I'm the director, I'm not bad

Chapter 21 021. Bench Bandits
Hearing these words from Xu Xin's mouth, Yang Mi subconsciously raised her eyebrows.

But the people around rolled their eyes when they heard Xu Xin's words.

What the hell, what do you say?
This way of picking up girls is too low-level, right?
But the girl is happy:
"Hey, I love that... what did you have for lunch?"

She followed Xu Xin's line and chatted with him.

"I haven't eaten, I'm not hungry."

"……what?"

The girl was surprised for a while:
"Didn't eat?"

"That's right, I caught the plane in the morning and didn't eat. I ate a box of plane meals on the plane at ninety o'clock."

"Well."

The girl thought for a while, then pointed to the side:
"Then you buy a ticket, and I'll go buy some snacks and water."

"it is good."

Xu Xin nodded.

The two of them didn't talk about who would buy the ticket, it was too vulgar.

This ticket is only 20 yuan a piece.

Xu Xin buys a ticket, she buys two bottles of water, and some potato chips. No matter what, she can scrape together 20 yuan.

Besides, the relationship between the two is not born like this.

Just like that, Xu Xin lined up slowly, and when he was almost there, finally, the girl with two plastic bags came over, her pretty face was sullen and speechless:

"Hey, let me tell you, I'm so mad!"

"how?"

Looking at her bag of snacks, along with a few bottles of drinks and a pancake fruit specially bought for herself, Xu Xin asked casually after taking it.

"Just now, I was so mad! Did you see that wonton seller?"

Xu Xin turned his head and took a look, saw a small cart, nodded:

"Well, then what?"

"I said I'll buy you a bowl of wontons. It's a bad day today. If you don't eat dumplings, you can get a wonton. No other food stalls have come out at the moment. I specifically asked the boss how long it will take to open, depending on the time." Not in time. The boss said it was too late, so I thought I would sit and wait for the pancakes and wontons, and then I would arrange them for you. As a result, the pancakes were ready, and I got up to get them, you know... just a little fat man with a full face A little fat guy with freckles, who came out of nowhere..."

"Grab the wonton?"

Xu Xin followed her train of thought and said something.

Seeing that the girl was rather annoyed, she stomped her foot playfully:

"No! He... He snatched my stool! That speed was as fast as a big fat mouse! I got up to get a pancake, and he dragged my stool away!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Not to mention Xu Xin, the friends around her who were listening to her narration were also speechless.

But a few people behind Xu Xin's seven or eight bodies suddenly said:
"It's over...then it's over...the seat is gone!"

"……what?"

Yang Mi looked over with some puzzlement.

A young boy among them explained:
"That's biscuits."

"..."

Yang Mi was taken aback for a moment.

But in the next second, he couldn't laugh or cry:
"Hey~~~Brother, what are you looking at? I bought pancakes for my friend!"

"No, that child is a biscuit."

After getting the boy's explanation, Yang Mi was even more confused:

"Who is the biscuit?"

Just after the question was asked, the boy hadn't answered yet, suddenly, the conductor at the window where the ticket was bought yelled at the window:
"The big seats are gone! Only benches and standing tickets are left!"

"Ah this?"

"What should I do?"

"Listen to standing tickets!"

"It's over, if I knew it, I would have come earlier."

A group of people talked a lot after hearing that there were no seats, but Xu Xin frowned.

Just kidding?
When did the second young master of the Xu family suffer this kind of grievance?

Open a box for Grandpa!

He originally planned this way, but at this moment he heard Yang Mi muttering:
"So it's true?"

"……what?"

he asked.

"They are very popular. I read the Tianya forum on the Internet, and they all said that their cross talk is worth listening to even if it is a standing ticket. The venue is full... so it is true..."

"Oh."

Xu Xin nodded indifferently.

Yang Mi thought he didn't care whether he was sitting or standing.

In fact, Xu Laoer went to the box with all his heart.

……

Without the big seats, the ticket buying speed of the team is much faster. After buying tickets one by one, they rush into the theater.

Finally it was Xu Xin's turn.

"Twenty per person..."

As soon as the conductor finished speaking, Xu Xin said:
"Come to a box."

"..."

The conductor was not surprised, but just shook his head:

"We don't have a box here, it's [-] per person, buy it early, there are small stools inside."

"...No box?"

How can Xu Xin bear this... What performance is worthy of his son Xu squatting on a pony horse to watch?It's not noodles.

Why?
He was about to speak, but Yang Mi said directly:

"Two! Two! Two of us!"

"..."

Under Xu Xin's speechless gaze, the conductor tore off two tickets.

The girl urged:
"Hurry up, I'm afraid there will be no small seats!"

"..."

Speechlessly, she took out a fifty-dollar bill from her wallet and handed it over. After finding ten dollars, Yang Mi flicked that male curly hair:
"Go, go, gogogo!"

Nothing to do, with the pancake wallet in his left hand and the ticket in his right hand, he could only follow Yang Mi to the theater entrance.

