I really don't want to hang up
Chapter 471 Bragging Contest
Bragging contest?
Lu Deng looked at the big characters on the flyer, and suddenly became interested.
In addition to time distortion, there are many distortions here, everyone is not protected by the Nebula Constitution, and the rules are trampled underfoot.
According to the introduction of the Nebulas Constitution:
".The purpose of retaining the distorted star field is to not exploit people's exploitation rights, and to resolve all legal contradictions and conflicts of underlying logic."
The distorted star field is a place outside the law, and the nebula constitution specifically divides this star field, which is used as a trash can.
Under the words of the bragging contest, there is also a crude map with two small dots flashing non-stop.
The blue dot is the conference registration office, and the red dot represents Luden's location.
Following the guidance of the map, Lu Deng found a direction and walked forward.
He took a step, and in the next second, he appeared ten meters away, as if he had teleported.
Luden looked back and immediately understood what happened.
His time was sped up.
In the distorted star field, everyone's time is different, sometimes fast and sometimes slow.
It's also a favorite of some grown married men.
Through some special methods, under certain circumstances, even if you can only be a real man for five seconds, you can still give the other party pleasure for 10 minutes.
Of course, more often than not, it's the other way around.
Even so, they can find an excuse, the time to shirk the other party's feelings has been accelerated, it is not their own problem, it is all the fault of the Distorted Starfield.
They will try their best to argue that their feelings are as long as half a century, so long that they even become torture.
Leaving aside the five-second real man, Twisted Starfield is also sought after and loved by others.
Some are criminals who have served lengthy sentences and have voluntarily chosen to serve their sentences in the Twisted Sector.
The time here is different from the time in the outside world. If they are lucky, they will be able to end this period of imprisonment soon.
There are also some existences at the bottom of society, or adventurers and explorers, who come to distort the star field, looking for opportunities to make a fortune.
One must know that the Nebula Empire does not allow any exploitation.
This means that it is absolutely impossible for a person to reach the sky in one step.
If you want to climb to the sky, you must climb up step by step, down-to-earth. Any behavior that is lucky and tries to take shortcuts will eventually fall into the abyss.
The Nebula Constitution treats everyone fairly.
It is precisely because of this that the Distorted Starfield is the only place that can be exploited within the scope of the Nebula Empire, and it is naturally sought after by a large number of people.
Walking ten meters away in one step gave Lu Deng a sense of novelty as a martial arts master.
He took a few more steps, obviously not as lucky as before, and the flow of time seemed normal.
Lu Deng looked at the map and found that most of the roads were straight lines, with few corners and special markings.
This city seems to be built on an avenue, and once it turns a corner, it will go to another city.
At first, Luden didn't understand why this happened.
Until he meets the first corner.
Just as Luden took a step, the next second, he appeared on the other side of the street, leaving him far behind at the corner.
Luden: .
The speed of time made him miss this turning opportunity,
He could only walk back to the corner of the street step by step and try to turn the corner again.
brush--
This time, Lu Deng appeared directly hundreds of meters away, feeling a little hot all over his body, and there was fine sweat on his forehead.
Time sped up again, and Luden walked nearly a mile!
This is not the most tormenting!
He still needs to walk back!
Luden has to pay a lot of time and physical strength for every attempt!
"This design is too inhumane!"
Luden has already seen that this kind of turning design must have carefully selected a place where time is particularly easy to speed up!
In other words, if you want to walk from one city to another, Luden may have to walk for a whole day!
And this kind of cheating design is definitely not without reason.
If Luden guessed correctly.
"Jingle Bell--"
Hearing the ringing of the bell behind him, Luden stopped in his tracks, showing a helpless smile.
A carriage stopped behind Lu Deng, and the coachman poked his head out and greeted warmly,
"Sir, are you going to cross the street? Hey!"
Luden knew it!
Such a cheating design must be for making money!
"What's the price?"
Loudon emphasized,
"Especially someone with no money like me. Hey!"
That's right, Luden didn't have a penny on him.
When he got out of the car, Arnold asked if he needed to bring some cash with him in case of emergency.
Luden refused.
He believed that with the strength of those old friends, even if he didn't bring a penny, he could still walk sideways in the Distorted Starfield!
Obviously, Luden made a mistake.
But not entirely wrong.
Because, under the permission of the nebula constitution, it is possible to exploit here.
Luden will definitely not be short of money.
"No money? This is easy!"
Obviously, the coachman had expected it long ago, took out a document and handed it to Luden,
"Sign this, and you can deduct the travel expenses. A part of your next income higher than 100 nebula coins will be used as the fare. The upper limit is 2000 nebula coins, and the lower limit is 100 nebula coins. Hey!"
Lu Deng didn't even look at the contract, and directly rejected it.
"We'll just make a verbal agreement! Hey!"
The driver is in a hurry,
"How can this work? You must sign a contract. Nebula people don't lie to Nebula people! Hey!"
