I'm the director, I'm not bad
Chapter 16 016. The end of filming
Chapter 16 016. The end of filming
"No... I... I seem to have entered the wrong room... That... Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
In front of the camera, the drunk man immediately apologized after realizing that he had entered the wrong room.
Holding the microphone wobbly, he apologized and said:
"I'm so sorry. Sissy, I wish you a happy birthday...I'm sorry everyone for disturbing you..."
He became more and more polite, and even polite was a little humble.
But what he did made this group of people a little bit confused.
But at this time, the buddy who sang duet with him just took a step forward with the wine:
"It's okay, it doesn't matter, it's fate that we meet together! ... Then what, Sissy, happy birthday, let's do it together!"
The drunk man didn't even know who Sissi was, but this buddy who didn't even have a name in the script directly bumped the wine bottle into him:
"Cheers! Happy birthday Sissy!"
Seeing this, everyone shouted again neatly, and then everyone toasted and drank together.
Only the drunk was a little embarrassed.
But at this time, the buddy was drinking while holding up the drunk's bottle.
Meaning: Cheers!
"...Ha, cheers!"
Suddenly, the drunk smiled, from being at a loss to a kind of grateful and embarrassed smile, raised the bottle and raised his head.
"Ha~ hiccup..."
After a bottle of wine, he shook his body again, wiped his mouth casually with his down jacket, and said quickly:
"Then I'll go first..."
"Hey, don't go, everyone is here, singing one."
"That's right, you sing pretty well."
"Sit here, sit here for a while, we've all had a drink, we're just friends."
Faced with a group of people who inexplicably persuaded him to stay as a friend, the drunk was a little embarrassed at first:
"No, I have a room over there...I...I can't find it..."
"I can't find you. You are here tonight. Come on, come on, cheers, let's shout after drinking this. "Jing Zhong Bao Guo" will you..."
"Uh……"
"Oh, let's do it first! Come on..."
The buddy who sang just now took the lead, and the three or five young people around him seemed to really regard him as a friend, and they bumped cups and wine bottles over.
"..."
The drunk man with the wine bottle in his hand was a little at a loss, but looking at their enthusiastic smiles, he finally seemed to feel that...
never mind! !
"Happy birthday!!!"
There was no microphone, but he still yelled heart-piercingly for no reason.
Then, amidst the cheers of the crowd, he raised the wine bottle high and bumped into them.
……
"OK, everyone is doing great!!"
This second private room is a half-shot to the end. Except for a few close-ups at the end, everything else is one-shot, and the whole thing goes down!
Xu Xin looked satisfied.
The actors also had a hint of excitement on their faces.
I don't know if it's because I really drank a few cups, or because of something else.
Next, it's time for the third room.
……
"No, no, I really have a room over there..."
"Thank you, everyone, thank you."
"Hey, you guys are playing, have fun!"
In the deliberately blurred shot, the drunk seems to be more drunk than before.
The road couldn't go straight, and he stumbled out of the house, bid farewell to the strange friend in that room, and after closing the door tightly, he staggered and accidentally knocked open the door of the next room.
"Ouch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
No one in the room blamed him.
Just bursts of crying sounded.
"Uh……"
In the camera, Xu Sanjin, who was completely drunk, was obviously a little stunned, but the camera looked around and found that there was only a short-haired, crew-cut man lying on the table crying in the whole room.
Other than that, there was only a table of green wine bottles left.
Maybe it was because I was accepted by a group of strange friends just now, and I felt the warmth?
Or, after a hangover, I instinctively want to rest.
Hearing the miserable cry, he hesitated for a moment... and sat at the door again, then pushed the crying man next to him:
"Hey, what's wrong with you?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
The man didn't lift his head, and ignored him at all.
Only the table under the light is tilted here and there, but the still green wine bottle is shining with a fascinated luster.
"No, what's the matter with you? Why are you crying?... Hey."
Xu Sanjin pushed the man's shoulder.
Finally, the buddy's face was revealed.
He was wearing glasses, and the glasses were already stained and white due to tears and breath, and he couldn't see them clearly at all.
And Xu Sanjin couldn't see him clearly, so naturally he couldn't see Xu Sanjin clearly either.
However, while crying, he pushed Xu Sanjin a bottle of wine.
"Woooooooooooo..."
"Don't cry... hey... come here, let's drink..."
Xu Sanjin seemed a little annoyed by his crying. When the two bottles of beer touched each other, he raised his head and drank more than half of the bottle in one go.
"Hiccup~"
I burped, turned my head...
"You're drinking..."
The man in glasses didn't drink at all, he just took the head of the bottle and buried it under the table again.
