The little monk returns to the vulgar

Chapter 215

Dao Ran feels that she was deceived by the TV series in her previous life, and Bai Suzhen is not the kind of character who is thoughtless, gentle and considerate.Bai Suzhen became stubborn, Daoran couldn't persuade her at all.

Moreover, Dao Ran found that, logically, Bai Suzhen's position was more correct.

Both of them are practitioners, and for practitioners, nothing is more important than longevity.As long as you are alive, there are countless possibilities in the future.

Become a fairy, attain the Tao, and then be happy.

Daoran chose to be reincarnated entirely to get rid of Buddhism.But Bai Suzhen told him frankly that no matter how much back door the people in the underworld intended to open for him, the mystery in the womb is not just a bowl of Meng Po soup, but the process from the embryo to the baby, there is no body that can carry a strong soul.

In the process of being pregnant for ten months, the memory will continue to dissipate, and even weaken the mind.Regardless of whether you were a golden fairy or a bodhisattva, once you are reincarnated, your mana will disappear completely, and then you will lose your memories during the growth process, and you will not be able to create new obstacles to your knowledge and vision, and then you will not be able to embark on the road of practice. .

Moreover, this worst outcome is often the most common one.

"If it can be solved without drinking Mengpo soup, how can the gods and Buddhas of the heavens be afraid of descending to the earth to endure calamities?" Bai Suzhen said.

Bai Suzhen will definitely not deceive herself, which shows that what Bai Suzhen said is true, reincarnation is not a safe choice.

"But if I go to Lingshan, I'm afraid I won't be able to achieve a positive result in this life." Daoran said.

Bai Suzhen looked at Daoran and said nothing, she didn't even bother to refute this.

No matter whether it is heaven or hell, spiritual mountain or demon way, no one will doubt that Dao Ran can achieve a positive result.It's been less than a year since Daoran went down the mountain, and before he went down the mountain, he didn't even start practicing.

Looking at everything he has done in the past year, it is really unbelievable to say that he cannot achieve a positive result.

"You must go to Lingshan, I will wait for you in Yaochi, even if it takes 1000 years." Bai Suzhen said firmly.

Daoran: ...

He kind of regretted that he had done so many good deeds, and in the end, the really fucking good people were not rewarded.

In the end, Daoran still failed to convince Bai Suzhen, she was unwilling to go with Daoran no matter what she said, instead she became ruthless and ran away with Xiaoqing.

Only one white jade scale was left.

Dao Ran had no choice but to put this scale close to his body, and then began to seriously consider what to do next.

According to Daoran's original plan, in the last year, he would treat himself as if he had returned to vulgarity, and travel around with Bai Suzhen to relax. There is no need for a real name, as long as the last period of life is happy, and then he will be contented. Go to reincarnation and wait for the next life to meet again.

After all, Daoran is a human being in two lives, and this dying thought is somewhat old-fashioned.

But I didn't expect Bai Suzhen to be so decisive and run away with Xiaoqing.

Daoran had to seriously consider the possibility of going to Lingshan.

No doubt he didn't want to be a monk, but maybe he could change his mind.

After thinking for a while, Daoran returned to his painting boat, broke his fingertips with great effort, drew a magic circle on the ground, and then began to mutter.

Mana boiled, Dao Ran's World Exterminating Demon Eye tore open his skin, revealing pure black eyeballs, pale flames flew out of the World Extinct Demon Eye, twisted into a ball in front of Daoran.

The pale flame didn't go out, nor did it spread and burn everything, but slowly condensed into a human face.This face seems to be changing all the time, old people, children, men, women, bliss and despair, wailing and laughing, all kinds of emotions and faces are constantly being staged.

Da Zi Zai Tian's voice came from this constantly changing pale face: "Why do you want to find a teacher?"

"Master, I'm going to Lingshan, what's Master's order?" Daoran asked.

"If you go to Lingshan, you go to Lingshan. What does that have to do with me?" Da Zizaitian said indifferently.

"Master, you are the devil, and I am your apprentice. If you go to Lingshan and become a monk, wouldn't you lose face?" Daoran asked.

"Hehe, I can't beat the Buddha. In front of Lingshan, I don't have any face. Do you think the aggressive method is effective for me?" Da Zizaitian said disdainfully.

"How dare I use aggressive tactics against Master? Isn't that just a trick?" Daoran said sincerely.

Da Zi Zai Tian is the demon lord, and all kinds of demons and heart demons are his subordinates.Da Zi Zai Genius is the most professional in manipulating people's hearts, Dao Ran's rhetoric skills can't fool him.

"Say something quickly." Da Zizaitian said impatiently.

The other believers who were painted ashes wanted to summon Da Zi Zai Tian, ​​but he didn't even look at him without killing tens of thousands of people.

Otherwise, how could it be possible to summon the Demon Lord with this little blood and a few spells?
But Da Zi Zai Tian didn't have much patience, and didn't want to listen to Dao Ran's nonsense.

