Zombie simulation, I was burned by the ninth uncle again

Chapter 20

The second floor of Ren's house.

Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, his eyes were full of doubts. It's noon and the sun is very fierce.

Even if it is true that zombies can sleepwalk as Uncle Jiu said, it is impossible to sunbathe, isn't this self-destruction!
"Follow me!" Uncle Jiu saw Simu's doubts about him at a glance. He couldn't explain this, so he could only put on airs as a senior.

The courtyard of Ren's house has been closed, Jiushu and Simu don't want to wait for the servants to come and open it.

Jump directly to the roof through the balcony on the second floor. Anyway, this height is no problem for them at all.

"Forehead!"

When Uncle Jiu and Simu climbed onto the roof, they saw a salted fish lying on the glazed tiles, basking in the sun in an arrogant posture.

Suddenly, a thousand horses galloped past the hearts of the two of them.

Uncle Jiu had seen it before, but he was so surprised by this scene that he even raised his eyebrows.

Not to mention the four eyes, he was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth. Ren Mu, whose fingers were trembling, really wanted to express his inner shock.

But I searched my entire brain, but I couldn't find any words to describe it.

"Junior brother, go and have a look!"

Looking at the scorching sun above his head, after Uncle Jiu calmed down, he smiled slightly towards his four eyes, turned around and jumped back to the balcony on the second floor.

Facing Jiushu and Simu, two powerful Maoshan Taoist priests.

At this time, Ren Mu adheres to the strongest zombie code: lingering, obscene imitation.

Although being watched by two powerful Maoshan Taoist priests, my heart was a little hairy.

But the body still pretended to have been dead for decades, the corpse's breath was completely restrained, and it remained motionless.

After Uncle Jiu left, his four eyes came back to his senses, he looked up at the scorching sun, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

But he still walked towards Ren Mu slowly, looking at this ordinary corpse, he felt a little chill in his heart.

"Brother, the body is too heavy, come up and help me!"

Si Mu thought that it would be quite difficult to lift a dead body weighing more than a hundred catties from above, so he shouted loudly.

"Junior brother, don't you know how to control corpses, let old master Ren walk down by himself!"

"Brother, I tried it just now, the sun is so fierce, there is no corpse energy in this salted fish, and it is impossible to raise a corpse at all!"

Simu is trying very hard to explain, hoping that the senior brother can come up to help.

"Hey, then memorize it!"

Standing in the shade of the balcony on the second floor, Uncle Jiu smiled evilly at his four eyes, and had no intention of going up to help at all.

"This brother, he was teased by me just now, and now he will take revenge on me!"

"When will I be able to change this vengeful character!"

Seeing Uncle Jiu in the shade with four eyes, he couldn't help complaining in his heart.

At this moment, Simu didn't know that he was facing a life-and-death crisis, so he reluctantly pulled up Ren Mu's body and prepared to carry himself off the roof.

"This salted fish is really heavy!"

Ren Mu, who was on the back of the four eyes, was already a fourth-rank black stiff, and his punch had a strength of two thousand catties.

Although the corpse's aura was suppressed by the sun, it was more than enough to sneak attack a Simu who was complaining.

"There is only one four eyes left, should I immediately punch him violently, and then make a strategic retreat!"

With Ren Mu behind his four eyes, he walked slowly towards Uncle Jiu.

The sun was fierce, and he was already sweating profusely in less than a while.

At this time, Uncle Jiu and Ren Fa's voices came from downstairs, making the four eyes stand still.

This also made Ren Mu, who was lying dead on his back, temporarily dispel the idea of ​​sneaking up on Simu and running away.

"Uncle Jiu, have you collected them yet?"

"Master Ren, no. You have to go to the roof to collect it completely."

"Then take your time, I'll prepare the manpower for going up the mountain in the afternoon first!" After Ren Fa finished speaking, he went downstairs directly.

After Ren Fa's departure, Uncle Jiu rolled over onto the roof and looked at his four eyes covered with sweat, feeling a little sorry.

"Junior brother, hold on a little longer, let's go out through the back door!"

Uncle Jiu's words made the corners of Simu's mouth twitch a few times, but he knew very well in his heart: Maoshan's precepts, one thing does not bother two masters.

He simply didn't think about anything, and while no one was watching, he jumped directly to the balcony on the second floor, jumped over the wall, and jumped to the ground.

"Brother, I will leave the rest to you!"

After Simu finished speaking, he threw Ren Mu on the ground, leaning against the corner of the wall and panting continuously.

Although he is also a fourth-rank Taoist, his physical fitness is only ten times stronger than that of ordinary people.

Jumping off the ten-meter-high roof with the dead body on your back, this is already the limit.

"Junior brother, you have to have a beginning and an end!"

Uncle Jiu's words made Si Mu's heart tighten.

It was five or six miles from Ren's house to Yizhuang, and the weather was so hot, it would have cost him half his life to carry it back.

"Brother, why don't you burn this salted fish!"

In fact, Uncle Jiu was not angry just because he found out that Ren Mu was not seen and was being teased by the four eyes.

It was because the two had already negotiated to persuade Ren Fa to burn Ren Mu.

As a result, Simu forgot about it while talking, and turned Ren Fa into his long-term meal ticket.

If there is no principle, and you still rob customers, who would not be angry if you change them!
In other words, Uncle Jiu is a good old man, he just makes his four eyes tired.

If it was Ren Mu, he would definitely be punched flying.

However, now that he heard Simu's proposal to burn Ren Mu, Uncle Jiu's face changed slightly, and then he said worriedly: "Junior Brother, it's hard to explain to Master Ren!"

"Brother, don't worry. Leave the filial son to me!"

What the four eyes said made Uncle Jiu happy.

With the three-inch tongue of the younger brother, they will cut it first and then play it, and then persuade Xiao Renfa that it will not be a problem!
"Okay, let's burn it!"

In front of Ren Mu, Uncle Jiu and Si Mu had already agreed to burn him, which was very embarrassing.

At this time, Ren Mu was still very calm from the outside, like an ordinary old corpse.

But the heart is crazily complaining about them.

"These two brothers, why didn't they follow the script, they agreed to bury me, why did they want to burn me after memorizing it!"

"But I can't do this pair. No, I have to find a chance to retreat!"

Jiushu and Simu, who had already decided to burn Ren Mu, looked at each other, knowing each other's thoughts.

It's just that no one wants to collect firewood.

Looking at the four eyes unmoved, Uncle Jiu said kindly: "Junior brother, I look at Mrs. Ren, you go and pack the lychee firewood!"

One lychee has three fires, and the lychee firewood is yang, which can suppress the yin qi of zombies, so it is most suitable for burning zombies.

Hearing this, the four eyes are a little disapproving, lychee firewood is not easy to find!

"Senior brother, why bother to go to such lengths, this old master's strength should be no more than Tier [-] purple stiff, just burn it with ordinary firewood!"

　explain.

　　The sun essence needed to start the emulator each time is five times that of the previous one.

　　But don't worry about getting enough energy.

　　The plot is here, enough is enough.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)