"woo woo woo woo……"
"This……"
Under the blurred lens, Xu Sanjin seemed to be even more drunk after drinking the half bottle of wine.
But he still didn't leave, just raised his hand.
There was a pause in the hand in the air, as if he was hesitating.
But in the end, I still shot it.
It patted the drunk man's shoulder, shaking and comforting him.
And with this consolation, the man in glasses cried even louder.
"Wow..."
one cry.
"……belch."
a drink.
Finally, the wine ran out and the crying stopped.
The drunk who put down the bottle patted the weeping man again, got up silently, and walked out of the room.
The third room ends.
……
There are a total of five people in the ensemble.
Three were used in the first room and two were used in the fourth room.
One of them also got a line.
In the increasingly blurred shots, when the drunk Xu Sanjin finally found his room after a lot of hard work, a group performer dressed as a successful person saw him and scolded him displeasedly:
"Xu Sanjin! Why did you go! Why did it take so long!"
And after going through the three rooms like a dream, facing this scolding, he was obviously so drunk that the picture began to rotate and abstract, but the drunk still forced a smile on his face:
"Manager, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a little diarrhea...that...I'll apologize to Mr. Li..."
He stumbled to the table.
Ignoring the damn expensive red wine, he picked up a bottle of beer and held it up with respectful hands:
"I'm sorry President Li and the manager... what's in it... I'll give one to Xuan'er!"
With the wine bottle in his mouth, under the curious gazes of Fang Xiu, Zhang Mingyuan, and the crowd at the door, his head suddenly began to spin rapidly.
After turning it around three times, I shook my head vigorously...
I saw a vortex rising from the wine bottle, and the beer spiraled into Xu Sanjin's mouth at a very abnormal speed...
"...????"
What kind of fairy drinking method is this?
Little did he know that Xu Xin had a flash of inspiration in his mind and grasped a skill.
Everyone was stunned.
And after abruptly smoking a bottle of wine, he suppressed his hiccup and said:
"You two, shout hello, clap. Then the camera ends in black."
When the two performers heard it, they raised their palms artificially:
"it is good!"
"Clap clap clap clap..."
Finally, Fang Xiu's camera was aimed at Xu Xin's face.
Under the close-up, the wobbly Xu Sanjin showed a more embarrassing and flattering smile than the second room, and bowed:
"Thank you two leaders..."
The fourth room, end.
……
The filming went surprisingly smoothly.
It took less than three and a half hours to shoot from the beginning of five o'clock to the end of the four rooms.
It is not yet nine o'clock.
But is it over?
not yet.
At the gate of Tanghui.
In front of a tree in the freezing cold.
Including the cold and trembling Yang Mi, everyone listened to Xu Sanjin's words:
"After a while, I was leaning against this tree, holding 50 yuan in my hand, as if I passed out drunk. Yang Mi, I'll start calling, and you call me. If I don't answer, don't stop. I understand. ?"
"clear."
Yang Mi nodded and took out her mobile phone.
"Old Zhang, remember the electromagnetic noise, and the impatience."
"Do not worry."
Zhang Mingyuan nodded.
"Okay, it's the last game, let's hold on! Come on, everyone get ready, Lao Lin, make sure the lights are on, there are a lot of cars here, don't expose yourself."
"okay."
The crew members were busy, and Xu Xin had already sat down with his subordinates.
After everyone was ready, Lin Xiaoyun took the slate and put it in front of the camera after being instructed by Xu Xin to give him a thumbs up:
"Act V, Scene 3, 2, 1, [-], ACTION!"
The lens freezes.
Busy traffic.
The drunken man didn't know how long he slept.
Suddenly, the "Dinglingling" phone rang.
At first, he didn't respond.
But as the bell kept ringing and vibrating, he finally opened his dull and tired eyes.
The hand that was not holding the money dazedly took out the phone, opened his eyes and then closed them again.
Hold the phone to your ear:
"Hey...who is it?"
After speaking, pause for a second.
Suddenly, the eyes opened again.
A sense of déjà vu that forcibly cheers up hits the face.
"Eh, mom."
Is it mom calling?
I saw a smile that couldn't be hidden appeared on Xu Sanjin's face, and continued:
"Hey, I was singing just now, it was too noisy, I didn't hear it."
"...Yes, ouch, I ate it. Many people celebrated my birthday. Everyone invited me to dinner, so I asked everyone to sing a song. There are so many people. It's very lively!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
The few students who hadn't read the whole script were stunned.
Today... is Xu Sanjin's birthday?
Suddenly, a strong contrast rose in their hearts.
"Yes, I did drink a bit too much, haha, but I am happy. The main reason is that everyone is too enthusiastic..."
