Song Tan's Notes

Chapter 1239. Grassroots Affairs [Two-in-One]

As the colorful tricycle approached the snow-white cloud ceiling with its swaying swaying body, in the [He Shui Fang Fang] live broadcast room, all one could see was a group of security guards standing up from the rocks and rushing towards the roadside with great anticipation.

Listen to those sporadic words again -

[What I mean is, if you promote products, you should promote them seriously. What brand of rice noodles are you promoting?]

[Yes, host, can you please ask for the brand? ]

[Do I need the anchor to ask? I guess this is a script for their collaboration... But the other party kept it a secret for quite a while. Who is the millionaire anchor?]

[This isn’t a script, the conflict is happening right before my eyes]

[Yes, the drone was damaged by the dog. That one is not cheap.]

[Stop talking about this, I just want to know what kind of rice noodles it is, host, please come closer]

[Come closer, I'll give you a reward]

The comments were lively and noisy, but seeing the topic deviate again, [He Shui Fang Fang] felt extremely depressed.

It is impossible to get any closer, not because they are afraid, but no matter what kind of rice noodles it is, they haven't been approached for promotion yet. How can they take the initiative to give others wealth?

impossible.

As the car approached, her eyes lit up when she looked carefully, and she quickly shouted to Song Tan and others:

"See? The police car is coming!"

  Song Tan glanced at her and said in a strange voice:

"I see. Can't anyone with eyes see it?"

"Besides, it only takes 10 to 20 minutes to drive from our town to here. I've already calculated the time and asked someone to deliver the food. Why did you just realize it?"

She didn't say the rest, but her eyes clearly showed five words:

Are you stupid?

Silence is better than words at this moment, and both [He Shui Fang Fang] were extremely angry!

Qia Qiao Qiao stopped the car and before he could even say hello to the security guards, he was already staring at the two people opposite him warily:

"Sister, they are the ones causing trouble, right?"

He looked at the rice noodles in his truck and stamped his feet in anger:

"Don't give them any."

"No," Song Tan had already casually brought out a bowl, "It would be great if we could give the extra to our four treasures. Wouldn't it be a complete waste if we gave it to them?"

Then he raised his chin and pointed to the police car that had just stopped: "We usually have two police officers on duty here. Isn't this what I prepared for them? It's the middle of the day, maybe they haven't eaten yet."

Two policemen got out of the car, and before they could figure out what was going on, they heard these words. Without saying anything else, they felt happy in their hearts.

"Ahem." One of them still kept his face straight and said seriously, "Let's deal with the dispute. Let's not eat for now. Who called the police?"

"I——" [He Shui Fang Fang] quickly raised her hand, then ran over with the phone holder in hand and opened her mouth to speak.

Unexpectedly, a security guard suddenly came in front of the police, holding a large bowl and grinning at them: "Try it, it's our homemade rice noodles. We knew you were coming, so we specially prepared two extra bowls."

The younger police officer was just about to extend his hand to politely refuse - they were on a mission, and it was inappropriate to turn around and eat the client's meal.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, a stimulating and spicy smell of chili oil mixed with the aroma of pork rib soup wafted towards him, causing him to open his mouth, but without saying a word of inquiry, he just swallowed his saliva first.

The security guard at the side was holding two large bowls in a daze: "Are you really not going to eat it? It will become clumpy if you bring it down the mountain later."

Yes!

  The two of them stared at the large bowl - such good rice noodles, if they were soaked any longer, they would swell, right? It was a waste of food, it was wrong!

Moreover, rules are dead, but people are alive. It stands to reason that eating two mouthfuls of rice noodles is not worth much. They are grassroots police officers handling cases in the countryside, and they are mainly flexible. If the atmosphere is too tense, it will not help.

Various thoughts went through their minds. The fragrance surged layer by layer, making them unable to stand. They had to keep a straight face.

"Okay, then thank you first..."

He looked at Qiao Qiao, then at Song Tan, his face slightly reddened and he felt a little embarrassed: "Thank you in advance."

"But the matter still needs to be dealt with - who called the police?"

"I..." [He Shui Fang Fang]'s voice became weak.

They have already served themselves, how can they be treated fairly?

Thinking of this, he put his phone aside and said, "Comrade police, I am broadcasting live. I have no other requests, I just hope that we can handle things impartially."

"Puh, cough, cough, cough!"

The other person choked on a mouthful of rice noodles, and the first thing he noticed was not He Shui Fang Fang's phone, but the mouthful of rice noodles he coughed out, his expression full of regret and reluctance.

