The demon Xiaoqingmei always wants to meet me

Chapter 324
The onlookers, He Zhijiang and Gu Duofu, had smiles on their faces and let her make trouble.

Ms. Hao was furious, and immediately went online to blast her parents: "Don't you say that you will go over there to find your brother to make up lessons and take the postgraduate entrance examination? Have you read the book? Can you understand it? Can you do the questions?"

The life-threatening triple question put the relationship between mother and daughter in jeopardy. Gu Zhien made a fuss and replied in a translated voice: "Oh, dear Ms. Hao, do you know that worrying will make you grow old easily? Please look in the mirror and count the spots on your forehead. Is there another wrinkle? Oh, dear Ms. Hao, heroes don’t ask where they come from, and children don’t ask about grades, that’s the way to longevity.”

Ms. Hao was annoyed by the sight of a sperm daughter, so she decisively pressed the hang up button.But soon it was connected again, and Gu Zhien saw that there was no one on the other end, and asked, "Where is my mother?"

He Zhijiang coughed, "It's sharpening the knife."

Okay, I got it, it’s the Chinese New Year, sharpening the knife to the chicken and goose, Gu Zhien asked seriously: "Do you dare to kill the chicken?"

Not to mention, He Zhijiang has never killed in this life. When he was a child, he couldn't even eat enough. How could he kill a chicken to eat it? Later, when life is better, he doesn't need to kill a chicken: "I never killed it."

"Then congratulations, you will usher in a new experience in life." My aunt did not dare to kill, and my uncle was not at home, so the live animals in the New Year's goods given to my aunt must be slaughtered.

Sure enough, as soon as Gu Zhien finished speaking, Ms. Hao handed over the sharpened kitchen knife: "Kill two chickens, one duck, and one goose."

As the son-in-law of the Gu family, he had to kill chickens.

The kitchen knife was sharpened, and He Zhijiang was very embarrassed: "I haven't killed, I won't."

Ms. Hao, who has been teaching all her life, felt that this was a trivial matter, and she would not be able to learn it: "Old Gu came to teach Xiao Jiang how to kill chickens."

Don't ask why Ms. Hao doesn't teach it. If you ask, it means that there is a man in the family, so of course it has to be used, and it doesn't have to be expired!Therefore, all the killings of the Gu family were contracted by Gu Dad.

Dad Gu has killed a lot of chickens, his experience value has risen to a high level, his movements are crisp and quick, and he explained in great detail: "First get a bowl of clean water, put some salt in the water, put the knife aside, and grab the chicken's wings Press and hold the chicken's head from time to time, and then pluck some of the hair on the neck, and cut the trachea directly..."

He Zhijiang, who was holding the chicken feet upside down to prevent it from struggling, turned pale. He couldn't help it, the feeling was too terrible, and he really realized what a dying struggle is.

Since she was young, as long as her father killed chickens, the one who grabbed the feet was Gu Zhien, so she had the deepest understanding of He Zhijiang's feelings, and comforted her through the network cable: "It's not that I killed someone and asked you to help press the legs. There is nothing to be afraid of." of……"

He Zhijiang glanced at the video quietly, thank you for your enlightenment, it successfully doubled my psychological shadow.

Gu Dad online teaching: "Hold on firmly, don't shake your hands, chicken blood will splatter everywhere, chicken blood Ahn likes to eat it very much, chicken blood contains a lot of calcium ions and iron ions, which can effectively promote the production of hemoglobin and improve deficiencies. Symptoms of iron anemia, her siblings were not in good health when she was young, as long as someone killed a chicken, they would go to other people's house to beg for chicken blood to eat..."

Gu Zhien nodded, this is true, anyway, he ate a lot of chicken blood when he was a child.

He Zhijiang silently exerted another [-]% of his strength, but he let go of his sight. Finally, he finished killing a chicken. Before he could recover, a sharp kitchen knife was stuffed in his hand: "The rest You come to kill."

Feeling a little stressed, He Zhijiang picked up the knife slightly, and suddenly felt that being the son-in-law of the Gu family was not so easy.The first chicken was not very successful, its neck was obviously bleeding, but it still jumped and ran away, and the yard was covered with blood. Fortunately, Ms. Hao has a lot of experience, and she has a good eye to close the door, otherwise the house will be destroyed. Disaster.

A rooster that has been stabbed is especially good at running. He Zhijiang twisted the kitchen knife and looked up at the sky. He was helpless, waiting for the rooster to die of blood.

The two elders of the Gu family smiled and watched as one person and one chicken died.

Gu Zhien gesticulated in the air: "There are darts in Ah Fu's room, you can take them down, if you hit them, the problem will be solved, if you don't hit them, it will be entertainment."