"Happy, very happy! A group of people sang birthday songs to me, wishing me a happy birthday!"
"...Hmm, I'm also planning to go back here. Mom, go to bed early, can I call you tomorrow? I have to see my friends off."
"Uh-huh……?"
While lying, Xu Sanjin leaned on the big tree with some difficulty and stood up.
The result suddenly froze...
He raised his other hand in the camera.
He has 50 yuan in his hand.
The 50 yuan that appeared out of nowhere...
Xu Sanjin was stunned...but was immediately drawn back by the voice on the phone.
"Mmmm...Okay, then mom, go to bed early, good night."
The phone hangs up.
I don't know if it's my head not clear after a hangover, or what.
He looked at the 50 yuan in his hand, and stared blankly in the cold wind for a while.
Finally, hailed a taxi.
There is no need for dubbing, that is a later thing.
In the end, it was only in Fang Xiu's camera lens that the taxi gradually drifted away.
Short Film: "Not Drunk"
CUT END
Let me tell you, the plot of this film is taken from Brother Bo's own short film "Youth's Life Without Drunk".I think the title of the movie is better called "Not Drunk".Then, readers who are familiar with me or who have watched this short film may find that although the main plot of the plot is similar, the details and storyline, including the ending, have been changed.
I don't really like to take a certain movie, but I like to add some of my own opinions, because doing so will at least provide some freshness to everyone who has watched some movies, instead of copying hydrology mechanically.It may be a little more obvious, but at least I think...the humble opinion of these changes can prove that I am writing a plot or telling a story with my heart.
Of course, if it is a masterpiece, we will talk about it, but if you blindly copy it mechanically and have nothing new, I don’t know if you like it, at least I think it is a bit hydrological.
It's hard to write entertainment articles, and that's it.In addition, other authors have written a lot, and many story routines have been written in other books.So, this book, I want to bring you some freshness.It's not about blindly making movies, high box office, pushing girls or something, but some... plots that ordinary entertainment articles are not very good at writing.
For example, the collision of the Beijing circle, the Northwest circle, and the Shanghai circle...
I talked with the editor before publishing the book, at least both of us think that the concept of my book is quite fresh.So... that's the same sentence.
No hydrography, no ghostwriting, and I will bring you a good story that is worth entertaining after dinner.
You all praised me and hugged you.
(End of this chapter)
"No... I... I seem to have entered the wrong room... That... Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
In front of the camera, the drunk man immediately apologized after realizing that he had entered the wrong room.
Holding the microphone wobbly, he apologized and said:
"I'm so sorry. Sissy, I wish you a happy birthday...I'm sorry everyone for disturbing you..."
He became more and more polite, and even polite was a little humble.
But what he did made this group of people a little bit confused.
But at this time, the buddy who sang duet with him just took a step forward with the wine:
"It's okay, it doesn't matter, it's fate that we meet together! ... Then what, Sissy, happy birthday, let's do it together!"
The drunk man didn't even know who Sissi was, but this buddy who didn't even have a name in the script directly bumped the wine bottle into him:
"Cheers! Happy birthday Sissy!"
Seeing this, everyone shouted again neatly, and then everyone toasted and drank together.
Only the drunk was a little embarrassed.
But at this time, the buddy was drinking while holding up the drunk's bottle.
Meaning: Cheers!
"...Ha, cheers!"
Suddenly, the drunk smiled, from being at a loss to a kind of grateful and embarrassed smile, raised the bottle and raised his head.
"Ha~ hiccup..."
After a bottle of wine, he shook his body again, wiped his mouth casually with his down jacket, and said quickly:
"Then I'll go first..."
"Hey, don't go, everyone is here, singing one."
"That's right, you sing pretty well."
"Sit here, sit here for a while, we've all had a drink, we're just friends."
Faced with a group of people who inexplicably persuaded him to stay as a friend, the drunk was a little embarrassed at first:
"No, I have a room over there...I...I can't find it..."
"I can't find you. You are here tonight. Come on, come on, cheers, let's shout after drinking this. "Jing Zhong Bao Guo" will you..."
"Uh……"
"Oh, let's do it first! Come on..."
The buddy who sang just now took the lead, and the three or five young people around him seemed to really regard him as a friend, and they bumped cups and wine bottles over.
"..."
The drunk man with the wine bottle in his hand was a little at a loss, but looking at their enthusiastic smiles, he finally seemed to feel that...
never mind! !
"Happy birthday!!!"
There was no microphone, but he still yelled heart-piercingly for no reason.
Then, amidst the cheers of the crowd, he raised the wine bottle high and bumped into them.