"Master, it is precisely because you can't do Lingshan, I am not convinced as a disciple. Why do you have to learn the skills of the Buddha in order to continue your life? Can't the disciple of my majestic demon lord change the book of life and death? Even if the master You are too lazy to do it, let me go to your divine kingdom and cultivate into a demon or something, isn't it the same?" Daoran said.

"Tsk tsk, it seems that you are not following the teacher's falsehood, and you really don't want to be a monk?" Da Zizaitian said.

"What's so good about being a monk? If Fahai hadn't picked me up when I was a child, I would have been a vulgar person a long time ago." Dao Ran said frankly.

"You don't want to go to Lingshan, but to walk the way of the demon? Have you thought about it?" Da Zizaitian asked.

The way of magic is also one of the avenues of longevity.

All the devils under the command of Da Zi Zai Tian can live forever, and they specialize in causing trouble for the gods and Buddhas of the gods. They also have ninjas.Not only can you not offend, but you also have to establish a good relationship with the devil's lineage. After all, gods and Buddhas also have times of calamity.

In case it was his turn to cross the catastrophe, and the demon bosses came to team building together, then he would really die without a place to die.

Thinking about it this way, Daoran felt that Mo Dao was actually more suitable for him.

"Then if you don't want to go, don't go. I have taught you all the exercises of Tuhui heretics, and you can just practice it yourself. I am also curious, if Fa Hai sees you actively practicing the exercises of Tuhui heretics, will he think so?" It will be very interesting to suppress you as a villain with a slap, hahaha!"

Da Zizaitian smiled like a psychopath.

Daoran knew that Da Zizaitian was a fun person, but he didn't expect that he really didn't even care about his apprentice, which was considered the ultimate fun person.

"In just one year, how far can I cultivate. If I want to practice in Master's kingdom of God again, I will definitely make a huge difference by then. At that time, wouldn't it be more interesting to see me suppress Fa Hai with my backhand? " Daoran said.

[Deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors... Your barbecue +1]

Dao Ran looked at the system prompt, feeling very speechless, this barbecue is already almost half of its charm, what kind of rubbish was added.

Da Zizaitian didn't use his understanding this time either. He seemed to prefer to fight wits and courage with Daoran, a scoundrel, so he said to him: "My kingdom of God doesn't accept mortals. When you become a demon, I will I will bring you here. By the way, there are shortcuts to practice magic arts, who said that one year of practice can't make you famous, don't you know how to take shortcuts?"

After hearing this, Daoran fell into silence.

What Da Zizaitian said is correct, if it is not quick, who will practice the magic way?Everyone knows the short-cut of cultivating heretics, which is the simplest word "sacrifice".

If Daoran sacrifices all the people in the capital, he will definitely be the devil among the devils, and he will immediately ascend to the kingdom of God in the Great Freedom.

But of course this kind of thing can't be done. If he really slaughtered millions of innocent people for the sake of cultivation, he might as well reincarnate.

"Hahaha, your appearance, coupled with this embarrassing expression, is really pleasing to the eye. You say you can't treat mortals as ants, so how can you become a demon? Half-hearted, even if you come to my kingdom of God, you think you What can be repaired?" Da Zizaitian taunted triumphantly.

Le Ziren is finally happy, and it seems that Da Zi Zaitian is very happy to torture this talented apprentice.

Daoran quickly calmed down, and said to Da Zizaitian: "It's the apprentice's wish to make the master happy. If that's the case, don't disturb the master."

After speaking, Daoran was ready to disconnect the call.

However, Da Zi Zai Tian said, "Wait, you don't hate me?"

"Amitabha, it is Master Qiansu who plotted against me, and it has nothing to do with Master. You saved my life, Master, and I am indebted to you. Now this disciple wants to take advantage of you, but if I don't, it's because I have no ability. Why should I Want to hate you?" Daoran said sincerely.

This is what he said in his heart, and Da Zizaitian did not take the initiative to attack him from the beginning to the end.On the contrary, Master Qiansu is a follower of heretics, who has been using magic methods.Da Zi Zai Tian made a move to give Dao Ran a chance of reincarnation, which can be regarded as a great kindness.

There is no reason to find a savior to borrow money and hate the benefactor if you can't borrow money. This reason cannot be justified.

"Tsk tsk, you boy, I really want to dig out your Buddha nature and replace it with demon nature. Then maybe you are really my good apprentice. In a thousand years, there will be a second demon master in this world. It can be easier."

Leziren is not happy again.

Daoran felt that this third master was very much like the person in his previous life who feared the world would not be chaotic, and he just liked to watch others be beaten until blood flowed into rivers.

But it is precisely because of a fun person like him that the devils in this world have a backbone and a different kind of fairness.

The devil doesn't care whether you are a god or a mortal, as long as you can't hold on to your heart, you will be finished.With the restriction of the devil, those extraordinary immortal Buddhas will always think about self-cultivation and self-denial, and dare not act recklessly.

"Master, don't worry. With my disciple's aptitude, I can achieve something in my next life by cultivating heretics. Wouldn't it be a few hundred years longer? For you, it's just a flick of a finger." Dao Ran comforted.

"You have already decided not to go to Lingshan and choose reincarnation?" Da Zizaitian asked.