It's a good idea, but the dart master disagrees: "No way!"

In the end, He Zhijiang chose to kill the duck first. This time he learned the lesson deeply, and used great force with his hands and hands, but the duck's head moved due to excessive force, and the blood on his face made him shake his head. , especially Ms. Hao is worried, her daughter is unreliable, and this son-in-law is not good at work, so what should I do?How will you live in the future?
His wife comforted her: "Just kill a few more, let him kill all the chickens and ducks for Chinese New Year in the future."

He Zhijiang who heard everything: "..."! ! !How to do?There is a shadow on the New Year.Fear of killing.

Gu Zhien was particularly considerate and comforted: "Think about it, chicken legs and duck legs are delicious..."

If I didn't smile so gloatingly, I would have believed your good intentions.

Gu Duofu came to the front of the video and threw out a two-word comment: "It's useless."

He Zhijiang felt his heart was going to be pierced, Ah Fu's mouth is really poisonous!Not wanting to ask for guilt, he ignored him and asked Ms. Hao, "Has Fu ever killed a chicken?"

"I killed it." Ms. Hao still remembers her son's chicken killing until now: "He stuck a sewing needle in the chicken's head, and the chicken was left motionless for him to slaughter, saying that he controlled the chicken's brain nerves." ..."

He Zhijiang who was hit: "..."! ! !So Ah Fu has the capital to despise people, what should I do if I feel more stuffy?
In short, this killing was terrible in the end, especially the rooster died in Goudanma's hands. She was very tough, and the rooster that was alive and kicking on the pole immediately returned to the west. He Zhijiang: "..."! ! !
Goudan Mama didn't dare to show her anger recently, because of the quality of peanut oil, she was very guilty, and she was afraid that the Gu family would list her as a black household in the future and would never have any contact with her again.Picking up the chicken, he carefully handed it to He Zhijiang, and smiled flatteringly: "Auntie, Jiang, do you want me to help you pluck the hair?"

They were rejected in unison: "No need."

For the people next door, Ms. Hao can stay as far away as she can, they are all strange things and cannot be contaminated.

Goudanma came over and said with a smile on her face: "Zhien, I know I was wrong, I was deceived by lard, I shouldn't have received some low-priced aged peanuts for frying, do I really have to destroy all the oil? Can I sell it at a discount? Anyway, the oil is good oil, but the taste is not that good. Really, the results of the inspection have come out. The quality is no problem, but the nutritional content is lower than before... "

Gu Zhien knew about this matter, but it was handled by Qiao Yaozu, and Sun Jianguo ran the errands: "You can use other sales channels for this batch of oil, but I will not promote it to you in my live broadcast room. I must guarantee everyone's satisfaction." Benefits! Who told you to dig your own grave!"

There was no room for negotiation, Goudanma became frowning. At the beginning, she saw that the link was sold out twice, so she increased the purchase of peanuts. If she sells through her own channel, there will be so much inventory. I don’t know how to sell it until the year of the monkey, all the money earned before has been invested in it, and there are still some outstanding payments. Now that Gu Zhien doesn’t help to sell in the live broadcast room, what should I do?

He Zhijiang was very disgusted with Goudan Mama's approaching, and he poured a lot of inferior perfume on his body, which made his nose so bad, he took his mobile phone and went back to his room to change his clothes - there was a lot of blood splashed on his clothes, it was really bad.

Ms. Hao shouted from downstairs: "Ah Jiang, quickly take off the changed clothes and I'll wash them for you. The blood can be washed off quickly with warm water, but it won't be easy to wash after a long time..."

He Zhijiang, who had already thrown the clothes into the trash can, found them silently: "Mom, I'll wash them."

"No, it's getting late. Go and deliver the New Year's goods. Be careful when driving on the road. We're not in a hurry. You also need to have a sweeter mouth. When you see an elder, you have to call. If you don't recognize them all, you should call them according to their age. Don't lose your temper." The etiquette, the old people in the village pay attention to this..."

"Understood, then I'll go first."

After several New Year's goods were delivered, He Zhijiang felt that his face was stiff with laughter, and he was surrounded by people like a monkey, and he had to smile brightly—it felt that the smiles in his life were not as many as today, and he took countless group photos. When he finally escaped, the sun had already set, and the trunk and back seat were full of gifts, two-thirds of which were given to Gu Duofu by name. He even ran to three villages, and each village had his Fanatic fans, and all of them are older, they were all disappointed when they heard that he would not come back for the New Year this year.