……
"OK, everyone is doing great!!"
This second private room is a half-shot to the end. Except for a few close-ups at the end, everything else is one-shot, and the whole thing goes down!
Xu Xin looked satisfied.
The actors also had a hint of excitement on their faces.
I don't know if it's because I really drank a few cups, or because of something else.
Next, it's time for the third room.
……
"No, no, I really have a room over there..."
"Thank you, everyone, thank you."
"Hey, you guys are playing, have fun!"
In the deliberately blurred shot, the drunk seems to be more drunk than before.
The road couldn't go straight, and he stumbled out of the house, bid farewell to the strange friend in that room, and after closing the door tightly, he staggered and accidentally knocked open the door of the next room.
"Ouch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
No one in the room blamed him.
Just bursts of crying sounded.
"Uh……"
In the camera, Xu Sanjin, who was completely drunk, was obviously a little stunned, but the camera looked around and found that there was only a short-haired, crew-cut man lying on the table crying in the whole room.
Other than that, there was only a table of green wine bottles left.
Maybe it was because I was accepted by a group of strange friends just now, and I felt the warmth?
Or, after a hangover, I instinctively want to rest.
Hearing the miserable cry, he hesitated for a moment... and sat at the door again, then pushed the crying man next to him:
"Hey, what's wrong with you?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
The man didn't lift his head, and ignored him at all.
Only the table under the light is tilted here and there, but the still green wine bottle is shining with a fascinated luster.
"No, what's the matter with you? Why are you crying?... Hey."
Xu Sanjin pushed the man's shoulder.
Finally, the buddy's face was revealed.
He was wearing glasses, and the glasses were already stained and white due to tears and breath, and he couldn't see them clearly at all.
And Xu Sanjin couldn't see him clearly, so naturally he couldn't see Xu Sanjin clearly either.
However, while crying, he pushed Xu Sanjin a bottle of wine.
"Woooooooooooo..."
"Don't cry... hey... come here, let's drink..."
Xu Sanjin seemed a little annoyed by his crying. When the two bottles of beer touched each other, he raised his head and drank more than half of the bottle in one go.
"Hiccup~"
I burped, turned my head...
"You're drinking..."
The man in glasses didn't drink at all, he just took the head of the bottle and buried it under the table again.
"woo woo woo woo……"
"This……"
Under the blurred lens, Xu Sanjin seemed to be even more drunk after drinking the half bottle of wine.
But he still didn't leave, just raised his hand.
There was a pause in the hand in the air, as if he was hesitating.
But in the end, I still shot it.
It patted the drunk man's shoulder, shaking and comforting him.
And with this consolation, the man in glasses cried even louder.
"Wow..."
one cry.
"……belch."
a drink.
Finally, the wine ran out and the crying stopped.
The drunk who put down the bottle patted the weeping man again, got up silently, and walked out of the room.
The third room ends.
……
There are a total of five people in the ensemble.
Three were used in the first room and two were used in the fourth room.
One of them also got a line.
In the increasingly blurred shots, when the drunk Xu Sanjin finally found his room after a lot of hard work, a group performer dressed as a successful person saw him and scolded him displeasedly:
"Xu Sanjin! Why did you go! Why did it take so long!"
And after going through the three rooms like a dream, facing this scolding, he was obviously so drunk that the picture began to rotate and abstract, but the drunk still forced a smile on his face:
"Manager, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a little diarrhea...that...I'll apologize to Mr. Li..."
He stumbled to the table.
Ignoring the damn expensive red wine, he picked up a bottle of beer and held it up with respectful hands:
"I'm sorry President Li and the manager... what's in it... I'll give one to Xuan'er!"
With the wine bottle in his mouth, under the curious gazes of Fang Xiu, Zhang Mingyuan, and the crowd at the door, his head suddenly began to spin rapidly.
After turning it around three times, I shook my head vigorously...
I saw a vortex rising from the wine bottle, and the beer spiraled into Xu Sanjin's mouth at a very abnormal speed...
"...????"
What kind of fairy drinking method is this?
Little did he know that Xu Xin had a flash of inspiration in his mind and grasped a skill.
Everyone was stunned.
And after abruptly smoking a bottle of wine, he suppressed his hiccup and said:
"You two, shout hello, clap. Then the camera ends in black."
When the two performers heard it, they raised their palms artificially:
"it is good!"
"Clap clap clap clap..."
Finally, Fang Xiu's camera was aimed at Xu Xin's face.
Under the close-up, the wobbly Xu Sanjin showed a more embarrassing and flattering smile than the second room, and bowed:
"Thank you two leaders..."
The fourth room, end.