"That's right, my six faculties are unclean, and I can't achieve a positive result in my whole life. It's just a waste of time to go to Lingshan, just like life imprisonment." Dao Ran said firmly.

"Then I want you to go to Lingshan." Da Zizaitian said.

"Master, don't bring such a cheating apprentice, you are a majestic devil, forcing your apprentice to practice Buddhism, don't you want to lose face?" Dao Ran asked.

"I've said it a long time ago, if you can't beat the Buddha, it's all nonsense to save face. Don't worry, being a teacher doesn't mean to embarrass you on purpose. It's meaningless to do so." Da Zizaitian said.

Daoran twitched his mouth when he heard this, I believe you bastard, you are a bad old man, it doesn't make sense that you laughed so happily at your apprentice just now?
"As long as you go to Lingshan and become an Arhat, I will give you a huge benefit." Da Zizaitian said.

"Master, didn't I say that the disciple's six faculties are not purified, so he cannot become an Arhat." Dao Ran said.

"My stupid disciple, do you know that being a teacher is also a Buddha? Before I taught you only magic skills, but now I teach you real Buddhist skills. If you practice according to this, what is an Arhat? Bodhisattvas are not here. Speak." Da Zizi said confidently.

"Then, Master, what is the price?" Dao Ran asked cautiously.

"There is no price. I want you to use the master's skills to become an arhat in Lingshan. You don't need to worry about the rest. The teacher will naturally take you to my kingdom of God and keep you safe."

"Understood, if I use the exercises taught by Master to cultivate into an Arhat, I'm afraid I will slap Buddhism in the face severely, so I need you, Master, to save my life."

Dao Ran, as a veteran who does not blink, immediately recognized the meaning of Da Zi Zai's words.

"You are smart. Since you have already guessed it, I don't need to waste my time. Come on, I will teach you the exercises." Da Zizaitian said excitedly.

"No, I refuse. You saved the disciple's life, but I'm not going to give it back to you. Master, you should let the disciple keep this useful body. I won't do this kind of death thing, I will go Reincarnation." Dao Ran said firmly.

Just kidding, even Fahai Daoran can't deal with it anymore, go to Lingshan to slap Buddha in the face?Each of the five hundred arhats could stare at him so that he would never be reborn.

Moreover, Da Zi Zai Tian's so-called help, Dao Ran feels very unreliable.

When a peak fun person tells you "Don't worry, I will definitely save you", whoever believes this is a fool.

Da Zi Zai Tian was not angry, and said with a smile: "As expected of my apprentice, I really admire you more and more. As a reward, I will teach you this exercise as usual. You can choose whether you practice it or not. How about yourself?"

"Is there really such a good thing?" Dao Ran said in surprise.

"Why, you still have to swear an oath for the teacher?" Da Zizaitian asked back.

"Thank you Master for your understanding, Master, you should send one." Dao Ran said without hesitation.

[Deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors... Your seasoning +1]

In a short period of time, he deceived his master and exterminated his ancestors twice in a row, one was a Buddhist arhat, and the other was a master of the demonic way.Daoran admired his courage, he was probably the most deadly practitioner in the whole world.

"You boy, you are really courageous. Okay, I will satisfy you as a teacher. I, Moshouluo, swear to heaven and earth that I will teach my disciples Dao Ran's skills without any restrictions. It is up to him to choose whether he can go to Lingshan. Violating this oath will make me fall into reincarnation, and I will be a mortal for thousands of generations." Da Zizaitian said.

As soon as the words fell, Daoran heard a thunder explosion from the sky, followed by countless thunderclaps that were deafening.

Even if the practitioner's oath is to be effective, let alone the oath made by the demon master, the laws of heaven and earth will immediately respond.Almost all living beings in the Three Realms and Six Paths have sensed it, but they don't know what happened. How could such a powerful person suddenly make an oath?

Who can bear the weight of cause and effect?

Daoran instantly felt that the seven or eight catties of causal line on his body had become seven thousand catties or seventy thousand catties. He really didn't expect that Da Zizaitian would really swear, and the oath sounded perfectly fine.

The oath of Da Zi Zai Tian has been made. Although Dao Ran still feels that there is a problem, he dare not refuse to teach the exercises.A big figure like the Demon Lord has sworn, and if he pushes back and forth, it is not a battle of wits, but a joke, and this fun master will probably shoot him to death directly.

The transmission of skills was completed quickly, and there was a strange swastika in Dao Ran's sea of ​​consciousness, which was not golden, but a grayish silver color.On the surface, it looks like an authentic Buddhist technique, but of course, if you feel it carefully, you can detect the palpitating evil thoughts coming from the silver swastika.

It's really quite an evil technique, but as long as you don't practice it, you won't be gone after reincarnation.

Just when Daoran couldn't figure out what kind of fun Da Zizaitian could have by doing this, Da Zizaitian said to him: "Oh, by the way, what the teacher said is that there is no restriction on whether you can go to Lingshan, but he didn't say that you must Keep it a secret for you. I have already told Fahai about your initiative to ask for Ascension to the Demonic Path. I guess he will be here soon."

Daoran: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Fuck, it's over!

(End of this chapter)