In particular, an old man in his 120s, with all white hair, bent waist, and lost teeth, leaned on his crutches and asked, "When will Duo Fu come back? I feel that the days are numbered, and I want more Fu show me a cemetery..."

At that time, He Zhijiang's heart: "..."! ! !It's complicated.It can only be said that Gu Duofu's business is quite extensive.

Seeing her idol's speechless look, Gu Zhien kept laughing over there: "Have you counted how many schools asked Ah Fu to name their newborns today? How many are looking for auspicious days? How many are choosing schools Family?……"

A series of questions came down, and He Zhijiang was stunned: "I didn't remember, there are quite a lot anyway, I don't know most of them, and I can't tell who is who."

This reason makes sense in the thinking of normal people, but unfortunately for Guduofu, there is only contempt left: "The brain is a good thing, you deserve it."

He Zhijiang stared straight ahead expressionlessly: "..."! ! !I don't know if it's because I've been hit a lot, but now my heart of shame has been completely unmoved.

Pushing away his poisonous brother, Gu Zhien defended his idol: "An inch is short, but a ruler is long. You bully ordinary people like us with your camera-like memory! Can you beat A Jiang? A Jiang has a lot of fans, did he laugh at you?"

Looking at his sister whose arms were turned outward, Gu Duofu brought a bowl of Chinese medicine calmly: "It's time to drink the medicine, dear."

Looking at the concoction that was as black as the water of Wangchuan River, Gu Zhien's expression was worse than death: "It's too bitter, I don't want to drink it."

Gu Duofu never pushes others to make things difficult: "Yes, dear, I just have time now, let's brush up the questions and check the progress of your reading."

It's better to drink the medicine, Gu Zhien picked up the bowl and drank it in one gulp, the bitter facial features wrinkled up: "It's too bitter, it makes me dizzy, I need to lie on the bed and relax."

Pretentiously pressing his forehead, he returned to the room in a hurry, and the hasty and fast pace revealed the mentality of fear of being caught and studying.After closing the door of the room, Gu Zhien let out a sigh of relief, it's good, he escaped again.For the scumbags, learning is really life and death.

He Zhijiang asked: "Is the medicine bitter?"

"Too hard to have friends."

While waiting for the red light, He Zhijiang sent a transfer red envelope of 888 yuan: "I'll buy you a sweet mouth."

Unexpectedly, Gu Zhien accepted it happily: "Where did you go during the Chinese New Year?"

"Your dear Ms. Hao invited me to celebrate the New Year together." He Zhijiang asked with a smile, "Welcome?"

It would be nice to have someone accompany the two elders to celebrate the New Year together, but it's just: "You're going home for the first year, won't you go back for a reunion?"

When mentioning those relatives related by blood, He Zhijiang's smile faded: "I won't answer." I didn't want to continue this topic, so I changed it decisively: "Do you have time to choose something for me? Which style is better."

"It's ok, I'm idle anyway." So Gu Zhien spent the next hour picking out curtains, a four-piece bed set, and furniture styles... until finally he fell asleep dazed, Traditional Chinese medicine contains ingredients of hypnosis, sedation, and tranquilization.

Watching the person at the other end of the video lying on his stomach and drooling, He Zhijiang was fascinated by it. After a while, he came back to his senses and sent a message to Gu Duofu: "She didn't cover the quilt properly."

Soon the stern Guduofu appeared in the video. He not only covered the quilt but also cut off the video call, and at the same time issued a warning: "Don't make her tired! She needs to rest more."

He Zhijiang: "..."! ! !What else to say but 'yes'?There is nothing that can be done about Gu Jia's Ah Fu.

After arriving at the new house, He Zhijiang took a look at the structure of the house. It has 4 bedrooms and 168 living rooms, [-] square meters, which is quite spacious. There are two children’s rooms, one master bedroom, and one guest room. Well, the family must be very happy living here .After He Zhijiang smiled, he placed an order for all the styles selected by Gu Zhien, and then bought other supplies according to her style, and noted the extra money and expedited order.

The banknote ability is available all over the world. Just after paying, the merchant called: "Mr. He, delivery is available now, are you at home?"

This speed, He Zhijiang never expected: "..."! ! !Are you afraid that you will regret returning the order after sleeping one night? "When will it arrive?"

"Two or ten minutes at most, dear. I checked your address, and my shop is located on the commercial street of the community."

So less than half an hour before and after placing the order, the first large refrigerator at home arrived.

It took only two days, and basically everything was in place—this is the power of huge energy.

On New Year's Eve, He Zhijiang took the two elders to the new house: "Dad, Mom, can you take a look?"

Ms. Hao was stunned at this speed. It was empty two days ago, but now it is basically all there.She turned around and nodded again and again: "Not bad."