……
The filming went surprisingly smoothly.
It took less than three and a half hours to shoot from the beginning of five o'clock to the end of the four rooms.
It is not yet nine o'clock.
But is it over?
not yet.
At the gate of Tanghui.
In front of a tree in the freezing cold.
Including the cold and trembling Yang Mi, everyone listened to Xu Sanjin's words:
"After a while, I was leaning against this tree, holding 50 yuan in my hand, as if I passed out drunk. Yang Mi, I'll start calling, and you call me. If I don't answer, don't stop. I understand. ?"
"clear."
Yang Mi nodded and took out her mobile phone.
"Old Zhang, remember the electromagnetic noise, and the impatience."
"Do not worry."
Zhang Mingyuan nodded.
"Okay, it's the last game, let's hold on! Come on, everyone get ready, Lao Lin, make sure the lights are on, there are a lot of cars here, don't expose yourself."
"okay."
The crew members were busy, and Xu Xin had already sat down with his subordinates.
After everyone was ready, Lin Xiaoyun took the slate and put it in front of the camera after being instructed by Xu Xin to give him a thumbs up:
"Act V, Scene 3, 2, 1, [-], ACTION!"
The lens freezes.
Busy traffic.
The drunken man didn't know how long he slept.
Suddenly, the "Dinglingling" phone rang.
At first, he didn't respond.
But as the bell kept ringing and vibrating, he finally opened his dull and tired eyes.
The hand that was not holding the money dazedly took out the phone, opened his eyes and then closed them again.
Hold the phone to your ear:
"Hey...who is it?"
After speaking, pause for a second.
Suddenly, the eyes opened again.
A sense of déjà vu that forcibly cheers up hits the face.
"Eh, mom."
Is it mom calling?
I saw a smile that couldn't be hidden appeared on Xu Sanjin's face, and continued:
"Hey, I was singing just now, it was too noisy, I didn't hear it."
"...Yes, ouch, I ate it. Many people celebrated my birthday. Everyone invited me to dinner, so I asked everyone to sing a song. There are so many people. It's very lively!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
The few students who hadn't read the whole script were stunned.
Today... is Xu Sanjin's birthday?
Suddenly, a strong contrast rose in their hearts.
"Yes, I did drink a bit too much, haha, but I am happy. The main reason is that everyone is too enthusiastic..."
"Happy, very happy! A group of people sang birthday songs to me, wishing me a happy birthday!"
"...Hmm, I'm also planning to go back here. Mom, go to bed early, can I call you tomorrow? I have to see my friends off."
"Uh-huh……?"
While lying, Xu Sanjin leaned on the big tree with some difficulty and stood up.
The result suddenly froze...
He raised his other hand in the camera.
He has 50 yuan in his hand.
The 50 yuan that appeared out of nowhere...
Xu Sanjin was stunned...but was immediately drawn back by the voice on the phone.
"Mmmm...Okay, then mom, go to bed early, good night."
The phone hangs up.
I don't know if it's my head not clear after a hangover, or what.
He looked at the 50 yuan in his hand, and stared blankly in the cold wind for a while.
Finally, hailed a taxi.
There is no need for dubbing, that is a later thing.
In the end, it was only in Fang Xiu's camera lens that the taxi gradually drifted away.
Short Film: "Not Drunk"
CUT END
Let me tell you, the plot of this film is taken from Brother Bo's own short film "Youth's Life Without Drunk".I think the title of the movie is better called "Not Drunk".Then, readers who are familiar with me or who have watched this short film may find that although the main plot of the plot is similar, the details and storyline, including the ending, have been changed.
I don't really like to take a certain movie, but I like to add some of my own opinions, because doing so will at least provide some freshness to everyone who has watched some movies, instead of copying hydrology mechanically.It may be a little more obvious, but at least I think...the humble opinion of these changes can prove that I am writing a plot or telling a story with my heart.
Of course, if it is a masterpiece, we will talk about it, but if you blindly copy it mechanically and have nothing new, I don’t know if you like it, at least I think it is a bit hydrological.
It's hard to write entertainment articles, and that's it.In addition, other authors have written a lot, and many story routines have been written in other books.So, this book, I want to bring you some freshness.It's not about blindly making movies, high box office, pushing girls or something, but some... plots that ordinary entertainment articles are not very good at writing.
For example, the collision of the Beijing circle, the Northwest circle, and the Shanghai circle...
I talked with the editor before publishing the book, at least both of us think that the concept of my book is quite fresh.So... that's the same sentence.
No hydrography, no ghostwriting, and I will bring you a good story that is worth entertaining after dinner.
You all praised me and hugged you.
(End of this chapter)
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