Luden just looked at him quietly, showing a smile, and didn't speak.
Sign a contract?
If it were someone else, maybe they would sign it.
Even for a professional lawyer, it is difficult to find the traps and loopholes in this contract, and of course Luden was unable to find out.
but,
Lu Deng believes that if the city can be planned like this, the guy who specializes in tricking people at crossings will never kindly arrange a carriage to send people across the street for only 2000 nebula coins!
Many Nebulas people have been under the protection of the Nebula Constitution all their lives, and have never been exploited by others, let alone cheated by contracts.
It was the first time they came to Twisted Starfield, and the first time they saw a contract, they would sign it without hesitation, without any precautions.
Then there is no more.
Here, as long as you are cheated once, you will be cheated for a lifetime!
Luden obviously wouldn't sign the contract, the coachman smiled sarcastically, put the contract away, and explained,
"It turns out that you are a local. You should have said it earlier. I saw that you didn't bring a watch. You thought you met a fat sheep from another place. You see, this is a big deal!"
With that said, he jumped out of the carriage, took out a pair of roller skates, and threw them in front of Lu Deng.
"Wear this guy, slide forward, there are tracks on the ground, it will turn you directly to the next city, are you going to participate in the bragging contest? Hey!"
Luden nodded, and while squatting down to put on his shoes, he asked,
"Why no cars, or other means of transportation? Hey!"
"This ghost place accelerates too fast. No one can tell what's going on. If you take a car, the people inside will easily turn into meatloaf. The fast vehicles are the same, and the slow ones don't work. Roller skating is okay. One point, if you go too fast, you'll just break two legs, don't worry, we have the best orthopedic hospital in the world"
The coachman lowered his head, looked at Lu Deng's feet, and said,
"You have to give me your shoes, it's the fare! Hey!"
Luden readily gave up his shoes to the other party and put on roller skates.
slip out——
The wheel was stuck in the track, Luden felt a burst of acceleration, and in a blink of an eye, he had already turned along the track and entered the next city.
The moment the acceleration disappeared, Luden lost his balance and fell to the ground suddenly, only hearing a click.
Luden rolled his eyes and knew it without saying anything.
broken.
Immediately, a doctor and two nurses rushed to Lu Deng's side and asked attentively,
"Sir, do you need help? Sign here to get treatment! Hey!"
The business is quite proficient, and it is obviously not the first time to do this.
Lu Deng's lips were pale, trembling slightly, he barely opened his mouth,
"I have health insurance."
Lu Deng looked at the big characters on the flyer, and suddenly became interested.
In addition to time distortion, there are many distortions here, everyone is not protected by the Nebula Constitution, and the rules are trampled underfoot.
According to the introduction of the Nebulas Constitution:
".The purpose of retaining the distorted star field is to not exploit people's exploitation rights, and to resolve all legal contradictions and conflicts of underlying logic."
The distorted star field is a place outside the law, and the nebula constitution specifically divides this star field, which is used as a trash can.
Under the words of the bragging contest, there is also a crude map with two small dots flashing non-stop.
The blue dot is the conference registration office, and the red dot represents Luden's location.
Following the guidance of the map, Lu Deng found a direction and walked forward.
He took a step, and in the next second, he appeared ten meters away, as if he had teleported.
Luden looked back and immediately understood what happened.
His time was sped up.
In the distorted star field, everyone's time is different, sometimes fast and sometimes slow.
It's also a favorite of some grown married men.
Through some special methods, under certain circumstances, even if you can only be a real man for five seconds, you can still give the other party pleasure for 10 minutes.
Of course, more often than not, it's the other way around.
Even so, they can find an excuse, the time to shirk the other party's feelings has been accelerated, it is not their own problem, it is all the fault of the Distorted Starfield.
They will try their best to argue that their feelings are as long as half a century, so long that they even become torture.
Leaving aside the five-second real man, Twisted Starfield is also sought after and loved by others.
Some are criminals who have served lengthy sentences and have voluntarily chosen to serve their sentences in the Twisted Sector.
The time here is different from the time in the outside world. If they are lucky, they will be able to end this period of imprisonment soon.
There are also some existences at the bottom of society, or adventurers and explorers, who come to distort the star field, looking for opportunities to make a fortune.
One must know that the Nebula Empire does not allow any exploitation.
This means that it is absolutely impossible for a person to reach the sky in one step.
If you want to climb to the sky, you must climb up step by step, down-to-earth. Any behavior that is lucky and tries to take shortcuts will eventually fall into the abyss.
The Nebula Constitution treats everyone fairly.
It is precisely because of this that the Distorted Starfield is the only place that can be exploited within the scope of the Nebula Empire, and it is naturally sought after by a large number of people.
Walking ten meters away in one step gave Lu Deng a sense of novelty as a martial arts master.
He took a few more steps, obviously not as lucky as before, and the flow of time seemed normal.
