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Chapter 86 I, the killer, make money!
Chapter 86 I, the killer, make money!
Gu Changsheng did not continue to ask, he was not interested in asking about other people's privacy.
It was getting late, and Song Qinghuan and Song Qinghuan cleaned up the dishes on the dining table, Gu Changsheng washed up briefly, and then went to rest.
The lights in the small courtyard were turned off, and Lu slept soundly in the corner.In the room, An An's voice talking in her sleep could be heard occasionally, but otherwise, it was quiet.
Everything is silent, the night stars are lonely.
It's past one o'clock in the morning.At this point in time, most people have already fallen asleep peacefully.
But in a small and dirty rental house, a decadent man didn't feel sleepy at all.
Sitting on a chair with one leg missing, he stared at the door of the room.
"Sure enough, it's a lie... I agreed to come to the door for service, but it's already one o'clock and I haven't come yet."
It's been a long time since no one came, the man muttered to himself.
……
"Late night", "door-to-door", and "service", just by looking at these words, veteran drivers can already imagine a 120-minute action movie.
Generally speaking, special services at this point always remind people of things that violate laws and disciplines and violate public order and morality.
The fact is true, men's booking is indeed not a serious service.
He wants someone to murder himself.
The man's name is Wang Bing. His life has undergone tremendous changes recently and he has lost the confidence to live.
His girlfriend broke up with him, the strange eyes of people around him, and the disappointed eyes of his parents made him extremely painful.
In desperation, Wang Bing decided to end his life.
This morning, when he was browsing information related to "suicide" on the Internet, he received a message on his mobile phone.
"Professional Killer Organization, help you resolve injustice."
Followed by a website, Wang Bing clicked in and found that the website was quite "regular".
The website claims that it can help customers and make people who customers dislike disappear perfectly in the way of "accidental death".
He was a little moved, if he could pay someone to murder himself, and then pretend to be an accidental death, that would be great.
Continuing to browse the website, Wang Bing found that killers of different levels have different charging standards.
The top-ranked and high-level killers charged extremely high fees, which made Wang Bing secretly click his tongue.
Turning directly to the bottom of the killer ranking list, he saw a killer's information.
Code name: Miaokou San.
Grade: Level [-].
Number of completed transactions: zero.
Customer praise rate: Not enough people rated it, so it will not be displayed for now.
Fee: 640 eight.
Killer's self-introduction: newcomer, no experience, want to open a business, the first time you can buy goods before paying.
Compared with other killers who charged hundreds of millions of dollars, this rookie killer's fee was extremely cheap.
And it also supports goods first and payment later, which is the conscience of the industry.
Anyway, he didn't need to pay for it right away, so Wang Bing clicked the "Reservation" button out of a mentality of giving it a try.
Next, the website jumps to a questionnaire.
The website asked him to provide information about the murder target.
From basic gender, age, height and weight, to more detailed tastes and hobbies, and the type of vehicle you drive, the website is designed with relevant questions.
Wang Bing filled in one by one according to his own information.
Seeing the professionalism of the website, a hint of expectation rose in his heart.
After the spiritual energy recovered, many strange things happened. Maybe this website is real?
After completing the filling, a "reservation successful" interface popped up on the website, prompting that around one o'clock this evening, there will be professional killers to take people's lives.
Wang Bing went out for a trip, bought a large bottle of sleeping pills and went home.
Tonight, if there is no killer coming, then I will end my life myself.
The clock on the wall turned slowly, and Wang Bing noticed that it was already one o'clock.
It really is a liar...
He sighed a little disappointed, went to fetch a bottle of water, and poured out the medicine he had bought.
Just as he was about to swallow, the doorbell rang.
Wang Bing was stunned, put down the medicine in his hand, and opened the door with some hesitation.
Outside the door, a gust of cold wind blows, and there is no one there.
He frowned, and when he was about to close the door, there was a soft sound under his feet.
"Hello~ I'm the assassin you ordered, codenamed Miaokou San."
Looking down, a Chinese pastoral cat was talking to him.
Heck.
Seeing that Wang Bing had already froze in place, the cat walked into the house without seeing anyone else, and slammed the door behind him.
"I saw in the background that the customer who placed the order and the victim who was going to be murdered were the same person."
The kitten jumped onto the table, looked at Wang Bing, and continued.
"So I want to ask if you have filled in the wrong information. What if I kill the client and no one gives me money, meow."