Looking at this situation, [He Shui Fang Fang] suspected that if the two of them didn't say anything first, would the other party also intend to adopt the three-second rule——

[If food falls to the ground, don't worry, don't be afraid, pick it up within three seconds and it can still be eaten. ]

The young couple looked at each other with strange yet proud eyes - with the powerful weapon of live broadcast, they wouldn't use violent law enforcement or show deliberate favoritism, right?

  However, the other party withdrew his gaze and did not even look at them immediately. Instead, he quickly scooped up a handful of rice noodles with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth, until he slurped it down in one gulp!

"His ha..."

  The combination of the hot rice noodles and the fragrant pork ribs soup made the other party sigh with satisfaction, and then he came back to his senses:

"Sorry, sorry."

The other party's apology was sincere, because I really have never eaten rice noodles like this, this is too, too...

  How to describe it?

The two of them couldn't say anything, but they decided to ask their fellow villager when they got back whether he sold the rice noodles.

If you sell it, you will have to carry a sack of it back home.

But they were still working, and the other party mentioned live broadcasting. Now live broadcasting would delay things! They could only smile implicitly:

"I was in such a hurry that I haven't eaten yet. I'm really hungry now, so I thought I'd have a couple of bites first... Excuse me - come, let's listen to this first."

The older policeman took all his strength and finally reluctantly and carefully put the bowl back on the tricycle.

He turned around and nudged his colleague next to him, then said in a businesslike manner:

"get ready--"

"You called the police, right? Come on, tell me in detail..."

  [He Shui Fang Fang] I felt so upset for a while!

Looking at the comments again, there were obviously so many people watching, but each and every comment made her feel cold.

[This policeman ate other people's food while doing his job. He will definitely be complained about later.]

[The above person has never stepped into society, right? Do you know what the grassroots is? Have you ever seen a township handle things? ]

[You know a lot! Anyway, it is not in compliance with the regulations, so you will definitely be complained about...]

[No, host, you are disappointing! I just wanted to ask about rice noodles, why are you dragging your feet until now, just watching others eat it]

[Don’t mention it, it looks really delicious! Look at everyone, they are just eating without saying a word]

[Ahhh, how delicious is it? I want to try it, go to the link! ]

[Laughing to death, can I buy it by clicking on the link? This is Qiao Qiao's house! A lemon tree has grown in my heart, why am I not among the people eating?]

[What is Qiao Qiao Qiao Qiao? I went to the live broadcast platform for a while and searched for a few homophones. No one is it] [Hehe, I won’t tell you! ]

  [He Shui Fang Fang] I felt so upset for a while!

It had only been a short while, but no one was paying attention to the drone that had just been bitten to pieces. Instead, everyone was staring at the broken rice noodles.

A hint of fresh fragrance came with the wind, and he subconsciously swallowed his saliva, but his expression was still alert. Then he adjusted his phone again, fearing that he would not be able to take pictures of the other party later.

"Come on, tell me, what's going on?"

Fangfang opened her mouth again and again, but she didn't know where to start.

Her boyfriend next to her touched her elbow, but Fangfang opened her mouth but still didn't know what to say.

  After thinking about it, the male anchor took a step forward:

"Hello, police officer. Fangfang and I are the ones reporting the case. We were playing in the mountains and saw the beautiful scenery so we live streamed it. Who knew they would come over and talk to us rudely? They even bit our drone to pieces."

He held out another box of debris and said, "Take a look."

Fangfang, who was standing by, was indeed his girlfriend for many years and they had perfect harmony with each other. Now, they didn't say a word as they both understood each other's intentions.

The drone was bitten to pieces and now seems to be of no value in repair.

The police officer was also curious: "Who bit this? His teeth are quite sharp!"

"I know I know!"

Qiao Qiao raised her hand proudly: "Sibao bit it!"

He stepped aside and Sibao came out obediently, holding his head high, displaying his harmless calmness and honesty.

"..."

The two policemen were silent.

After a while they asked, "How did it bite it? Did it bite it to pieces when you put your drone there?"

  “No!” The male anchor became excited: “I was broadcasting live with my drone, and that man——” He pointed at Zhu Xinyu:

"He snatched my remote control away, and then when the drone was flying low, the dog rushed over, jumped high, and bit the drone into pieces!"

His words were full of accusations, but Sibao just tilted his head innocently. Everyone imagined the scene again, and the young policeman almost boasted -

Running, jumping, and biting enemy planes in mid-air sounds so cool!