Lu Deng looked at the map and found that most of the roads were straight lines, with few corners and special markings.
This city seems to be built on an avenue, and once it turns a corner, it will go to another city.
At first, Luden didn't understand why this happened.
Until he meets the first corner.
Just as Luden took a step, the next second, he appeared on the other side of the street, leaving him far behind at the corner.
Luden: .
The speed of time made him miss this turning opportunity,
He could only walk back to the corner of the street step by step and try to turn the corner again.
brush--
This time, Lu Deng appeared directly hundreds of meters away, feeling a little hot all over his body, and there was fine sweat on his forehead.
Time sped up again, and Luden walked nearly a mile!
This is not the most tormenting!
He still needs to walk back!
Luden has to pay a lot of time and physical strength for every attempt!
"This design is too inhumane!"
Luden has already seen that this kind of turning design must have carefully selected a place where time is particularly easy to speed up!
In other words, if you want to walk from one city to another, Luden may have to walk for a whole day!
And this kind of cheating design is definitely not without reason.
If Luden guessed correctly.
"Jingle Bell--"
Hearing the ringing of the bell behind him, Luden stopped in his tracks, showing a helpless smile.
A carriage stopped behind Lu Deng, and the coachman poked his head out and greeted warmly,
"Sir, are you going to cross the street? Hey!"
Luden knew it!
Such a cheating design must be for making money!
"What's the price?"
Loudon emphasized,
"Especially someone with no money like me. Hey!"
That's right, Luden didn't have a penny on him.
When he got out of the car, Arnold asked if he needed to bring some cash with him in case of emergency.
Luden refused.
He believed that with the strength of those old friends, even if he didn't bring a penny, he could still walk sideways in the Distorted Starfield!
Obviously, Luden made a mistake.
But not entirely wrong.
Because, under the permission of the nebula constitution, it is possible to exploit here.
Luden will definitely not be short of money.
"No money? This is easy!"
Obviously, the coachman had expected it long ago, took out a document and handed it to Luden,
"Sign this, and you can deduct the travel expenses. A part of your next income higher than 100 nebula coins will be used as the fare. The upper limit is 2000 nebula coins, and the lower limit is 100 nebula coins. Hey!"
Lu Deng didn't even look at the contract, and directly rejected it.
"We'll just make a verbal agreement! Hey!"
The driver is in a hurry,
"How can this work? You must sign a contract. Nebula people don't lie to Nebula people! Hey!"
Luden just looked at him quietly, showing a smile, and didn't speak.
Sign a contract?
If it were someone else, maybe they would sign it.
Even for a professional lawyer, it is difficult to find the traps and loopholes in this contract, and of course Luden was unable to find out.
but,
Lu Deng believes that if the city can be planned like this, the guy who specializes in tricking people at crossings will never kindly arrange a carriage to send people across the street for only 2000 nebula coins!
Many Nebulas people have been under the protection of the Nebula Constitution all their lives, and have never been exploited by others, let alone cheated by contracts.
It was the first time they came to Twisted Starfield, and the first time they saw a contract, they would sign it without hesitation, without any precautions.
Then there is no more.
Here, as long as you are cheated once, you will be cheated for a lifetime!
Luden obviously wouldn't sign the contract, the coachman smiled sarcastically, put the contract away, and explained,
"It turns out that you are a local. You should have said it earlier. I saw that you didn't bring a watch. You thought you met a fat sheep from another place. You see, this is a big deal!"
With that said, he jumped out of the carriage, took out a pair of roller skates, and threw them in front of Lu Deng.
"Wear this guy, slide forward, there are tracks on the ground, it will turn you directly to the next city, are you going to participate in the bragging contest? Hey!"
Luden nodded, and while squatting down to put on his shoes, he asked,
"Why no cars, or other means of transportation? Hey!"
"This ghost place accelerates too fast. No one can tell what's going on. If you take a car, the people inside will easily turn into meatloaf. The fast vehicles are the same, and the slow ones don't work. Roller skating is okay. One point, if you go too fast, you'll just break two legs, don't worry, we have the best orthopedic hospital in the world"
The coachman lowered his head, looked at Lu Deng's feet, and said,
"You have to give me your shoes, it's the fare! Hey!"
Luden readily gave up his shoes to the other party and put on roller skates.
slip out——
The wheel was stuck in the track, Luden felt a burst of acceleration, and in a blink of an eye, he had already turned along the track and entered the next city.
The moment the acceleration disappeared, Luden lost his balance and fell to the ground suddenly, only hearing a click.
Luden rolled his eyes and knew it without saying anything.
broken.
Immediately, a doctor and two nurses rushed to Lu Deng's side and asked attentively,
"Sir, do you need help? Sign here to get treatment! Hey!"
The business is quite proficient, and it is obviously not the first time to do this.
Lu Deng's lips were pale, trembling slightly, he barely opened his mouth,
"I have health insurance."
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