Wang Bing's mind was still down, and he stared blankly at the cat, unable to understand the situation.
……
After a long time, Wang Bing finally accepted this extremely absurd fact: he paid someone to murder him, and the killer was a cat.
No wonder only 648.
Wang Bing remembered a saying that had been widely circulated on the Internet in the early years: the probability of being killed by a cat is very low, but it will never be zero.
After understanding the customer's needs, Killer Cat frowned slightly, and then said aloud.
"I roughly understand your situation. I can accept your business, but the rules need to be changed slightly."
After drinking some water to moisten his throat, the killer cat continued: "In this case, you need to pay the fee in advance. After all, after killing you, no one will pay for it, meow."
Wang Bing showed embarrassment.
Now, he is no longer worried about encountering liars.
After all, the cat in front of him has clear logic, careful thinking, and methodical speech.
According to the novel, he was a big monster no matter what. It should be easy to kill Wang Bing, a middle-aged man whose body was hollowed out.
But the problem is, Wang Bing has no money...
His last bit of money has been used to buy sleeping pills.
After searching every corner of the house, Wang Bing still didn't have enough money, so he could only express his sincere apology to Killer Cat.
"I'm sorry... I don't have enough money, so I trouble you to make a trip for nothing."
The killer cat was shocked when he heard the words, his eyes were full of surprise.
what happened!Why is this man poorer than a cat!
"I won't bother you to take action. I'll just take sleeping pills later." With a wry smile on his face, Wang Bing was full of frustration.
!!!
The business you got is going to run away!
This is my first business order, it's so dirty, it will affect my rating on the website...
Killer Cat's pupils trembled, and some couldn't accept this fact.
But letting it work for free violated his cat life credo of "paying for something will pay off".
Difficult!
Wang Bing sent Killer Cat out the door politely, picked up the sleeping pill again, and put it in his mouth.
At this time, the doorbell rang again.
He froze for a moment, but went to open the door anyway.
Outside the door, the killer cat was sitting on the ground with a discussing tone.
"No, you can go to work to earn some money. If you earn enough, I'll kill you meow!"
The second is more readers, just watch it tomorrow morning~
I wish everyone good night and sweet dreams~
(End of this chapter)
Gu Changsheng did not continue to ask, he was not interested in asking about other people's privacy.
It was getting late, and Song Qinghuan and Song Qinghuan cleaned up the dishes on the dining table, Gu Changsheng washed up briefly, and then went to rest.
The lights in the small courtyard were turned off, and Lu slept soundly in the corner.In the room, An An's voice talking in her sleep could be heard occasionally, but otherwise, it was quiet.
Everything is silent, the night stars are lonely.
It's past one o'clock in the morning.At this point in time, most people have already fallen asleep peacefully.
But in a small and dirty rental house, a decadent man didn't feel sleepy at all.
Sitting on a chair with one leg missing, he stared at the door of the room.
"Sure enough, it's a lie... I agreed to come to the door for service, but it's already one o'clock and I haven't come yet."
It's been a long time since no one came, the man muttered to himself.
……
"Late night", "door-to-door", and "service", just by looking at these words, veteran drivers can already imagine a 120-minute action movie.
Generally speaking, special services at this point always remind people of things that violate laws and disciplines and violate public order and morality.
The fact is true, men's booking is indeed not a serious service.
He wants someone to murder himself.
The man's name is Wang Bing. His life has undergone tremendous changes recently and he has lost the confidence to live.
His girlfriend broke up with him, the strange eyes of people around him, and the disappointed eyes of his parents made him extremely painful.
In desperation, Wang Bing decided to end his life.
This morning, when he was browsing information related to "suicide" on the Internet, he received a message on his mobile phone.
"Professional Killer Organization, help you resolve injustice."
Followed by a website, Wang Bing clicked in and found that the website was quite "regular".
The website claims that it can help customers and make people who customers dislike disappear perfectly in the way of "accidental death".
He was a little moved, if he could pay someone to murder himself, and then pretend to be an accidental death, that would be great.
Continuing to browse the website, Wang Bing found that killers of different levels have different charging standards.
The top-ranked and high-level killers charged extremely high fees, which made Wang Bing secretly click his tongue.
Turning directly to the bottom of the killer ranking list, he saw a killer's information.
Code name: Miaokou San.
Grade: Level [-].