Qiao Qiao, who was standing by, was very proud: "Our four little ones can jump up to over 4 meters! That's amazing!"

"Wang!"

Somehow, the live broadcast room was waiting to join in the fun, but when they heard this, they couldn't help but laugh——

[Hahahahahaha that’s really amazing]

[I don’t know why, but I suddenly don’t feel bad about this drone anymore]

[Oops, I didn’t take a screenshot just now. This dog jumps really high! ]

[I'm not saying anything, He Shui, you're really good at avoiding the important point when you talk. People were clearly trying to stop you in a nice way.]

[That’s right! Where’s the Spring and Autumn style of writing? ]

[What's going on? What's wrong? The police came to eat a few bites of the opponent's food, it's obvious that they are familiar with this family. The river drone is broken, so what's wrong with using a trick? 】

[Doesn't anyone think the young boy's words are weird? He seems to be trying to be cute]

[Don't talk nonsense in front of me, what does it mean to act cute? ]

[That's right! You can quarrel, but why bother dragging us into this? ]

[Our Qiao Qiao was sick when he was a child, and his mental age has never grown up. You can't bully him like this.]

When these words were spoken, the entire live broadcast room was shocked.

Okay!

After all this time, it turned out that this was the anchor Qiao Qiao with millions of fans, and what’s worse is that he is mentally handicapped.

  Don’t talk about who is right or wrong. We would feel guilty if we were faced with such a person!

"Ahem!" The police officer took another look at the large bowl of rice noodles on the car and tried to regain his composure:

"Don't interrupt, just continue."

He Shui has said what he needs to say, and the rest of the Spring and Autumn style of writing cannot be integrated. He is a little stuck as he opens his mouth.

Fortunately, Fangfang still had her wits about her shoulders and quickly continued:

"We wanted compensation for the broken drone, but they refused and even asked us to pay for mental damages and lost wages..."

The older policeman listened silently, nodding from time to time to signal the other party to continue. [He Shui Fang Fang] seemed to be encouraged and talked incessantly, telling the whole story in detail.

Little do people know that although the police officers working at the grass-roots level are not very wise, they are experienced veterans and can tell at a glance how things are handled.

Look at these two people talking incessantly, with angry tones and weak confidence, and they can't produce any strong evidence when they speak - talking about drones and compensation.

The emotion is right.

  But here? Those who were supposed to eat didn’t even raise their heads, but ate with extra sweetness—Alas, this rice noodle!

Back to the topic, let's look at the other two young men. One is happily coaxing the dog, looking different from ordinary people. The other one is listening nonchalantly, not panicking at all.

Just by looking at the situation, you can tell who is truly right.

The police officer here finished his questioning: "I have explained it clearly. Is there anything else to add?"

[He Shui Fang Fang] nodded, and then took another look at the number of viewers, a hint of joy rising between her brows.

The other party looked at Song Tan and asked, "Who on your side can say something?"

"Needless to say."

  Zhu Xinyu had finished his meal and had just finished drinking the last mouthful of soup. He felt relaxed and comfortable, and spoke with confidence:

"We have a recorder with us that records the entire process. Do you want to see it?"

  Police: ? ? !

No, who is the police?

Even [He Shui Fang Fang] was shocked: "How come you have this thing?!"

What's so strange about this?

They had only been training for a short time when Chen Yuan applied to buy a few of these, saying that it would be easier to deal with the villagers if they cheated...

Zhu Xinyu looked at her curiously, and said calmly, "We live in the village. We can make a scene here and throw tantrums, take off clothes, etc. We are much better than you two."

[He Shui Fang Fang]: …

  What does that mean? What does that mean? Does he look down on people?!

Zhu Xinyu added: "Besides, you dared to fly your drone over private property and film without reporting it, and even continued to broadcast live after you stopped it..."

"You are not afraid of breaking the law, so why can't I carry a recorder legally?"

It's here!!! It's late but it's here! This is the 6.17 update.

[It’s a fantasy, a fantasy, a fantasy!!! Don’t bring reality into the picture, don’t use realistic terms.]

I've been inefficient and my work and rest schedule has been disrupted recently, so it's time to sacrifice a sister - show up! Yu Yuzhu!

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  This needs no introduction, right?

6.18 Addendum: I failed to adjust my work and rest schedule, so I will update tomorrow during the day. I will also update tomorrow night as I should have.