It can be seen that this is obviously the style that my silly girl likes. The prospective son-in-law attaches great importance to the opinion of the silly girl, so I feel more at ease.I'm afraid that there are some men who are not very capable and have a strong temper. He has the final say on everything in the family. This kind of man can't be married, and the prospective son-in-law has passed another test, and he is satisfied.

Now Ms. Hao is the mother-in-law watching her son-in-law, and the more she watches her, the more she likes her, and she is more and more satisfied with He Zhijiang.Therefore, the New Year's Eve dinner is very rich and nutritious, and it is obvious that it is biased towards He Zhijiang's taste, which is lighter and more authentic, because he has a bad stomach and cannot eat spicy food.

In the video, Gu Duofu saw that there were not many dishes on the table with chili peppers. He frowned and asked Gu Duofu, "Does it taste good?"

"It's okay... right." The tone of the last word was obviously wrong, and Lao Gu sensitively sensed the danger hidden under his son's calm expression. He wisely chose to take his wife to serve the soup, and staying away from the battlefield is the best policy.

Gu Duofu asked He Zhijiang with a cold face: "You can't eat spicy food, and the whole family can't eat it? Have you heard of it? You will come to my house to be the uncle of the host? You need three sticks of incense for you sooner or later. ?"

He Zhijiang who was held accountable: "..."! ! !I was very moved by the thoughtfulness of the two elders, and also very heartbroken by Sai Ah Fu's sharpness.

The bloodbath continues.

Uncle Gu, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, was silently eating. At this moment, the words "difficult brother and difficult brother" kept flashing in his heart. When Qiao Yaozu and He Zhijiang faced Ah Fu, they were left with the bloody torture. .

The younger brother is too cruel, Gu Zhien couldn't stand it anymore, and advised: "Don't be so cruel."

The feeling of being protected by others felt very good to He Zhijiang, and he showed a sad and wronged smile towards Gu Zhien.

Uncle Gu, who was drinking soup, almost choked on this smile, good guy, this is a white lotus.

Ms. Hao was captured by that smile. She put down the soup bowl and took the mobile phone to save her son-in-law from suffering, and comforted her son-in-law: "Ah Fu, don't blame Ah Jiang, it's your uncle who said that we are old and we should The diet is light, the chili is too irritating to the stomach..."

Uncle Gu: "..."! ! !It is true that I said this, but the problem is that I have never heard of you before, should you eat spicy or spicy, and you still have plausible words, "I have been eating like this for a lifetime, and I can't change it."

Feeling blamed, so aggrieved, he glanced quietly at He Zhijiang, and gave a bad review, feeling that he is not as good as Qiao Yaozu, at least every time he watched Qiao Yaozu being ravaged by Ah Fu, he never blamed him.

At this moment, Qiao Yaozu didn't feel well. He obviously had a family and it was still the first year of marriage, but he was spending the New Year miserable by himself. This felt very aggrieved.I want to video New Year's Eve with my little wife, but the result is that I have been busy on the line—there are more heartaches, and it is uncomfortable to catch my heart and lungs.

Waiting and waiting, until the resentment in his heart was full, and finally connected to the video, Qiao Yaozu was really aggrieved: "You are finally free."

Gu Zhien hid in the bathroom, and his voice was extremely low like a thief: "The line has been busy just now for a video with my parents. Happy New Year, boyfriend."

Qiao Yaozu, who has become a regular, dislikes the inaccurate positioning of her boyfriend: "Change the name."

There was a pause for three seconds, and Jiao Didi said, "Master, I miss you."

Qiao Yaozu: "..."! ! !The bones were called crisp, and after a few rolls of the Adam's apple, he said: "I miss you too, I want to see you. I want to celebrate the New Year with you."

Linglong dice An Hongdou, do you know the lovesickness?In the past two days, Qiao Yaozu understood Wen Tingyun's lovesickness very much, so his resentment towards Gu Duofu was like a tide.

"No, I have to spend New Year's Eve with Ah Fu." In fact, it's not that Gu Zhien has never fought for it. He once tried to ask Ah Fu to let Qiao Yaozu celebrate New Year's Eve together, but he was ruthlessly rejected.

It's boring to celebrate the New Year alone, Qiao Yaozu sighed lightly: "Then when will I see you?"

"Tomorrow Ah Fu said that he is going to pay New Year's greetings to Professor Wei, are you going?"

Qiao Yaozu didn't hesitate: "Go."

I didn't have time to talk to my little wife. Gu Duofu knocked on the door after hearing the video: "Why haven't you come out yet? Are you dizzy?"

(End of this chapter)