Number of completed transactions: zero.
Customer praise rate: Not enough people rated it, so it will not be displayed for now.
Fee: 640 eight.
Killer's self-introduction: newcomer, no experience, want to open a business, the first time you can buy goods before paying.
Compared with other killers who charged hundreds of millions of dollars, this rookie killer's fee was extremely cheap.
And it also supports goods first and payment later, which is the conscience of the industry.
Anyway, he didn't need to pay for it right away, so Wang Bing clicked the "Reservation" button out of a mentality of giving it a try.
Next, the website jumps to a questionnaire.
The website asked him to provide information about the murder target.
From basic gender, age, height and weight, to more detailed tastes and hobbies, and the type of vehicle you drive, the website is designed with relevant questions.
Wang Bing filled in one by one according to his own information.
Seeing the professionalism of the website, a hint of expectation rose in his heart.
After the spiritual energy recovered, many strange things happened. Maybe this website is real?
After completing the filling, a "reservation successful" interface popped up on the website, prompting that around one o'clock this evening, there will be professional killers to take people's lives.
Wang Bing went out for a trip, bought a large bottle of sleeping pills and went home.
Tonight, if there is no killer coming, then I will end my life myself.
The clock on the wall turned slowly, and Wang Bing noticed that it was already one o'clock.
It really is a liar...
He sighed a little disappointed, went to fetch a bottle of water, and poured out the medicine he had bought.
Just as he was about to swallow, the doorbell rang.
Wang Bing was stunned, put down the medicine in his hand, and opened the door with some hesitation.
Outside the door, a gust of cold wind blows, and there is no one there.
He frowned, and when he was about to close the door, there was a soft sound under his feet.
"Hello~ I'm the assassin you ordered, codenamed Miaokou San."
Looking down, a Chinese pastoral cat was talking to him.
Heck.
Seeing that Wang Bing had already froze in place, the cat walked into the house without seeing anyone else, and slammed the door behind him.
"I saw in the background that the customer who placed the order and the victim who was going to be murdered were the same person."
The kitten jumped onto the table, looked at Wang Bing, and continued.
"So I want to ask if you have filled in the wrong information. What if I kill the client and no one gives me money, meow."
Wang Bing's mind was still down, and he stared blankly at the cat, unable to understand the situation.
……
After a long time, Wang Bing finally accepted this extremely absurd fact: he paid someone to murder him, and the killer was a cat.
No wonder only 648.
Wang Bing remembered a saying that had been widely circulated on the Internet in the early years: the probability of being killed by a cat is very low, but it will never be zero.
After understanding the customer's needs, Killer Cat frowned slightly, and then said aloud.
"I roughly understand your situation. I can accept your business, but the rules need to be changed slightly."
After drinking some water to moisten his throat, the killer cat continued: "In this case, you need to pay the fee in advance. After all, after killing you, no one will pay for it, meow."
Wang Bing showed embarrassment.
Now, he is no longer worried about encountering liars.
After all, the cat in front of him has clear logic, careful thinking, and methodical speech.
According to the novel, he was a big monster no matter what. It should be easy to kill Wang Bing, a middle-aged man whose body was hollowed out.
But the problem is, Wang Bing has no money...
His last bit of money has been used to buy sleeping pills.
After searching every corner of the house, Wang Bing still didn't have enough money, so he could only express his sincere apology to Killer Cat.
"I'm sorry... I don't have enough money, so I trouble you to make a trip for nothing."
The killer cat was shocked when he heard the words, his eyes were full of surprise.
what happened!Why is this man poorer than a cat!
"I won't bother you to take action. I'll just take sleeping pills later." With a wry smile on his face, Wang Bing was full of frustration.
!!!
The business you got is going to run away!
This is my first business order, it's so dirty, it will affect my rating on the website...
Killer Cat's pupils trembled, and some couldn't accept this fact.
But letting it work for free violated his cat life credo of "paying for something will pay off".
Difficult!
Wang Bing sent Killer Cat out the door politely, picked up the sleeping pill again, and put it in his mouth.
At this time, the doorbell rang again.
He froze for a moment, but went to open the door anyway.
Outside the door, the killer cat was sitting on the ground with a discussing tone.
"No, you can go to work to earn some money. If you earn enough, I'll kill you meow!"
The second is more readers, just watch it tomorrow morning~
I wish everyone good night and sweet dreams~
(End of this chapter)
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