The entrance of the theater has been lined up in three rows.

The two of them couldn't push forward.

There was nothing left to do, so I could only follow the line to the house and handed the ticket to the ticket inspector. Xu Xin asked:
"Where can I get a stool?"

"No, I can only stand."

A chubby young man who looked like a pancake at the ticket gate shook his head.

Xu Xin was even more speechless.

"I'll pay for it again. How much, you say the number."

As soon as he said these words, there was a taste of a rich young master, which made the young man who had some mechanical work raise his head.

He glanced at Xu Xin, then at the girl next to him, but there was a kind smile on his face:

"Hey, big brother, I'm really sorry. You came late today, it's really gone. So, next time you come earlier, or you come to the door to mention to me, I promise to leave two stools for you Bar?"

He politely blocked all Xu Xin's words.

It also gave me enough face.

If it was before, Second Xu would definitely not be willing to let it go.

But now he knows that people can say this, which proves that money is really hard to use.

So he could only look amiable and nod his head:

"Then... okay, thank you buddy."

"Hmm, please, both of you."

Entering the theater, there is a small hall with three doors, the door is open, and the inside looks crowded.

Xu Xin is actually not in the mood to watch it now.

Still the same sentence, no matter what kind of performance, it is not worth letting him stand for several hours.

But he can't go yet.

And the reason why he didn't leave was because he didn't want to refute his friend's face.

After all, people don't have to call me here.

Call yourself, that's love.

After coming, it is not easy to leave.Otherwise, it's a bit embarrassing~
But he didn't notice that the girl beside him had been paying attention to his expression.

Seeing his reluctance, he said:

"Why don't we watch it?"

"do not."

Xu Xin shook his head:
"I've come here, I have to watch it. I'm also very interested, what kind of performance can make the audience follow it to this level."

lie.

Yang Mi could tell at a glance that the other party was lying.

But she can also guess what is behind this lie.

"terrific!"

Suddenly praised, she pointed inside:

"Come on, watch the show with me in the afternoon, and I'll treat you to shabu-shabu in the evening!"

"...Donglaishun is quite unpalatable, the mutton is too watery."

"Brother, Donglaishun is here to trick foreigners like you! You can come with me tonight, and you are guaranteed to eat authentic Yanjing hot-boiled meat!... Wait a minute."

The two were about to go inside, but Yang Mi suddenly saw a shadow.

Just when Xu Xin was wondering what was wrong, she suddenly trotted in one direction.

Xu Xin thought she was going to the toilet, but saw this girl suddenly seduce a half-grown man...

???

acquaintance?
……

"Hey... Sister, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Shaobing, who hadn't passed the voice change period, had a hoarse voice. Looking at her beautiful sister who suddenly grabbed her, she was puzzled at first, but immediately her mind was replaced by the thought of "this sister is so beautiful".

But when Yang Mi heard...

"Aren't you from Yanjing?"

"what?"

Biscuit was stunned:

"How do you know?"

"It's so fresh, you're in short supply in Beijing."

"Uh... what's the matter?"

"Cookies, right?"

Suddenly, the girl began to smile with a smile on her face.

Shaobing felt a little churn... wondering where he offended her?
Then I smelled a nice fragrance.

This sister didn't know when she was very close to him.

Where did the little boy get this?All of a sudden, my mind was stunned.

But Yang Mi was full of malicious intentions:

"Just now, I wanted to eat wontons, and when I got up to get a pancake, you snatched my stool away."

"……what?"

Shaobing was dumbfounded.

Then the girl said again:
"Let me tell you, this thing is endless, you know? Why? You grab my stool when I eat? Who are you bullying!?"

"Uh... no... I didn't... I..."

Hearing that this person came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, Shaobing panicked.

Then I saw this sister wave her hand:

"I don't care! Why? You Deyun Club bully the audience!?"

"Eh? No, no, no, don't get me wrong, ouch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

The master taught him that the sky is big and the earth is big, and the audience is the biggest.

Bully the audience?If the master knows about this crime, he must be punished.

He quickly shook his head to explain.

But this sister waved her hand again...

The silly boy who didn't know when to give up the initiative of the conversation saw the beautiful sister in front of him pinching her waist:

"Tell me, what should I do? Should I complain to you, or... you should compensate me."

"Don't complain! Don't, don't... I really didn't mean it, sister, don't be angry..."

"Is that compensation?"

"Uh……"

Shaobing's mind was numb at the moment, and he subconsciously said:

"I treat you to dinner?"

"Are you giving me the name of the dish?!"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes, and then, with a fragrant breeze, two fair fingers stretched out in front of him:
"Two stools, find me two stools, we'll be settled, how about that? Then..."

She took out a pack of Shanghaojia from the plastic bag she was carrying all the time:

"I invite you to eat shrimp crackers. Hee hee~"

The girl bared her small white teeth.

"..."

The biscuits were taken care of.

Hold tight.

(End of this chapter)