinky tofu and fat intestines are exclusive to Doudou's mother!"

Got it, you are very popular!

Qiao Yaozu lost his appetite after being smoked, and he was about to become a fairy.However, Joe is not an ordinary person, so he gritted his teeth and carried it.

Until Gu Zhien brought back the canned herring, let me go, Qiao Yaozu couldn't hold back any longer: "Can't you order Yangjian food all the time?"

In fact, Gu Zhien was also worried. He had brought it back for a while, but he had no courage to open it, because the provider He Zhijiang said: "Zhien, according to the test data, the smell of durian and stinky tofu is about 420AU. , The index of canned herring is 8070AU, are you sure you want to eat it? I’m afraid you will be taken to the hospital.”

Gu Zhien was also afraid of turning into a zombie after eating it!

Having been tortured a lot these past few days, Qiao Yaozu was so tired: "What are you doing, killing people is nothing more than a nod!!"

Gu Zhien held a can of herring as a nuclear weapon and took the opportunity to negotiate: "Then give me your phone."

After being bombarded by Gu Zhien for a week, Qiao Yaozu couldn't take it anymore. Biochemical weapons reappeared in the world, and terrorists did the same.

This is a loss of conscience.

After hesitating for a while, Qiao Yaozu agreed to three chapters: "I can give you the mobile phone, but you have to make sure not to get tangled up in those malicious comments."

With the victory in sight, Gu Zhien could only swear to God: "I promise to laugh it off!"

Qiao Yaozu went to the room and took out his mobile phone. It had run out of battery because it had not been used for a long time, so it had to be charged first.

Being idle is also idle, Gu Zhien was very curious holding the can, eager to try: "Why don't we open it and try?"

Thank you for being sensitive!Qiao Yaozu asked: "Why do you want to try?" Do you want to die together?

Why else? Curiosity killed the cat: "Up posture! Legendary things make people very curious!"

"If you open it, I'm afraid it's not an uplifting posture, but a wrong posture to retaliate against the society!" Qiao Yaozu is sure: "If you can finish this can, you will be able to eat shit without hindrance."

That's disgusting!I could smell it through the jar.But Gu Zhien is very tenacious: "Why don't we try steaming, braised or deep-frying? Maybe it will be delicious after processing, so we can't waste it. I heard that such a small can is quite expensive."

After brainstorming the picture, Qiao Yaozu felt that his five sense organs would explode: "You are not afraid of the neighbors calling the police, so try to process it. Dear, you can understand if you don't die."

"Okay, don't eat it, I'll keep it for self-defense! If I encounter gangsters and thieves to rob me in the future, I won't kill them!"

"That's excessive defense! If the defender's negligence causes serious injury or death to the unlawful infringer, it shall be defined as the crime of negligent serious injury or negligent death. Intentional injury and intentional homicide."

After being educated by Xueba, Gu Zhien immediately gave up, but soon opened up the second channel of the human body, Ren Du, whimsical: "You said that if I buy a few cans, I will take them out to smell or taste them when I am hungry, and I will definitely lose weight. ?”

How ruthless it is!How deep is the obsession with losing weight! "Darling, you can try this tall, thousand-year-old corpse king's way of losing weight."

In the end, the canned herring was returned to its original owner, and the phone was powered on, and Gu Zhien's mind shifted.Qiao Yaozu took the biological weapon and rang the doorbell downstairs, He Zhijiang opened the door very surprised: "Mr. Qiao, what's the matter?"

Qiao Yaozu politely presented the gift box: "Return the gift."

When he opened it, he saw a vacuum-packed stinky mandarin fish and an intact can of herring. After staring at the gift for a while, He Zhijiang went to the kitchen with a blank expression.

(End of this chapter)